Which Evil Star Wars Sith Lord Are You?

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In a few short months, we're going to know exactly what The Last Jedi means. For these Sith Lords, that may be the best day of their lives.

What does it mean to be a Sith? Is it the red lightsaber? Is it wanting to commit mass genocide? Or is it simply reciting the Sith Code?

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

Through passion, I gain strength.

Through strength, I gain power.

Through power, I gain victory.

Through victory, my chains are broken.

The Force shall free me.

Maybe being a true Sith Lord is simply taking this quiz and finding out which of five Sith Lords - Darth Vader, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, Darth Tyranus (Count Dooku), or Darth Nihilus (the masked Sith from Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords) - you resemble the most.

Personality-wise, we mean. I don't think anyone would want to look like a burnt man in armor, a tattooed Zabrak, an old man whose face melted, another old man that literally lost his head, or a man we never see underneath the mask.

As always, the same basic rules for these quizzes apply - there's slight spoilers for the movies, but have fun - so if you're ready to see just how evil you can be, prepare to walk the road of a Sith Lord...

Question 1

Which Force technique would you use most often?

Basic Force moves like pulling objects and using a mind trick to fool someone are fun, but so is shooting lightning and melting someone's flesh. What's wrong with your face??? Of the following techniques, which is your favorite?

Question 2

How would you best torture Jar-Jar Binks?

Jar Jar Binks

Don't look at me like that. We've all wanted to do this. How would you slowly, but surely, put Jar-Jar out of his misery?

Question 3

How are you at flying starships?

If you're going places in the Star Wars galaxy, you're going to need a starship. When it comes to flying, how would you describe yourself? Come on, be honest. A true Star Wars villain doesn't lie about their faults!

Question 4

You learn of a clone trooper battalion headed your way. How do you defeat them?

Forget the British, the Clones are coming. It's an attack of the clones. Puns! Clone troopers are on their way and there's probably way too many for you to take head on, so what's your plan?

Question 5

Where would you build a Sith Academy?

You're tasked with building a Sith Academy on a planet that is strong in the Dark Side and won't be spotted so easily. Which of the following choices are you picking?

Question 6

Which of these John Williams songs would you make your theme?

John Williams

I'd argue John Williams is the greatest soundtrack composer of all-time with the London Symphony Orchestra being the best at what they do as well. If you could pick one of the following songs to be your theme, which would you choose?

Question 7

Which race do you think would make the best slaves?

Though the Galactic Republic may frown on slavery, that doesn't mean the act doesn't happen in the galaxy. Of the following races, which would you enslave if given the chance?

Question 8

You're tasked to kill a senator. How do you get close to him?

Not all Star Wars politicians are greedy or evil, but there are plenty that could be dealt with in the proper fashion. One such senator is heavily guarded, so killing him during session wouldn't exactly be easy. What do you do?

Question 9

What do you look for in bounty hunters?

Bounty hunters may be considered scum by some, but Boba Fett is among the many to show why they continue to be recruited. When you're considering a bounty hunter, what do you want from them?

Question 10

You decide to rewrite the Sith Code. How do you start?

Attached is the actual Sith Code, one written by Jedi heretic Sorzus Syn. You decide to create a new Sith Code. How do you start it?

Question 11

What do you add next to the code?

You're still working on the new Sith Code, but what comes next. Each response will be in the order of the first one, so click on which one would correspond to the previous question...or else.

Question 12

One of the Jedi Council members tells you they want to become your apprentice. What do you do?

You're surprised to get a comlink message from a respected Jedi Council member, who wants to meet with you and train under you as an apprentice. How do you handle the proposal?

Question 13

What do you name your personal army?

Is anyone else expecting Kylo Ren to show up with his own, personal stormtrooper army that's at least 200 soldiers deep in The Last Jedi? If you had your own army, what would you name them?

Question 14

How do you view your lightsaber?

Obi-Wan Kenobi argued a lightsaber is a Jedi's life. Yoda told Luke that wars not make one great. Which is it? More importantly, how do you personally view your lightsaber?

Question 15

Which of these prequel characters did you like most?

It should go without saying that in addition to so many entirely-CGI planets, the Star Wars prequels introduced many new characters - and, in the cases of Anakin, Obi-Wan, and others, showed us what life was like before the dark times. Which of these characters do you like most?

Question 16

What is your favorite color?

It wouldn't be a smart quiz without asking you about colors! Which of these are your favorite colors?

Question 17

Which non-Sith prequel villain do you like most?

Yes, I'm actually counting the Jedi Council as villains here. They were responsible for nearly every bad event in the prequels! Doubting a respected Jedi on the Sith returning? Check. Doubting the Chosen One? Check. Relying too much on the Force? Check. Spare me from talking more about the council...

Question 18

Which of these Star Wars video games is your favorite?

I know that we're not the only ones here who played Star Wars video games. Note that as per usual, the following game titles represent the entire series, so not liking the first KOTOR as much as you did its sequel doesn't mean you have to pick something else.

Question 19

What is the Star Wars prequels' biggest flaw?

Giving Yoda a lightsaber is only part of what went wrong with the Star Wars prequels. Of the five choices below, what do you think was the biggest flaw in those movies?

Question 20

What is the movies' best Sith moment?

I know, there really haven't been many "OH!!!!!!!" Sith moments in the grand scheme of things when it comes to the movies, but there have been some. Which of the following did you enjoy the most?

Question 21

Mace Windu and other Jedi Masters have come to arrest you. What do you do?

Oh, Mace, won't you ever learn that arresting someone in a cramped office likely isn't going to work. Given the situation and who the arresting Jedi are, how do you deal with this predicament?

Question 22

Which of these Jedi intimidate you the most?

If war isn't what makes one great, is it possible a Jedi can still be intimidating without their lightsaber? Of course they can! Which of these Jedi do you fear the most?

Question 23

Which of these non-Sith-like actions do you think you'd commit?

AKA which of these cliche movie and Star Wars tropes do you think you'd be most likely of doing? Don't lie to yourself here! You know you'd be doing one of these things, but which is it?

Question 24

What does Kylo Ren need to do to be a strong Sith?

There is a very real chance that The Last Jedi will either prove Kylo Ren to be a badass or a flat character. Which do I think it will be? More importantly, if Kylo wants to be a true Sith, what is he going to need to do?

Question 25

Which of these Sith Lords is your favorite?

Do I need to put a description here? Pick your favorite Sith Lord!

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