Tell Us About Your Boyfriend, And We'll Guess His Zodiac Sign!
- by Ricky Bambuto
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- in Lifestyle
Are you looking for some cosmic clarity on the person you're dating? Maybe you've depleted your dating resources here on Earth, and are seeking the stars for answers. As an emissary of endless nebulae, we're happy to descend here just for a second and help you out with that.
Of course, a person's zodiac sign isn't the only way of measuring their value or discerning what personality features make them who they are. It's just a bit of fun; something to pass the time with on social media, probably when you should be doing something else. However, there are lots of people who think that the placement of stars through space and time comprise a huge part of our being. Even stranger than that: those people might be right, for all anyone knows. And you might be one of them.
If that's the case, you're probably itching for us to take a stab at figuring out your partner's zodiac sign. Thankfully, we happen to be adept at matching a person's character to their cosmic constellation. All we need from you is a few answers concerning his personality. Are you ready? Then let's get started: take this boyfriend quiz, and we'll guess his sign.
How does he relax?
Depending on your boyfriend's relaxation methods, we might be able to figure out his sign. All zodiacs tend to wind down in their own unique ways, after all. Pick his preferred relaxation method from the options below.
Which of these professions best suits his personality?
Of course, different zodiac signs tend to gravitate toward different types of professions. Your boyfriend might not be in his preferred field of work, but you no doubt know what that field is. Choose his best-suited profession, and we'll see what sign he is.
Which of these adjectives best describes him?
There's a word for everything, you know - even your boyfriend. Of course, the single word that fully encapsulates your guy might still be undiscovered. One of the following adjectives will simply point back to a layer of him. Think of your bf's layers, then click a button.
Does he play a musical instrument?
Not all astrological symbols are musically inclined, but a few of them are. Of course, since you see him all the time and have had a few conversations, you should know by now whether he plays a musical instrument? Does he? Let's find out.
Which of these actors would play him in a movie?
Maybe they might make a movie about your boyfriend one day, maybe they won't. Regardless, nothing's stopping you from imagining his motion picture right now. Go ahead and do that, then tell us which of the following actors you picture playing him.
Is he handy?
As women tend to find out one way or another, not all men are handy. It turns out that building and fixing things requires a bit of knowledge that men aren't inherently programmed with, at least not all men. Anyway, is your boyfriend good at doing stuff around the house?
Does he like reality TV?
Reality TV is out there in mass, whether we like it or not. As oceans of girlfriends yank their boyfriends to the catch to watch Kardashians with them, more and more men are starting to be hooked on the phenomenon. Is your boyfriend one of them?
Is he nomadic or sedentary?
Our ancestors were nomads forever before we figured out that we didn't have to move around as much if only we'd just plant some things. So, plant some things we did, and eventually we built houses around our gardens and became sedentary. Still, many of us retain our nomadic tendencies.
How smart is he?
Is your boyfriend a smart guy? We hope he is. In most cases, it's better to be smart than not. Of course, intelligence isn't the only thing. All the brains in the world can only amount to so much if your guy can't open the pickle jar. Is he good at figuring things out?
Is he more sensitive than most people?
Smarts are one thing, strength is another, and sensitivity is measured in a whole other spectrum. While some men might look like bruised biceps on the outside, sometimes, they're really just a ripe peach within, waiting to meet somebody who'll hear them out.
Is he super competitive?
A healthy sense of competition is ingrained in our DNA. In nature, competition is law. The strong survive, and the weak perish. Under that natural law, many human beings seek to prove their worth by beating others at everything whenever they get the chance. Is that your bf?
Does he sometimes act in ways you don't understand (like at all)?
Some men make sense, others don't (like at all). Guess what? The same applies to women. What does that mean? People don't make sense sometimes, that's all. It's fine, we can get through it. In fact, it's pretty interesting to note when a partner is behaving in a purely nonsensical manner.
Does he read often?
As time goes on, it seems more people are interested in reading blogs and tweets than good old fashioned books. That's fine, it's the natural order of things. But a good book is fun to read, and apparently it helps your brain be smarter. Does he read often?
Does he ever talk in a different voice/accent?
Some zodiac signs tend to represent a certain duality. We're look at you, Gemini. If you often catch your husband embodying a variety of outside characters (maybe a French dude holding a baguette?), then he might be a Gemini.
How close is he to his family?
Some people are tied to their families like glue, while others, for whatever reasons, tend to maintain some sort of distance. In the long run, both distance from and closeness to one's family can be beneficial in their own ways. Is your guy close to his fam?
Does he prefer to stand out in a crowd or blend in?
