Play Marry Shag Or Kill And We'll Totally Guess If You're Married, