Survive A Desert Island To See Which Blonde Would Keep You Company
- by Erica Blair
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Getting trapped on a deserted island far away from your friends, family and favorite football team could suck big time. Sure, you'd have crystal blue waters, sand and the best sashimi you could ask for, but you'd also be super bored. If you found yourself in this predicament, you'd need a stunning companion to help you pass the time- and who better than one of television's sexiest leading ladies? These blonde bombshells dominate primetime and our hearts with their girl-next-door charm and undisputable great looks. What sun-soaked lovely would be your deserted island companion? Take the quiz below and find out!
In 35 short questions, we'll whittle down your tastes and give you a TV beauty worthy of paradise! All you need to do is answer honestly and tell us a little bit about yourself and what your dream woman is like, and we'll do the rest. Will you be paired with girl-next-door knockout Kaley Cuoco, or sexy siren Amber Heard? Does the one-and-only Jennifer Aniston belong in your tropical paradise, or will you be soaking up some rays with Kristen Bell or Hayden Panettiere? We'll let you know what primetime hottie will be rubbing sunscreen on your back! Are you ready to meet your beach babe? Let's get started!
What is the first thing you do when you arrive on your island?
You open your eyes and see that you've washed up on the shore of a tropical paradise. After you rub your eyes to make sure you're not dreaming, what's your first move?
How do you protect yourselves from predators?
It never fails. A wildcat or enormous lizard always shows up to spoil the fun in the tropics. What would the contestants on Survivor do? More to the point, how do you protect yourself?
Bikini or one piece?
We know you love skinnydipping, but your girl's gotta wear something sometimes, right? When it comes to swimwear, tell us what your favorite type is. Do you love the one-piece or is it all about the bikini?
What kind of structure do you build for the two of you?
Sleeping under the star might be romantic sometimes, but it's not a long-term solution. Hello, malaria? Monsoons? You need to get yourself a proper structure, ASAP. What do you build for the two of you?
Pick a specific quality of your dream girl?
What does your dream girl have that sets her apart from everyone else? Tell us the one quality that you simply can't resist and we'll let you know what blonde goddess you can look forward to seeing on your island!
What skill does she bring to the table?
Your dream girl is smoking hot, but is she also useful? The two of you are trapped on a deserted island, so she'd better bring something to the table that can help out. Choose from the options below!
What’s your dream girl’s beach style?
When you're not lounging around al fresco, or in tiny bikinis, what's your dream girl wearing? What kind of style does she have that turns you on and makes her that perfect blend of sexy and adorable all at once?
Are you a better listener or talker?
Now let's switch that spotlight to you. Are you a better listener or talker? Let us know if you're the one who's always soaking up other people's problems like a sponge, or venting problems of your own to everyone.
How do you deal with natural disasters?
Oh no, monsoon's a-coming and you and your girl are totally vulnerable on the beach! No worries though, right? You got this one! What's your master plan for dealing with the worst weather on your island?
A rescue package arrives with one item from home. What is it?
As amazing as unlimited sun, sea and gorgeous beach babe may be, you're still going to miss the comforts of home. What is one thing that would appear in your dream care package? Tell us below!
What island delicacy will you eat all of the time?
Let's switch it from products back home to the delicacies you can enjoy on your private tropical paradise. There's unlimited fruit and the freshest seafood and fish in the world! What delicacy would you eat all the time?
What’s your plan for getting rescued?
All good things must come to an end, so sooner or later you'll have to think about getting rescued. What's your master plan to get off your personal paradise? Let us know how you'd get back to civilization!
Fill in the blank, challenges are ___________
Here's where we get a chance to really tap into the inner workings of your mind. Tell us what you do when confronted with a big challenge. How do you react? On the island, you'll have plenty, so answer honestly!
Who is more fearless, you or her?
Now, you'll have to answer honestly for this one. No cheating! Tell us who the most fearless of the two of you is. Are you the adventurous leader, or is she the one who is forging paths and finding solutions?
What scares you the most?
