This Is Probably The Hardest 'Would You Rather' Game You'll Ever Play
- by Brittany Brown
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- in Mind Twisters
Not to be confused with the 2012 horror film, "Would You Rather" starring Brittany Snow, June Squibb, Jeffrey Combs, this quiz (hopefully) won't get you in a sticky situation with a sadistic aristocrat. Brittany Snow also stars in "Pitch Perfect" but we promise you, this is nothing like the musical comedy. Especially when it comes to ratings. "Pitch Perfect" is over 20 points ahead of "Would You Rather" on Rotten Tomatoes, a leading ratings site for TV and film.
The game of 'would you rather' is a conversation starter or party game consisting of a "would you rather..." question with two options to choose from. The best questions have equally good or bad results to make the player think. Answering "both" or "neither" are against the rules.
Get ready and get set, this is the hardest 'would you rather' quiz you'll ever take. Classic questions are among the lines of "would you rather be poor with lots of good friends or rich with no friends?" and "Would you rather be an amazing dancer or be great at math?". We have some of those too, but we're going to make you choose between your favorite Americanized Mexican favorites, and some pretty gross circumstances.
This quiz won't tell you when you will meet your soulmate or which FRIENDS character you're most like, but we're going to make you think.
Would you rather always be itchy or always be sticky?
The better question may be: would you rather have the chicken pox or live in Florida forever. No one likes these feelings, but what if you had to choose one to feel forever? Being itchy means you'll probably be scratching all of the time, and the only relief from being sticky is to take a shower. So, would you rather always be itchy or always be sticky?
Would you rather eat a pound of jello or pudding?
Although these two goopy desserts are commonly eaten after meals, they are molecularly very different. Jello is made with gelatin, which by itself is a color and flavorless food, and is derived from various animal parts. The only animal products in pudding are milk or butter. So, would you rather eat a pound of jello or pudding, or are you vegetarian or vegan?
Would you rather always be 20 minutes early or always 10 minutes late?
They say: the early bird gets the worm, but what about the late bird? Or, what about the bird that's always too early? On one hand, you will never miss an appointment, but the other you will always be waiting. After all, not everyone is as punctual as you. Always being ten minutes late doesn't usually leave a good reputation. So, would you rather always be 20 minutes early or 10 minutes late?
Would you rather never wash your hands or never wash your face?
Well, you should always do both. The CDC recommends washing your hands before and after food prep, after using the restroom, and many other situations to prevent getting sick. However, if you don't wash your face, you risk clogged pores which lead to acne. So, would you rather never wash your hands or never wash your face?
Would you rather be hot all the time or cold all the time?
We all have that friend who often cold (or hot), but what if it was you, and all of the time. On one hand, being cold means cozy blankets and sweatshirts, while hot means the opposite - you might even need to take off clothes. So, would you rather be hot all the time or cold all the time?
Would you rather have one really bad date or 10 “meh” dates?
Dating is no easy game. On one hand, one really bad date is what it is - one and done, while ten dates truly wastes your time and effort when you could really be dating "the one". I guess it depends how bad that one date really is. So, would you rather have one really bad date or 10 “meh” dates?
Would you rather not wash your hair or not brush your teeth for a week?
Brushing your teeth regularly keeps your teeth and mouth healthy. This is the best and easiest way to prevent cavities or gum disease. Washing your hair regularly benefits the look and smell of your hair, and the health of your scalp. No one wants a dirty scalp or grimy teeth. So, Would you rather not wash your hair or not brush your teeth for a week?
Would you rather get divorced 4 times or never get married?
According to the American Psychological Association, 40 to 50 percent of marriages in the United States end in divorce. Would you rather never get married or get divorced four times. Weddings are expensive, the average totals around $35,000 - that's investing about $140,000 in failed weddings. Not to mention the cost of divorce.
Would you rather have a date with Jake Gyllenhaal or Ryan Gosling?
