Play Who'd You Rather With These Celebs And We'll Rate Your “Game”
- by Chris Flynn
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LeBron James has “game.” So does Kenyon Martin. It’s just that LeBron’s “game” is at a much higher level. On the basketball court, that is. The kind of “game” we’ll be discussing here today is a bit of a different beast. We’ll be talking about “game” in terms of wooing the opposite sex. In particular, the level of a man’s “game” when he's pursuing a foxy female.
For a lot of guys, the thrill of the chase is more satisfying than the catch. Loads of guys thoroughly enjoy a bit of a challenge. They would rather reel in their own fish than be handed one that's cooked and ready for consumption. They would feel better earning a dollar than having it given to them. When it comes to women, some dudes would rather go through the ritual of winning a woman’s heart instead of having her simply give in without a fight. Of, course, this isn’t true for everybody. There are those who follow the path of least resistance. Sure, who doesn’t like an easy score now and then? There’s nothing wrong with that, but doing so consistently shows that you really don’t have much “game.”
We often hear guys moaning about how “she’s out of my league” or “she’d never date a guy like me.” These guys have no “game.” The guys with game look at those same women and see a challenge which they're prepared to accept and are willing to conquer at almost any cost. A good “game” means being confident, courageous, smart, and perceptive. Where's your “game” level at? Not sure? All you need to do is pick the hotter female celeb and we’ll tell you your “game” level.
A close race
Here's a diverse group of individuals. Depending on which one you pick, you're going to have to fine-tune your game plan. It’s difficult to choose as they're all pretty hot. If it becomes too much of a dilemma, you can always blindfold yourself and toss a dart at your computer monitor.
Kittens and Cougars
We’ve got a couple of very voluptuous veteran singers and a couple of smoking-hot actresses that have more than likely appeared in the daydreams of many guys over the years. From cute kittens to predatory cougars, there's a little something here for everyone’s tastes. What will your flavor be?
A good time to run the play action
A couple of beautiful blondes and a pair of bombshell brunettes are waiting to see what you’ve got to offer. It will be easier to impress some more than others, so you must put some thought into your selection. Is it going to be a thrilling chase or more like shooting fish in a barrel?
Who’s hotter?
Would you even have the guts to approach one of these luscious lasses if you had the chance? Your knees would be shaking, your head would be pounding, and the palms of your hands would be sweating. It’s a good thing that this is just an anonymous questionnaire and not the real thing. Who’s hotter?
What are your favorite assets?
Picking one of these stunners will be a challenge, but we’re sure that you’re up to it. This group features rear ends of all shapes and sizes for those of you who are preoccupied with such a feature. Be warned, though. One or two of these ladies have seen guys with a very high game level.
Even if you were on a deserted island...
Let’s face it - even if you were all alone on a deserted tropical island with one of these women, you still wouldn’t stand much of a chance with any of them. Well, you might have a shot at Rihanna, but it would be far from easy. You’ve got all you can handle and then some with the others. Who’s the sexiest one?
Kim, Mila, and a couple of Jessicas
Here we have a bit of a mixed bag for you to choose from. We’ve got perhaps one of the biggest female celebrities on this list, along with a couple hot and talented actress and a successful singer. Which one of these sexy vixens would you rather take a run at?
Your lucky day
It didn’t seem like it was your lucky day when your car broke down on that deserted road, but now that you're being given a ride by Maria Menounos, Hilary Duff, Sharon Stone, and Sophia Bush, it looks like your luck is changing. The bad news is that they're all complaining. The great news is that they're complaining about how lonely they are. Who's the hottest of these hotties?
Is this a dream?
It seems like some kind of a weird dream, but you’ve pinched yourself a few times, and you’re pretty sure that it’s real. Heck, even if it is a dream, it’s shaping up to be a good one. You’re all alone at a dance, and you notice that four gorgeous women are giving you the eye. It dawns on you that you recognize all of them. Which one do you want most?
How do you pick just one?
There are some chicks out there who, despite being super hot, not even the most desperate of guys would touch with a ten-foot pole. Then we have these babes whom almost any dude in his right mind would risk it all for just to get a shot at them. Which one would you choose?
An unlikely foursome
It’s pretty difficult to come up with a scenario in which Olivia Wilde, Ariel Winter, Angelina Jolie, and Jill Duggar are all involved unless it has something to do with group therapy. So, let’s say you’re sitting in on a sex-addiction group session, and the aforementioned are present. Whom would you bring your game level up for?
