Take This Test And We'll Tell You Which Zodiac Sign You're The Least Compatible With!
- by Kath Sparks
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How romantic it is to wonder if some relationships are truly written in the stars! Some women (and some men, too) may swoon over stories of star-crossed lovers and run to their nearby magazine stalls to learn about their daily horoscope readings. Me? I'm not a zodiac kinda gal. But still... reading about the mythos behind these animalistic zodiac signs is still quite interesting and can help anyone learn more about themselves, as well as their current (or future) partners.
This quiz's results are divided into four categories: water, air, earth, and fire signs. The water signs are Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. The earth signs include Virgo, Capricorn, and Taurus. The air signs comprise of Aquarius, Gemini, and Libra. And last but not least, the water signs include Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. The water signs love, and they love HARD. They're naturally intuitive creatures, and they tend to belong to the artsy-fartsy crowd. Fire signs, on the other hand, are quick to anger, and they're deeply passionate people. Air signs are intellectuals who love a good philosophical conversation with the random person, and they enjoy giving advice. Lastly, earth signs are our conservative realists.
Now, let's figure out who should be your next significant other!
Which trait do you find least tolerable?
So, tell me... what grinds your gears the most? Everyone - and I mean everyone - has at least one or two pet peeves that eliminate some people from their dating pool. And that isn't wrong. It's good to have natural preferences. Some guys really dig dorky or nerdy girls, while some girls really like the tough, masculine type. So, just think: if you had to spend a lifetime with someone, then what trait would make you want to pull out your hair the most?
How are you least likely to respond to conflict?
Ah, conflict - it's what makes the story interesting or even worth telling in the first place. Without conflict, there'd be no development. Conflict puts hair on the, ahem, chest and hairspray on the hairdo (I don't know - I tried coming up with something for girls). Everyone responds somewhat differently to conflict. Some curl up in a little ball and lay in the corner of the room, while others throw a temper tantrum. Let's hope you're more mature and can do better that!
How are you least likely to spend a Saturday afternoon?
What you do in your downtime is very telling of your personality and your attitude toward life and the world. Some people can't relax, and they need to constantly be doing something, while others exhibit sloth-like behavior and want to constantly loaf around and watch TV. Neither lifestyle is bad per se, but if you go too far down either extreme of the spectrum, then that may compromise your own quality of life. For the busybodies, you should probably drink some wine and relax, and those couch potatoes out there should probably mow the lawn or fix dinner or something.
What was your least-favorite subject in high school?
In high school, I was a band geek and a track jock who took accelerated and AP classes. It was a busy, busy time. Do you remember your high-school career? Did you love math and abhor English class? Or maybe you were a biology nut who liked to do experiments in your own home. How neat would that be? Whatever the case may be, answering this question will bring us one step closer to figuring out which signs you're least compatible with.
What's your least-favorite TV show?
Okay, so you come home after work, take off those tight jeans, throw on some comfy shorts (or an animal snuggie), and then turn on your favorite TV show. I can't think of anything more relaxing than that! Can you? Do you like children's animated TV shows, murder mysteries like Cold Case (before they discontinued the series, that is), dating shows (blah, not for me!), or do you just like to watch your local news channel? It's your call!
What's least likely to be your spirit animal?
Your spirit animal can come through for you when you really need it. It offers support, healing, and strength. It's your higher reasoning, your strongest self, and who you really are deep down. Answer this question as best as you can so we can move a little bit closer toward finding out which sign you probably shouldn't spend the rest of your life with. After all, we don't want to waste anyone's time due to incompatibility. It's smarter to get our research done now.
What movie do you like the least?
Do you like psychological thrillers, or are you drawn more to movies with lots of violence and sex in them? Do you like action adventure with a lot of competitive action scenes, or do you like those girly chick flicks (no offense, if you're a guy)? The following movies are mostly representative of a certain movie genre. Which one of the following options do you turn the channel to when it comes on Lifetime or ABC Family? That is, if those channels still exist (beats me - I use the internet).
Which of the following elements are you least drawn to?
Yes, it's a bit obvious what answer results go along with this question, but try to answer it as quickly as possible, without thinking too much about it; otherwise, it'll just be some metadata that will throw off the results of this quiz. Without thinking about it, I'm least drawn to fire because--I don't know--I guess I just always take questions literally. Going towards fire equals warmth and then raging hot pain. But that's just me - I take things literally. How about you?
What would be your least-favorite career?
Hopefully, you aren't selecting the career you have right now. It's super-duper important to love the job you have. After all, it takes up like half your life. Even if it doesn't pay very much, you should find your work to be very rewarding, and you should work for a company whose core values, morals, and mission you totally believe in. After all, isn't that the premise of having a purpose-driven life? In my opinion, a life like that would be the most satisfying.
Which magazine would you least likely choose at a checkout stand?
This is kinda sorta like the movie and TV show question, but this will help you find out whom you're least likely to end up with and create a happy partnership with. 'Cause we don't want to waste anyone's time now, do we? Do you like those Women's magazines that are loaded with tons of celeb gossip, or do you like to pick out National Geographic magazines for their captivating pictures and interesting articles about animals and places? Pick an option below!
Which of these is least important to you?
What gets you out of bed in the morning? Is it saying "Hi" to your significant other and whipping up some Sunday breakfast for him or her? Is it getting a doctorate in your chosen field? For instance, one of my goals is to become an expert in technology and basic electronics; therefore, I wouldn't pick knowledge as my least-important life goal. But everyone's different. Which would you pick? Yes, it's a difficult question, but it's a necessary one.
What would be your least-favorite date?
