Which Grand Theft Auto Character Are You?

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Today, we're going to do a different type of Smart Quiz where, instead of finding out if you're Michael De Santa, Trevor Phillips, or Franklin Clinton, you're another character. We won't spoil which characters these are...fine, we'll give you one. Trevor Phillips. How could we do a quiz without Trevor?

Unlike our other Smart Quizzes of late, there will be some spoilers in here that mainly involve mentioning a character's death. However, story twists are avoided and as always, have fun with this. You'd be surprised at how many of the game's characters, even including Trevor Phillips, are as human as you and I.

Well, maybe not Trevor so much.

So if you're ready to weigh moral options, talk the best ways to run a heist, and smuggle drugs into the country, let's take this quiz!

Question 1

You're planning a bank heist. What's your getaway vehicle?

You learn that a major bank is making cuts to their security guards, believing their state of the art technology will protect the money. Yeah, not happening. When deciding to rob the bank, how are you making a getaway?

Question 2

How are you spending Christmas?

While we're still a few months away from Christmas at the time we're writing this quiz, that doesn't mean we can't think about snow and cold and...oh, right, I live in Florida. How are you going to spend your Christmas?

Question 3

You learn one of your heist members is snitching. What do you do?

Sometimes, snitches get stitches. Other times, they wind up with a bullet in the head. After learning one of your heist members is snitching to the police - but not knowing all of the details - what do you do?

Question 4

What is your weapon of choice?

Everyone is going to need a gun if they want to survive the Grand Theft Auto universe. When stopping at Ammu-Nation to grab a piece, what are you picking?

Question 5

Welcome to Los Santos. Where are you going first?

You decide to take a trip to Los Santos on vacation and not for any other reason. Where are you going first in the City of Saints and the city corrupted by gangs?

Question 6

The Lost MC propose doing business with you. What do you do?

You're contacted by a veteran member of the Lost Motorcycle Club who, in an attempt to rip off another gang for their drugs, is staging an ambush. If you do business with them, there's a chance they'll betray you but they've also been really good of late in living up to their deals. What do you do?

Question 7

You have to set up a safehouse in a lower-income area of Los Santos. Where do you pick?

During your stay in Los Santos, you decide to set up a safehouse in a lower-income area (in other words, the ghetto) where you can hide out if needed. Where are you going?

Question 8

What radio station are you listening to?

There's a long drive ahead and you're in need of some tunes. Of the following radio stations, which one are you going to listen to?

Question 9

Who is your favorite GTA HD Era protagonist?

Grand Theft Auto has certainly had some legendary protagonists below, especially in the HD era (Grand Theft Auto IV and on). Of the following HD era protagonists, who is your favorite? Sorry, Franklin, we're saving you for another question.

Question 10

Which GTA III Era protagonist is your favorite?

If we're going to ask about the more recent games, we're definitely going to ask about the older games. Toni and Victor (and Mike, from GTA Advance) are left out here not because we haven't played the games - we have - but because the main three of Claude, Tommy, and Carl match up more with the desired results.

Question 11

Which GTA side character would you want on a heist?

You're plotting a heist and you need one more gunman as one of your usual shooters is instead serving as a getaway driver. Which of the following characters are you picking to help you rob people?

Question 12

Which GTA antagonist do you hate the most?

To be blunt, we're asking which of these GTA protagonists is your favorite but also your least favorite; who was the best character, but the worst human being? I'd expect Tenpenny to win over a lot of votes...

Question 13

What is your favorite color?

A question needed for any smart quiz, what is your favorite color?

Question 14

You're headed on a long road trip. What are you grabbing from a gas station?

The time has come for a long road trip, perhaps because the heat is high in your town. Stopping at a gas station to get some snacks, what are you grabbing?

Question 15

Which of these characters do you find the most attractive?

Before someone says Tracey is underage, her Bleeter profile suggest she's about 22 and in-game comments say she's anywhere from 20-23. How do people think she's underage? Anyways, whom here do you find the most attractive?

Question 16

Which of these characters would you trust most to lead a heist?

Every heist needs a great leader and the Grand Theft Auto universe is no different. Of the following options, given all you know about them, which would you choose to lead a crew?

Question 17

You're planning a heist and you learn there is going to be a bomb used. Who do you have prepare it?

Who doesn't love bombs? This heist is going to need a bomb placed on the wall of a bank, but seeing as the crew is small, someone is going to need to take time to place the bomb. If it fails, you're all going down either in flames or the pen. Who does it?

Question 18

Which part of Algonquin would you visit first on a trip?

Grand Theft Auto's version of Manhattan, you're not alone if you prefer Algonquin to GTA IV's other areas of New York and New Jersey. If you traveled to Liberty City, where are you going first in Algonquin?

Question 19

Which Grand Theft Auto V song describes you best?

All four of the following songs are in Grand Theft Auto V. You've probably heard them at some point or another. Which of the following, even if only on the title, do you think fits you best or you enjoy the most?

Question 20

What are you drinking to celebrate a successful heist?

What better way to celebrate a successful heist than with some booze? Of the following drinks, which are you pouring into a glass until you can't remember your own name?

Question 21

When Grand Theft Auto VI does eventually come, where do you want it to take place?

I'm not even starting with the Grand Theft Auto VI hype because we're not hearing about this game for a few more years and we're certainly not playing it until 2021 at the absolute earliest at this point. But when the game does come out, where would you want it to take place?

Question 22

What does a good Grand Theft Auto protagonist need?

We've certainly had a lot of Grand Theft Auto 'heroes' over the years, but which of the following traits does one need most? Remember which ones apply to which pre-existing characters and how their arcs turned out...

Question 23

Which of the following deaths depressed you the most?

In a series like Grand Theft Auto, major characters are always going to die at some point. Which of the following deaths upset you the most? And no, you're not alone in crying at Trevor's.

Question 24

Which "GTA Clone" is your favorite?

We've discussed GTA Clones at length before - more or less, they're games that follow GTA's open-world structure - so which of the below games do you like most? Or, are you more of a Call of Duty guy?

Question 25

Which of these GTA characters do you like most?

Fairly simple question, right? Go and answer, folks!

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