Here they are both seen at a screening for Ryan Gosling's 2010 movie Blue Valentine. Both of these gentlemen are heartthrobs on and off the screen, but who would be the better date? On one hand, Ryan Gosling stars in "The Notebook", your quintessential love tale, but Jake Gyllenhaal has his romance films too. So, would you rather have a date with Jake Gyllenhaal or Ryan Gosling?
Would you rather always have wet hair or always have wet socks?
Everyone loves a hot shower, but what if your mane stayed dripping wet all of the time. Winter would be rough time for your noggin. On the other hand, wet socks. Enough said. But that being said, would you rather always have wet hair or always have wet socks?
Would you rather be the richest or the smartest person in the world?
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can pretty much purchase anything else. Imagine a garage of sports car and $200 haircuts. Not your scene? Maybe the smartest person the world could find the cure to cancer...or figure out how to become the richest and smartest in the world.
Would you rather eat gas station sushi off a plate or five-star sushi off the ground?
We've all been there...gas station sushi staring at you from across the store, next to the pre-packaged sandwiches and yogurts. Most will pass on the fillet of questionable fish between old rice, but what if it was between that or five-star sushi that has been on the ground? Scallops with caviar...but on the ground. Choose wisely.
Would you rather watch 24 hours of Friends or Grey’s Anatomy?
These two TV shows have quite a large following. Friends aired from 1994 to 2004 on NBC and is still considered one of the most popular television shows today. Grey's Anthony premiered in 2005 on ABC, and is still airing. Friends won't quite break your heart like Grey's Anatomy, but that's 24 hours of friends! Could you BE anymore addicted?
Would you rather never listen to music or never watch TV again?
Both medias keep us entertained and give us an escape from reality. Maybe you always listen to music on your commute to work or always binge watch TV when you get home. What if you could never find out what happens on Game of Thrones? Choose wisely. So, would you rather never listen to music or never watch TV again?
Would you rather drink nothing but water or nothing but soda?
We all need water to survive. The recommended amount of water one should consume each day is 64-ounces. But maybe you're addicted to soda. It's possible to get withdrawal symptoms if you're used to drinking a lot of soda. So, would you rather drink nothing but water or nothing but soda? How addicted are you to sugary carbonated drinks?
Would you rather have no taste buds or be colorblind?
What if you couldn't taste your favorite food or drink again...or even know what they taste like to begin with? Color blindness doesn't necessarily mean a lack of color, but often the perception of color. Particularly with reds and greens, and blues and yellows. So, would you rather have no taste buds or be color blind?
Would you rather answer phones or answer e-mails all day?
In some professions you do both on the regular, but maybe talking on the phone makes you nervous, or your grammar skills are not the best. Communication is the key in many businesses, but what would you prefer to do day after day? So, would you rather answer phones or answer e-mails all day?
Would you rather eat a raw beet or a raw radish?
Vegetables are good for you! Some however, are a lot better cooked or used as a garnish. Dwight Schrute would probably recommend beets in any capacity. Not to mention that they've been used as an aphrodisiac for thousands of years. Radishes are a lot less exciting, but they've been around for just as long. So, would you rather eat a raw beet or a raw radish?
Would you rather cook a delicious healthy dinner every night or get fast food every night?
On one hand you're eating well but cooking can be time consuming. Is the convenience of fast food worth more to you? Or maybe you just can't cook and think fast food tastes better. So, Would you rather make a delicious healthy dinner every night or get fast food every night?
Would you rather have dry hands or dry feet?
Either way you deserve a manicure or a pedicure. Having dry hands would be super annoying at work, but dry feet would get itchy and irritated in shoes. Hopefully you can keep some lotion at your desk either way. So, would you rather have dry hands or dry feet?
Would you rather only eat hamburgers or only hotdogs?
Most commonly seen in the backyard for a BBQ, hamburgers and hot dogs are a summer staple. Luckily, these foods are pretty customizable because you're going to have to choose one for the rest of your life. You probably haven't had the same hamburger or hotdog twice. So, would you rather only eat hamburgers or hotdogs?
