Take This Personality Test And We'll Guess Why People Hate You!
- by Joshua Laurent
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Do you find that there are just a lot of people in this world whom you don't really like? Do most people, even your friends, get on your nerves and you wish you didn't have to be around them so much? The problem is likely not them; it's you.
We're guessing you've known this for a while. There are probably a few honest souls who've actually told you that there's a way about you that's off-putting, yet for some reason, you just can't put your finger on it. After all, how could somebody not completely think you're awesome?
Well, we're here today to help. We've put together a personality test for you today that will measure many different aspects of your being and help to isolate exactly why it is that nobody likes you. In fact, they hate you, and it's time to find out why.
Remember, this test isn't about whether people like you or not. We already know they hate you, and you already know the same. Let's break down exactly why that's happening. Then maybe, you can do something about it.
What is this woman doing?
Odds are, when you see people, you immediately think the worst. That's OK. It's probably a big part of the reason people don't like you, and we'll figure out why that's happening through this test. So, lady in a white dress laying in the grass... what's happening here?
What do you think when you see this meal?
We're not sure what restaurant it's from, but you've got some deep-fried chicken, hand-cut french fries, and dipping sauce. This kind of meal is available at just about any restaurant in the world, but what's your immediate reaction to seeing it right here, right now?
Your computer password...
Computer passwords are like designs on checks in that they really tell a lot about a person. From your early days in school to your very last job, you're always told to create a password that nobody else can guess. So what are you using to keep unwanted people away from your data?
How does the saying on the mug make you feel?
Coffee... because Adulting is hard. There's a company that believed they could mass-produce this mug and turn a profit. Maybe they have, and good for them. People will buy anything in this world, it seems. If you walked into work and the person next to you had this mug, what would you think?
What do you think about memes with inspirational sayings?
You've got to wonder who invented internet memes and if they realize that they even did it? What used to just be a business of hanging inspirational sayings on office walls has sprung into a hobby for way too many people with way too much time on the Internet, right?
What was your opinion on the popularity of the fake moustache?
For a stretch of a few years, ending about 3 years ago, you couldn't go anywhere and avoid fake moustaches. Women especially seemed to like the idea of holding up a fake moustache to their lips. Why? Maybe that's a better question for a different test. What'd you think of that whole thing?
If Charlie Brown had been an adult, he would've...
Peanuts has been an iconic comic strip in most of our lives and still is the gold standard for animated holiday specials, but the main character, Charlie Brown, was a depressed worrier who rarely had anything good to say. What do you think happened when he grew up?
What's this?
It looks like a toilet paper roll with a paper towel roll inside. There's a couple of black tube-like things on the side and a green string. What in the heck could this thing be? Does it serve any real use? If you saw this sitting on a table, what would you assume you were looking at?
When people say, "Hey, how are you?" what do you say in your head?
We hear it a million times a day, and you probably even say it yourself. It's the international greeting that's probably actually uttered even more times than "Hello." But what does it really mean? What are you thinking when you see somebody and they say "Hey, how are you?"
What do you think about clever people?
You know the people we're talking about. They've always got an idea or a way to improve upon things... and usually, they're right. They're the kind of people who always have a witty comeback and have the kind of charisma that attracts people. Things just seem to go their way.
What do you think about this shade of lipstick?
A lot of women like to wear make-up. Some do it to attract men, some do it to improve their appearance, while others just say it makes them feel better. Take a walk down the make-up aisle at the drug store and some of the shades are ridiculous. What do you think of this one?
Have you ever felt love like this?
There's somebody in this world for everyone, or at least that's what they say. Maybe love has come your way easy, or maybe it's been a challenge to find Mr. or Mrs. Right. Check out this photo. The couple in it seem very happy. Looking back, have you ever felt love like this before?
Whose responsibility is the birth control?
So, let's assume that you've got enough game that you're able to convince somebody else to consent to having intercourse. Neither of you want disease, and it's a hetero hook-up. Neither of you want a baby. One of you should've planned ahead. Whose job was that?
Who thought this billboard was a good idea?
Sure, these quizzes are meant to be fun and not to be taken too seriously, but every once in a while, we like to slip a message into them hoping that we can make the world a better place. For those of you who were unaware, murder is not OK. You learn something new every day. But who thought this billboard was a good idea?
People who use LOL...
It's true that every language has colloquialisms, and they evolve and change over time. It's also true that texting and instant messaging has helped develop a new kind of language, and it's true that unless you can hear or see someone, you can't tell if they're laughing. People who use LOL...
What do you think about Keanu Reeves?
Like it or not, Keanu Reeves has had a long career starting with the Bill and Ted movies, through the Matrix movies, and up to the John Wick films. Heck, they're even remaking movies he was originally in, like Point Break. What's your opinion on this Hollywood denizen?
What do you think when you see a baby?
There's no hyperbole in saying that babies are our future. Every day, millions are brought into the world - some wanted, some not so much. They're the most vulnerable among us and deserve the most care, but what do you think when you see one, honestly?
Now that I think about it, Ronald McDonald...
The 1970s and '80s were a simpler time. People were freaked out by creepy types, and things were allowed in pop culture that would probably seem like a bad idea today. Looking back, what do you think about the McDonald's iconic spokesperson... or spokesclown?
Look, a child wrote a note... what's your take?
There was once a show called Children Say the Darndest Things, where the entire premise was to put a child on the spot and hope something funny or cute rooted in deep honesty came out of their mouths. When you see this note, how does it make you feel?
Miss this guy yet?
There were few presidents who were able to get the kind of response Barack Obama did and still does. He's either greatly loved or deeply hated. The only president we can think who gets even bigger polar opposite reactions is our current one. So, based on where we are today, are you missing President Obama much?
How do you behave when you have too much alcohol?
Unless you're under 21 and strictly following the rules of your government, odds are that you've had too much to drink at least once in your life. Being drunk affects people's personalities in some extreme way. What happens to you when you've had a few too many cocktails?
I see this picture, and I think...
So we've got a woman hiking on a beautiful morning... or maybe it's the end of the day... the sun is low in the sky. She's made it to the top of this small mountain or big hill, and she's now stretching her arms out to the heavens. What did you think when you first saw this?
What do you think of this kid's haircut?
He doesn't seem to mind it one bit, but is this something that you would do to your own head, much less your child's? What if you had a kid who said they specifically wanted his hair cut in this manner? When you see this long-on-top, short-on-the-sides hairdo, what do think?
She wants to date you. Why?
Here's a perfectly beautiful person who's interested in you. Ladies, just pretend it's a good-looking guy. This person approached you about going on a date but doesn't tell you why. When a friend asks you why they asked you out, what's your response?
Do you like cats?
You're either a dog person or a cat person... unless you don't like either. This is an especially cute tiger kitten, unless of course you hate kittens. You gotta admit those eyes are a beautiful blue, unless, of course, blue eyes make you upset. Do you like cats?
