Who's Your Video Game Crush?

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Talking about crushes, romance, love, dates, and not being able to nap during the day because that special someone will blow your phone up is always fun. Even a damaged, cynical person like me can find joy in doing a personality quiz like this.

But, you're taking this quiz either because you love quizzes like this or you find Princess Peach to be attractive, so let's get to business. The basic ground rules for these quizzes still apply - be honest, have fun, and we'll try to avoid spoilers where we can. There is one question that involves spoilers, but the spoilers described are old enough to where you should automatically have known them.

However, we are not going to tell you who you can potentially matchup with aside from Princess Peach. Because we're into equality and avoiding death threats about making this list entirely female, there is a male option on this list. Will you get him? Well, that's part of the entire personality quiz, isn't it?

Let's put it this way: much like love and the hunt for the perfect person, going into this blind and having to adapt on the fly makes perfect sense for this quiz. Now, clean yourself up, remember your manners, and let's quiz.

Question 1

What is your favorite color?

How could we do a personality quiz without asking what your favorite color is? You know the deal by now.

Question 2

What do you look for in a romantic partner?

I want to stress that with all of the questions on this list, there are no wrong answers. Picking looks here is fine if that's what you're into; you don't have to worry about feeling vain or shallow. Pick how you feel!

Question 3

What kind of gifts do you want most?

It's not shallow to want gifts, is it? Don't go asking Dr. Freud when you can instead choose how you feel on the subject here!

Question 4

Which of the following song best describes your relationship?

Music goes along with any relationship, even in the good and bad times. Of the following songs, which do you think would best describe the relationship you're looking for in a person?

Question 5

What would you most likely listen to after a breakup?

Music goes along with any relationship, even in the good and bad times. Oh wait, we said that already. Of the following songs, which do you think you'd listen to following a breakup?

Question 6

Where's the most outrageous place you'd have sex?

Is that too easy of a Mile High Club joke? Besides, if you pick 'none of the above' here, you're either lying or you're no fun. No shame in admitting in you want to have sex in strange places!

Question 7

What job would you want from your partner?

If you're looking for a relationship with someone like Jimmy McNulty, you're probably making the wrong choice. But, would you be alright with McNulty's career in law enforcement, or do you want something else? Choose!

Question 8

What type of car do you drive?

What would we do without cars? Take the bus? No chance. What do you currently drive? And, if you're a younger reader who doesn't drive yet, just put what your parents drive or what you think you'll drive when you're older.

Question 9

How are you on dogs?

At this point, any dog question in a quiz is going to feature the fantastic Karma. No, you don't look like an evil person if you answer that you hate them. I just won't talk to you.

Question 10

How do you feel about Donald Trump?

Again, there's no wrong answer here, unless you're re-taking this quiz and you're trying to get a different option. Maybe then, there is a wrong answer.

Question 11

Which of these apps are you using most?

No, TheQuiz does not count even though we appreciate your continued support. Where else are you going to find such great quizzes? Of the following apps, which do you think you use the most on a daily basis?

Question 12

Which of these is your favorite sport?

Yes, cheerleading is a sport. No, we didn't forget basketball. We're using that for another question. Stop questioning me and go answer the question already.

Question 13

Who is the best NBA player of all-time?

This is an important question. How are you going to talk to your video game crush without having an opinion who the greatest NBA player of all-time is? You can't go into the conversation and suggest Stephen Curry!

Question 14

Pick your gaming system.

Again, this is a fairly simple one. Pick which gaming console you're using the most right now or is your favorite.

Question 15

Do you find yourself thinking about the past?

Thinking about the past is far from a bad thing, but how often do you find yourself thinking about it? That, right there, is the million dollar question. Look what happened to Anakin Skywalker...

Question 16

Can you forgive someone who has badly hurt you?

Somehow, Padmé Amidala was able to die forgiving Anakin Skywalker despite him, you know, choking her. Granted, this doesn't have to be something as severe, but could you forgive your beloved for something awful?

Question 17

Where would you want to go on vacation?

You get to go on a vacation to any of the following places. Where are you going? And no, don't think about Russia or North Korea!

Question 18

What's your drink of choice?

We all could use a drink, especially after Hurricanes Harvey and Irma. If you go to the bar, which of the following are you picking?

Question 19

Where do you want to live?

I really feel like we're not far from a song called, "Everybody Just Wants to Live in a Castle." But, we're not at that stage yet, so you get to choose where you want to live!

Question 20

You decide to get a gun. What are you getting?

What would a video game crush be without a weapon of some form? Choose one of the following guns to call yours.

Question 21

Which of these gaming series do you find the most overrated?

I feel like it'd be unfair to include a question like this on a quiz about video games. Which of the following franchises do you think is the most overrated?

Question 22

Which of the following video game deaths do you think was the most heartbreaking?

I'm not crying, you're crying. This is the one spoiler-question I mentioned, so I apologize in advance. But, the most recent game on this list is from 2013, so I think we should be alright...right?

Question 23

Can video game antagonists find redemption?

At the rate we're going, characters like Bowser are going to be retconned into full-time heroes who fought the hero because of something like a bad hair day or an illness? In general, can bad guys like Bowser find redemption?

Question 24

Who is the greatest video game antagonist of all-time?

I want to clarify something before you answer this: while Arkham's Joker is probably my favorite video game villain, he hails from the comics. Therefore, he is not a video game-series original villain. The rest of these are fair game, so go!

Question 25

Which video game character do you think you share personality traits with?

Here, you have five options: Princess Peach of Mario, Grand Theft Auto's Trevor Phillips, Metroid's Samus Aran, Tomb Raider's Lara Croft, and Shaundi from Saints Row. Pick wisely.

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