The 60-Second Test That'll Tell You How You'd "Leave" Jurassic Park
- by Bri Thomas
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Good news...You are going to visit Jurassic Park! That is right, you are are flying to the theme park on Isla Nublar, a Costa Rican island, to check out cloned dinosaurs. You will watch brachiosauruses eat leaves from super tall trees, you will check out the visitor center to hear about how this world is possible, and you may even see a baby dino being born! After grabbing lunch in the cool cafeteria, you will hop in a colorful Jeep or even a see-through globe-like vehicle, in order to more dinosaurs up close. This is good (because how many people can say they have seen real dinosaurs), but it is also a bit scary (due to the fact that velociraptors and tyrannosauruses also roam this island). You will be prepared for anything, though, putting your faith in your trusty guide and having your phone ready to snap tons of pics.
But, if you have seen the movies or read the books, you know disaster will inevitably strike and that you probably will not make it out of this park alive. Just how will you die while on your trip to Jurassic Park, though? Take this quiz to find out!
Who is going with you?
Today’s the day you leave for your trip! You have had your flight booked for nearly a year and your bags packed for weeks, because you are bursting with excitement! Who gets to share all the exciting things with you, though? Who have you asked to go on this adventure with you?
What must-have item do you bring?
Once you arrive, you know you will just be out looking at dinos and being one with nature, but you are bringing some extra items and fun stuff, just in case it rains or you get bored on the flight or something. What must-have item do you bring with you?
What do you wear?
You decide to board the plane wearing what you will be wearing on your first full day at the park, so you have to keep lots of things in mind: comfort, style, activity, airport security, memorable photos...So what outfit or item do you wear to fly to and explore the park?
Where are you staying?
You made it! A shuttle takes you from the airport to the park, so that you can drop off all of your belongs before heading out on your big adventure. There are several places to stay in and around the theme park, but what did you decide on, when it came to where you would stay?
Who is your guide?
After you drop your bags off in your room, you head to the park’s entrance to meet up with your guide. This person will make sure you and your guest see every part of the park - even behind-the-scenes stuff - since he/she knows everything there is to know about Jurassic Park. Who is it?
What do you do first?
You, your guest and your guide all get acquainted, and it is now time for the first stop of your big trip. You can pick something chill, something exciting, something that is kind of gross or something informative. Which of these four activities do you start off with on your trip?
What do you buy?
While venturing from your first activity to the next, you guys pass through the park’s gift shop, and it is filled with dinosaur-themed everything! You want to pick up a souvenir to remember the trip or maybe even a gift for someone back home, so which item do you end up buying?
What’s up next?
Your guide has something pretty cool that he wants to show off to you next - What is it, though? Will you see the aquatic creatures? Do you check out the flying dinosaurs? Are you ready for a super thrilling ride? Or do you want to see different dinos roaming about?
Where do you sit on the cruise?
After that adventure, you and your group get ready to sit back and relax on the Jungle River Cruise - but some parts are not actually very relaxing, of course, since any dino could be seen around any corner at any time! Where do you sit on this boat during this cruise?
What do you eat?
That cruise ride sure got you hungry, so it is time to eat in the themed cafeteria, with a buffet, a menu, painted walls and excited guests. There are so many options to choose from, and you know you have a lot left in your day, so what do you order to eat?
What happens when you visit the Indominus Rex?
Now that you have a full stomach and have rested up a bit, your guide thinks you are finally ready for the Indominus Rex Paddock. This genetic hybrid is an intense creature, and thermal cameras are even used to monitor the paddock. What happens while you are checking it out?
Where do you pop into next?
You guys need a low-key activity after that crazy excitement, so your guide takes you down Main Street, pointing out neat things and giving you some history. There are several stores and vendors in this area, so where do you pop into while in the central area of the park?
What’s your favorite part of the Innovation Center?
Also on Main Street is the Innovation Center, which is like an interactive museum within the park, and it gives useful and interesting info and allows visitors to partake in hands-on activities. What is your favorite part of this scientific center, out of the 100 different sections and activities it offers?
Who is your favorite gentle giant?
Another hands-on part of Jurassic Park is the Gentle Giants Petting Zoo, where people can pet, feed and even hug or ride herbivore dinosaurs, such as triceratops, apatosaurus, stegosaurus, parasaurolophus and gallimimus. You, your guest and your guide go there next, so which of these ends up being your favorite gentle giant?
What film do you watch?
Next to the petting zoo, you discover the IMAX theater, and you are dying to see different views of some of your favorite creatures, all on a huge screen and all while enjoying some popcorn and a coke. There are four film options, so which one do you decide to watch?
What happens in Gallimimus Valley?
The last thing on today’s agenda is to go to Gallimimus Valley. Here, dinosaurs such as the gallimimus, apatosaurus, parasaurolophus and edmontosaurus run free, over rolling, green hills. And in order to see these guys, visitors ride in gyrospheres, which are see-through balls that give good views, as well as protection. What happens while in the valley?
