Which Plastics Girl Are You?

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It's hard to believe that Mean Girls was released well over a decade ago. But with its biting humor, quotable catch phrases, and scathing portrayal of high school life from a girl's perspective, the film has gone onto become a cult classic which is just as relevant now as it was at the time of its release.

The film follows Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan), a girl who has been homeschooled until the age of 16 before she finally begins her public school career at North Shore High, where she goes on to encounter the Plastics. The Plastics are the richest, the best-looking, and the most popular clique of girls in the school. Even so, they invite Cady into their lives, which are full of backstabbing and superficial drama.

While we hope no one is as conniving as Regina George, or as brain dead as Karen Smith, or is as big of a gossip as Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls succeeds as a film because it points a finger at the negative qualities that exist in every single one of us... especially in high school. So it's time to find out where you fall on the spectrum of these mean girls.

Let's find out which Plastics girl you're most like.

 

Question 1

What was your favorite subject at school?

One of the best ways to get to know someone quick is to find out which subject that excelled at in school. Or, even better, what was their favorite thing to learn about. Unfortunately, as far as the Plastics go, most of them were only interested in the social side of thing.

Question 2

How do you like to style your hair?

While we say not to judge a book by its cover, there's still an awful lot you can learn about a person just by looking at them. How much effort a girl (or guy) puts into their hair can definitely shine a light on whether they favor beauty over practicality.

Question 3

What's your ideal vacation?

Even if you're one of those rare people that actually enjoys waking up and going to school or work, everybody loves vacation. Here, you can usually fill your free time with whatever you want. So what would you choose from these four options? Provided, of course, that money is no object.

Question 4

What is you family’s finical background?

How much money your parents make will largely impact what kind of childhood you have an who your friends turn out to be. In fact, in Mean girls its a wonder that a few of the Plastics didn't end up attending private school, as many of their parents were obviously super well off.

Question 5

What would you eat for breakfast if you’re trying to loose weight?

It's not easy being a girl in a culture that favors looks over intellect. And while no one should obsess about their looks, it's never a bad idea to make health your number one priority. They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so if you're trying to stay in shape, what would you eat?

Question 6

What electronic device could you simply not go without?

Back when Mean Girls was released in 2004, technology hadn't taken over our entire culture like it has today. Therefore, if the film was made now you can only image how much time many of these characters would spend sitting in front of Netflix or texting on their phones and swiping through Tinder.

Question 7

What would you do if you heard someone telling lies about you?

Easily a bigger problem for girls than boys, hearing someone talking behind your back is both exhilarating and heartbreaking, though the feeling that will probably consume you the worst is anger. While it's normal for friends to vent about each other, it's another thing entirely if the claims are terrible and totally fabricated.

Question 8

What makes you laugh?

Comedy is so personal that when you happen to find someone that laughs at the same weird jokes as you there's a good chance that you're going to end up being either best friends or soul mates. However, the Plastics don't do a heck of a lot of laughing since they're more concerned with cutting people down.

Question 9

When watching a movie, who do you usually root for?

While most normal people root for the hero while watching a movie, the Plastics are far from normal, as they're less concerned with the greater good and more concerned with looking good. Therefore, there's a good chance that they latch onto a character other than the hero to sympathize with, provided that they're actually capable of sympathy.

Question 10

How would you best describe your high school self?

If you're still in middle or high school this questions shouldn't be too hard to answer, but for others, you'll need to look back beyond the person you've become and remember what you were like as a teenager. Hopefully you've done some maturing in the amount of time between high school and now.

Question 11

What quality do you look for most in a partner?

Who you decide to partner up with in life often says more about you than you say about yourself. If you pick someone who's kind-hearted and sweet, it means you have a high image of yourself. Meanwhile, if you pick someone is rude and disrespectful, you're telling the world that you probably don't deserve better. So choose carefully.

Question 12

What’s your ideal Friday night?

School's out for the weekend. You don't have to worry about work until Monday. And now it's time to cut loose. So how to you like to unwind on a Friday night? With a remote in your hand and your legs up? Or a beer in your hand with the music blasting? As how one chooses to spend their weekends is often the perfect indicator of their personality.

