Which American Horror Story Season Would You Be The Star Of?
- by Jessica Rae
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If you've never played Never Have I Ever we'll give you a quick crash course. This popular social game requires no special equipment to enjoy - all you need is a group of friends, and maybe a few drinks to get those tongues wagging. You're guaranteed to have a few laughs and get to know your friends better than ever before.
The game is played like this: you start by making a statement beginning with the phrase "Never have I ever..." followed by something that you've never done but you think someone else in the group might have. If anyone has done it, they need to take a drink (and hopefully spill a few details) but if no-one has done it, you need to take a drink instead. The game then moves on to the next player, and so on.
We've designed a Never Have I Ever quiz with a very special twist - this is one is solely for fans of American Horror Story. All you need to do is tell us which of these things you've done and based on how adventurous you've been we'll tell you which season of AHS you'd star in. Have fun!
Never Have I Ever... sent a text to the wrong person?
The very worst variation of this mistake is when you are gossiping about someone and accidentally end up sending that message to them instead of someone else. It can be pretty hard to come back from something like that. Has this ever happened to you?
Never Have I Ever... damaged a hotel room?
We don't want to know the details okay? If you're into trashing hotel rooms that's your business. Just a word of warning: we wouldn't try that at the Hotel Cortez. Iris won't stand for that kind of thing.
Never Have I Ever... told someone I loved them and instantly regretted it?
Sometimes we say things that we don't mean. It can happen on the spur of the moment, and most of the time it's not too much of an issue. But once you've told someone you love them, it's very hard to take it back.
Never Have I Ever... grabbed the wrong person's hand?
This is one is also quite embarrassing. Have you ever been out with your partner, maybe to the movies or a concert, and grabbed for their hand, only to end up gasping a strangers hand instead? Has this ever happened to you?
Never Have I Ever... stalked my crush online?
So you're interested in someone and wondering what you should do. You send them a Facebook friend request and they accept and that's when you start. You can't help yourself but you stalk their profile and end up liking a photo from 2014.
Never Have I Ever... lost money in a scam?
In season 5 of American Horror Story, Elizabeth Johnson AKA, The Countess loses all her money in a Ponzi scheme. This forces her to sell the Cortez to Will Drake. Have you ever lost money in a scam or scheme like this?
Never Have I Ever... visited a fortune teller?
Can anyone really see into the future or are fortune tellers, tarot card readers and ladies with crystal balls all just trying to make a quick buck? Have you ever visited a fortune teller to have your palm or cards read?
Never Have I Ever... been inside a haunted house?
Whether you believe in ghosts or not, almost everyone has been inside a building or house that made them feel uncomfortable for some unknown reason. Have you ever been in a house that you thought was haunted just like the Murder House?
Never Have I Ever... held a snake?
Our fear of snakes is part of our survival mechanism. Snakes can be dangerous which is why our brain reacts with fear when we see them. Have you ever been brave enough to hold a snake and feel it's slippery scales under your fingers?
Never Have I Ever... tried to do magic?
We'd all like to believe that the world is not as boring as it seems. We like to think that there is still magic! Come on - tell us the truth now, you have tried to do magic at least once right?
Never Have I Ever... met someone famous?
When Misty Day finally meets her idol, Stevie Nicks, in AHS Coven, it's too much for her to take in. She faints when Stevie introduces herself, much to Fiona's amusement. Have you ever met anyone famous? Did you have a similar reaction?
Never Have I Ever... woken up in a strange place with no idea how I got there?
There is nothing wrong with being wild - especially when you are young! Late nights, crazy parties, it's just all part of the fun. But have you ever woken up in an unfamiliar place with no idea how you got there?
Never Have I Ever... been on TV?
In season seven of American Horror Story, Adina Porter played the role of Beverly Hope; a disillusioned TV news reporter who seemed doomed to cover boring stories. Have you ever been appeared on TV? Maybe as an interviewee or a perhaps as an extra?
Never Have I Ever... tried to seek revenge?
When we feel hurt or rejected, it's a natural to want to try and take revenge on the person (or persons) who caused us pain. But sometimes this can lead to even more trouble. Have you ever tried to take revenge?
Never Have I Ever... had a near death experience?
Have you seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and then turned back? Have you experienced a moment when Death was knocking on your door? Have you ever had a near-death experience and lived to tell the tale?
Never Have I Ever... created a fake social media account?
