Which Superhero Movie Is Most Like Your Life?
- by Nicholas Conley
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- in Movies and TV
Today, we are truly living in the golden age of comic book films, where every character from Spider-Man to the Guardians of the Galaxy are getting their chance to shine on the big screen. Hundreds of classic comic book characters have now been brought to life on the big screen, racking up millions of dollars worth of ticket purchases across the globe. Superheroes have become the Greek pantheon of the 21st century, with every archetype filled by a developed character.
Because there are so many successful superhero movies out there, it's now gotten to the point where all of these movies are quite different, and belong to entirely different genres. The tag "superhero movie" now includes everything from gritty Western films like Logan to WWI period pieces like Wonder Woman.
Of course, everyone relates to a different superhero. However, favorite characters aside, if you were to examine your own life, and compare it to the themes, plot, tone, style, and characters of every comic book film out there... which superhero movie would your life most resemble? Are you more weird or conventional, youthful or old-fashioned? Well, the time has now come to find out for sure, Which Superhero Movie is Most Like Your Life?
Your love life?
Okay, here's the question that people either love or hate, depending on their situation: what is your love life like? Do you have a special someone in your life, or is there someone that you're looking to make into your special someone? Or is your situation a bit, well... grimmer?
Your sense of humor?
Do you have a sense of humor, and if so, what sort of jokes do you make? Everyone laughs at something, but we're wondering more about what sort of jokes you make, whether you're a funny person or not, or if your life is more on the serious end of things.
Where do you live?
What sort of town, city, forest, beach, jungle, or snowy wilderness do you live in, as best as you can describe it to us? Alternatively, maybe you're the sort of person who travels all the time, and thinks of their home as being wherever THEY are. let us know!
What about your house?
Okay, so that's your geographic location, but what about your actual home, the place you live? Maybe you live in a house, or maybe it's a small apartment, or what have you. Either way, describe to us what your home is like, the best that you can.
Your best quality?
There are obviously a lot of magnificent qualities about your personality, seeing as you're smart enough to be taking this quiz. However, if you had to pinpoint it, what would you describe as being the best quality of your personality?
How do you help others?
If you're really into superhero movies, it means that you're probably a bit of a do-gooder yourself, and you probably try to help other people the best that you can. If people are in trouble, doing the wrong thing, or needing your help, which of these approaches sound the most like your style?
How do your friends see you?
You have to have friends, right? Even if it's just one or two. Either way, using the options given to you below, describe which of these ways your good friends would be most likely to describe you, if they were asked and had to be honest.
Describe your friend group
Okay, that's right, we're still not done talking about your friends yet. Don't worry, we think they're cool! But we want to understand them better, in order to get a clear picture of what your life is like! Describe your friend group to us, the best that you can.
Ideal travel vacation
Okay, now we'll go ahead and move on to a topic: traveling! If you had to pick one of the following locations to take a nice long trip to, which of them sounds the best to you? Assume that costs aren't a factor, so just pick the place you would most want to go to.
Views on the human race
The human race are a strange species, that much is certain, but they are also a complex one. Can you try to describe your thoughts and feelings on them, as best as you can? Do you think they are good, on the inside, or have you opinions become more cynical over time?
Your personal philosophy?
If you had to outline it the most precisely that you can, what is the personal philosophy that guides your day to day life? We're not looking for you to name a certain specific philosopher, though you may be able to, but rather, to choose a general philosophy that you try to apply to your life.
Color scheme?
Out of the various color schemes that are being offered to you here, choose the one that you think best applies to your life. This might be geographic, it might be the colors of your house's wallpaper, or it must be the colors that you happen to like the best: either way, pick a color!
Most important political issue of the present day?
If you had to pick one of the hot button political issues listed below, which one of them would you say that you believe in, and that you believe is the most important issue of the present day? Which of these issues do you fight the hardest for, or think you can make the most difference in?
Religious beliefs?
What are your spiritual and/or religious beliefs? Just how devoted are you to those beliefs, exactly? Religion is a major part of some people's lives, but others are more cynical about the whole thing, or believe that humans must make their own purpose. What do you think?
Pick a musical artist
Most superhero movies tend to have elaborate scores, but every once in a while, a popular hit sneaks into the movie, often for a montage. Which of the following popular musical artists listed below do you prefer, if you had to select just one?
Your relationship with your parent/s.
You definitely had parents at one point, and maybe you're lucky enough that both are alive. Either way, this is your chance to best describe what your relationship with those parents is or was like, and how it's influenced your life, for better or worse.
