Rate These WWE Heels And We'll Tell You If You'd Be A Good GM!

So, you're looking to be the General Manager of World Wrestling Entertainment? Well, that's now small job, that's for sure. I can't think of many people who would want to know how well they'd do. Most people I know who watch wrestling seem to have better ideas of who should stay and who should go already...they just don't have the paycheck to do the job.

It's easy to watch RAW and Smackdown Live and say that they're doing a terrible job...seriously, it's really easy to do that. But you also have to consider contracts and legal BS. So now we're going to have to go on the basis of each character just to see if they're even worth your while to have on the show.

Below are several WWE heels (villains). It's now your job as GM to rate these individuals to see if they'd be good for the company or not. This will determine just how good a GM you truly could be with the company. You can't do that much worse than the current GMs...can you?

Question 1

Is Braun Strowman worth having around?

Braun Strowman has done a lot of things in the WWE, including "flipping over an ambulance". He's meant to be the new strongest man in the business...which I'm sure Mark Henry is mad about. But they also make it easy sometimes for people to get at him and beat him. If he can flip an ambulance, he should be able to crush anyone.

Question 2

Should Brian Kendrick have been brought up into WWE?

Brian Kendrick is supposed to be known for his amazing intellect, but he dresses like an 80's hair metal front man. It's hard to always take him seriously. He talks a big game, but a lot of fans can see the errors in his plans almost immediately. He can fight though.

Question 3

Does Charlotte deserve to be the Queen?

Charlotte Flair is one of the most talented wrestlers in the business right now, and it doesn't hurt that she's from WWE royalty, and she's gorgeous. She's got the attitude to push the queen persona. It's just a matter of the writers and the GM doing the work right by her.

Question 4

Is Brock Lesnar worth all that money?

Brock Lesnar makes a ton of money for showing up every so often. He's known as The Beast, but the beast has been put down twice now by Goldberg in less than 2min. It's sort of pathetic, especially since stronger men than Goldberg have a harder time. Oh, and Lesnar actually hurts people in the ring...remember that wrestling is meant to be "fake".

Question 5

What do you think of A.J. Lee?

A.J. Lee is probably one of the nuttiest wrestlers in the business. I mean, she's not there now (thanks to her relationship with CM Punk) but when she was, she made guys want her...but also made them scared of her. And she made women jealous everywhere she went.

Question 6

Was Cactus Jack a worthwhile villain?

Cactus Jack was just one of Mick Foley's personalities back in the day. He used to run around with Terry Funk and they would destroy people...and then they'd destroy each other. No matter who Mick Foley plays (other than GM), he's always been a bit crazy and a wonderful villain.

Question 7

Should Chris Jericho just stay a heel?

Chris Jericho has gone back and forth for years, always reinventing himself to be relevant in the WWE. He's been both heel and baby face. There's no denying that. But it he still good enough to stick with being the heel?

Question 8

Was Doink the Clown a worthwhile idea for a heel?

Doink was always an interesting chaarcter to me. I think it probably would have been way better if he just didn't talk but was still that creepy clown. Imagine how terrifying that would be in the ring. He's got a really unfortunate name though...who calls themselves Doink?

Question 9

If you could, would you still have Chyna on the roster?

Chyna was an interesting character who was most memorably seen with Degeneration X. She was often the butt of many jokes, but she could take on any guy in the ring, and even walked away with some of their belts at one point or another. She went solo eventually and have some unfortunate storylines, but otherwise, she was a tank!

Question 10

Is Dean Ambrose crazy enough to be a heel?

Dean Ambrose was once a member of The Shield, but when they split he went his own crazy route. He's known now for being a bit nutty. That could be a good thing. Except I think he belongs in hardcore matches...which they really don't do much of anymore.

Question 11

Could you handle Eric Bischoff on your roster?

Eric Bischoff was probably one of the biggest assholes in all of WWE history. He wrestled a bit, was a GM for a bit and the whole time, all he did was screw people over. Even when it wasn't part of the story. He's a pretty ruthless guy.

Question 12

Would you keep Alexa Bliss?

Alexa Bliss can really wrestle. Which is saying a lot, and not even just for the female wrestlers. There are plenty of guys who can't wrestle as well as he can. She also has a...winning attitude and one hell of a body.

Question 13

Would you want Eddie Guerrero back?

Eddie Guerrero unfortunately died many yers ago now, but while he was in the ring, bringing Latino Heat to the world, he was a huge fan favourite...even though he was definitely a heel. I don't think he ever became a baby face. And if he did...it wasn't worth noting.

Question 14

Do you think Goldust is a useful heel?

Back in the 90's Goldust was actually one of the biggest heels around. He would crossdress and flirt with all the guys. He'd even go on talkshows in character and try to seduce the hosts. He really pushed the boundaries. Now, he's just a jobber who shows up as a gimmick every once in a while.

