Which Dragon Ball Z Character Are You? Take The Test And We'll Tell You!
- by Ricky Bambuto
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- in The Geek Corner
Everyone in the world - even those who have never watched the anime - possesses traits of every Dragon Ball Z character somewhere within them. Sometimes, you see a person walking down the street who's the literal embodiment of Vegeta. Other times, you see someone hovering a hundred feet in the air, throwing a barrage of energy blasts at a 7/11 after the clerk didn't want to give him change for a 5. He's screaming nonsense in the air like mad, and all you're doing is putting your sunglasses on, laughing at how much that angry little man embodies Kid Buu.
Dragon Ball really is the greatest story ever told. Creator Akira Toriyama managed to instill in his characters archetypal traits that can be found in each of us.
Having navigated here, we assume that you live the life of a Z warrior - you train 60 hours a week with weighted clothing; you go to where there's evil in the world and fight it head-on, unarmed; you can destroy a mountain with light that comes out of your body.
Or maybe you just watch the anime and thought this quiz would be fun. Whatever the case (it's probably the latter), let's find out which DBZ character you are.
How's your day going?
To start, how are you feeling today? Has it been a good day for you? Maybe something crazy happened to you, or it might have just been a regular day. Dragon Ball Z characters tend to have all sorts of days, like everyone else. How was yours?
What did you eat today?
Nutrition is important, especially for Z fighters. After all, you guys must burn a million calories during a fight! Out of curiosity (and of course because it's crucial for this test), we'd like to know what you ate today. Tell us.
What's your outlook on life?
A healthy life outlook is central to a healthy life. Some people only see the worst in the world, while others try to make lemons of lemonade. How's your outlook on life right now? Are you feeling optimistic about the future, or are things looking grim?
What's your favorite of these four things to do?
We've laid out a few options for activities to do that will help us narrow down which Dragon Ball Z character you are. Of course, DBZ characters have their own unique preferences of things to do for fun. Which of these is your favorite?
How do you spend Sunday afternoons?
Sunday afternoon is the most leisurely, relaxing time of the week. This is when we put our jobs and responsibilities aside and simply enjoy life. Or maybe you spend your Sunday afternoons in other ways. Tell us what your Sunday afternoons look like.
Which of these films is best?
It might surprise you, but your taste in movies can speak volumes about which Dragon Ball Z character you truly are. To help point us in the right direction, let us know which of these films you've enjoyed the most.
Do you like to get down?
Sorry to get a little personal, but this will help our assessment (really). Do you enjoy getting down? In other words, do you like having the hanky panky - intercourse for non-reproductive purposes? Sex? What do you think about that stuff?
What's your special move?
Do you have a special technique that only you can pull off? Of course, you do. Otherwise, you wouldn't be much of a Z fighter. If you don't mind sharing, let us know what your special move is (we won't reveal your secrets).
What's 163924 x 2743828?
Here's a little test of intelligence. Let's see what your arithmetic is made of. Of course, Z fighters are known more for their brawn than their brain, but let's see where you stand. Here's a little math equation for you to solve.
Are you an aggressive person?
This question is a little on the personal side, but we hope you'll answer it honestly. Dragon Ball Z warriors vary greatly in terms of how much aggression they show to others. Some are constantly on the hunt for a fight; others just let things be. Where do you stand?
How tall are you?
Okay, that question on aggression might have been a little touchy. Let's simplify things a little with a concrete measurement. If you can tell us your height, we'll get a better idea of which Dragon Ball Z character you are. Tell us - how tall are you?
What color is your hair?
Now we're getting somewhere... let's find out another objective detail about you. What color is your hair? This one should be easy. As we all know, hair color is all the rage in Dragon Ball Z. Tell us what yours is.
If you knew that there were aliens on their way to destroy the world, what would you do?
Uh oh! Aliens are coming to obliterate planet Earth! There's no telling how powerful this advanced intergalactic race is. If we have any hope to survive, it lies in the power of the Dragon Ball Z warriors. What are you going to do?
Who's your master?
Anyone who's good at anything had to be taught their craft. Today, the internet allows us to be our own masters to some extent, though it's a little different for a Dragon Ball Z fighter. So, who's your master?
Which of these songs is best?
People's taste in music reveals some aspect of themselves in the same way that their movie preference does. Dragon Ball Z warriors don't exactly spend all their days with earbuds on, but we know you enjoy a tune or two. Which of these songs is best?
Do you have a rival?
Just like every student needs a master, every warrior needs a rival. Rivals are those you constantly have in mind when training - after all, it's probably they that you're training to defeat. Out of the DBZ warriors, who's your rival?
Why are manhole covers round?
Here's another little IQ-test portion that will help us separate the bright Dragon Ball Z warriors from the meatheads. Have you ever wondered why urban manhole covers tend to be round instead of square or rectangular? There's a reason.
Do you like your job?
Unfortunately, some people fall into careers that they're totally not suited for. Usually, this happens out of a simple lack of other options. Other times, a person's preference changes as they grow older. What's your situation? Do you enjoy your work?
Do you like to party?
Now we're talking. It's time to let loose and boogie! Of course, you might not be into that sort of thing. It would totally depend on which Dragon Ball Z warrior you are. Help us out - tell us if you like to party.
What do you think about Yamcha?
Oh Yamcha... why'd you let that Saibaman get you? Its power level was 1,200. Yamcha's rep took a serious hit that day, and it's only been getting worse over the years. What's your opinion on this poor, weak, yet beloved Normie?
Are you honest?
This question is a bit of a conundrum - the validity of your answer depends on your honesty, and you might very well be dishonest. We'll give you the benefit of the doubt, though - do you try to be truthful as often as you can?
There's something behind you! It's a threat! What do you do?
Look at that! There's some kind of huge, spikey threat behind you! Oh wait... we just remembered that you can sense energy. Nevermind, we're kidding. If there was some dangerous thing looking behind you, though, what would be your reaction?
What are your goals in life?
Everyone needs some sort of direction in life to head toward. Without that, it's likely that we'd always be stuck in the same place. Our ambitions can reveal a lot about what's on our mind - and who we are inside. What's your goal?
Are you seeing anyone?
What's this? Do we smell a little romance in the air? Or did Goku fart? Well, let's find it. We can cleanly split the Dragon Ball Z warrior camp into two, depending on who's in a relationship. Tell us if you are.
How do you celebrate after a battle?
So, the battle has been won. Your enemies are slain, and your planet has been made safe yet again. Or, maybe you're on the evil side, and you're celebrating the death of an entire species. Whatever the case, how do you celebrate?