Question 13

What type of kisser are you?

While everyone would like to believe that they're the best kisser in the world, it's time to be honest with yourself. Even if you don't have as much practice as your other friends and you have to resort to going with the flow of your partner, which is perfectly fine. It's better to ease into things than just open your mouth super wide and go for broke.

Question 14

What is your ideal after school activity?

Unfortunately, everyone is stuck at school between home room and eighth period. But what you get to do once that last bell rings is really where your personality gets to shine through. While a large chunk of the student body will find themselves headed to sport's practice, there are plenty of more diverse activities that public schools offer.

Question 15

How often do you talk bad about your friends behind their backs?

It's only natural to talk about your friends with your other friends when they're not there. But how negative the conversation gets, and how much of it turns into falls gossip, is totally up to you. They say that talking about your friends behind their back can be a way to show you're emotionally invested in their lives, though it could easily become a guilty pleasure.

Question 16

What would your parents do if you started failing a class?

Hopefully, you've never found yourself in this predicament, but if you grades did start to slide, it wouldn't be the worst thing for your parents to start putting the screw to you. While a temporary grounding until your grades go back up would probably be the best move, what do you think your parents would actually do?

Question 17

What is your ideal outfit?

While the Plastics have a very specific dress code, they still each have a style that is slightly distinguished from one another. When Cady Heron first arrives at North Shore, she's completely baffled by these bizarre rules, but she decides to obey at first in order to infiltrate the group.

Question 18

What would you say your I.Q. is?

Here's another question where you need to be totally honest with yourself. Studies have proven time and time again that smart people believe they actually know less than they really do, while people with a lower I.Q. actually believe they know more. It's called the Dunning-Kruger effect. So try to take that into consideration when answering.

Question 19

What do you do when you’re nervous around a guy (or a girl)?

For most people, high school is the absolute worst time for trying to navigate the opposite sex. Though your hormones may be raging, your simple conversation skills may be lacking. Luckily, most people will find themselves in the exact same boat, and hopefully, you have some friends to pick you back up when you inevitably make a fool of yourself.

Question 20

What catchphrase best describes your personality?

Some people are so distinguished and iconic, that their entire persona can be captured with a single phrase. Think of the Dude's "The Dude Abides" in The Big Lebowski, or the "Life is like a box of chocolates" saying in Forrest Gump. So, are you a true character in real life? Could your friends easily pick out one of these phrases that encapsulates your overall aura?

Question 21

Who’s approval is most important to you?

Whose opinions do you put the most stake in in life? Or a family person, who bonds daily with your parents or siblings? Do you only care about what boys (or girls) think of you -- always looking to impress the opposite sex? Or are your friends your adopted family? While you should ideal care most about how you think of yourself, there's almost always someone else you're trying not to disappoint.

Question 22

What is your ultimate goal in life?

What gets you up in the morning? While the first thing that comes to mind is probably a cup of coffee, we want you to reach beyond that and think about what your entire life is striving towards. We don't mean your dream job or the idea of starting a family, we mean the feeling that you are chasing the most.

Question 23

Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend/ girlfriend?

Not to get too personal on you, but whether or not you would violate the trust of your relationship is a pretty good way to gauge a character's personality. Let's be up front and admit that we all make mistakes, which are bound to happen to most of us during our teenage years and early 20s. But hopefully, you won't continue to make those same mistakes later into adulthood.

Question 24

How do you prefer to get around?

You can tell a lot about a person by the car they drive, or lack there of for that same matter. Both Regina and Gretchen are easily the two wealthiest members of the Plastics, as we get a good look at Regina's house and we learn that Gretchen's father is the inventor of the Toaster Strudel, meaning she'll probably never have to pay for her own car as long as she lives.

Question 25

What’s your ideal first date?

You finally figure out that the person you're into is into you two. But now what? How do you want to kick this potential relationship into gear? What you decided to do for your first few dates could largely determine whether or not you two have any common ground. So if it's your choice to pick, how would you want the very first date to go down?

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