Question 15

Is Maryse a good heel to have?

Maryse is the wife of The Miz. She's had her own stuff in the ring, for sure, but she's much better known as the one who helps The Miz win all of his matches. It's actually a pretty good Hollywood partnership that they have going on.

Question 16

Is The Honky Tonk Man a good idea?

So, for those of you who are too young to remember, the Honky Tonk Man was basically just an Elvis impersonator who also happened to be a wrestler. I mean...he's obviously a very big gimmick character, but he was als a villain. It was interesting in its time and he was fairly popular.

Question 17

Does Jake The Snake's gimmick work?

Jake The Snake had his name for two reasons. One, he was an underhanded villain...so he was kind of a snake. And two, because he would actually bring out a snake in a sack and then use it to terrify his opponents. I'm sure PETA would have something to say about that sort of things these days, but what do you think?

Question 18

Was the Hulkster ever a good heel?

Now, the Hulkster you see here isn't what you'd normally equate with a bad guy, but you have to remember that he was a big part of forming the NWO. He was a heel with them for a long time. And he did a pretty good job alongside Eric Bischoff, making people hate him.

Question 19

Could Kane still be a good heel?

Kane started out as the Big Red Machine. He was unstopable. He was ruthless. He wouldn't talk (which was terrifying), and he would summon fire out of the ring. That's pretty wicked. Now he's old, fat, with a sh*tty mask, and he talks way too much!

Question 20

Could John Cena make it as a heel?

That's right. John Cena was a heel once. Could he do it again? Would it be the best heel turn in the world because of how mch of a "good guy" he is right now? He used to be all gangsta and would rap every night in the ring...it was awful, but he was still a bad guy.

Question 21

Would you still use Kevin Nash?

Kevin Nash has had several names throughout his wrestling history. Diesel. Big Daddy Cool...I never said they were good names. Anyway, he was one of the big time members of the NWO Wolf Pack. He would go out in his red and black and shout "too sweet" and everyone loved it. Could he handle it again?

Question 22

Should Mankind come back?

Mankind was probably the most famous of all of Mick Foley's personalities. He was so f*cked up that a lot of people were really put off by him...but that made them want to watch his stuff even more. He was basically like watching a car wreck...you just couldn't look away. Of course, Mick Foley is so broken now he might not be able to be that crazy.

Question 23

Would the Mach Man work today?

Mach Man Randy Savage Died a few years back but he was one of the biggest names in the wreslting world for a long time. He was alway wearing frills, a cowboy hat and his entire outfit was always just covered in so much colour...and yet he was a total bad guy the whole time.

Question 24

Would Luna still work today?

Luna Vachon was one of the WWE's greatest women. She didn't care what you thought of her looks. She didn't care how crazy she seemed. She would push her character to the limit and mess with everyone's head...even when it came to an evening gown match. Either way, she was a powerhouse. She died some time ago, but she was a great heel.

Question 25

Should the New Age Outlaws come back?

The New Age Outlaws were the Road Dogg Jesse James, and the Badass Billy Gunn. These guys were hilarious members of DX for a time, and did very well on their own as well. They weren't exactly the most politically correct, but that didn't stop them from kicking ass. They appeared on the 25th anniversary of RAW not long ago.

Question 26

Would Owen Hart still be wrestling if he lived?

Owen Hart was the victim of a tragic incident during a pay-per-view many years ago. He was to take a zipline from the rafters to the ring, but the cable didn't work properly and he feel quite a distance right into the corner of the mat. Apparently, he died on impact. But while he was living, he was one of the best heels the WWE had seen.

Question 27

Should Nikki Bella come back as a heel?

Sure, she's spent more time as a baby face now thanks to her sweetheart John Cena, but that doesn't mean she didn't have time for being a heel back in the day. She and Brie (before it came out that they were twins) used to swap places in the middle of a singles match in order to win. And Nikki is the one who betrayed her sister in the ring. She's made to make a heel turn...maybe a stiletto?

Question 28

Is Randy Orton useless now?

The Viper Randy Orton is part of some wrestling history thanks to his father (and maybe grandfather?) Either way, Orton made a big splash (not literally) in the WWE and has worked hard to get where he is. But he seems a bit...spent. There's nothing new about him, but he doesn't have a cool thing like The Undertaker to be able to not evolve (and even Taker evolved).

Question 29

Is Paul Heyman making the company any money?

Paul Heyman used to be the competition. He ran ECW, which was the hardcore version of the WWE. He knows the business very well, and he really knows how to make a crowd hate him. He is currently playing the role of Brock Lesnar's lackey. And he does a good job hyping people up.

Question 30

Should Rick Rude come back?

