Take This Quiz And We'll Reveal Which Famous Vampire You'd Be!

There's something about vampires that draws the curiosity of mere mortals in mass, generation after generation. Even before the mini revolution of vampire movies and TV shows, people have been gobbling up vampire stories throughout history like there's no tomorrow. Back when there was no TV or internet - or even lights to illuminate the streets outside and even your home - our ancestors would listen wide eyed to the tales of creepy night lurkers who took unsuspecting humans to their lairs, turning them into one of their own. Many listening to these stories would scream at the transformation part, but others would smile a dark, silent smile to themselves.

Maybe you're that type - the one who listens to vampire stories and takes inspiration from them rather than fear. Maybe, if it were up to you, you would be a vampire instead of a human being - maybe even a famous vampire. Well, if that just so happens to be the case, then you've stumbled into the right digital lair.

What follows are a number of questions and scenarios pertaining to life - or unlife, we suppose - as a vampire. Give us your take on them, and by the end of this quiz we'll reveal which famous vampire you'd be.

Question 1

Does true love exist?

If true love exists, there's no luckier pairing than one vampire with another. Of course, there's the unfortunate aspect of wanting to hunt people down, but nothing's perfect, right? Does true love exist in the world?

Question 2

Has someone ever shared their deepest secret with you?

When Edward first met Bella, it was hard for them to find some common ground. What does a vampire have in common with a human being, really? However, once she knew Edward's deepest secret, things were very different. Has someone ever shared their deepest secret with you?

Question 3

Pick your favorite special power

If you're lucky enough to be part of the right vampire universe, your eternal existence will come with a special power, or even a set of special powers. With great power comes great responsibility, but not for vampires! Pick your favorite special power.

Question 4

A group of witches is throwing a party! Is it worth checking out?

Hey, have you seen that post on the Dark Web about the witch party that's happening soon? We hear all the witches are going to be there, including the Wicked With of the West. Is that sort of thing even worth going to, though?

Question 5

Pick your favorite pet

If you had one pet to spend eternity with, who would it be? For Alucard, it's a demon dog whose soul he once consumed through his blood - so it goes. However, for you it might be something less skeletal. Pick your favorite pet from the options below.

Question 6

What horror movie would you rather watch?

Although vampires enjoy being horrific creatures themselves, we hear they also like to kick back once in a while to watch portrayals of other ghoulish fiends on screen. If you had to watch one of these horror movies tonight, which would it be?

Question 7

If someone asked you to come out for a casino night, what would you say?

Do vampires love gambling? Or does the whole immortality thing put a damper on the thrill of it all? It's hard to say, since we aren't vampires, but you definitely might be. If someone asked you to come out for a casino night, what would you say?

Question 8

Pick a high school stereotype

Everyone was something in high school, even if they think they aren't. If you don't clearly fit into any click, you're a misfit - simple as that. Think back on your high school days (whether years ago or yesterday) and pick your stereotype.

Question 9

What's the best part about being a vampire?

There's a lot that comes with a vampire, an interesting diet being one of them. Depending on what type of vampire you might be (or definitely are), there are definitely certain aspects of the existence that excite you more than others.

Question 10

If a ghost wanted to hang out with you, what would you say?

There's a ghost in town, and this one seems to be the friendly kind. It's Casper, and he wants to play Go Fish or something. It's not every day you get to hang out with a ghost, but would you rather be doing something else?

Question 11

What are dreams?

When humans go to sleep at night, they often experience a phenomena known as dreams. Their bodies stay still in bed while their minds drift off to literally anywhere. No one knows what's going on with dreams, but you might have an idea.

Question 12

Are werewolves cool?

Probably (definitely) being a vampire, you must have your own opinion on werewolves. Vampires often clash with werewolves in fantastic battles, though sometimes they work together as allies. Are werewolves a cool type of supernatural being?

Question 13

Is it better to hunt with other vampires or work alone?

Some vampires prefer hunting in packs, others work strictly alone. If you're a vampire, you usually don't need to rely on group work to get your prey, but a few extra fangs can definitely come in handy.

Question 14

Should a vampire ever harm a human being?

Look - it's Little Red Riding Hood, or is it? In fact, this looks like a vampire bit Little Red Riding Hood, turning her into an immortal night lurker. A vampire has harmed a human being - should they have done that, or tried to resist the urge?

Question 15

If Frankenstein's monster wanted to hang out with you, what would you say?

Frankenstein's monster (constantly referred to as Frankenstein himself, robbing the doctor of his well deserved credit) wants to arm wrestle, and maybe eat some chips with you afterward? He wants an instant RSVP, too - what will it be?

Question 16

Is immortality worth it, all things considered?

A vampire's immortality allows them to transcend the limitations of the human body to vastly extend their life - indefinitely in many cases. Is that sort of thing worth it, or are there some consequences to consider?

