Take The Impossible Joey, Chandler, and Ross Quiz
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What makes for a great sitcom? The same thing as a great drama, probably. Is it the writing, or is it the directing? One could argue that even the set and the locations are a part of that equation as well. But, let's face it. When you get right down to it, where would any show be without it's cast; it's actors? And not just the actors individually, but the roles they portray as well. How well do they connect, how well do they play off of each other? Chemistry. It's all about chemistry. And Joey, Chandler, and Ross have it; in spades.
Sure, there's Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica as well. But this quiz is all about the boys! Tribbiani, Bing, and Geller, the actor, the businessman, and the professor! Our three amigos have gotten into some pretty crazy misadventures; sometimes all together, other times separately, and even individually. But they've also been there for each other, and supported each other. In fact, our "Friends" have also been there to help carry us along at times as well. They've made us smile when we thought we couldn't, and they've made us laugh when we've needed it most. But how closely have YOU followed them? Which trivial details do YOU remember? Well ... here's your chance.
Where did Chandler pretend to move to in order to get away from Janice?
Romance is a tricky thing; a very, very tricky thing. There can be mixed messages or wires that get crossed. Sometimes, what's intended as a mere suggestion, can be taken as a criticism. From time to time feelings get hurt and you wonder if it will ever be as good as it was. But every so often, even the strongest of relationships can go completely off the rails; and you may just have to jump for it, before you get killed in the crash.
What is the name of the sport Joey invents?
Joey Tribbiani is absolutely a man who flies by the seat of his pants. And whenever creativity strikes, he believes in striking while the iron is hot! But that's just the point. Joey's an actor, imagination is second nature to him. But, honestly the ingenuity (more often than not) out weighs the common sense. But that's what friends are for; to catch you when you fall. They keep you grounded and inspired at the same time. They also keep you from destroying the apartment.
Who has any oily "T-zone?"
We all wanna look good for the ladies, right? Especially if some of them live right across the hall. But, just how much is too much? How far is too far? Is it shaving your legs? Is it waxing your eyebrows? Man-scaping, it's a fine line to walk; and on this show, people usually lose their balance. But they're guys, bros, compatriots; they can tell each other anything. Well, maybe not anything. Sharing your personal skin regimen may be taking it a bit over the edge.
What is the name of the game show Joey auditions for?
When it comes to his career, Joe has played alot of parts, been to alot of auditions ... and made alot of mistakes. What is probably the most interesting aspect of it all, though, is the range of his portrayals. There have been psychiatrists, aliens from Blorgon, cops, and dead bodies. But things get really interesting (for the other two, as well) when Joey gets an audition to be a game show host. Not only do Ross and Chandler encourage his newest opportunity, they also play along during a dry run for practice!
Who was a "medical marvel?"
Who doesn't love to hear the story of the day they were born? Where was it? When was it? Did you wake your mother up in the middle of the night with contractions? Was it an easy birth or was it an emergency? How long did the labor last. Details, details, details ... they're important, pertinent to the narration. Okay, maybe it even tells us a little something about how we came to be who we are. And the same applies to our three chums.
Who beats all the top scores on Ms. PacMan?
Weddings are great, yes. But the presents are even better! For Monica and Chandler's wedding, Phoebe buys them a stand-alone arcade version of Ms. PacMan! Awesome! Who doesn't long for the days back when all you needed was great hand-to-eye coordination and a pocketful of quarters?! Unfortunately, Phoebe is the first one to monopolize the game. Of course, her high scores only serve as a challenge for someone, anyone to replace them. Thank goodness someone from our tenacious trio steps up to do the job.
Where did Ross and Chandler meet?
So much of what happens to us in life is unpredictable. How different would things be if we'd made that left turn instead of right? What if we'd taken the southern route instead of the northern one? What if Ross and Chandler had not already been embracing their inner-geek when they'd first met? Fortunately, our duet (yes, they even had a band) where both at the right place at the right time. Ross even brought his best bud home to meet his mom and dad.
What is the name of Joey's "nighttime pal?"
Childhood toys (just like video games) can be both precious and unique; not to mention hard to let go of. They hold special memories and have a special place in our heart. Sometimes they make us laugh and sometimes they make us feel safe. And Joey agrees. That's why, when Rachel asks him to give his stuffed animal to Emma, Joe's not too keen on the idea. In this episode he reluctantly gives his penguin to the baby (Emma, not Rachel), but then takes it back to keep for himself.
Who mistakenly "kissed a dude?"
