Table for one? No problem, right this way please. We'll bring one drink over and a meal for one shortly. To be honest, our service takes a little long sometimes, and you won't really be sitting with anyone. But, that's alright. We have a pass time for guests like you, a little quiz one might say. By the time you're done with it, we should have your order ready.
What's this quiz about? Well, it answers a question that a lot of single people tend to have on their minds: whether they'll ever find someone, or be single forever. Despite how you might reason through things, it's hard to avoid thoughts like this. So, for fun, we thought we'd help you figure it out.
Is this quiz authoritative? Is it a cosmic document sent down from above to predict the future? We can't tell you that. Maybe you're the authority over your life, and you decide what your fate is.
Let's not say guess one way or another. It's a beautiful day, and there's a fun little quiz for you to complete. Maybe you'll find a partner someday and live happily ever after. Or maybe, if you fail this test, you'll be single forever.
Did you get here by Googling the words "single forever"?
Wait a minute, how did you even get here? Did this pop up after a friend shared it, or were you specifically looking for this web page? We need to know before continuing here. Come on, you can tell us. We won't tell anyone.
Are you antisocial?
If you're anything like McLovin over here, the chances of you being single forever spikes up like crazy. You might not be that awkward, but maybe you're antisocial to some degree. What do you think? Are you antisocial?
Do you compare every new person you meet to your ex?
When you meet a new person that could be a potential partner, do you instantly start comparing them to the last person you dated? That could be a sign that you're meant to be with them, or that you're not quite over the relationship.
Does it have to be on social media for it to be real love?
Some people go about their romantic lives as though they're starring in a reality TV show. For some people, finding out that there aren't a legion of fans waiting for relationship updates might come as tough news. Are you one of them?
Are you the official third wheeler of the group?
Everyone eventually gets caught in the role of third wheel, whether they like it or not. Thing is, if you're always being the third wheel in your group, that might mean that everyone is a little too used to the idea of you being single. That includes you.
Does text flirting seem like a foreign language?
When you text flirt with someone, do you need to Google terms to make sure you're doing it right? If that's the case, maybe you need to go back to dating school. Too bad there's no such thing as dating school. You'll have to learn to text flirt on your own.
Does IRL flirting seem like a foreign language?
Of course, you could get away from text flirting if you can manage the thing in real life. However, that's even harder to plenty of people. The sense of separateness that comes from text flirting provides a shield, for sure. What do you think?
Do you think of Netflix as more of a friend than an app?
Netflix is great, and there aren't many reasons to say otherwise. Like all things, we must enjoy Netflix with a balanced mindset. If one's socializing time is taken up by all the Netflix series in the world, that person might be single forever.
Do you fall in love with almost every available person you meet?
Love at first sight is a beautiful thing, and it might have happened to you. Or, maybe you're the extreme case, and you can't help but fall head over heels for anyone available person you happen to run into.
How much do you care about Valentine's Day?
Has Valentine's Day passed already, or is it coming up? Do you even know when Valentine's Day is? Do you even care? To some people, this is just another calendar day, where you wake up and do some stuff before going back to bed.
Would you say you're selfish?
Look within, past the stories you might tell yourself to make you feel better. No one is entirely selfish or selfless at the end of the day, but everyone knows which way they lean. Do you generally operate to get yourself ahead, or to get yourself and others ahead?
Do you enjoy a night on the town?
A night on the town can be beneficial for a number of reasons. For one, you get to be blackout wasted and have a lot of fun that you won't remember. During that time, you might even meet a fun person who texts you the next day.
Are your standards insanely high?
Mathematically speaking, the higher your standards for dating are, the lower your chances of eventually finding someone you'd accept as a partner. If you can't enjoy a simple drink of Pepsi with a simply human being, you might be waiting a while.
How good are you at cooking for one?
We're not asking how good you are at cooking here, we're asking about your powers in cooking for one. We're referring, specifically, to how good you are at playing Netflix shows while cooking, and dividing suggested recipe quantities into one portion.
Do you have trust issues?
Wonder Woman may or may not have some trust issues, but we won't make the mistake of suggesting she iron those out, not when she's drawing her sword like that. We do feel comfortable enough to ask you, though.
Do you work mostly alone or with lots of people?
Let's go back to mathematics, because they're so reliable: you have a much better chance of finding a relationship if you work with a bunch of people. Working alone is fun too, but not the most useful setup when you're looking to meet someone.
