Take The Friends Quiz And We'll Guess Your Zodiac
- by Ben Sherlock
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Your zodiac sign says a lot about you. The stars aligned and brought you to being on a certain day in a certain space of time because you are a certain type of person and you have a certain future ahead of you. If you’re an Aquarius, then you’re a progressive, fun-loving, independent, kind, helpful, loyal, decent person. If you’re a Pisces, then you’re compassionate, intuitive, smart, and romantic, albeit a bit of a martyr sometimes. If you’re an Aries, then you’re brave, driven, confident, honest, and thoughtful, although you may have a short temper and be prone to bouts of anger. If you’re a Taurus, then you’re a calm, dedicated, dependable individual. If you’re a Gemini, then you’re gentle and affectionate, even if you can sometimes get anxious and indecisive. If you’re a Cancer, then you’re really emotional and you have a hell of an imagination. If you’re a Leo, then you’re creative, passionate, and full of yourself. If you’re a Virgo, then you’re very practical and hands-on and you’re a hard worker. If you’re a Libra, then you’re nice and diplomatic. If you’re a Scorpio, you’re resourceful. If you’re a Saggitarius, then you’re kind and funny. If you’re a Capricorn, then you’re responsible and disciplined. Point is, everyone has a zodiac sign that points to the kind of person they are. But what do your Friends-related preferences say about you? Take this personality quiz and we’ll guess your zodiac sign!
What would you do if someone stole your “Moist Maker?”
There was a storyline on Friends where Ross had to deal with his rage problem, after erupting with anger at the guy who stole his sandwich full of leftovers from the Thanksgiving dinner that he calls “the Moist Maker.” What would you do if someone did that to you?
Who is your favorite character?
Everyone has their own favorite character out of the main six in Friends. Your favorite will likely be the one you identify with the most. If you’re “the funny one” in your group, then you’ll identify with Chandler. If you’re weird and spiritual and believe in ghosts, you’ll identify with Phoebe. And so it goes. So, who is your favorite character?
What weird pet would you most like to own?
Weird pets became kind of like a hallmark of Friends over the years. You had Ross with his monkey Marcel, Joey and Chandler’s famous chick and duck, and Phoebe’s little family of rats. Which of these weird pets would you most like to own (or hate to own the least)?
Have you ever cheated on anyone?
Friends was a show with a lot of adultery in it. Those characters don’t really like being monogamous. There was the whole 'were they on a break or not?' thing with Ross and the Xerox girl. And then there was the time when Chandler slept with Joey’s girlfriend and then she subsequently cheated on Chandler. Have you ever cheated on anyone?
Does it count as cheating if you’re on a break?
“WE WERE ON A BREAK!!” That line must have been spoken more than any other throughout the ten seasons of Friends. That’s because it’s a longstanding debate. A couple took a break and the guy slept with another girl – but is it cheating? What do you think?
Are you a jealous person in relationships?
It’s easy to be jealous when you’re in a relationship with someone. You like them so much that you want them all to yourself. It’s the downfall of a lot of relationships. Are you the jealous type in your relationships?
Which of these jobs would you most like to have?
Friends was a show about the aimlessness of life when you’re in your twenties. But over the years, the characters did pursue their career goals and got their dream jobs. Which of these jobs would you most like to have?
Unagi or salmon skin roll?
Remember when Ross was learning a martial art named unagi and it became his whole world for a few weeks as he tried to catch Rachel and Phoebe by surprise? And Rachel and Phoebe keep making fun of him? Well, which do you prefer: unagi or salmon skin roll?
Do you believe in revenge?
They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Joey got revenge on Chandler that time when he went into his wardrobe and put on all of his clothes (“I’m Chandler – could I BE wearing any more clothes?”). Do you believe in revenge?
What do you do when faced with bullies?
Remember the episode of Friends where Ross and Chandler are faced with an aggressive pair of bullies who oust them from their couch in Central Perk? It’s relatable, because we’ve all faced bullies in our lives. What do you do when faced with bullies?
You have to move a couch across town – what do you do?
Let’s say you have to move a couch that you’ve just bought from a furniture store across town to your apartment, kind of like Ross did that one time. But there’s a charge for the movers to take it. What do you do?
Do you believe in marriage?
Over ten seasons of Friends, there were a lot of wedding episodes and storylines involving relationships evolving into marriage. Ross declared himself “the Divorce Force” after three failed marriages. Some people want to get married; others don’t. Do you believe in marriage?
Who’s your favorite Friends actor?
For all their talk in the interviews and the press circuit about the cast and crew being “like a family,” the actors on Friends sure did like to threaten to walk out if they didn’t get massive rises in pay. At one point, they were all earning $1 million an episode. Who’s your favorite?
Are you a good friend?
The show is called Friends, and it’s one of the biggest TV shows of all time, but whether or not the characters are actually good friends is sometimes up for debate. Would you consider yourself to be a good friend?
What’s your favorite Phoebe Buffay song?
Across the show, Phoebe Buffay would often perform musical gigs at Central Perk, every time with original tracks. Over the course of 200 or so episodes, we got to listen to quite a lot of Phoebe’s discography. What’s your favorite Phoebe Buffay song?
