Which TV Brunette Would You Bring Home To Momma? Take The Test!
- by Michael Winter
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With so many brunettes gracefully twirling around our tiny island planet guys are spoilt for choice. How mouthwatering are the milk chocolates, the walnuts, the maples and the caramels. Ah, how tempted we are to reach out and touch…
But alas stop! This is not the dark ages! It is customary these days to firstly date someone before you can enjoy any sort of physical contact. And so must you begin your journey of discovery: make your feelings known and hope she feels the same. In time you become friends, you hang out, you watch a movie…
Everything’s going so well. Perhaps you become lovers; in the end perhaps you even go steady. But before then you and her must endure a test like none other: you must take her home to meet your momma!
That’s not as straightforward as it sounds. Your momma is the only woman in your life who can outsmart the rest. She is the one with the experience, the knowledge, the wisdom, the… stare! And she will always know best.
Bringing your brunette back to meet her is a big step. It says a lot. About you, your momma and your boo. So make sure before you do that the one on your arm is the right one. And to help you make the right choice, we’ve put together a few questions.
What’s your favorite food?
Since there is so much food around these days it’s hard to know what next to eat. That never used to be the case: the Pilgrims for instance were stuck with bread and corn. Let’s make the most of things while they last.
If you could visit any other planet apart from Earth, which would it be?
Some planets are not the most welcoming, but if you could visit one for a few hours which would you choose to journey to? Never mind the searing heat, acidic rain and deadly atmospheres. This is a quiz after all, not a science project.
What’s a perfect evening for you?
Since we are all very different in what we like and dislike we each of us have an idea about the perfect evening that differs slightly from the next person. But just for a moment sit yourself down amid your perfect evening and tell us what it would consist of.
What would you want to do on a first date?
First dates are tough ones to get right. There’s a heck of a lot of mind reading and very little else, unless one of you makes a move. But what would be your absolutely ideal first date, the one that you hope would have you both wanting more from number two?
How tall are you?
The brunettes we have brought together for this quiz may differ in height and it is very important that we match your height with theirs. In that way when you bring her home to meet your momma your momma has one less criticism.
What’s the first gift you would buy your boo?
Buying the perfect gift is easy when you better know your woman. But there’s nothing in the rule book which forbids you to have a go in the first few days. Let’s take a trip to the store to find something… but what?
What do you spend your free time doing?
Free time is a funny old business. Have you ever found that when you’re working there are 100 things you’d rather be doing but when you have the time to do them you don’t want to? Still, it’s fun to imagine.
What sorts of films do you like?
When you’re getting to know someone you will ask them about their past, their loves, their hates, what turns them on and puts them off. You may also want to know what sorts of film they like to watch. In our experience, some brunettes love horror but most prefer romance!
What sort of car do you have?
If you don’t have a car just answer it for your momma. We need to know everything about you and what car you drive or have access to is a valuable piece of information for the mega-mind quiz machine. Be truthful… there are no prizes for cheating.
How often do you visit your momma?
If you bring your brunette back home to meet your momma but you haven’t seen your momma for a year she is going to think you are about to make an announcement. So, it may be better to brief your momma first if you’re not a frequent visitor.
Where are you going for your next vacation?
If you’ve nothing planned, tell us where you would like to go for your next vacation. Perhaps if everything works out just fine with your lady you may consider taking her with you next time. Just a thought. We’re sure she’ll be thinking the same.
What do women like most?
How well do you know women? Did you ever take the Do You Know What Women Want? quiz? And if you did, what was your score? Let’s see if you learned anything from your last roasting on the female of the species…
What’s the difference between a brunette and a blonde?
For centuries, men have argued among themselves and then argued with women (who have also argued among their selves) about who has more fun: brunettes or blondes? Do gentlemen really prefer blondes? Which of these statements do you think is true?
How many pairs of shoes do you have?
As a gentleman you may enjoy buying a new pair of shoes from a high-class outlet. That being said, is a fine shoe collection really the mark of a gentleman, or someone more concerned about their own appearance? Be honest now…
What’s your favorite drink?
You walk up to the bar and nod to the barman, as usual, except this time you have your new brown-haired babe beside you. The barman knows you and pours your usual before you even open your mouth. This could be embarrassing, depending on your answer…
Name a show that makes you laugh.
A matching sense of humor is something we all may look for in a mate. Without her having to explain what she finds funny you must try to gauge what it is that tickles her. And that can sometimes be an impossible task.
What nationality is the most passionate?
Controversial this question but it has been passed by the Trump administration as acceptable bunkum so let’s ask it: from your experience and from what you have heard about, or seen on television, which nationality has the most passionate females?
What winds you up about someone?
It is no secret that the traits of some people’s personalities grate on our own sensibilities. When we find ourselves in such a scenario we have two options 1) walk away or 2) throw eggs and run away. Either is fine, but don’t cook the eggs.
How do you wake up in the morning?
Is it ever possible to gently wake up on a working day? Why does our day have to start with an alarm in our ear? What if we could get up when we wanted to and then mosey into work. So doing would make for a far happier workforce. Let’s send the idea to the Senate.
What music do you listen to when you’re on a road trip?
Aha, the road trip! You have your brunette by your side, her beautiful chestnut hair blowing from the open window of the car. She turns to you, smiles and asks for some music. What’s your collection like, soldier?
What’s an important trait of a lover?
Dating someone leads inevitably to physical contact. If everything has gone well that could be in the shape of a kiss, but if it hasn’t gone well a handshake or a pat on the back (we’ve all been there). What’s the most important trait of a lover?
What color is your room?
One day, you may invite your lady back to your room. We know you’re aching to show her your collection of Native American arrowheads. Colors closely define someone’s personality and, unless your momma decorated your room, the color of the walls says a lot about you.
If you had 3 minutes left to live what would you do?
The forewarning of a nuclear attack by most countries will come within three minutes. That isn’t long enough to build a spaceship and take off for Mars but it may be just long enough for you to enjoy one last moment of pleasure.
What’s your favourite make of car?
If we had endless reserves of gold we may consider buying a car that costs the price of a small apartment. It is natural for us to imagine what we could have and enviously look at others’ possessions, but imagine for a moment that you are the one with the …
How many hours a day do you spend fixing your hair?
Brunette’s greatly care for their hair unlike blondes whose hair tends to be finer and more easily managed. If you are someone who bothers with their hair more than most men and you are dating a brunette you may therefore feel more at ease.
