Take This Shopping Quiz And We’ll Guess Your Favorite Actress
- by Michelle_Sanders
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Pfft. Life, huh? What a drag! It can really bring us down sometimes, with its many demands and responsibilities. There's always some household chore to tend to or some work project that has to be done by such and such date. There's just always something, and it gets to be too much sometimes, so it becomes necessary for us to find ways to cope. For some people, that means watching Disney movies in their jam-jams. For other people, that means pigging out on that slice of chocolate cake they stashed at the back of the fridge for exactly such a stressful time as this. But, as good as these two strategies are, sometimes they just aren't enough.
Occasionally, we have to get really creative with the way we cope with the struggle that is being alive. Look, we're not proud to admit this, but sometimes, the only thing that makes sense, the only thing that helps us deal with all of this *gestures at the world*...is shopping. So let's all just take our minds off of our worries for right now, and put all of our efforts toward something fun. Go shopping at the mall, buy something from every shop, and we'll guess a favorite female actress!
What looks good at Starbucks?
Shopping is fun already, but it becomes so much more enjoyable when you've been properly caffeinated, so before going *anywhere*, your first stop should be Starbucks. Drop in, let the invigorating, comforting smell of frappe mocha cappuccino whatevers wash over you, and snag some coffee for yourself. Which brew sounds the best this morning?
Why not pick something up at Claire's?
Ah, Claire, purveyor of inexpensive earrings, seller of affordable best friend necklaces, friend to high schoolers like us who had very little cash to spend on jewelry, but still wanted to look fab in math class. No trip to the mall would be complete without a stop by Claire's, so run in real quick and grab something special.
What's the best thing to buy at the Apple Store?
Apple is a leader in the technology industry. They come out with a new cell phone roughly every .02 seconds, plus they've got all manner of laptops, desktop computers and...uh...other stuff. Look, we're not really technology gurus, so if you want something super rad in terms of gadgetry, you'll just have to drop by the Apple Store to pick something up!
How about a new book from Barnes and Noble?
Books, books, books! Gotta love a good story, right? One of the best stops in the mall is Barnes and Noble, the place with novels, magazines, music and more. Pick out a classic tale to take home, or grab something new and totally different. To help you choose something, we've narrowed the field down to these four books. Which story sounds best?
What's the best thing to pick up from Dick's Sporting Goods?
Wow, sports, right? Who doesn't love to sport? All that athleticism, it's just so much fun, that's why we really recommend stopping by Dick's Sporting Goods before leaving the mall. They've got everything from fishing equipment to camping gear to basketballs and Gatorade. Everything one might need to have fun in the sun.
Why not indulge with a purchase from Bath and Body Works?
Best way to treat yo'self is with some spa-quality shower products like what can be found at Bath and Body Works. Just walking by this place is a joy because the smell coming from inside is divine. Grab something that smells delicious to take home with you. Soap, perfume, lotion, shower gel. It's up to you.
Live a little! Which one of Auntie Anne's Pretzels looks tastiest?
Why would you even go to the mall if you have no intention of getting some snacks? We don't get it. When you're strolling from shop to shop, it's so much easier to get in the buying mood when your stomach is full of junk good. Drop by Auntie Anne's Pretzels and get a soft pretzel to enjoy. Which flavor would you like to try today?
Which friend to take home from Build-A-Bear?
You don't have to be a little kid to buy a stuffed animal. At least, that's what we tell ourselves every time we go to Build-A-Bear. Alright, so maybe we are immature to stop there to get a new friend when we visit the mall, but come on! Who doesn't love that place? Pick an animal to make to bring home with you.
What to buy from the Disney Store?
According to Disney, "A dream is a wish the heart makes." If we apply that logic to our actual dreams, the ones in which we're visiting the Disney Store, that means our heart wants us to visit the Disney Store, so that's just what we're gonna do. Indulge your inner little kid. Grab some Disney merch like a true Disney fan.
What looks good at the Gap?
Gap, or, as we like to call it, Business Casual Inc, has got a cardigan in every color (as long as that color is a neutral tone) and a ballet flat for every event imaginable (as long as that event is a holiday office party). Oh, we tease Gap, but we love it. We've got pants in every shade of khaki that they sell there. If not for them, we'd never have succeeded in any of our job interviews. Grab something neat from the Gap!
How about a new pair of shoes from Footlocker?