We're not letting you off that easy. Piggybacking on the last question is our next one- and you need to tell us what scares you the most. Even if your biggest fear isn't on here, just pick the closest one.
Do you try to escape the island on your own?
All of your big signal fires and huge signs on the beach aren't working for you. What's a stranded guy to do? Desperation and boredom are setting in and you're about to lose your mind, Castaway style. What do you do?
How did you get there in the first place?
You wound up on this island for a reason. What was it? Did your Carnival cruise hit a reef and go down? Were you the only survivor of a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle? Tell us how you got to be stranded.
What is your best quality?
Now it's time to brag, hot stuff! What sets you apart from all of the other men and has the ladies lining up? What secret charm do you have that makes all the girls weak in the knees. Spill it stud!
Can you make a fire?
Show off your skills! One of the biggest things you'll need to do when stranded on your island is spark up a fire to bring the warmth and cook up your dinner of tropical fish. The big question is, can you light a fire?
How combative are you, really?
Are you the kind of guy whose fuse is short, or do you have the patience of Gandhi? Do you live to pick arguments on Facebook, or are you pretty chilled out? What we're wondering is, how combative are you?
Would you consider yourself an extrovert or an introvert?
There are several shades of each, but we all skew one way or the other so the question is; are you an extrovert or introvert at heart? This will help us determine which blonde beauty belongs on your island!
How do you two deal with boredom?
It's inevitable. Even if you and your dream girl click, have the most amazing conversations and mind-blowing sex, you're still going to have those fleeting moments of boredom. How do you deal with these situations?
What would you rather have, books or movies?
It's a miracle! You can have a little entertainment on your island (aside from each other, of course). Unfortunately, you only get to choose one. So what will it be? Will books or movies fill your long days?
What is your worst quality?
What is your worst quality? We know it can be difficult to admit it, but we all have flaws. Most of us have something we're insecure about. Dig deep and let us know what you think you could do better.
Are you a party animal?
Back home away from this desolate island, what was your party style? Were you the center of attention, or did you kinda hang more by the sidelines? Were you an epic party animal, or the dude who stood by the ranch dip?
How good are you at building things?
You're going to need to build tons of things on the island- a shelter for one, but also any boats you want to use for rescue attempts or just to get out there and catch some fish. You'll need to be a little handy. Are you?
What is your island pet?
You need a furry little buddy to keep you company and stave off boredom in your island paradise. What kind of animal will be your loyal companion and helper? Let us know from the choices below.
What dessert do you miss most from home?
Even if you don't have a sweet tooth, we're betting there's at least one sugary treat that you're missing from back home. Tell us which dessert you've been dreaming about and we'll tell you who your island dream girl is!
Fill in the blank, independent women are _______
Do you love a girl who knows what she wants, or are you the more traditional type? Let us know if you think all the women should be independent, or if you're more comfortable leading the pack. Choose below!
What iconic movie hero do you identify with most?
Ever since you were a kid you've been watching adventure and superhero movies. Your childhood was probably filled with playing scenarios where you were Indiana Jones, Luke Skywalker, or Iron Man!
Tell us one quality you can’t stand in a person?
We all have our dealbreakers, so let's talk about yours! What quality is an absolute scorched Earth, red flag, no-go zone for you? If your girl was totally perfect otherwise, which of these would make you run for the hills?
What is better, routine or adventure?
Your long days on the island are going to be full of the same old routine, but you can bet your butt that there will be some challenges and adventures thrown in. Which one do you prefer? Let us know below!
How do you spend lonely days on the island?
It's inevitable. You're going to get lonely even with the woman of your dreams nearby. What's a guy to do? How do you spend the time that you're lonely? Let us know by selecting one of the choices below!
What modern convenience do you miss most from home?
Being on an island is awesome- you've got great food, good conversation, and amazing scenery, but we're willing to bet that you're missing a thing or two from home. Maybe it's dreams of your iPhone or Alexa?
What would make you snap on your dream girl?
You're a pretty laid back dude, but there are a few things that really get under your skin. Let us know what would make you snap out on your dream girl from the options below and we'll reveal your island queen!