Rick Rude was one of the most hialrious and mysoginistic wrestlers out there. But he didn't care if you were man or woman, he would grind all over the place just to humiliate you if he could. His character was meant to be the bad boy who thought he was all that (and it worked for a lot of the ladies).

Question 31

Should Razor Ramone come back?

Scott Hall, otherwise known as Razor Ramone was one of this biggest drunks in the business. But when he wasn't totally out of his mind, he was a good wrestler. And when he was tanked, he was a pretty awesome actor. I wonder if somehow we can merge the two?

Question 32

Is Samoa Joe at all useful?

Samoa Joe is a fairly new recruit to the main lineup in WWE. He was working in NXT for quite some time but has finally been given his break. He started in as Triple H's lackey. Unfortunately, he wasn't really gained any personality yet. He's just a thick guy who can hurt people. WWE already has a ton of those.

Question 33

Should we have another Ric Flair?

In a sense, there is already another Ric Flair in the ring. His daughter Charlotte Flair is definitely working the crowd in much the same way as Ric did. And she's got a lot of physical flair just like daddy did. She doesn't swing around the corner of the ring quite like he did. But the figure 8 leg lock and the moonsault are pretty awesome to watch.

Question 34

Should Stephanie McMahon get back in the ring?

Stephanie McMahon is a pretty ruthless GM. It's kind of awesome to watch. Sometimes she's too much like her dad. But then there are times where she really sells that villain side of her...and I bet a lot of that is pretty close to truth, given their family. Either way, I wonder if she could still handle wrestling in the ring.

Question 35

Could Shawn Michaels still hack it?

Shawn Michaels was one of the very best wrestlers when he first hit the ring. He was the Heart Break Kid. He made women swoon, he pissed off all their boyfriends and he didn't care how much he pissed off his own coworkers (in and out of character).

Question 36

Is The Miz worth the money?

The Miz has been in the business for a while. He didn't always act like the Hollywood yuppy he is now. But since he started acting in some pretty awful films, it has become his character. He's hilarious though, and seems to be very aware of how ridiculous his character is. That's a good quality.

Question 37

Would you bring back Stone Cold?

The Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin is perhap one of the greatest, down-to-Earth heels to have ever entered the WWE. People just really understood him. He wouldn't take anyone's sh*t. He liked drinking beer. He wore jeans and a t-shirt. He was just a man's man.

Question 38

Is Triple H still a good heel?

Triple H used to be one of the leaders of Degeneration X. He didn't care what anyone thought. He woud mess with anyone he wanted. And then he went corporate and married Stephanie McMahon. Does that make him more of a heel? Or not as good of one?

Question 39

Should The Rock make a comeback?

I know a lot of wrestling fans don't like that The Rock has made it big outside of wrestling and they like to think that he sucks as an actor now...but he's much better now than he was while in the WWE. Do you think that Rocky Miavia could make a comeback though with the way that the WWE currently runs?

Question 40

Was The Undertaker one of the best heels?

Now, this is one to actually think about a bit because The Undertaker was sort of in his own world. He was separate from other heels because of the whole "dead man" thing. He sometimes did good things, and sometimes bad...but I guess when he "kidnapped" Stephanie...that was bad (even though it was Vince the whole time).

Question 41

Was The Ultimate Warrior worth the money?

The Ultimate Warrior was one of the biggest and craziest (literally) heels in the WWE. He was a great opponent for Hogan, The Undertaker, Andre The Giant...he was a great person to beat up. His promos never made any sense though...he would just ramble like ana ctual crazy person.

Question 42

Was Val Venis a good heel?

Val Venis was supposed to be a "ladies man". He would walk to the ring in a towel, making it look like he wasn't wearing a thing. Then he'd do a bit of a grinding dance once he got in the ring. Ladies loved it I guess. He was basicaly just trying to be Rick Rude...but he wasn't near as good.

Question 43

Was Vader a decent heel?

Vader was all over the place in the 90s. For some reason he really made himself known as a villain. I don't understand how he managed it because his promos weren't good, his song wasn't good...he wasn't that great a wrestler...but he was a big deal back in the day.

Question 44

Did Yokozuna make sense as a heel?

Yokozuna was marketed as this giant sumo wrestler from Japan. He had some great rivalries during his time in the WWE. Unfortunately, he just wanted to be bigger and bigger and that wasn't healthy for him or the company. He eventually died, presumably from cimplications due to his weight. But the big thing is (no pun intended) he was never Japanese.

Question 45

Is Vince McMahon one of the greatest heels ever!?

Vince McMahon has always been the seedy boss of the WWE. He's been running the show for so long now it's amazing he's been able to take the hits he has. When he decided it was his time to get in the ring, he got jacked and really made a go of it. He's pretty fearless (in spite of how he acts in the ring). He just took a couple of stunners from Austin recently at the 25th anniversary of RAW.

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