Would you rather never eat a taco or burrito again?
Think about your favorite Mexican restaurant. Whether that's Taco Bell or your authentic neighborhood joint - imagine choosing tacos over burritos for the rest of your life (or vice versa). With tacos you can at least switch between crunchy and soft shells, and we'll count burrito bowls for your burrito fix. So, would you rather never eat a taco or burrito again?
Would you rather go on a date with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Jennifer Aniston, famously known for playing Rachel Green on Friends, is pretty much everyone's favorite leading lady. Although Angelina Jolie is just as famous and just as loved. Maybe slightly less so after snagging Brad Pitt from Jen. So, would you rather go on a date with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Would you rather make 10 little mistakes or one huge mistake in one day at work?
One huge mistake could potentially get you fired on the spot. No one wants that. But, these 10 little mistakes may be so small that you don't notice them until they turn into big mistakes. Maybe your boss will lose confidence in you with all of these mistakes and you don't get that promotion. So, would you rather make 10 little mistakes or a huge mistake in one day?
Would you rather not have a cell phone or not have a computer?
Our cell phones are almost like mini-computers. However, try writing an essay or blog post on your phone, or make a call with your computer. Both are possible, but your patience will definitely be tested. If you have a computer at work you might not need one at home, but most offices also have telephones too. So, would you rather not have a cell phone or not have a computer?
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
With modern technology, people who lose an arm or leg can typically return to live their lives as before, after recovery and physical therepy. Amputation can happen from trauma, cancer, or an infection. Hopefully you never have to, but if you had to chose an arm or a leg: which would you rather lose?
Would you rather eat raw pasta or frozen broccoli?
If you have sensitive teeth, the answer is neither. Everyone gets curious about raw pasta, but how about a whole bowl of it to consume? But what about the frozen broccoli, maybe if you leave it out long enough you can consume the frozen florets. So, would you rather eat raw pasta or frozen broccoli?
Would you rather explore space or the deep sea?
Both places have parts yet to be explored by mankind, but would you rather explore space or the deep sea? Either way you'll probably be equipped with a pretty cool space ship or submarine. At the end of the day, it comes down to would you rather meet aliens or an angler fish.
Would you rather brush your teeth with ranch dressing or hot sauce?
You already know about the importance of brushing your teeth but what if instead of a minty paste, you had to use ranch dressing or hot sauce? We couldn't tell you which removes plaque and prevents gingivitis better, but we would go with what's less likely to make you gag.
Would you rather never get a haircut or never take a shower?
Many people have the goal of long, luxurious hair, but what if you could never get it cut? This would be rough if you have thick hair that needs to be maintained, or if you're a guy and want to keep a tight and professional appearance. But never taking a shower, that includes never washing your hair, so either way your scalp is in the rough situation.
Would you rather babysit crying infant triplets for 6 hours or go without food and water for 24 hours?
Yikes, your babysitting job for your sister's friend has hit rock bottom and you can get her triplets to stop crying for six hours However, this six hour predicament is avoidable if you go 24 hours without food or water. At least at the end of babysitting you can treat yourself to a big ole cheeseburger and fries.
Would you rather type a five page essay or hand write in cursive a two page essay?
Although it's not as widely taught, cursive used to be a required lesson for students in elementary school. Cursive is a style of penmanship with a flow that's designed to make writing faster, however the cursive taught in school is very structured. Now, typing on a computer is thought of the faster way of expressing through written word. So, would you rather type a five page essay or write in cursive a two page essay?
Would you rather skydive or bungee jump?
Both will surely get your adrenaline going, with these controlled high risk situations. Bungee jumping you're at least attached to a strong rope when you start, but you also have the requirement for two parachutes for skydiving. Maybe you're not into that, but you have to choose! Would you rather skydive or bungee jump?
Would you rather work in a nice cubicle or an ugly office?