What do you spend most of your time doing?
Maybe you spend most of your time working, or maybe you spend most of your time in a spandex costume... but hey, aside from those two things, what would you say you spend the majority of your time doing, or at least, what you would LIKE to be doing with most of your time?
Your biggest mentor?
The chances are, you've had a few mentors throughout your life, with different people who have guided you through many important moments. However, let's talk about the person who had been the most important influence on your life, who isn't a parent: the mentor who has been the most important in making you who you are today. Who are they?
Your (metaphorical) enemy
Okay, we just covered who your physical enemy is... but what about your metaphorical foe, the real struggle that you're fighting against in your life? Think about your own real life, and the real battles you fight -- or want to fight -- against the system. Which of these applies to your metaphorical enemy?
Your life is...
Okay, we don't want to explain too much of this one... but basically, complete the sentence above by selecting on the of the options below, depending on which one of them seems to most accurately reflect your life as it is right now. Go ahead, pick one!
Fashion
How would you describe your fashion sense, your preferences, your wardrobe? It's possible that all you do is wear pajama pants and call it a day, but assuming that you're going somewhere dressed to impress, what would your wardrobe probably look like?
My past is...
Superheroes often have a lot of painful events in their past, and really, so do a lot of people. Nonetheless, some people had happy childhoods, while others use their difficult pasts as an opportunity to grow from. What about you? How would you describe your past?
What everyone else always gets wrong about you?
People might know who you are, but that certainly doesn't mean they have any understanding of who you are, or why you do what you do. Choose which one of the below options describes an inaccurate view that other people seem to hold about you, for some reason.
Your biggest struggle?
In your life, there must be some sort of perpetual struggle that you are always challenged by, whether that struggle is physical, psychological, or emotional. With the options listed below, choose which struggle sounds the most like a real issue that you face in your life, and tell us what it is.
Your biggest failure
All right, so that we've tackled your biggest struggle, let's talk about something even darker: your biggest failure. Going back through your life history, what was the biggest mistake or accident you ever made, the time that you really, truly messed up in a terrible way?
Your biggest achievement
Okay, so now that we've covered a couple of more negative topics, let's talk about something positive! In your life, what would you say your biggest achievement has been? What have you done successfully, that you are truly proud of in every possible way?
Who in your life has died?
In your life, you have probably faced death, in one arena or another, and you have most likely had to suffer from one loved one or another being lost to you. In your life, which loved ones have you seen die? Choose the option that most accurately reflects your experiences.
In what way are you smart?
You're obviously quite the intelligent individual, if we do say so! For this question, try to explain to us in what way you consider yourself to be intelligent, the best that you possibly can. You must be smart in some way, right? Let's hear what it is!
Physical activity
Hey, you gotta stay in shape somehow, if your life is going to be a superhero movie! Pick the exercise type and regime that most applies to your own life. If for some reason you DON'T exercise (And why not? You're not getting younger, you know!) then just pick the form of exercise that you think you'd most like to try.
Favorite food?
Your actual favorite food might not be listed here, and if so, we apologize. However, out of the menu items that ARE listed below... if you had to pick one of them, which one would you most like to eat? Or really, which would YOU prefer to eat? Be as honest as you can!
Pick something you really don't trust
The chances are that you don't trust any of the things listed below, and trust us, we're with you on that one. However, if you had to pick the one that you trust the LEAST -- or at least, the one which bothers you the most, due to it being untrustworthy -- then pick the option that best describes your views.
My personality is...
Below this, you're going to see a list of two adjectives to describe personality types. What you are going to do now is based on the sentence "My personality is _______ and ______," pick the two adjectives that seem to accurately describe your personality, at least, as you interpret yourself.
Choose a real life person you admire
What is similar about all of the people listed below is one quality: all of them are real people, not fictitious. You might admire some of these people, all of them, or none of them, and that's up to you to decide, but you must now pick the one who you admire the most, in your personal life.
How well do you work with others?
Sometimes, being in a superhero movie means working with other superheroes, and that's just part of the deal. Superhero team-ups are getting more and more common these days, so in order to figure out what movie you belong in, tell us how you are in a team. Only one more question to go!
Alcohol of choice?
Hey, congratulations, you have successfully almost made it to the end! Thanks to all that hard work, the time has come to kick back and see your results, so why not do that with a nice, cold alcoholic beverage? Since you did all of the hard work, we'll let you pick the drink. Tell us your preference below!