Ah, I remember my first date. It was in a library. Yes, it was cheesy, but I didn't want my mom knowing I was going on a date. I just said I was going to the library lol. So anyway, assuming you've had your fair share of first dates with people, what first date idea would make you roll your eyes in disgust? Maybe you're a homebody who would like to just curl up with a Netflix movie, or maybe, you want to go on an adventure with your hot new date.
Which of the following is the least likely way you show your love?
Ever heard of love languages? There's a book on it. In order for people to feel satisfied and fulfilled in a relationship, they need at least one of the following options in order for their relationship to work. A guy may show his love, but that may not mean anything to a girl who needs him to say he loves her. That's just one specific example. Use your imagination, and try to figure out which of the following you can most likely do without and still have a happy relationship.
Which of these words least describes you?
There's quite a bit of overlap in terms of zodiac-sign personality types. You may have even read beyond your own zodiac sign and found that you can totally relate to the other astrological signs. Well, it's kinda designed like that. It's intended to be a pretty general portrait of a person whom anyone can relate to. Zodiac signs aren't mutually exclusive. There's quite a bit of overlap; however, there are some differences which I want to address in this question.
If someone were to call you a contradiction, what would it least likely be?
Yes, some of us are walking contradictions. It's impossible to know EVERYTHING about yourself. We all have our blind spots. And sometimes, they're plain as day to the people who interact with us on a daily basis, like a girl who didn't get enough attention from her parents growing up and now wants all of her boyfriend's attention. That's just another example of how our past can come back to haunt us, mostly in the form of our subconscious minds.
What's least likely to be your shortcoming?
Come on now - be honest. Take a good look at yourself in the mirror, and try to think back to your last fight with a friend or a parent. Was it mostly you or mostly them? Try not to play the blame game. Usually, the cause of a fight doesn't totally rest on one person. It's usually because of a misunderstanding, because of a lack of attention, or because someone was becoming quite careless in the relationship. Do you spend too much money or cancel too many playdates? Be honest.
What's your least favorite color?
I mean, like which color would you least likely paint a room? This question could be taken as which color would you least likely dye your hair as or wear as an outfit. Nope! Just pretend you're redecorating your bedroom. What's your modern-day favorite color? When I was a kid, mine was pink, and now, it's evolved to blue. Don't ask me why. In fact, you can't really ask why. Favorite colors are a gut instinct. That's why this makes a great zodiac-compatibility question.
Do you like to be challenged in a relationship?
Ideally, relationships should help you grow as a person. They should make you take a hard look in the mirror so you can find your less-than-desirable characteristics and work on them. Every day is a chance to be better than you were yesterday (and to have fun, of course). But some people want to be challenging in varying dosages. Maybe, someone doesn't want to be challenged on every single issue, and others crave it. So, do you like to be challenged?
When you're in a relationship, how independent are you?
All people need their own free time, even when in a new, serendipitous relationship. Sure, maybe you don't ever want to be apart from your partner (especially in the honeymoon phase), but after a few months, you shouldn't be surprised if your significant other wants to go back to his video games or hang out with his usual crew of friends. You shouldn't be hurt by it. He's trying to include you in his life. And if you're a dude reading this, then I apologize for not staying gender neutral.
What's your least-favorite on-screen romance?
Okay, okay... so I'm going to talk about the most famous couples to hit the big screen. I'm talking about the couples from Twilight, Titanic, The Notebook, and Dirty Dancing. I'm sure you're familiar with all those movies. If not, then I know what you should be doing this upcoming weekend. Personally, The Notebook is my all-time favorite romance. I've seen the movie way more times than what's healthy for a human being (probably like 12 times, shhh!).
What hobbies are least important to you?
Don't all people have a hobby? A favorite pastime of theirs to tend to once they come home from work or are bored on the weekends? For me, my favorite activity is reading and playing video games. Lame? Yeah, maybe. But what are your hobbies? Is it gardening, crocheting, playing video games, being involved in some kind of sport, or maybe just hanging out with friends? Answering this question will help bring us a little bit closer to finding your least-ideal match. Now, answer carefully!
What's your least-favorite saying?
Everyone has a catchphrase, right? Like "go-go gadget" or "oh, jinkies" or "ayyy"? No? I'm just kidding. I don't remember the last show I watched where the character had a catchphrase. I guess Rick from Rick and Morty kinda has some, but he's being ironic when he says his catchphrases. Although you may not have a catchphrase, which one of the following options would least likely be your favorite catchphrase? I mean, if you had to pick one, of course.
What kind of role do you least take on at work?
We all act a bit differently when we're in the office. Some people become a lot more serious, others become super-duper anxious (like my mom before she retired), and others blend exactly into the mold of a worker bee. Now, I guess there are a couple people who feel super confident in their position and just let themselves act how they would if they were shooting the crap with their buddies. Personally, I'm not like that. I become a busy bee.
What least describes your approach to money?
I'm terrible with money. Like a little kid with no restraint, I spend all of it at the drop of a hat. Oh well... I have a lot to learn from this adulting thing. How are you with your money? Are you a Frugal Frita, a Generous Gina, or a Haphazard Harold? The choice is yours! Maybe you use one of those nifty budgeting apps like Mint that takes in all your bank statements and then calculates how much you have left in your monthly budget allowance. Pretty nifty, right?
Which chore do you like doing the least?
Ah, Sunday afternoons... For me, that means laundry, cartoons, and maybe some grocery shopping. It's always been the most nostalgic day of the week for me. It signals the end of a nice, fun weekend and reminds me of the upcoming work week. For some reason, when I was a kid, Sundays would stress me out. I seriously needed to chill at that age. So, what chore puts a frown on your face and makes you work slower than usual because you just don't like doing it that much?