How do you calm yourself down?
The psychologists of this world have figured out some really terrific anger management techniques. When you get angry or hot-headed, it’s easy to lose control of your actions and get lost in your emotions. How do you calm yourself down if this happens?
What’s your favorite day of the week?
Joey once had trouble understanding the days of the week. He thought that Thursday was the third day, because of how it sounds. It can get very confusing, to be fair to the poor guy. Which day of the week is your favorite?
Who’s your favorite Christmas character?
When Ross wanted to teach his son Ben about the Jewish alternative to Christmas, Hanukkah, his attempts to tell him the story of the Maccabees are thwarted by a whole host of unusual Christmas characters. Which one is your favorite?
Have you ever gotten a spray tan?
Spray tans are a divisive thing. For some people, it’s the only thing giving them any confidence in themselves and their appearance. For others, it’s the ugliest and most asinine thing imaginable. What side of the fence are you on? Have you ever gotten one?
What Friends quote do you relate to the most?
Friends is one of the most endlessly quotable TV shows that has ever found its way to the airwaves. People still quote the show in real life, everyday situations to this day, and the show’s twenty years old. What quote do you relate to the most?
The actor you’re dating tells you the love scene was just acting – do you believe them?
Let’s say you’re dating an actor, like when Chandler was dating Kathy, and they do a play or a movie or a TV show containing a graphic love scene where they get intimate with another actor and it seems very real. They say it’s just acting. Do you believe them?
What do you think Chandler does for a living?
There was a long running debate in Friends – not just among the fans, but among the characters themselves around him, too – about what exactly it was that Chandler did for a job. We saw him do vague stuff in an office. What do you think his job was?
How do you feel about hiring a male nanny to watch your daughter?
Friends has come under fire recently as millennials are finding problems with its handling of social issues. One particularly problematic episode is the one where Ross objects to the hiring of a male nanny. How would you feel about hiring a male nanny to watch your daughter?
Would you like to see a Friends movie?
A Friends movie has been mooted for years, and they keep making fake trailers and trying to decipher possible rumors and reunions. Maybe a movie version of Friends wouldn’t be such a good idea. What do you think about it? Would you like to see one?
What’s your food policy?
Joey doesn’t share food! This fact should be very much apparent to anyone who has ever seen Friends. Monica cooks food. This fact should be even more apparent. Food is a large component in the show. What’s your personal policy on the matter?
Do you believe in ghosts?
Phoebe Buffay constantly mentions having contact with her dead grandmother from beyond the grave, and also talks about how she wants to one day die and come back to haunt her friends. She’s a weird chick. Do you, like Phoebe, believe in ghosts?
Which of these is the craziest thing to do?
By the very nature of it being a situation comedy, Friends contained a lot of wild situations over the years. Some of them were situations you might find yourself in, but others were just outright crazy. Which of these is the craziest thing you can do?
Do you condemn smokers?
Some people just need to smoke to get rid of all the stress and anxiety in their system. For dyslexic people, it gives them something to occupy themselves with, and that helps them. Do you condemn people who choose to smoke?
What’s your favorite thing from Joey and Chandler’s apartment?
In Joey and Chandler’s apartment in Friends, apart from Joey’s handiwork destroying half the place and tearing holes in the wall, there’s a lot of neat little ornaments and trinkets (and stuff). What’s your favorite thing from Joey and Chandler’s apartment?
What’s your favorite ingredient from Rachel’s trifle?
Monica is the chef of the group, but do you remember the time that Rachel decided to try her hand at making dessert for everybody? She tried to make a traditional trifle, but the pages in the recipe book got stuck together and half of it ended up being cottage pie. What’s your favorite ingredient from the recipe?
Which of these is the worst kind of person to sleep with?
On Friends, since it was about a bunch of attractive, single people in the twenties, all of the characters slept with a bunch of people, often crossing over into each other’s families and social circles. Which of these is the worst kind of person to sleep with?
Who was your favorite guest star?
Friends had a whole bunch of great guest actors appear in it over the years. As it got more and more popular as the years went on, they could book higher and higher profile guests. Which of these was your favorite?
Can dating your closest friends ever work out?
A lot of the friends in Friends – supposedly their closest friends – dated each other. It was mostly for storylines, because that’s unrealistic: Ross and Rachel, Rachel and Joey, Chandler and Monica. It’s too much! Do you believe that can ever work out?
Which of Ross’ five celebrity freebies do you find the most attractive?
A lot of couples have that list of the five celebrities they could sleep with without it being classed as cheating (because it’ll never happen). Ross has his list laminated in one episode. Which of Ross’ five celebrity freebies do you find the most attractive?
Which of these Friends’ characters’ favorite movies is YOUR favorite?
Have you ever noticed how Joey, Chandler, and Ross are all aware of Die Hard within the Friends universe and love the movie, and yet they didn’t go, “Oh my God, you look just like Bruce Willis!” when they met Elizabeth’s dad? Weird, right? Which of these Friends’ characters’ favorite movies is YOUR favorite?
