Which Slasher Would End You In A Horror Movie?

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Are you one of those people who watch horror films and think to yourself, I would survive the hell out of this movie? Well, chances are you wouldn't. Only the purest of souls survive and, even then, there are no guarantees. The rules are always changing. You're going to die and we can't save you. But we can tell you who your executioner will be. By asking you a series of questions that cover a variety of categories, we can, first, figure out who you are, then figure out what famous slasher would be most drawn to you. Based on your answers, we are confident we can accurately determine your fate.

Now for the obvious stuff. If you want the most accurate results, we ask that you answer the questions as honestly as possible. Some of the questions, we'll admit, are a little revealing. But you can be truthful with us. We can keep a secret. As a bonus, if you read into the qualities of the slasher that you are killed by, you might even be able to find out something about yourself. We hope this exercise will bring you closer to slashers in general. But, at the very least, we expect that it'll connect you to one of them. We want you to leave happy and thinking, if my life was a slasher, he's who I would want to take me out.

So, let's find out: What Slasher Would Kill You In A Movie

Question 1

You're home alone and you hear a thud upstairs. You…

Put yourself in the scenario. It's late. You've been watching Black Christmas for the sixth time and, suddenly, you hear a thud. No one is supposed to be home for a couple more hours. There's no easy way into the upstairs windows. Who could it be? What do you do?

Question 2

Knock. Knock. You open the door to a masked man. You…

Like before, it's late. You're home alone. You're not expecting anyone because people don't just show up at houses anymore. But, yet, there's a knock. You answer and it's a threatening masked man. You have four options and four options only. So, take your pick and be smart about it.

Question 3

Who's the more terrifying villain?

Again, this is a question for today. We don't want to know how scared you were when you were a child. Which of these villains is the scariest for you right now? They're all incredibly dangerous and they're all going to be able to take you out, but each play on different fears.

Question 4

What is your greatest fear?

Take a look at these four options and choose the one that scares you the most. The answer doesn’t have to make you nervously sweat or have a little cry, but consider what causes you the most anguish to think about. With only four answers to choose from, you need to select the one that most accurately represents your fear.

Question 5

You wake up bloody in the middle of a field and see a man coming toward you. What do you do next?

Your memory is fuzzy. You faintly remember walking to your car. You remember feeling a lot of pressure on your head, but that's it. You're now alone, bloody and scared. In each direction, you see something. There's only time to go in one direction before the daunting figure reaches you. Now you have to decide.

Question 6

Which of these scares you the most?

Think about your worst fears. Do any of these come close to it? There's a chance they don't, but think outside the box for a minute. Think about each of these scenarios and consider which one is scariest. Think about yourself and your beliefs and your abilities. Now pick one.

Question 7

What scary place would you MOST rather spend the night?

Pretend you had to. Pretend that you were being forced into one of these places for the night. Now, we're not saying that you're going to be hurt or killed in these places, but the possibility is there. If you had to stay overnight in a secret location and they were described in the following ways, which would you choose?

Question 8

If you had to, what type of villain would you rather fight? One who's…

There's no way out of this one. You've got to stand and fight. Think about yourself and your abilities. You now have the chance to choose what abilities your opponent will have. Chances are, you're going to fail, but you've got hope. Which of the following skillsets would you best be able to overcome?

Question 9

If you could eliminate one ability from a slasher to weaken them, what would it be?

Pretend you had some crazy ability that allowed you to eliminate one ability from a slasher. You don't get to keep this ability, but you erase it from your hunter's skillset. This will give you a better chance at survival. So, who's chasing you and which one do you choose?

Question 10

You're at camp and a killer has taken down everyone but you. Where do you hide?

Maybe you've never been to camp, but we all have seen one. Just in case, we've made it easy for you. We've limited your hiding spots to only four places. Maybe you don't like any, but you have no other choices. There are four spots to choose and the killer is coming. Choose quickly.

Question 11

If you could hang out with one movie star, who would it be?

There are only four choices, so it shouldn't be very hard to choose. Pretend that, for one entire day and evening, you get to spend your time with one of these stars. What you do with your time is up to you and the star. Think about what you know about them and what you like about them. Does it match up with your interest?

