Play Shameless Never Have I Ever: How Long Would You Make It As A Gallagher?

Shameless never have i ever

Would you burn your own children's credit scores to buy stuff you'll never pay for? Would you break into a courier truck and pass out the contents to everyone in town? Would you pull off a valet scam to pay the property tax, telling hundreds of people that a popular band was playing just so they'd park for five minutes? Would you sell quiz answers and custom history essays in the cafeteria? Do you have the stomach to survive in the Gallagher family?

They may be a shameless lot, but the Gallagher family just does what they need to survive day by day. It just so happens that the lengths they need to go to are of jaw-dropping proportions. To make it as a member of this family, you have to be ready to own a tablet for the first time in your life and then have it stripped away just to pay the bills. You must be prepared to have your mother waltz back into your life and then bumble around messing everything up, just to slink away again.

If you think you have the guts to take on the Gallagher life head-on, by all means take on this quiz.

Question 1

Have you ever shared a room with a sibling?

sharing a room

Some kids grow up sharing a room. Others find the idea horrendous. Some do both. Did you share a room growing up, maybe only long enough to drive each other up a wall? Did you find a way to make it work, or did you never have to? To survive as a Gallagher, you have to be ready to see a lot more of your siblings.

Question 2

Have you ever cussed out your mom or dad?

don't yell at child

Most parents work as hard as they can, sacrifice all that they need to, and bond with their kids as much as possible. The Gallagher parents are not most parents. Have you had a moment when you just couldn't take it anymore and had to tell one of your parents exactly how you felt?

Question 3

Have you ever cleaned someone else's toilet?

toilet

It's one thing to clean your own toilet. It's quite another to clean a stranger's toilet. Better yet, there are plenty of public toilets to clean. Those have their own special smell, especially the ones at parks and camp sites. Have you braved one of these frightful toilets with a cleaning brush?

Question 4

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Horse back riding child

Guess what no Gallagher has ever done: taken horse back riding lessons. It just wasn't on the menu for the poor family living in an old house together in Chicago. If you have had quality time brushing a horse's mane and polishing its hooves (or whatever horse owners do), you're probably just too pampered to be a Gallagher.

Question 5

Have you ever had no presents on your birthday?

tantrum

Has a holiday ever crept by with no presents, maybe handmade cards or special dinners but no store-bought presents in sight? Has your family ever been flat broke at a time when you were too young to get a job, yourself? If you have met this situation head on and lived to tell the tale, there may be some Gallagher in you after all.

Question 6

Have you ever lied to shift the blame off yourself?

When it's between you and someone you don't like, it's tempting to throw the other person to the wolves. Have you done it? Tons of us have done it or had it done to us as kids. That does not feel good. Knowing that, have you done what you need to do in order to get through an escapade intact?

Question 7

Have you ever sold your stuff to pay the rent?

Shameless Veronica and Kevin shocked

When it comes between your Xbox and keeping the lights on, sometimes the cool but useless things have to be set free. Have your hot dresses or sweet video games gone to a better place in order to make rent? Have you ever sold furniture or collectibles in order to make ends meet, maybe even an instrument? Then you are ready for the Gallagher lifestyle.

Question 8

Have you ever taken a bet for money?

Pikachu licks a pole

What is the craziest thing you have done for cash? Have you eaten super spicy food or jumped into a freezing lake on a money bet? Have you jumped out of a window or eaten expired food out of a bet you couldn't afford to refuse? If a Gallagher is crazy enough to do it, maybe you can too.

Question 9

Have you ever eaten at a 5-star restaurant?

fancy restaurant

Some families visit a fancy restaurant on special occasions. It may be a joint birthday celebration, a get-together to celebrate a promotion, or an anniversary event. Other families have a home-cooked meal. That meal may be great. Some take hours to prepare and use old family recipes, but there are no hot towels in sight.

Question 10

Have you ever been sent to detention?

empty classroom detention

There are so many reasons to go to detention. You may show up late to class without an apology, you might get caught calling someone names, or who knows what else. Have you ever found yourself in a quiet room sitting at a desk, not even allowed to do homework? It's great prep work for the Gallagher lifestyle.

Question 11

Have you ever changed a diaper?

changing a diaper

Do you have your brown badge of honor? Have you ever wiped poop off a baby's butt? Diapers are expensive but the Gallagher family always finds a way. Are you prepared to do the unspeakable and clean fecal matter off of a sibling's butt? Could you do it if it meant freeing up one of your siblings to stop your dad from selling the car?