How do you handle the disaster?
That’s right, disaster finally strikes. And you were just trying to end your day on a high note! Now, though, you were forced to get out of your gyrosphere. It doesn’t work, it stopped in an unknown area, and there are angry dinosaurs all around you, your guest and your guide - including a tyrannosaurus. What do you do?
What is your next step?
Well, it didn’t matter what plan you had in your head, because an argentinosaurus started chasing you. Thankfully, it was pretty slow, but its long neck is definitely reaching out and trying to hurt or eat you. You have no transportation, your guide looks scared, and you see no one else around. What is your next step?
How does your guide respond?
Oh, my! Another t-rex came out of nowhere and ate the argentinosaurus! It was gruesome, but it gave you a chance to escape, and you found an entrance to the jungle cruise, so you climbed aboard the abandoned boat. Where is everyone...and why is there no cell service in this park? How does you trusty guide answer you?
How do you react to a pliosaurus?
As a group, you decide that pushing the boat off and letting it follow the water back to anywhere but here would be the best decision. However, as the boat goes around the first turn, a giant Pliosaurus leaps at the boat! What do you do when this happens?
How do you react when you're heading for a waterfall?
Whew, that was a close one, but you get away...and then get dangerously close to a steep waterfall! The water starts pulling your boat in, since it’s not on its usual tracks, and it doesn’t look like the outcome would be good if you went down that drop. What do you do?
And what is your next move?
Despite your best efforts, the boat tumbles down the waterfall, and you guys got lucky; the boat broke up into pieces, but you guys survived the drop, which was shorter than expected. At the bottom of the falls, though, a family of raptors is waiting. What is your next move?
Do you go in?
The raptors got distracted by some other noise in the jungle, so they ran away, and your group starts heading down a path that looks promising. Eventually, you end up at the Marine Facility, which is under construction. What do you do after you reach this building?
How are you feeling?
As you guys are deciding what to do, you hear something - a voice, coming from inside the facility. You run in, searching for its source and discover that it is coming from a radio. It’s a message, playing on a loop, saying that all of the dinosaurs are lose, and there’s no way to send out your own message. How does this make you feel?
What do you decide to do next?
Now that you know the park is under attack and that is no way to communicate with anyone, you have to make a big decision. You can wait for help, eat from the stress, try to fight your way out or just try to survive and leave - but anything could happen.
How do you try and help your guest?
Your guide claims he/she can navigate you guys to where the island’s helicopters are stored, which is closer than where the entrance is. It feels like the only option, so you go...and are immediately met by the indominus rex, which throws your guest into a tree! What do you do?
Do you investigate a noise?
After getting out of that mess, your friend is injured, and that limp will really slow the group down. Your guide says he/she can run ahead to check on the helicopters. While you are waiting and resting, though, you hear something in the jungle, moving near you. What do you do?
How do you inspire the group?
Oh, the noise was just your guide, already back...with bad news. The helicopter area is completely destroyed. It looks like you all will have to cautiously navigate towards the front of the park, hoping for the best. What motivating line do you say to the group before heading out?
What do you do next?
You, your guest and your guide hide in the bushes, dodge dinos and trek up a huge hill - and you see the entrance to the park! There seem to be lots more dinosaurs in between you and that welcome sign, though, but you are so ready to leave. What do you do?
Where’s your guide?
You made it! ...But not everyone in your group did. You were holding your guest up, to help him/her walk at a fast pace, and as you lean up against the entrance to finally catch your breath, you notice that your guide is gone. What happened to him/her?
Are you okay?
While looking around and catching your breath, the front gate opens, and right behind it, waiting in safety, you see a crowd of people made up of cops, Jurassic Park employees and injured guests. Someone official-looking comes up and asks you if you two are okay. How do you respond?
Are you really okay?
A medical team comes up, and after some quick and careful examining, it turns out that your guest just has a sprained ankle. A little ice and a brace will work! You feel fine, but the medical professionals still look you over, and what do they discover during your examination?
What do you do in your room?
A special shuttle takes you and your guest back to your room. On the way there, you both sit in silence, scared and shocked. The ride seems to take forever, but you are finally back around cleanliness and comfort. What is the first thing you do when back in your room?
Once more...What do you do now?
Wait...Why is this water moving like that? Before you can figure out what is happening, a pterodactyl swoops in, grabs your guest and carries him/her away. Now, your ceiling is gone, and you are totally exposed to the hundreds of dinosaurs you see going wild outside. What do you do?
What is your ultimate fate?
Just when you thought you were safe and sound...You are now back in the craziness, surrounded by so many scary creatures and by injured people running around wildly. Why did you ever want to come to this awful park?! What ends up being your ultimate fate while visiting Jurassic Park?