Question 12

Where would you rather live?

If you could choose one of the following four spots to set up a home and spend the rest of your days, where would it be. They all sound great, but we want to know, what the most idyllic is for you personally. Picture your dream home. Is it in any of these places?

Question 13

What situation is more horrifying?

If tomorrow you woke up and one of these things had been lost, what would weigh heaviest on you. Think about your future, which of these answers most accurately describes the scariest outlook. This is meant to be a difficult question. Each option is horrible. But, for you personally, which is the worst?

Question 14

Who is your best friend?

If your best friend doesn't fit one of these categories or fits multiple categories, choose the one that best suits them. For instance, if your best friend is your mom, but she is also a person of the same sex, decide if you're friends because she's your mom or if your friends because she's one of the girls. Maybe you've got too many best friends to choose from. Well, in that case, just use one as the stand-in.

Question 15

Which of the following films is scarier?

Each of these great horror films are scary in their own way. They each come a different sub-genre, so the effect it had on you depends on your preferences, your generation, your imagination and more. Since you likely saw these at different stages in your life, think about today. What is the scariest of these movies today?

Question 16

What does your ideal vacation look like?

Surprise! You've been given a two-weeks off work. Consider your life right now. What kind of vacation do you need. Is it relaxation, a trip or a chill that you need. What kind of chill is it that works for you? Pretend you don't have a whole lot of time to plan. This is just been sprung on you.

Question 17

How would your friends describe you?

Obviously, these categories are quite specific. There's a good chance that none of these terms would be used to describe you, but work with us here. Choose the answer that comes closest to what you are. If you want to work it another way, think of the term that would best be used and then see which of these words is most closely related to that.

Question 18

What is your greatest asset when escaping from a slasher?

You're a pretty talented person. You may think you have the equipment to escape and survive a slasher. We'll pretend we believe you. So, tell us. What is it about you that will allow you to survive this intense ordeal? What is it that you have that the others don’t?

Question 19

If you could choose one weapon to fight a slasher, what would it be?

We can reuse a scenario from earlier to make this one easier to picture. You wake up bloody and dazed and a man is approaching you. In each direction, there is a weapon. Which one do you run to? Which one do you feel most confident with? Which one do you think will be most effective?

Question 20

If you could have one ability to survive a slasher, what would it be?

Let's imagine that you are visiting the ability genie and they can grant you one ability. You need this to battle the killer you're about to take on. What's the thing you need most? Think about your own limitations. Those will be exposed. Think about the ability you find most important. Let's improve you.

Question 21

What's your favorite season?

We shouldn't have to explain this one to you. We're talking about seasons here. Perhaps you don't experience winter or fall like the Northern areas. Maybe that comes into play. Or maybe you love the smell of spring, the look of fall, the activities in the winter or the weather in the summer. What season excites you the most?

Question 22

If you died, what would happen?

There's a good chance that you've pictured this before. Some say it's bad luck, but so is doing a quiz discussing what slasher is going to kill you. Think about your death. What's the big event? What does it look like? Is it a funeral in a church setting or a get-together at a friend's house? What is the guest list like?

Question 23

What is the safest place to be in a house during a home invasion?

Now, this doesn't have to be the safest place in your house. Think about the average house. Think about the average home invasion on television and film. Where is the best place, on average, to hide? You know someone is breaking in. You've got time to stowaway somewhere. Where's it going to be?

Question 24

If you had to choose someone to kill in your family to save the rest, who would it be?

Yeah, this is a little sadistic. But you can be honest. It's not like we're going to print out your answers to each question and mail them to the person you would kill. Just think about the person you would most easily live without and pick them. You can't harm them by selecting them in this quiz.

Question 25

If you were forced to look after someone else's kids, what would you do to get some quiet time?

Ugh, the dreaded babysit question. You agree, but you're not happy about it. And, it's just your luck that the kids are out of control too. Nothing you do works. But the following four options might. Which one would you take your chances with. We don't know how effective any of these will be, but they're worth the shot.

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