Take the 60 Second Quiz To Find Out Which Teen Mom You Are!
- by Kaline Forrester
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Since 2009 (and really, even before that on 16 and Pregnant), the girls of MTV's Teen Mom franchise have opened up their lives for scrutiny by being on the show. And they have gotten plenty of it- and they continue to. We have basically watched Amber, Catelynn, Maci, Farrah, Jenelle, Chelsea, Leah, and Kailyn grow up from immature and irresponsible teenaged mothers to adults who have gradated college, joined the work force, gotten married, and had more children. For the most part, they have settled down- so much so, that there was a lack of drama and they added a ninth teen mom to Teen Mom 2, Briana Dejesus. She once starred on Teen Mom 3, which was extremely unsuccessful compared to its predecessors, and was cancelled after one season.
All of the teen moms have one major thing in common: the fact that as girls, they became mothers. But that is where the similarities end. Pretty much everything about them is different from one another, from their clothing styles, to their parenting styles, to their decorating styles, to their taste in men. They have, of course, bonded over their shared experience of being on Teen Mom, but they all lead very different lives. If you are a fan of the long-running reality show, you have likely identified with one or two of the moms over the others, and you probably like some of them better, too. But does that mean you are more like them?
It is time to find out which girl from Teen Mom you are. Your result will be based on your love life, family life, beliefs, hobbies, style, and what you would do in certain situations. Maybe you really are like your favorite teen mom- but maybe you will be surprised. There is only one way to find out!
Do you like attention?
The Teen Moms never knew how famous they would become nine years ago when all of this began. But now they get a ton of attention, and likely will for a long time to come. Some of them seem to thrive on it, while others want to get away from it and have even considered leaving the show for more privacy.
Are you a boy mom or a girl mom?
The families of Teen Mom are made up of boys, girls, or one or the other. Leah, for example, has three daughters. Briana has two. Kailyn has three boys, while Jenelle, Chelsea, and Maci have both sons and daughters. What do you have?
What is your clothing style?
The Teen Moms all have one huge thing in common, and that is that they all became mothers at a very young age, of course. But that is where the similarities end, as they are all extremely different from one another. One way their differences are most obvious is by their clothing.
Which product would you be most likely to promote on Instagram?
Like the Bachelor and Bachelorette stars, the stars of the Teen Mom franchise are known to use their social media (especially Instagram) to promote products and earn money doing so. Some examples include Kailyn promoting Shake It Baby tummy-flattening shakes.
Which baby-naming style do you most appreciate?
Baby name lists are everywhere, and really, these days, anything goes when it comes to naming your little bundle of joy (and we have seen some real doozies!). If you had a little one on the way (and maybe you do), which style of name would you be most likely to give him or her?
If you'd gotten pregnant in high school, how would your parents have reacted?
It kind of comes down to the luck of the draw in this situation. Some parents, like Chelsea's, were disappointed but supportive, and backed her financially. Other parents, like Farrah's, tried to be there for their daughter but wound up doing more damage than anything else. How would your parents have reacted?
What is your hair color?
Sometimes when the Teen Moms are on stage with Dr. Drew or Nessa for a reunion show, they look like a rainbow of colors with all their different shades of hair. From Amber's pink hair to Chelsea's red hair to Farrah's black hair and Leah's blonde hair, they are one colorful bunch.
Choose a Snapchat filter.
Just as the stars of Teen Mom are all over your television, Facebook, Instagram, etc., so are they all over Snapchat, and many times with fun filters on their photos and videos. What is your favorite Snapchat filter to use?
Which baby is the cutest?
This year has been the year of the Teen Moms having more babies! Jenelle, Chelsea, Kailyn, and Briana have all welcomed new bundles of joy to their families this year. And now Amber is pregnant, too! This means that Farrah is now the only mom who has only had one baby.
On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like selfies?
Everyone loves selfies these days, it seems. And that includes the Teen Moms! Visit any one of their social media accounts, and you will be bombarded by cute selfies with their significant others, their kids, their pets, etc.
What kids movie would you like to watch?
It is hard to choose just one favorite kids movie, so we will not ask you to. However, of the four following awesome kids films, which one would you most like to watch with your little one, or even without a kid?
Who would you rather marry?
The general consensus among Teen Mom fans is that Cole DeBoer, Chelsea's husband, is one of the best. People also seem to really like Maci's husband, Taylor McKinney (minus the beard, though), as well as Leah's ex-husband Corey and Caitlin's husband, Tyler. But the rest of them are questionable. If you HAD to marry one, which would it be?
If you HAD to choose, who would you pick as your parent?
Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 are full of parents- the good, the bad, and the ugly. And some of the original Teen Mom kids are eight and nine years old by now, just seven or eight years away from the age their parents were when they had them! It may not be too long before they have kids of their own, making their parents grandparents already!
You are...
There are 12 Teen Moms who have starred on the show after 16 and Pregnant, if you count Teen Mom 3 (which many people do not). Single, dating, engaged, married, and even divorced moms have been the stars of the show, so which are you?
Who is the hottest?
There has been plenty of eye candy throughout nine seasons of Teen Mom, Teen Mom 2, and Teen Mom 3. Unfortunately, most of those teen dads have turned out to be d-bags. But guys like Nathan and Adam (and of course Cole) are definitely nice to look at in between all the drama.
How many baby daddies do you have?
