Which Bridesmaid Are You?

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It’s been six years since Lillian first told Annie that she was engaged, and everything started to really fall apart… but Bridesmaids is a movie that stands the test of time. It’s not just about friendships being tested in the run-up to the big white wedding, though. It’s about the competition between female friends, as Annie squares off against the seemingly-flawless Helen - the kind of woman that would intimidate any friend, not only one with a failed business behind her and an uncertain future ahead of her. This brilliant comedy is all about Annie’s journey to find her self-esteem at a time when things just all seem to be going wrong - and learning that maybe she’s actually adding to the problems in her life.

It’s also about a wonderfully diverse group of women, not just hot-mess Annie and perfect Helen. There’s Megan, the brash and ballsy sister of the groom, Rita, the sexy older cousin who has become just a little cynical after years of marriage and motherhood, and adorable Becca, the friend from work who is just a little too cute and cheerful to believe! Which one are you the most like?

Question 1

How much do you drink?

Everyone likes a glass of wine now and again, but does that occasionally turn into a bottle when you are the one pouring? Maybe even two? Maaaaaybe even a night of worshipping the Mexican Drinking Worm, if you aren’t careful? Or are you far too classy for more than a nice Scotch or some champagne?

Question 2

Have you ever pretended you weren't wearing makeup when you were?

Most people feel like they look better when they are wearing makeup, but have you ever told a little white lie about how much you had on? Maybe snuck out of bed in the morning to touch up, and then pretended that you just woke up that way to the person sharing that bed?

Question 3

How single are you?

There are different levels of single. Some are absolutely-not-single-at-all, from the old marrieds to the loving newlyweds or the freshly engaged. Others… are so single that they aren’t actually sure that they are capable of being in a relationship, and some are perfectly happy alone - but which one are you?

Question 4

How long have you known your best friend?

Every girl needs a best friend to be her maid of honor on the big day (and during all the madness that leads up to it), but best friends can appear at different times in your life. Have you and your bestie been together since kindergarten, or did you meet her at yoga last year?

Question 5

What do you want for brunch?

Brunch is an essential part of the weekend - not to mention a huge part of the wedding-planning process. Other than the inevitable bottomless mimosas, with a side of all the gossip from the past week, what are you having when you sit down to a weekend brunch with your girlfriends?

Question 6

How do you like to relax?

At the end of a long, hard, day, how are you going to unwind? Are you the type who relaxes at home alone with drink or a book, or who would rather go out and do some partying, and let your hair down? Which of these sounds the most relaxing to you?

Question 7

Do you like your job?

You’re there forty hours a week, at the very least… so do you actually enjoy what you do for a living, or are you just counting the hours till you can collect your paycheck and clock out for the day? Is this your dream job… or a cubicle-set nightmare?

Question 8

Where do you live?

What’s your living situation like right now? Are you still living with roommates and splitting the rent to save money, or have you upgraded to a big family home in the suburbs, filled with family and friends - or even further, to a palatial mansion stuffed with antiques (you lucky thing!)?

Question 9

Pick a wine!

If you were a wine, what kind of wine would you be? Or, at the very least, what kind of wine would you drink, assuming that these five were the only options available at the time. Are you all about sweet rose, a nice dry white, or is nothing less than champagne going to pass your lips?

Question 10

Where was your last vacation?

What was the last real vacation that you went on? Did you relax by the beach for a week, sipping cocktails and enjoying the resort spa? Or did you go backpacking through the jungle? Do you even remember the last time that you had a vacation, or are those for other people?

Question 11

What do you wear to the wedding?

On the day of the wedding, what are you wearing? Obviously, most bridesmaids will be showing up in the same (probably hideous and overpriced) dress that the bride requires, but if the choice was entirely yours, what would you be wearing on the big day? Is it something sweet and simple, or might you upstage the bride?

Question 12

Do you have kids?

Where do rugrats factor into your life? Have you already got a few that have grown past the cute stage and started leaving blankets that can be snapped in half (ew)? Or are you still very, very far from a point in life where you want to become a parent?

Question 13

Do you swear?

How much fun do you have with the more adult side of language? Are you the kid of girl who uses ‘sugar’ and ‘fudge’, rather than risk offending with an actual *gasp* swear word? Or are you the kind to outswear a drunken sailor on an average Tuesday?

Question 14

How would you describe your style?

Whether it is girly, sexy, practical or the ultimate in high fashion, your wardrobe says a lot about you. So how would you describe your personal style when it comes to clothing - are you a Vogue-addict, obsessed with the latest designers and labels, or is your style a little more down to earth?

Question 15

How likely are you to break into song?

When the music starts, how likely are you to throw caution (and dignity) to the wind and belt out a tune in a public place? Are you the one grabbing the mic and calling for karaoke, or would you rather burst into flame where you stand than let people hear you sing?

Question 16

Are you a risk taker?

All of life involves some risk, but are you the kind of girl who dives in with both feet, happy to see what happens? Or would you rather take as few risks as possible, preferring to do things the safe way, even if that means that you might miss out on the occasional opportunity?

Question 17

What's your worst fault?

Take a deep breath and a good look at yourself - what’s your biggest flaw? What’s that thing that you know, deep down inside, you could probably do better? Maybe it’s a bad habit, a negative emotion that you let get to you, or a tendency toward inappropriate behavior?

Question 18

Are you a competitive person?

Are you the kind of person who isn’t too concerned with comparing yourself to others? Or do you consider yourself to just enjoy a little healthy competition, while others back slowly away from you when your rival walks into the room and it’s time to show them who is boss?

Question 19

What color is your nail polish?

It’s mani/pedi time! Get a little pampered, settle in with a cup of tea (or a glass of wine), and pick the color of polish that you are going to be adorning your fingers and toes with. Is is something simple and classy, or all-out vampy red that you go for?

Question 20

Do you keep a diary?

Do you keep a diary? Or perhaps, are you writing a very sad, handwritten book? Are you the type to record all your doings for posterity, to use journaling as a form of wine-sodden therapy, or to forgo the idea of a diary entirely, because you are just too darn busy?

Question 21

How do you deal with embarrassment?

Oh no. You’ve done something really, really embarrassing. Olympian levels of shameful, and now you know that everyone is talking about it… how do you deal with the blushes? Are you able to power through with confidence, or do you somehow just keep managing to make it worse?

Question 22

What do you drive?

Your chariot awaits… what is it? Are you driving around in a clunker that you are more than a little ashamed of (and that doesn’t even have a cupholder), or are you cruising past in a shiny new convertible? Or maybe you don’t drive yourself at all…

Question 23

What kind of restaurant do you want to go to?

You are organizing a dinner with some girlfriends, and you are in charge of picking the restaurant - where do you decide to go? Are you always scouring the neighborhood for new and cool eateries to try out, or do you prefer to go somewhere a little more reliable, or even recommended by food guides?

Question 24

What kind of shoes do you wear?

Everyone knows that shoes can make or break an outfit - or an ankle! What kind of shoe adorns your dainty foot on an average day out? Are you in sky-high heels no matter what the occasion, or are you more into comfy sneakers that let you actually get stuff done?

Question 25

Have you ever been a bridesmaid?

Have you already donned the ugly dress and helped your friend pee in a wedding dress, or are the duties of a bridesmaid totally uncharted territory for you? Are you dreading the next friend to ask you to join her wedding party, or are you excited for the first time?

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