There are many reasons why someone would create a fake social media profile and none of them are really good. Stalkers and trolls are fond of using fake profiles so that they can abuse others behind a veil of anonymity. You're not one of those, are you?
Never Have I Ever... forged a signature?
So maybe you wanted to go on a school outing or something like that and you forgot to ask your parents to sign the form. You don't want to miss out, of course, so you just forged their signature. Have you ever?
Never Have I Ever... spied on a neighbor?
In AHS Murder House, the Harmons ended up, not only with a haunted house but also with the neighbors from hell. Adelaide would just walk into their house uninvited and Constance wasn't much better. Have you ever spied on your neighbors before?
Never Have I Ever... fired a gun?
Holding a gun can be a powerful experience. It can provide a great sense of safety, knowing that you can defend yourself, but they are dangerous in the wrong hands. Have you ever held and fired a gun or rifle before?
Never Have I Ever... crashed a car?
In Coven, Madison becomes enraged after a small group of college boys takes advantage of her at a house party. She goes out into the street as their bus leaves and uses her telekinetic powers to flip the vehicle over. Have you ever been in a car crash?
Never Have I Ever... hitchhiked?
We sure that you know this already, but unless you have a death wish, hitchhiking is the last thing you should ever think about doing. If you need to get somewhere rather make other arrangements! Have you ever done this before?
Never Have I Ever... been to a march/protest?
If we want something to change, it's up to us to stand together. For some of us that might mean attending rallies, marches, or even protests with other like-minded folks. Have you ever gone to an event like this?
Never Have I Ever... shown up to a party overdressed?
Have you ever misread a party invitation and turned up completely overdressed? There's nothing more cringe-inducing than standing around in a stifling suit or tight dress while everyone else is sporting shorts and breezy casual wear! Has this ever happened to you?
Never Have I Ever... cut my own hair?
We get it - hairdressers can be expensive and when funds are low the temptation is often to try and do things for ourselves. Like cutting our own hair. But this rarely works out for anyone and most of the time the results are disastrous.
Never Have I Ever... been fired?
In AHS Coven, Queenie gets fired from her job in a fast-food restaurant after she uses her supernatural powers to seriously injure an annoying customer. Even though she never actually touched him, they still gave her the boot. Have you ever been fired?
Never Have I Ever... seen a ghost?
In the world of American Horror Story, ghosts roam around all over the place. They can choose whether or not they want the living to see them but most of the time they are trapped at the locations where they died. Have you ever seen a ghost?
Never Have I Ever... dated more than person at a time?
Have you ever dated more than one person at a time, without either of them knowing the truth? Maybe you're doing it right now! This is can be pretty risky because sooner or later your secret will be exposed...
Never Have I Ever... sent someone a racy selfie?
Selfies are awesome because you can take as many as you like to get that perfect shot. Sometimes, especially in the heat of the moment, it can be tempting to send a racy selfie. Have you ever done this before?
Never Have I Ever... crashed a wedding or party?
Weddings and parties are a great place to mingle, meet new people, and enjoy a few free drinks. But what if you're not invited to the celebrations? Is it okay to just pitch up anyway? Have you ever crashed a party?
Never Have I Ever... been in a physical fight?
We know that violence is not the answer but that doesn't stop people from getting into physical fights with each other. Sometimes when tempers flare, it's just a natural progression and sometimes we have no other choice but to defend ourselves.
Never Have I Ever... howled at the moon?
Feel like you have a little werewolf in you? Do you find yourself feeling strange when full moon approaches? Do you get urges that you can't explain? Have you ever found yourself, for whatever reason, howling at the moon?
Never Have I Ever... been stung by a bee?
AHS Cult was all about the power of cults and hive mind mentalities. This is reflected in the visual artwork for the season which included this image of a woman with a hive of bees in her head. Have you ever been stung by a bee?
Never Have I Ever... been stood up?
There are few things in this world worse than waiting (and waiting, and waiting) for a date who doesn't show up or even bother to send a text. Being stood up can make you feel like the lowest and most unattractive person on the planet.
Never Have I Ever... "ghosted" someone?
Ghosting is the practice of ending a relationship without any explanation and stopping all communication. Once you've been ghosted by someone they don't respond to any of your messages and it can be very painful. Have you ever ghosted someone?
Never Have I Ever... missed a season of American Horror Story?
Season 8 of AHS is due later this year which means that if you want to call yourself an AHS fan, you've got to have watched all seven of the previous seasons by now. Have you ever (gasp) missed a season?