Question 17

If someone offered you some garlic bread, what would you say?

Garlic bread - isn't it just the best. This stuff is bad for vampires, but boy does it taste good to us. We brought some pocket Tic Tacs just for this occasion. There's plenty more garlic bread where this came from - want some?

Question 18

Should a vampire ever be scared of Abraham Lincoln?

It's a little known fiction that Abraham Lincoln spent some time as a vampire hunter, slaying monsters left and right. Vampire purists argue that the species in this story are too weak to defend themselves like real vampires, but you might disagree.

Question 19

Is Bella Swan the queen of vampires?

Bella Swan, whether you like her or not, is one of the most famous vampires of all time. However, in your mind at least, the title of true Vampire Queen can only go to one lady. Is she Bella Swan, or some other vampire woman you bow to?

Question 20

Should a vampire ever leave a tip at a restaurant?

Some say that vampires are too cool to lave tips at restaurants, others think that all species, no matter how demonic, should pay some respect to their server. Let's see what you think - should a vampire ever leave a tip at a restaurant?

Question 21

Pick your favorite drink

Vampires share one obvious drink in common, usually. Of course, there are famous stories of vampires who don't indulge in blood, but you might not be among them. Take a look at the following drinks and pick your fave.

Question 22

Which of these TV shows has the best vampires?

Where would we be without vampire TV shows? Who knows, but fantasy vampirism definitely wouldn't be where it is today. Take a look at ole Spike here, in all his Buffy universe glory, and tell us which show has the best vampires.

Question 23

Is it cute when a vampire turns a human they fall in love with?

A vampire transforming the human they love into one of their own is a classic archetype, though some make a face when they think about it. If you're the type of vampire who's more selective about who's invited to the clan, this aspect might upset you.

Question 24

Is it better for vampires to blend in with the human world or keep to themselves?

Carlisle is a vampire, but he doesn't let that stop him from living a normal life. He happens to be devoted to the practice of medicine, specifically the part about helping others - even if he's a vampire, he won't sit around in a lair ignoring his calling.

Question 25

Is it better to be immortal or eventually pass on?

No matter what Alucard does, he's an immortal being - it would take a hell of a human to remove him from this world, but such an entity has not yet emerged. Is immortality a purely good thing, or is it important to pass on eventually?

Question 26

Is there anything good that can be said about zombies?

This question might have been a no brainer for you if we hadn't used the beloved Bill Murray as our zombie specimen. As far as zombies go, he's the best individual. In general though, can anything good be said about zombies?

Question 27

Is holy water scary?

What would happen if a drop of holy water would fall on your shoulder right now. Would it sizzle and cause a bit of steam to rise - would you burst into flames in a second? Is holy water a scary thing to think about?

Question 28

Are stakes scary?

If ever you need an example of what a wooden stake can do to a vampire, just watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer and you'll find out before long. Even at that, there are many vampires who laugh the threat of a stake away.

Question 29

Is Edward Cullen a cool vampire?

Some people have a bedroom shrine with Edward's face at the top of it, others don't think much of the man. Still others despise him, for one reason or another. One cool thing about Edward is that he probably doesn't mind any of this. Is he a cool vampire?

Question 30

What's the best way to make money as a vampire?

Look at all that cash money. That sure is a lot of it, unless each bill represents a much smaller amount than we think. A vampire has a lot of time on their hands, and that time can be spent to rake in cash. What's the best way to make money as a vampire?

Question 31

If Buffy the Vampire Slayer wanted to hang out with you, what would you say?

Say Buffy the Vampire Slayer was willing to momentarily forget the fact that you're probably (or for sure) a vampire, and asked to go get a donut and coffee with you. It's a rare invitation for sure. Would you take her up on it?

Question 32

Is it cool when a vampire glitters in sunlight?

Here is Edward in all his glory, glittering in the sunlight. This is either the coolest or lamest thing you've ever seen, or the impression lies somewhere between those extremes. This is a divisive topic in the vampire community.

Question 33

If a vampire has the option of hunting animals instead of humans, should they just go after humans anyway?

The Cullens know they can sustain themselves from the blood of animals alone, so they don't mind skipping out on the whole human feast thing. If a vampire has the option of hunting animals instead of humans, what should they do?

Question 34

Can Alucard ever be defeated in battle?

Vampire legends say that Alucard is the only true immortal vampire - you can spread him like butter over different dimensions through space and time, and he'll eventually show up again anyway. Can he ever be defeated?

Question 35

Is there any other existence better than being a vampire?

Edward and Bella are like people, except they don't need to sleep or eat much, are super duper strong, have special powers and a loving family and friend circle. They also kind of live forever. Of course, other vampires tend to live a different life. Is there anything better than being a vampire?

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