How many hobbies do you have?
There's no need to worry that your hobbies will keep you stuck in the single loop forever. It's important to do things that are fun on your spare time. However, if you have two handfuls of hobbies plus a full time job, you'll need to cut some of that out if you eventually want to be with someone.
Are you a control freak?
If you're a control freak, there's no need to be ashamed. Something like that is enacted and felt on a spectrum; maybe you seek to exert control over a very small number of important things in your life. However, if your aim is to control your relationship, you might be repelling your partners.
Which is better: meeting someone on a dating app or the old-fashioned way?
Are you a student of the new school of dating or the old one? When you look for someone to spend your idle time with, do you look to the real world, or do you dig into your pocket? Let us know, and we'll see if you ever find someone.
How good are you at sharing food?
Look at Joey. That's Joey, right there. Joey doesn't share food. He doesn't share it with you, he doesn't share it with anybody. He doesn't have to be that way, but that's the way he is. Is that the way you are? Do you share food?
Do you feel like you've been waiting forever for the perfect someone?
Some people wait forever and ever to meet their soulmate, only to eventually look back on a life lived alone. But don't let that get you down. The past doesn't mean much compared to what's happening right now. But for fun, click a button.
Would you say you're decisive?
A decisive person goes for what they want without thinking much. A person who isn't so decisive might spend too long thinking before taking a late action. No one way of living is ultimately better than another, maybe, but one of them leads to more relationships.
Is it easy for you to express yourself to others?
Being in a relationship means opening yourself up to the vulnerability of outward expression. Inner thoughts are nice and safe in your mind, but letting them out every so often can bring great benefit. What do you think?
Do you give the benefit of the doubt to new people you meet?
In order to meet someone new, you first have to... meet someone new. That experience can be cut real short if you already think little of them. When you meet a stranger, is your first instinct to recoil, or do you give them the benefit of the doubt?
Do you dream of one day having a robot partner?
For a lot of people these days, technology seems to be teasing an answer to loneliness. Robots are becoming more like humans every day, and one day we might see a lot of people marrying their operating systems. Will you be one of them?
Are you the go-to wingperson of the group?
Everyone needs a wingperson, or at least some of us do. Unless every romantic encounter comes to you as naturally as breathing, it helps to have a friend support you during those nights out. However, if you've been designated as that person, there might be something going on.
How important is physical intimacy in a relationship?
Physical intimacy is a prerequisite to a relationship between two human beings, at least it is in the vast majority of cases. However, to some people, the physical part is everything, and the rest just comes on the side.
Can you live without doing the deed?
Doing the deed is great, don't get us wrong. We were sort of made to do the deed, so not doing it for a long time can come with some side effects. But, if most of your life is based on the deed, you need to balance some stuff out.
Right now, how many cats do you have at home?
Be honest, and look at that picture. That's a lot of cats, isn't it? Or, if you have that many cats at home yourself, this might seem like a totally normal picture. Which is it? Right now, how many cats are there at home?
Which is better: pets or human friends?
We're social creatures, but society can be tough sometimes. That's where a good pet can come in. Pets are part of society, don't think we're disrespecting their citizenship. But, they're a little different from us. Do you prefer the company of pets over humans?
How nomadic are you?
Are you a true nomad, like the Croods pictured here? Do you just hop from one place to another, feeling bothered if you stay anywhere for too long? If that's the case, you'll be having a lot of fun, but nomads tend to have a smaller chance of settling down.
Do you sleep like a starfish every night?
Starfish sleep great. They just lay out there, soaking life in, not caring about much at all. People sometimes emulate the sleeping positions of starfish, though those people are exclusively single. Because you can't sleep like that in a relationship.
Would you say you're a nightmare to be around?
We figure you're the best person to ask. You know yourself better than anyone else, after all. But for a second, imagine you're watching yourself hang out with your friends. Do you seem like a cool human being, or an absolute horror to be around?
Do you want to be single forever?
Some people just want to be single forever, and that's fine. There's no rule saying that we need to be paired with someone. Maybe you're the type to prefer wandering solo for the long run. Let us know if you are.
Do you deserve love?
If you want to be with someone, and you feel like you've been alone for a while, don't lose hope. Someone is out there for you, and you'll find each other when the time comes. In order for that to happen, you need to believe that you deserve it. Do you?