Introverts tend to dwell inside their minds more often than the outside world, but that doesn't stop them from being the center of attention every now and then. The same can be said for extroverts in relation to privacy. Does your boyfriend prefer to stand out in a crowd or blend in?
Does he drive kinda fast?
Some zodiac signs are clear thrill seekers on a constant lookout for their next life affirming adrenaline rush. In cars, for instance, they'll go way over the speed limit and cut other cars off on the road. If that sounds like your boyfriend, we might know his sign...
Is he comfortable in most social situations?
Social situations can be the most comfortable situations ever, if you're spending time with good, familiar company. Unfortunately, that's not the case in most situations. Sometimes, you have to deal with awkward silences with near strangers. Is he comfortable in those?
Is he a dog or cat person?
We can't say whether there are dogs and cats in space, but we do know this: a person's zodiac symbol is very telling of their preference in animals. Think back on your boyfriend when he's around pets, or simply try to remember what he once told you: is he a dog or cat person?
Does he like to draw?
Not all men are artistic geniuses who can put a pencil to paper and draw up a futuristic, functional city plan. Even if your boyfriend isn't one of those nut bars, he might still enjoy a little doodle from time to time. Does he, or does he make burned toast out of stick figures?
Would he rather go out or stay in?
As you know, some people prefer going out instead of staying in. There's a whole world out there after all, with plenty of things to discover. On the other hand, you have pretty much everything you need at home. What does your boyfriend think?
Does he have a quick temper?
As you'll also probably know, some men are quicker to anger than others. The truth is that everyone has a little demon inside them that wants to rage out and break things. Thankfully, most of us can keep the little guy at bay. Can your boyfriend do that?
Which of these would be his biggest fear?
Everyone is scared of something, even if they might pretend not to be. Of course, that includes your boyfriend. Underneath his macho facade, he's just as vulnerable as the rest of us. Has he shared his biggest fear with you? If he did, go ahead and share it with us.
Do you two do the deed often?
You know which deed we're talking about here. We're not talking about re-stocking on dish washing soap. Come on, don't make us spell it out for you. That's right - that deed. Everyone's favorite deed. Now that we're on the same page, do you two do the deed often?
Which of these is most important to him?
Let's talk big concepts here, just for a second. Everyone is driven by something, and it's usually one of the things we've listed here. Since you know your fella so well, you won't have trouble remembering which of these things is most important to him.
Does he even lift?
If your boyfriend doesn't lift, we're sure he can still do some other valuable things. We're not the type of people that think, "If he doesn't even lift, can he even do anything at all?" No, we respect all non-lifters equally. Does your boyfriend even lift?
Is he old school or new school?
Living in the 2010s, everyone seems to be totally into the old school while still staying acutely up to date with the new school. It's a refreshing blend, to be honest, though innovation is always welcome. Would you pin your boyfriend as strictly new or old school, or maybe a little bit of both?
Would he ever want to be famous?
Some people want to be famous more than anything in the world. They dream of people rushing to them in amazement wherever they go. To others, that sounds like an inescapable, waking nightmare. Let's see which zodiac sign your boyfriend - would he ever want to be famous?
How often does he change his mind?
We need to change our minds once in a while, simply because we're stupid animals trying to figure things out as we go. However, there's a balance that needs to be established. There's no point in changing your mind to take a lesser path when you already have something good rolling.
How would you describe his group of friends?
Some people think that our personas are, in part, extensions of the people we surround ourselves with. If that's true, then your boyfriend's friends are part of who he is. Think about the group for a second - do you enjoy spending time with them? Don't worry, we won't tell.
Is he nocturnal?
Despite our programming to fall asleep when the sun goes down and wake up when it rises, some of us simply can't resist the call of waking nighttime. For nocturnal people, the wee hours of the night is the only time they really have to themselves. Is that your bf?
How decisive is he?
Some boyfriends are more decisive than others. Yours might be a true leader of men, or he might prefer being the last in line. Both positions have their merits, for sure. Think about your boyfriends decisions, and rank them on our decisiveness scale below.
How would you describe his style?
Is your boyfriend a stylish man, or does he have no fudge to give for fashion? Maybe he tries to dress well, but the ultimate effect is horrible. After being together this long, you've had plenty of time to assess his style. Describe it, and we'll guess his zodiac sign.
Is he an adventurer?
Some people can't resist the call of the wild, others don't even hear it from the bullet hell coming out of their Play Stations. Which of those best describes your boyfriend? Does he tend to accept the beckoning of a new adventure? Or is it nightly bullet hells for him?
Is he reliable?
Here it is - the final question of our assessment. Is your boyfriend a reliable person, someone others go to when they need help? Think hard, then answer honestly. After this, we'll finally reveal your boyfriend's one true Zodiac sign. Are you ready?