Much has been made about Teen Moms Kailyn and Jenelle this year having three baby daddies each. Since being teenagers, Jenelle has been pregnant five times (including her miscarriage and abortion) by five men (she has three living children by three different men). Kailyn has been pregnant four times by three men. How about you?
Choose a place to live.
One of the cool things about Teen Mom is that the girls come from all different parts of the country. Tyler and Caitlin live in Michigan, Chelsea lives in Nebraska, Farrah lives in Texas/California, Jenelle lives in North Carolina, Briana lives in Florida, Amber lives in Indiana, Kailyn lives in Delaware, and the list goes on. Which part of the country would you prefer to live in?
What is your worst quality?
Bad qualities: we all have them, and most of us have plenty more than just one bad quality. Take Jenelle, for example. She is one of the most talked-about Teen Moms, and people are really hard on her for the way she parents, her relationship with her mom, having three baby daddies, etc. The poor girl cannot seem to do anything right. What is your worst quality?
What is your best quality?
Humans are, as a whole, both good and bad. No person is either all good or all bad. We are a mix of both. A good example is Leah. She is loved by her fans, but has also been criticized for abusing her prescription pills. Likewise, Farrah is an extremely hard worker, but she is not a very nice person. As people, we take the good with the bad. What is your best quality?
Let's play "Would You Rather?" with the exes... Who would you rather be with?
Let's face it; none of the choices below are desirable. But at one time (not even that long ago), all four of these men were wanted by the ladies of Teen Mom. So would you rather "be with" super fat Gary, super weird Kieffer, super high Ryan, or super jerk Adam? The choice is yours...
Choose a kid to raise.
We don't get to choose our kids, but luckily we end up loving them anyway. Everyone thinks their own kid is cute, and for the most part perfect. Just look at Farrah; she probably thinks Sophia is super cute and perfect. Of the following four kids, which would you prefer to raise?
Choose one label that best describes you
If you had to choose a label for yourself (either how you see yourself or how others see you), what would that label be? Most likely it would not be one of these four, but choose the one that is the closest. Would you be a tomboy, a girly-girl, a screw-up, or Little Miss Perfect?
Choose a fabric.
Choose your preferred fabric- for anything. Which would you be most likely to wear, have in your house, etc.? It will say a lot about which Teen Mom girl you are most like. Do you know what your fabric choice says about you?
Where do you live?
The Teen Moms all live in very different kinds of homes. Farrah has a huge, luxurious house. Briana lives in an apartment with her mom, sister, and two daughters. Maci and Chelsea live in big homes in the countryside. Kailyn lives in the suburbs. Catelynn lives in an 1869 octagon farmhouse. Where do you live, and in what type of house?
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Farrah Abraham has been in the news a lot for many things, one of them being her plastic surgery. Briana and Kailyn have also made headlines in the Teen Mom world for having work done on themselves. Would you ever go under the knife for cosmetic reasons?
Would you ever do a porno?
Farrah Abraham may not be the only Teen Mom to have gotten plastic surgery, but so far she is the only one to have made a porno for money. And she got a LOT of flack for it. If you were famous and were offered a million dollars to make a porno, would you?
Do you have any tattoos?
Teen Mom stars Kailyn and Maci have a lot of tattoos, while some of the other girls have none, at all. Most of them, however, do have at least one, even if it is a tattoo that is small, private, or something they got just for themselves and do not show off. Do you have any tattoos?
Your favorite drink is...
Partying was a lot more of a thing for the Teen Moms back when they were, well, teenagers. As they have gotten older though, they have begun to settle down and party less. But we still see them enjoying an occasional adult beverage. Which is your favorite adult drink?
What is your parenting style?
Even if you are not a parent, you likely have an idea of how you would parent (then again, so does everyone who doesn't have a kid yet!). From the choices below, tell us which is the closest style of parenting to yours. By doing so you will also be clueing us in to which Teen Mom you are most like.
What was the worst thing to ever happen to you?
Sadly, we must get serious for a moment and talk about the harder parts of life. Some people accuse Teen Mom of encouraging young girls to get pregnant, because the stars all now have expensive houses, cars, and lifestyles. But they have had their hardships too, like when the love of Farrah's life died while she was pregnant with Sophia.
Which reality show would you go on?
Often times, once a reality star becomes famous, he or she will go on to be on more reality shows, like Jess and Cody from Big Brother, who competed on the most recent season of The Amazing Race. Or Teen Mom's Farrah, who was also on Celebrity Big Brother, Couples Therapy, Botched, and many more.
Besides family, what is the most important thing in life?
Most people would say that family comes before anyone else. The people we love are the most important things to us, in most cases. So aside from that, what do you value the most? Money, fun, travel, or romance? All are great, but you can only choose one!
What is most your "scene"?
By this we mean, where are you most likely to be found? Which scene calls to you the most, or seems the most appealing? Where do you like to spend your time? It could be almost anywhere. A lot of the Teen Moms are homebodies, and there is nothing wrong with that, especially if you are a momma to little ones.
Whose tell-all would you read?
Last but not least, whose life intrigues you the most? Which book by which Teen Mom would have you interested enough to buy and spend time reading? Fans of the show know the moms pretty well by now, but tell-alls have way more juicy details than MTV can show.
How soon would you introduce your child to your new man?
All moms have their own philosophies on when it is appropriate to introduce a new man into their children's lives. Some moms even go a whole year of dating someone before letting them meet their kids! And then on the other end of the spectrum, you have someone like Jenelle, who seems to have a new man every other month and has no problem treating them like he is all of her kids' dad.
