This 30-Second Test Will Tell You Which Fictional Animal Should Be Your Pet!

Have you ever noticed that fictional pets always seem to be… just a little bit better than the ones we have in real life? Obviously, all animals are amazing, and there’s nothing better than coming home after a long day to a creature that loves you unconditionally - but if you lived in a movie, that creature might also talk to you, or be perfectly trained to make you breakfast, or have some other amazing talent. Pets in pop culture include magical creatures like Lockjaw, the teleporting dog from Marvel’s Inhumans, an enormous bulldog that would mean you never have to stuff yourself into an airplane seat again. Or what about the Disney sidekicks, like Princess Jasmine’s Rajah, a giant tiger that seems better trained than most real-life dogs!

Fictional dogs in general are trained to an incredible level - like Jon Snow’s Ghost, who may or may not actually be a little bit magic, or Lassie, who just seems magic because she’s always saving little Timmy! Of course, there are also a few relatively normal creatures in the world of film and TV, like Dr Evil’s Mr Bigglesworth, but these are balanced out by animal companions like the magical owl, Hedwig, or even Toothless, for those people who feel like a dragon is a normal pet to have…

Which of these weird and wonderful fictional creatures would suit you best? Let’s find out!

Question 1

If you got powers, would you be a hero or a villain?

If you woke up tomorrow and realized that you had superpowers, would you be likely to use them for good… or for evil? Are you the kind of person who would strap on a cape and start saving the world, or would you probably use them to rob banks and live a life of luxury off your ill-gotten gains?

Question 2

If you had to give one of these up forever, which would it be?

Broccoli Pizza Inside Out

Which of these four things would you choose to give up forever, if you absolutely had to give up one of them? Would you rather give up pizza, and never taste that cheesy deliciousness, or give up your cell phone and go back to making calls from a phonebox? Would you rather never read a book again, or never have a car?

Question 3

Pick a movie genre.

What’s your favorite kind of movie? Do you love sweet and funny rom coms, that are always there to make you laugh and reassure you with predictable endings? Would you rather see a big action blockbuster or a quirky indie offering? Or maybe you are all about horror?

Question 4

How often do you get into trouble?

Are you a troublemaker, always in trouble (even if you struggle to stay out of it), or are you an absolute angel, who always manages to keep their nose clean? Maybe you love trouble, and are always up to some new kind of mischief, or maybe it feels like trouble just loves you.

Question 5

How do you feel about travel?

What kind of traveler are you? Are you constantly planning your next adventure, tossing everything in a backpack and going on an adventure? Or are you more the kind of person to carefully plan a historic tour, a package holiday, or something of that ilk? Maybe you hate travel, and would much rather just stay at home…

Question 6

Which of these would you be most likely to wear?

Which of these items of clothing would someone be most likely to find in your wardrobe? Are you always dressed to the nines, with high heels and fancy labels, or are you more likely to stock up on well-priced basics and ignore the latest styles? Do you use style to stand out, or to try and fit in?

Question 7

What instrument would you play in a band?

If you were a member of a classic four-piece musical group, which instrument would you be playing for your adoring fans? Are you a frontman kinda person, or would you rather be working out some frustration on the drums? Do you want to be playing guitar solos, of bringing it all together as the bass player?

Question 8

Are you a cat person or a dog person?

If you had to pick, would you describe yourself as more feline or canine? More of the spoiled, independent type who loves to sleep and be pampered, or more of the enthusiastic, happy-go-lucky type who is always up for some fun? Or is it just impossible for you to decide on either, as you love them both (or neither of them)?

Question 9

Where do you live?

Which of these four options sounds most like your current living situation? Are you living in an apartment with a roommate or two, or are you already on the property ladder and climbing your way to the top? Are you into big lawns and porch swings, or trendy city bachelor pads?

Question 10

Are you a good leader?

How are your leadership skills? Are you always in charge, keeping other people in line, guiding them gently but firmly to the best outcome for everyone involved? Or are you more of a follower, who would rather hang out on the sidelines waiting to be led by someone with a little more experience than you.

Question 11

Pick a date night.

You’ve got a hot date with a new romantic interest - and they are going to let you pick the date! It’s all on them, so don’t worry about the money. Just pick the date that you would most love to be taken on - whether that is a fancy (and very expensive dinner) or a totally unique adventure.

Question 12

How lazy are you?

We’re all a little lazy, at times, but some people are certainly less energetic than others. Are you lazy enough to text someone from the other room rather than walk a few feet, or are you only really ‘lazy’ after a long hard week of being productive?

Question 13

What High School clique were you in?

When you were in High School, who did you hang out with? Were you one of the jocks, or were you more likely to be found in the art department than on the football field? Maybe you were a nerd, always with your nose stuck in a book, or perhaps you were a goth kid, smoking behind the bike sheds?

Question 14

Pick a drink to start your morning.

You wake up bright and early, ready to face the day… after you’ve had something to drink. What do you choose to start your day? Do you need a shot of caffeine before you are even halfway functional, or are you more likely to grab a glass of nice healthy juice on your way out of the house to go for a run?

Question 15

How do you feel about confrontation?

It happens to everyone, but how do you deal with difficult situations when they come up? Are you the type who will do absolutely anything it takes to avoid actually having an argument with someone, or do you wade right in, ready to say your piece? Do you seek a calm resolution, or go on the offensive from the first moment?