Yes, some of the things that happen to us really should just stay where they happened. Secrets lead to questions, and questions can lead to lies. Even between best friends. Truthfully, these dirty little secrets among confidants can also be used to hurt someone. And that's why these three boys have always kept this little detail under wraps. But, then again, in the heat of the moment anything is possible. Anything can leak out. Good or bad. Whether you want it to or not.
Who has the Princes Leia fantasy?
Who HASN'T seen "Return of the Jedi?" Who doesn't remember Princess Leia at Jabba's palace?! You can bet that our three whippersnappers have. Face it, it's pretty much every guy's fantasy, right? The hair, the bikini, the ambiance. Wow. Just, wow. And when Rachel finds out about this, she's a bit hesitant in the beginning, but eventually gives in and decides to embrace the legendary idea. Sadly, things don't go as smoothly as planned. But do you remember just whose dream it was?
Who did Rachel's boss decide she wanted to date?
Sometimes the dating scene isn't quite as ripe with as many opportunities as we'd like. Yes, sometimes you do have to settle for what comes your way (even if you weren't necessarily looking for it). This goes for inter-office romances, or one of your costars on stage, or maybe even somebody you ran into at a work conference. The point is, once in a while, you just have to stop over-thinking things and just give someone a chance; even if the rest of your friends don't agree.
Who has an identical "hand twin?"
Life is full of surprises. Well, surprises and a handful of oddities as well. It's not necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes, if you can just accept it, this kind of thing can be downright interesting. Sometimes you find yourself in Vegas. Maybe while you're gambling your money away, you may come across one of those rare curiosities. Like a "hand twin." And, oh, the possibilities! The chance to stand out in the crowd; the opportunity to make some money! Live it. Love it. Take advantage of it!
Who doesn't believe in Joey's "big break?"
Joey always knew that he was destined for great things. Especially when it came to his acting career. All he needed was to be in the right place at the right time to get his foot in the door. And "Shutter Speed" was that chance. At least it was supposed to be. But, then again, maybe he was supposed to end up stranded in Vegas. But when your best friend doesn't support your choice, your chance ... it makes things a heck of a lot tougher.
Who wins during Joey's game show rehearsel?
Games are fun! Game shows are fun; even if they're not real. But Joey's up for a real humdinger of a chance. It was nice enough that Ross and Chandler agreed to play to help Joe get ready for the big audition; but they had no idea it would be so flingin' flangin' fun! And that's where it gets interesting. There's the hopping bonus, the unpronounceable words, and the 'fear of Triscuits.' What more could you want out of a new and upcoming game show?! A clear winner, that's what.
Who has a "work laugh?"
A lot of times at work (especially at a new job), we end up doing things we wouldn't normally do. It might just be out of happenstance, or it might be when we're cornered by the boss and you end up just telling him what he wants to hear. Other times, information gets misinterpreted; and rather than trying to correct it, you just go with the flow instead. Even if it means laughing at the new boss's awful jokes. So why not have an awful laugh to go with it.
What birthday present does Joey buy for Kathy?
A romance at work? Difficult, yes, but doable. A long-distance romance? Possibly. But a situation where two friends are pining for the same girl ... potentially, a disaster. When Joey brings his co-star, Kathy, home ... he eventually tells the gang that he really likes her. But, at the same time, he still has the nerve (or lack of sound judgement) to act surprised when the girls tell him that, even though they've only been going out for a couple of weeks, he still needs to get her a birthday present.
What birthday present does Chandler buy for Kathy?
Friends and their girlfriends. There are rules, priority, seniority. But the whole archetype falls to pieces when Chandler and Joey find themselves both buying a gift for Kathy's birthday. Feelings get hurt, toes get stepped on; more importantly, lines get crossed that should never be crossed. Chandler begins to fear that their gifts, by comparison, may reveal a complicated secret. In a last-ditch effort to stop the inevitable from happening, Chandler offers to switch presents with Joey and do his best to stay out of it.
Who can't flirt?
Romantic relationships can be hard to manage, hard to maintain, and really hard to end. But most would agree that they're even harder to start. How do you do it? How do you begin? Well, of course you flirt. However, that's a rather broad term. Do you come on strong? Or should you be more subtle? You could go with old, cheesy one-liners, or you could simply ask for a name. There's countless methods to choose from. But what do you do when you plain don't know how to flirt?
Who gets to grow a mustache like Richard, and who gets to smoke a cigar like Richard?
Role models; the people we look up to. Sometimes they're even the people we want to be like. But why? Is it envy; because they have things we don't? Are we just tired of being ourselves? Or could it be that they're just really cool?! I think the guys would agree to the latter. When Monica starts dating her ophthalmologist (not to mention her Dad's best friend), the boys swoon. Richard's cool, he drives a Jag, and he rocks at playing foosball!
