Take This Quiz And We'll Tell You Which Kind Of Millennial You Are

Ah, Millennials. Busy ruining the diamond industry and chain restaurants, expecting to buy a house and afford avocado toast at brunch... wanting things like 'jobs that pay a living wage' and 'basic human rights'... what are we going to do with you?

Make fun of you, most likely! No matter how many times Millennials - all those people born between the early '80s and the mid '00s - are shown to actually be a diverse group of hopeful, driven young people just trying to get by, they remain the butt of generational jokes. Routinely called entitled, accused of ruining all kinds of industries and generally being greedy and demanding, Millennials are top of the hit list when it comes to hating on a particular demographic.

And we're not going to argue it, just this once. Instead, let's have a little fun, and see which of the top trendy Millennial stereotypes you fit into! Are you a whiny raw vegan, judging people who don't do hot yoga and recycle their food scraps? Maybe you are a pretentious city hipster, with tattoos and an intricate moustache, listening to your precious vinyl, or a mommy blogger incensed about the toxic ingredients in the latest trendy toy. How about the label-obsessed brandennial, or even the Oregon Trail snob who refuses to call themselves a Millennial at all? It's all in good fun, so take some time out from content creation, crushing debt, and the looming threat of planetary destruction and take a silly quiz... before you kill the quiz industry, too.

Question 1

What was the first video game you played?

Cast your mind back to the first time that you picked up a controller and got lost in a fantasy world on the screen... what was the very first game that you played (on an actual game system, not a phone or computer).

Question 2

What kind of coffee do you drink?

Time for your shot of morning caffeine, so where do you head for that first brew? Are you headed to that place that does latte art in avocado skins? Or to some tiny coffee shop that does organic roast, because Starbucks is a giant evil corporation?

Question 3

Pick a social media site

Time to tell the world what you are thinking and doing, for no real reason! Which of these sites are you headed to first, when you just need to post photos of your lunch or rant about the price of avocados?

Question 4

Choose an old TV show to watch

Time to do some binge-watching, and you're in the mood for some 'classic' TV... pick one of these series that wrapped up over a decade ago, then pour yourself a drink because let's be honest, that realization probably makes you feel old.

Question 5

Pick an industry to kill off

Every good Millennial has to kill off at least one industry per year, or you get your membership revoked. It's because Millennials are mean, not because these industries are increasingly overpriced and outdated.

Question 6

How many tattoos do you have?

Let's talk ink... how many tattoos do you have adorning your skin, expressing your inner self, and inviting older people to make disparaging and completely unasked-for remarks about your future ability to get a job 'looking like that'?

Question 7

Pick a drink

Time to hit the bar after a long hard day of vlogging... what's your tipple? It probably comes in a mason jar with a side of goldfish crackers, doesn't it? Do Millennials even drink out of actual glasses any more?

Question 8

How do you work out?

What's your go-to way of staying fit, keeping the weight off, and releasing some of the day-to-day frustrations of Millenial life? Are you a gym rat, or a Tough Mudder? Where do you wear your 'active wear' when you are actually being active?

Question 9

How do you listen to music?

What's your preferred format for listening to bands before they get all cool and mainstream and you know it's time to move on? Are you a vinyl purist, or all about convenience? Are you a sound snob, or more of a Spotify lover?

Question 10

What diet do you follow?

It's chow time - what kind of diet do you follow? Because god knows, it's not possible for a millennial to just eat whatever they feel like. It has to be a specific, trendy diet that limits something or other for no apparent reason.

Question 11

Where do you live?

Obviously you can't afford to buy your own house, what with all the brunches and moustache wax you keep buying, but everybody has to live somewhere. What's your living situation like?

Question 12

Pick a food trend

It's food trend time! Which of these crazy yet oh-so-Instagrammable food trends would you line up for three hours to sample? Who cares what it tastes like, it's all about making sure you have the same crazy #noms as everyone else.

Question 13

How much do you hashtag?

Everybody has to hashtag, it's part of that #MillennialLife! But do you save your hashtags for those all-important social media promotion posts, or are you the kind of person who will sprinkle those things everywhere? #TooManyHashtags #SocialMedia #SEOLife #BloggerLife #StopWithTheHashtagsAlready

Question 14

Have you ever had hair an unnatural color?

Do you dream of Guy Tang being the one to paint your locks into a blend of mermaid loveliness? Are you constantly changing your neon hair, or do you just wish that you had the energy to maintain rainbow sparkle unicorn tresses?

Question 15

Pick a makeup trend

You've been checking out all the latest YouTube tutorials, and it's time to head down to Sephora and drop waaaaay too much money on a palette. Or maybe some kind of brush. A tube of something or other? What trend are you trying?

Question 16

How many Apple products do you own?

Be honest now, how many white and shiny pieces of tech do you currently have in your possession? Do you need to make sure that everything is adorned with that little Apple logo, or are you more about mixing and matching?

Question 17

What do you do for a living?

Even Millennials have to pay their rent on an overpriced apartment, not to mention all that student loan debt that probably wasn't worth it. You may have a stable job, or currently looking, or maybe you have one of these. Pick a job to help maintain your Millennial lifestyle.

Question 18

What kind of YouTube channel would you have?

That's it, you are going to become a creator on YouTube! In no time, fame and fortune will be yours... if only you can figure out exactly what your channel is going to be all about. Which of these speaks to you most?

Question 19

Pick a piercing

Time to add a little body jewelry to your look - what body part are you going to pierce? Are you going to go all out with a trendy, in-your-face piercing option, or stick to something a little bit safer?

Question 20

Pick a vice

Everybody has one, so what's your Millenial vice? Are you partial to a little pot (#legalizeit)? Are you happy with some good old fashioned booze, or is there some other vice that you have a mild addiction to (but nothing serious, of course).

Question 21

What do you spend too much money on?

Well, it's not like you are ever going to own an actual house, so why not spend all your money on things that bring you some kind of joy? What's your guilty pleasure when it comes to spending money you probably shouldn't?

Question 22

What breed of adorable furbaby would you adopt?

Children are expensive and exhausting, so how about just getting a furbaby instead? Obviously, you #adoptdontshop, but what kind of furry sweetheart are you going to bring home and dress up in adorable tiny sweaters and ridiculous Halloween costumes?

Question 23

Pick a ridiculous baby name

The days of naming your baby after a beloved relative are long gone, and no one uses boring old names like 'Matt' or 'Laura' anymore. The Millenial's baby has to have something totally different, even if it doesn't make a whole lot of sense... what do you name your offspring?

Question 24

What are your long-term plans?

You can't just run around drinking fancy coffees and blogging forever, you know! At least, that's what people keep telling me... so what are your long term plans? What does the future hold for you, young Millenial?

Question 25

Finally, what was your New Year's resolution?

New Years Eve

New Year, New You! What was your big goal, plan, or resolution (or whatever term resonates best with you, I don't want to impose my preferred language...)? Are you making traditional resolutions, or forgoing them entirely?

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