You spend most of your week at work, so the environment is very important. Your cute cubicle has a window nearby and has all of your favorite trinkets. There's not a lot of room, but you're happy. Your ugly office looks straight out of a catalog from the 70s, but there's so much room...and a door!
Would you rather eat the skin of an avocado or an orange?
On some fruits like apples, the skin is the most nutritious part. Although the skins of an avocado or orange will not hurt you, they wouldn't be the most pleasant snack. Orange skins have an almost spongy consistency and bitter taste, while the skin of an avocado has the consistency and taste of a wood chip.
Would you rather have free Wi-Fi wherever you go or have free coffee where/whenever you want?
Free Wi-Fi in a coffee shop goes without saying, but what if you had to choose between free Wi-Fi everywhere or free coffee where/whenever? Wi-Fi all the time would surely cut down on your phone bill, but maybe you're a coffee addict and that takes more money out of your budget.
Would you rather always be comfortable or always be stylish?
Most people have a happy medium of clothes they wear to be comfortable and clothes they wear to feel stylish. But what if you could only choose one? We're talking sweatpants all the time...for everything. Even formal events. On the other hand, how would you feel lounging on the couch to watch Friends in a tight leather jacket with spikes?
Would you rather eat raw brussel sprouts or raw asparagus?
It is a common myth that you can't eat asparagus raw because it's "poisonous". Although they're a lot tastier steamed, it's perfectly safe to ingest uncooked asparagus. Raw brussel sprouts are better left for being chopped small in a salad. So, would you rather eat raw brussel sprouts or raw asparagus?
Would you rather delete your social media apps or delete your entertainment apps?
Whether we like it or not, we're all a little addicted to our phones. It's where we engage in activity on social media, watch online videos, and even movies. But what if you had to choose between Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and YouTube, Netflix, and HBO? This may be an easy one for some, but when's the last time you used Instagram on your computer?
Would you rather watch 24 hours of The Office or Parks and Recreation?
The Office and Parks and Recreation are two shows with cult followings. Premiering March 24, 2005, The Office is a show about the inner workings of Dunder-Mifflin, a fictional paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Parks and Recreation is also a sitcom about a workplace, but it's the local government office of the fictional city of Pawnee, Indiana. So, would you rather watch 24 hours of The Office or Parks and Recreation?
Would you rather have a gift card to your favorite store or a grocery store?
Pretend you've received the opportunity to get a $100 gift card of your choosing. On one hand, $100 in groceries would ease the budget for your necessities. Maybe you could buy more in one trip than limiting yourself. But on the other hand, $100 to your favorite store with no guilt? Finally an excuse to buy that $30 candle.
Would you rather spend $100 on clothes or food?
You find $100 on the ground, and after asking a few people around if they dropped it, you decide to keep it for your self. Assuming you don't have any pressing bills, do you fill your fridge or fill your closet? Question not limited to eating out or splurging on one nice thing at Nordstrom.
Would you rather be bald or covered head to toe with hair?
Bald is beautiful and Okoye from Blank Panther, and Eleven from Stranger Things won't be able to convince you otherwise. But maybe you're attached to your locks and don't think you could rock a bald head. How would you feel about ample amounts of hair. You could shave it all, but that's a lot of maintenance.
Would you rather dump Taco Bell or KFC on your head?
It's not uncommon in the United States to find both fast food chains in the same building. They're both owned by the same fortune 500 company, Yum! Brands, Inc. Yum! also owns Pizza Hut and WingStreet and operates worldwide. So, would you rather dump Taco Bell or KFC on your head?
Would you rather never use shampoo or never use conditioner?
It's important is wash your hair regularly. Not only does it improve the look, smell, and touch, but it's also keeps your scalp healthy. The health of your scalp should be as important as the health of the rest of your skin. Shampoo helps detox the hair and scalp from oil and product, while conditioner helps restore moisture to your hair and detangles the strands. So, would you rather never use shampoo or never use conditioner?