First time we heard "Footlocker", we got the wrong end of the stick. We were thinking "meat locker filled with feet". Fortunately, we were wrong, they don't do anything like that, they just sell shoes. Whew! What a relief! Anyway, shoes are important because they support your feet and protect them from the elements. Grab a pair to buy.
Time to build some memories! What to buy from the Lego Store?
Lego may not be the building blocks of our society, but they are building blocks, and we like that. Many's the time we've built really big, multicolored towers on the floor of our bedroom for no reason whatsoever, and when we have kids, we're going to pass that tradition along to keep it alive for years to come. Get a Lego set to enjoy at home.
Which Cinnabon can't be resisted?
Cinnabon is more than a bakery, it's an olfactory force. You can smell the Cinnabon from the Dillard's store fifteen boutiques away from the Cinnabon stand itself. If you can resist that smell and keep walking without buying one of these giant cinnamon rolls, then we commend you. We, however, do not possess that kind of willpower, and since willpower isn't the sort of thing you can buy at the mall, we're gonna grab a Cinnabon. Which one sounds good?
How about picking something fabulous from Pottery Barn?
It's not a barn, and, really, there's not that much pottery, but far be it from us ti criticize Pottery Barn for its strange name. We're not here for that, we just want to look at the home décor, the kitchen stuff, the comfy couches and chairs, the lighting, the rugs—okay, look, we just wanna find something nice to dress up our apartment. What catches your eye here?
Who can resist a little something special from Sephora?
Skincare is so important. We all want to glow. We want to look amazing, and the best way to achieve this natural radiance is by stopping at Sephora to pick up some luxurious skincare products. They've got a mask, moisturizer and scrub for everyone, not to mention a plethora of foundations, lipsticks, mascaras and literally anything else you could ever want, as long as it pertains to makeup.
Which pair of shades from Sunglass Hut looks best?
Sunglasses look so cool. It's an accessory that adds so much mystery. You put the right pair of sunglasses on, strangers will walk away thinking you're a spy or something. Is she a model? Is he an actor? Are they celebrities, or are their optical nerves just super sensitive to the sun's rays? You never know what to make of someone in sunglasses, they give you *that* much power over your look. Grab a pair from Sunglass Hut now.
Pick out something special from Things Remembered
Call us sentimental and sappy, but we love Things Remembered. It's our go-to, one stop shop for all things gift and present. Doesn't matter how long we procrastinate Christmas shopping, we can always walk into that place and find something good for the special someone on our list—and even ourselves, too. Pick out something special.
Which item from Bed Bath and Beyond sounds best?
Need something for your bed? Need something for your bath? Need something for the beyond? Then, boy, do we have the store for you! Bed Bath and Beyond has got everything you could want from dishes to towels to quilts to candles. Get your home décor and your luxury foot spas all in one stop at this place.
What's the best thing to buy from Hot Topic?
To most high school students, this store is known as the place where the goths and punks hang out. It's only when we mature and turn into adults that we see this goth's paradise's true value. They sell more than studded belts and nose rings, they've got some seriously great fandom merch in there, too. What's the best thing to get here?
Who could resist a scoop or two from Marble Slab?
Ice cream is always a welcome snack, especially when it comes from a place like Marble Slab. Ugh, we don't know what they do to the ice cream in that place, but we sure hope they keep doing it because it's working. It's working really, really well. Which flavor of delicious frozen dairy decadence will you indulge in today?
Wanna take a new friend home from the pet store?
If you're going to the mall and you don't plan on taking a trip to the pet store, whether you have a pet or not, then you need to reevaluate your life strategy. Drop in to pet some baby animals, and since this is all imaginary with absolutely zero repercussions, go ahead and buy one. We mean, why wouldn't you, huh?
Why not drop by Urban Outfitters?
Urban Outfitters isn't just for urban outfits. Sure, they've got clothes. Jeans, tees, hats. They've even got shoes—pretty wild, huh? But they also have some great novelty item and fun home décor, too. Spice up your apartment, grab some fun accent jewelry or pick out a brand new outfit. Shop at Urban! Live a little!
Which Yankee candle smells best?
Oh, sweet, merciful smell good. Who doesn't love the Yankee Candle store? Every delicious scent you could possibly imagine is right at your fingertips. If fresh, fruity smells are your thing, then they've got the right candle for you. If you prefer the scent of baked goods and spiced foods, you'll find that here, too. Which candle smells best to you?