Next stop, Cougartown
This group of well-seasoned actresses should definitely appeal to guys who love cougars. A couple of beauties from the television show Friends, the most famous Baywatch babe, and then there’s Jenny from the block. These ladies have likely heard every pickup line there is, so you’ll need to think outside the box. Who do you think is the foxiest?
A lot of curves in this bunch!!
Sofia Vergara has a nice set of lips, while Drew Barrymore has some nice contours. Tia Mowry’s got a fabulous smile, and Britney Spears, well, she’s officially reached milf status and is holding up fairly well. Take your time. There’s no hurry, but you’ll eventually need to choose the hottest among the four.
The nicely arranged or the totally deranged?
Rachel McAdams has been busy, having been in several movies over the past couple of years, while Sarah Drew continues on with her role of the sexy Dr. Kepner in Grey’s Anatomy. The ageless Halle Berry was in three movies in 2017, and we added Amanda Bynes as an option in case you have a thing for crazy chicks.
The outskirts of Cougartown
Sure, Jennifer Connelly might be a bit past her prime, but she’s still quite the stunner with mass appeal. We could probably say the same about Leelee Sobieski, Amy Adams, and even a 34-year-old Nicky Minaj. There might be a bit of mileage on those tires, but they still have plenty of tread left. Which one are you most attracted to?
On today’s menu, we have four dishes
A young woman who writes about her breakups, a sultry model turned actress, an actress turned singer, and an older Disney veteran make up this grouping. Do you go for Taylor’s full red lips, Ariana’s doughnut-licking prowess, Cara’s amazing blue eyes, or Tamera’s buxom beauty? It’s entirely up to you.
Three brunettes and a blonde walk into a bar...
Nina Dobrev is currently working on three different movies, while Audrina Patridge is working on getting a divorce. Meanwhile, Tina Fey can’t be slowed down and looks amazing at 47. A 45-year-old Gwyneth Paltrow has audiences drooling every time she fills the role of Virginia “Pepper” Potts. They're all hotties, but you may only pick one.
Heartbreak Hotel
Here are four entertaining women who are quite well known for getting around. You’d need an abacus to add up the number of partners that they’ve gone through, and you'd definitely want a calculator to figure out their combined ages. However, all you need is your eyes to see which one you think is the hottest.
A true test of your game level
Who could resist a beauty pageant winner like Ali Landry or a scrumptious stunner like Katherine Heigl? It would be understandable if you were intimidated by a p*rn star like Briana Banks or a young powerhouse such as Kristen Stewart, but that's just a test of your game level. For which one would you take up the challenge?
A royal dilemma
Let’s take a look at a couple of television princesses, a p*rn princess, and a real-life princess. They might be royalty in their own separate realms, but they're also royalty when it comes to getting a guy’s testosterone flowing. Which one of them would you most desire to have as your princess?
A bountiful billing of blondes
Selecting one of these lovely ladies might prove difficult for those who are partial to blondes. Each one has the kind of looks that could launch a thousand ships, and each one has used those looks to her advantage. Flip a coin, draw straws, or do the rock, paper, scissors thing if you need to, but you have to pick one.
Four spicy dishes
A genie in a bottle, a young sensation who shook it up, a singer with a lot of soul, and an infamous socialite are your choices here. They have vastly different personalities, but they're all foxy, and we’re not here judging personalities. We’re concentrating strictly on looks and who you think is the hottest.
Mirror mirror on the wall
These next four women have all experienced their struggles and have been the center of a few controversies, although the level of each differs significantly. They also all happen to be extremely attractive, which is why we're here. Which one of these hotties is the fairest of them all in your eyes?
Who’s the tall flower?
Jamie Grace and Tamra Judge might be polar opposites, and they're both completely different from Danielle Panabaker and Maiara Walsh, who have a few things in common. One common thread that they all share is their outrageous beauty. Which of the four would you most like to stare at all day long?
One of these things is not like the others, three of these things are kinda the same...
We’re not going to let you get out of this quiz so easily. This final grouping of ladies is the toughest field to choose from, and your selection will go a long way toward finding out what your game level is. Let’s finish this off!! Is Tila Tequila, Melissa McCarthy, Lindsay Lohan, or Kate Moss the hottest of the four?