Who was Bea (who likes to drink tea)?
"I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with me?" You have to admit, it's a catchy little ditty. Let's face it, everyone has imaginary friends when they're a kid. Okay, maybe some take it to the next level and become that imaginary friend. But it's really not all that different from playing dress up, is it? After all, you're just a kid ... it's all about using your imagination and having fun. Yet, there is something to be said about a little boy dressing up in his mom's clothes.
What does Joey accidentally splatter on Phoebe's dress?
In, "The One Where No One's Ready," Joey and Chandler are just getting started on their ridiculous argument over the chair when Phoebe arrives. And, of course, it's silly little spats like this that usually end up causing some kind of problem. It's disputes similar to this one that give rise to moms all over the world saying things like, " ... somebody's gonna end up crying." And Ross almost does when Phoebe's newly-stained dress only sets his time table back even further.
Which character has no siblings?
Friends are important. Family's important. It's just that some of us have bigger families than others. Maybe it's on you father's side; maybe on your mother's. Could be lots of aunts and uncles; which usually leads to lots of cousins, as well. Perhaps it's lots of in-laws instead (Ross should know, he's been married 3 times). Whatever the case may be, it's always good to have lots of people around you. Coworkers, neighbors, family ... it doesn't really matter who; we all need friends.
How long do Ross and Joey "throw the ball," before the others join in?
Games shows, card games, lightning rounds; our boys are never short on things to do to pass the time. In, "The One With The Ball," Joey and Ross start out with a simple game of catch, that quickly turns into horseplay; and then into a test of endurance. It's so much fun, and so much of a test, that eventually Monica calls out of work just so she can play. They even allow Chandler to join in (even though he's kind of 'a dropper').
Who becomes an ordained minister?
Weddings are a BIG deal. It's a lot of planning, a lot of details, and usually a lot of people. Where will the wedding take place? And, when? Who do you invite and who do you snub (really, it's nothing personal)? In our show, there's about half a dozen weddings that take place over the series' entire run (not to mention a divorce or two as well). One of the other details is, who will perform the ceremony? Someone has to do it. So, why not one of our three compadres?
Who stole their Dad's dirty magazines and blamed it on the mailman?
Ah, the frivolity of youth. When you're young, life is full wonder and most times you do what you can to experience it all. Yes, even if that means pilfering your Dad's adult magazines. There are so many things you don't know, things you haven't seen before, things you've only heard of. So why wouldn't you do it? They're your parents, they're old, they won't notice. How could they? After all, you're young ... you know everything; at least you think you do. Right?
What is the name of the card game Chandler invents, so he can "give Joey money" after he moves in with Monica?
Even best friends can't live together forever. Can they? No, of course not. So, when Chandler and Monica decide to move in together, Chandler is concerned about Joey being able to pay all the bills. In the beginning, he even tries explaining his concerns directly to Joe. But he won't hear of it. Joey does not take charity. Now Chandler has to come up with a unique way to "lose his money" to Joey. But that's okay, too. Because we all know the Joey loves to give the ridiculous a try.
What body part does Chandler lose when Monica accidentally drops a knife?
Flirting can be A LOT of fun! It's not just about what you say to the other person, it's also the anticipation of what they'll say back; or how they'll react. Unfortunately, Monica didn't have a clue what she was doing when she was younger. She goes to Rachel, who tries to teach her how to be "sexy." So, when she tries her new-found skills on Chandler, she not only bungles it, she injures him! She tries using items around the kitchen to help her performance, but drops the chef's knife in the process.
What doesn't Joey "share?"
We all have our priorities. We all have our limits; a place where we absolutely have to draw the line. Some call it principles or standards. Maybe it's really just our own set of rules; rules we probably live by. So, why would you compromise any of that. You shouldn't. Your basic formula is just that ... YOURS! Don't bend the rules; don't make an exception! Stand your ground. Joey does. Even if it is with and attractive girl; there are just certain things you don't do.
Who do the Gellers think is a bad influence due a substance habit?
We all make mistakes; everyone of us. Think about it. It happens everyday (at least once). And, maybe most of us take responsibility. Most of the time. Okay, some of the time. Alright, usually it's just when we have to. Such is the case with Ross Geller. While he was home from college once, his parents walked into his room and smelled something "funny." But, rather than fess up, Ross cops out and blames it on someone else. Do you remember who?
Where does Chandler get transferred to?
It's work. It's not fun. It's not supposed to be. Who gets paid to have fun?! The real problem, though, is that most times ... it's boring, too. There's the staff meetings, the board meetings, the insurance seminars, the list goes on and on. So, how could you NOT fall asleep once in awhile. Chandler did. Only, this time, it cost him. Oh no, not just a reprimand or a slap on the wrist; this time it got him transferred. Out of state!