Question 16

How do you keep up with your friends?

How do you stay in touch with friends or family who don’t live nearby? Are you always on the phone, chatting while you go about your day, or do you prefer to get a little old-fashioned and write a letter to send in the actual mail? Maybe you are terrible at staying in touch, but great at visiting?

Question 17

Do you like being the center of attention?

How do you feel about having all eyes on you? Are you the kind of person who loves being the center of attention… maybe even a little too much? Or would you much rather live your life as a wallflower, quietly observing from the background, totally unnoticed by anyone else?

Question 18

Pick a mode of transport

If you have to get from point A to point B, and it doesn’t really matter how long it takes you to get there, how would you do it? Are you into fast cars and powerful bikes, or would you prefer a slightly more scenic route that takes a bit longer?

Question 19

How would you describe yourself?

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If you had to pick just one of these four words to best describe your personality as a whole, which would you pick? Not necessarily your worst trait or best trait, but just the thing that is probably an accurate descriptor of your behavior most days. It’s time to get honest!!

Question 20

Which meal would you like most?

Out of these four meals, which would you be most excited to eat? Are you the kind of person who would honestly be really into a gorgeous vegan smoothie bowl, or is some good old fashioned comfort food more up your alley? Do you love delicate fine-dining dishes (probably made by a famous chef) or is junk food the cuisine for you?

Question 21

Describe your nails.

Look at your hands and pick the answer that best describes your nails. Are they short and clean, because you can’t be bothered with fancy stuff? Painted with bright colors that are chipping off because you forgot to get a manicure? Or are yours always perfect (and probably made of gel or acrylic, to boot)?

Question 22

What’s your favorite season?

Which season of the year is the one that you look forward to all throughout the other three? Are you a winter kind of person, looking forward to snow and winter holidays, or would you rather be on the beach in a bikini? Do you love fall and live for pumpkin spice, or sigh over springtime, and those pretty flowers?

Question 23

Are you a sociable person?

Are you a social butterfly, or are you kind of grumpy about having to be around other people? Do you love meeting people and making new friends, and go out of your way to do so? Or are you a little bit of a hermit, and would rather hang out at home all the time with a good book?

Question 24

Where would you be at a party?

It’s Saturday night, and you are out at a party at someone’s house. Where are you most likely to be found? Are you in the kitchen, making friends with the host’s pet, or are you dancing up a storm in the living room? Or are you the one hiding in the bathroom because you hate parties?

Question 25

Have you ever broken the law?

Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone… but have you ever broken the law? It doesn’t have to be something big, but have you ever got a speeding ticket or cheated on your taxes? Or are you such a goody two shoes that you even actually read the terms and conditions before clicking to accept them?

Question 26

Which item would you save in a fire?

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There’s a fire at home, you have to run, and you can only save one of these things on your way out. Which is the one thing that you think is most important, that you grab on your way out before leaving the rest to be totally destroyed?

Question 27

How would you win a fight?

Supernatural Castiel fight

Oh, no. You’re going to have to get in a fight - so how are you going to win this one? Are you pretty comfortable throwing some punches, or are you going to have to use your brainpower and talk your way out? Or maybe you can’t do anything, and you are just going to run away as fast as you possibly can…

Question 28

How clumsy are you?

Do you dance through life with the grace and ease of a beautiful white swan… or do you crash through it like a drunken goose, breaking everything along the way? Are you constantly knocking things over or falling down, or do you wonder how anyone could manage to trip over their own feet?

Question 29

Pick a historical period to travel to.

You get one trip in a time machine - where do you go? You also get the clothing to wear there, and a little bit of protection, of course, so it’s like a holiday to another point in history… but do you head for medieval times and the days of chivalry, or the more recent history to have some fun?

Question 30

What’s the best part of having a pet?

What do you love most about coming home to a beloved animal companion? Is it being able to go out and have adventures with them, or cuddling up on the couch for some much-needed snuggling? Do you love training animals and working with them, or do you really just love them because they are really cute?

Question 31

What would you most like to do for work?

If you could do any job in the world… which of these four things would look most like it? Money is no object here, it’s all about the actual work that calls to you most. Are you into creative pursuits, or would you give your time to something noble and helpful in the world?

Question 32

Do you have allergies?

Allergies don’t have to mean the end of pet ownership…not all pets have fur, after all! Do you descend into sneezing attacks if you get within ten feet of something furry, or are you allergy-free (and thankful that you can press your face up against your furry friends if you want to)?

Question 33

Pick a vacation spot.

You get to take a vacation to anywhere in the world! Lucky you… but where do you pick to go? Do you plan a long trip backpacking around South East Asia, or would you be happier with something a little more relaxing (and less exhausting). Or is a city getaway more your speed?

Question 34

Do you believe in magic?

Maybe not literal, wave a wand kind of magic, but do you believe that the world is full of magic of some sort? Are you always looking for the magical moments in every day life, or do you think that the world simply is what it is, and there’s no need to try and turn it into a fantasy?

Question 35

What kind of (non-fictional) pet would you choose?

Finally, what kind of pet would you choose to have, in the real world? Would you be happy with a simple housecat, or do you want something exotic, totally different, and maybe even a little bit scary? Are you taken in by the cute and fluffy, or are you willing to go for a pet that’s a little bit different?

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