Pick out something special from Zales Diamond Store—why not?
Look, you're already at the mall, this is an imaginary shopping trip with an unlimited amount of imaginary money, so it just makes sense to stop by a high-end jewelry store to pick up something fancy. Diamonds just ooze poise and sophistication, don't they? Plus, they're sparkly, and we dig that. Pick out something nice. You've earned it.
Which slice looks tastiest from Sbarro?
Wish there were a way to get a humongous slice of pizza in the middle of the mall in between trips to the shops? Well, we have some good news for you. Sbarro has heard your wish, and they've endeavored to deliver. And deliver they do! There are lots of pies to choose from, grab a slice before continuing your shopping journey.
What item begs to be bought at the dollar store?
Even if we had all the money in the world, we would still stop at the dollar store. There's always one of these places at the mall, and they always have the same kind of smell, it's like a mingling of cheap plastic and limited budgets. But, hey, they've got good stuff in there! Party decorations, holiday themed stuff, weird canned goods. What do you want to buy from the dollar store today?
What would someone buy from the Chanel store?
Chanel. Oooh, doesn't that just sound fancy? We walk by the Chanel store at the mall, and we feel like Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's. All of a sudden we're wearing a pearl necklace in a little black dress with our hair done up in a bun, a coffee in one hand, a pastry in the other. Think how amazing it would feel to go *inside* the store! They've got plenty of stuff to browse, what would you buy?
What to buy from the Lush store?
Stress is blah, and when stress has got you feeling blah, we know no other solution than to drop by the Lush store at the mall. Bath bombs everywhere, all kinds of heavenly scented shower gels and bubble baths, beautiful bar soaps as far as the eye can see. What one special something do you just *have* to have?
Drop by Nordstrom. What's there to purchase here?
You have to admire Nordstrom for no other reason than the fact that they once tried to sell a polished stone in a leather pouch for $85.00, and SOLD OUT of the thing in, like, no time flat. It takes moxie to market a rock in a leather pocket, so pay your respects to this gutsy store. Buy something from Nordstrom now.
Which hat from Lids looks best?
Need a baseball cap? Sure, we all do! The place you need to stop by is Lids, the store that sells hats, hats and, oh, hey, look! They sell hats here! Whether you need a cap to wear to support your favorite sports team, or you need a cap to wear to support your favorite sports team, this is the place to shop for all things head-wear.
Why not drop by the Cheesecake Factory?
All this imaginary shopping has caused us to work up quite the imaginary appetite. Actually, now that we mention it, we *could* go for a snack. You're already indulging your inner shopaholic, why not indulge your taste buds as well? Stop by the Cheesecake Factory and get a slice of something amazing. Which dessert sounds tantalizing?
What to buy at the Michael Kors store?
If you're into handbags with somebody else's name on them, then you are going to *love* Michael Kors. We're talking huge purses with his initials printed across every square inch—and, yes, it's just as glorious as that mental image that just popped up in your head is leading you to believe. But, purses aren't the only thing you'll find at the Michael Kors store. What will you buy?
There's always something neat at Neiman Marcus. What catches the eye today?
Neiman Marcus has got all of the big name brands you could possibly want. They've got handbags, designer clothes, fancy pants shoes, jewelry. Whatever's on your mind, whatever it is you want to peruse and possibly buy, Neiman Marcus has got it. Step inside the store, take a stroll down through the clothing racks and pick out something nice.
Which piece from Tiffany and Co. can't be left un-purchased?
Iconic in part because of their famous Tiffany blue color and in part because of their fine jewelry, Tiffany and Co. is a must see shop at the mall, even if you don't have any intention of buying anything. But, since we're working without a real, tangible budget here...why not live a little, eh? Pick a piece of jewelry to take home from Tiffany's.
Which candy looks yummiest at Godiva Chocolatier?
Two words. Godiva. Chocolatier. Oh, that got your attention, didn't it? Best way to make you feel like a celebrity is by stopping by the Godiva Chocolate shop and grabbing one or two (hundred) chocolates. So rich, so dreamily creamy. If you can resist a taste of one of these candies, we admire you, but we also feel sorry for you because you'll never know the sheer bliss of biting into a Godiva chocolate. Which delicious morsel would you sample?