Who's going to live in a giant, hand-shaped mansion?
Who doesn't have aspirations? Which of us hasn't dreamed about where we'll be or what we'll be doing 10 years from now? Okay, okay, let's just be honest; most of us have delusions of grandeur and riches. Then again, some of us dream of living in a beautiful, foreign country. And, still others of us dream of living in a giant, hand-shaped mansion. Yes, a giant, hand-shaped mansion. Well, why not? It's your dream. Or at least it's the dream of one of our three.
Which one of these is NOT one of Ross's nicknames?
Nicknames are great. Usually our friends give them to us; sometimes it's our family. Names like, Champ or buddy, or sport, maybe tiger. Nicknames are really like a term of endearment. Generally, they're pretty accurate. But there are also 'reverse nicknames;' right-handed guys are called 'Lefty,' or bald guys named, 'Curly.' What they are usually NOT, is self-appointed. But apparently, Ross ignores that rule. Because over the course of the series, we get to hear at least three or four of them.
What gift from Monica does Chandler mistake as a Valentine's Day present?
What does Valentine's Day mean to you? Romance? Chocolates? Flowers or heart-shaped candies? It's a little something different for all of us. It doesn't matter if you've only been dating for a few months or if you've been married for 50 years; love is love and it comes in all shapes and sizes. But with "Friends," it can never be that simple. Chandler comes home, ready for his surprise; but, of course, things go awry and he finds the wrong thing.
What is the name of the cop drama Joey gets cast in?
Joey's career spans the entire ten seasons and beyond. Just when you think you've seen the craziest parts Joe's had, something new usually comes along to change your mind. Joey's been in stage productions, hosted game shows (and even been a guest contestant on "Pyramid"), landed a staring role on a daytime soap, and doubled as Al Pacino's butt. Yet, none of that had prepared him for his first role on a semi-futuristic cop drama. Even if it had, Joey still has a hard time keeping his foot out of his mouth.
How does Ross get the ink off Rachel's face?
It is kind of sad when Joey's big role in "Shutter Speed" doesn't work out. But it's not a total loss; he does end up with a job at Caesar's Palace. However, despite all his begging and pleading, all his friends eventually show up to check in on him. During their flight, Ross and Rachel get into a heated debate over who embarasses more easily. Ross, not knowing when too far is too far, decides to doodle on Rachel's face after she falls asleep on the plane.
What is the name of Ross and Chandler's band in college?
Congratulations! You maid it through the first 35 questions! But now it's time to really test your expertise! So take a deep breath and answer the last five as best you can. Remember what they taught you in school, if you don't know the answer, go with your gut! There are a handful of good "flashback" episodes; Monica and Rachel's prom, glimpses here and there of Ross and Chandler's days in college, and even a great pair of "what could have been" episodes.
What is the name of Joey's alter ego?
Everyone in the gang seems to know about the mysterious story that never fails to put anyone "in the mood." Everyone except Rachel, that is. In the episode, "The One With The Videotape," Ross proceeds to explain to everyone that the night Rachel got pregnant all started when she came on to him. Of course Rachel stubbornly denies it and says that Ross was the one who came on to her. After watching the tape, Joey explains just how the whole romantic story came to be.
Who gets to drive Richard's Jag the longest?
The guys really like Richard. He's cool, he's suave, and he's almost the same age as their Dads. But he's so easy going, it doesn't really matter. It certainly doesn't stop them from wanting to hang out with him. When Richard's not romancing it up with Monica, he's out with the boys. They go to basketball games, go out to dinner, play some wicked games of foosball, and they even even get to drive Richard's Jag. They got to take turns, but whose turn lasted the longest?
What's the "wrong name" that Chandler's coworker calls him at the office?
After a slightly confusing introduction in the hallway, Chandler's coworker begins calling him by the wrong name. But is it really that big of a deal? How much time do we actually spend talking to the people we know at work? For most people, it's most often just a quick, "Hey, how ya doin'?" or a couple minutes of, "How was your weekend?" Sure, there was a time or two where Chandler could have corrected him. But, hey, there were donuts involved.
What is the name of the mountain range Joey was hiking through, just outside of Barcelona?
Yes, the story. THE story. The one that everyone uses. But it all started with Joey. And why not? Joe's the actor; the performer. So why wouldn't he be the most creative one in the bunch? Sure, Chandler was in advertising, and that does require some original ideas; but Joey's the real story teller. And he tells it so well. Like most things, it's all about the details; the time, the mood, and the setting. However, in this situation, it's all about the place.