Question 12

Have you ever eaten abandoned food?

abandoned chips, uneaten

Have you ever grabbed abandoned fries off a table? Have you ever grabbed a full bag of chips out of the trash? Do you accept your friends' scraps when they get full? All of these are core components of urban survival, at least for those with no lunch money of their own.

Question 13

Have you ever been in a fight?

Shameless when Liam got in a fight

Has there ever been a time when you have traded blows with someone? Shouting matches and slap fights must stand aside. The only fights that count are the ones in which both parties are trying to hurt the other, badly. Out with the broken nails and in with the broken noses.

Question 14

Have you ever kept a big secret for someone?

Shameless big secret

What is the biggest secret you have ever kept? Was it for someone else's sake, or your own? Are you willing to risk getting caught up in someone else's mess if things go south? Is there a secret that you kept for someone else which maybe you shouldn't have kept?

Question 15

Have you ever fainted?

faint

There are plenty of reasons to lose consciousness but most involve, in one way or another, not enough oxygen reaching the brain. Have you ever been in one of these situations? Maybe you coughed too hard. Maybe you got too scared. Maybe you got extremely sick. Whatever the reason, your mind checked out.

Question 16

Have you ever been given an expensive gift?

car gift

These super cool presents are never going under the Gallagher tree. Actually, never say never. There have been quite a handful of time that the family has need given cool electronic devices, but they usually end up having to sell the precious electronics. Have you gotten one of these overpriced items for free after no work of your own?

Question 17

Have you ever had lobster?

lobster with knife

This tasty insect of the sea is just out of reach for the poor folks of Chicago. Do you feel the same pain, or have you eaten this salty treat? It can rarely be found outside of seafood restaurants. It is even rare to find lobster in sushi places. It can be purchased at certain butchers, which can be more cost-effective.

Question 18

Have you ever let someone copy off of you?

copy homework

If someone leaned over the side of your desk during a quiz, would you scoot your paper closer? If a friend of yours had the same homework assignment, would you let them copy your answers? Would you report someone trying to get a look at your test, or just ignore it?

Question 19

Have you ever been on an island vacation?

Is a vacation to you a day when you don't have to get out of bed, or is it a week or two on a balmy island? Does your vacation come with room service or an extra spicy hangover? Is your entertainment whatever's on TV or do you go out to a live show? Have you ever been on a vacation that the Gallaghers can't afford?

Question 20

Have you ever accepted a gift you thought might be stolen?

poop gift

It's hard to turn down a present, but what if it has someone else's name written all over it? Could you really take something knowing it probably belongs to someone else? Would you confront the person who gave it to you or just shrug off the dirty possibilities and say "thank you?"

Question 21

Have you ever had braces?

Braces can cost thousands of dollars, so a family just scraping by isn't exactly going to binge on straight teeth. Maybe you were lucky and were born with a perfect set of chompers just waiting to chomp. Maybe you needed some adjustments. The question is whether those adjustments actually happened.

Question 22

Have you ever snuck out of the house?

Every Gallagher needs stealth skills, for good or for ill. There have been dozens of times, maybe more, when one member of the family has tried to keep a big secret from the rest. It requires more than a little guile to make it work, and maybe an ally or two on the inside. Have you ever done it?

Question 23

Have you ever ridden the city bus by yourself?

The bus is a very strange place to be. Sometimes it is full of students with only a few others, and everything is alright. Sometimes the visitors are a little more...noteworthy. Then there is the chaos of trying to navigate a system of oversized cars that only stop at certain signs on the side of the road.

Question 24

Have you ever eaten a bread sandwich?

bread sandwich

Have you ever had a sandwich with mustard or ketchup and nothing else in it? Have you ever had bread and bread alone for a meal? Has the fridge ever been so empty that there was nothing else to eat? When 2 slices make a meal, the struggle is real. Seriously, though, is it so bad if it's your favorite condiment?

Question 25

Have you ever talked your way out of trouble?

Shameless Mandy

This here is the most useful skill a Gallagher can have. Guilty or not, a member of this chaos-prone family has to find a way to talk their way into innocence in any situation. Do you have the skills necessary to navigate the coils of a nasty situation? Have you proven these skills before in the real world?

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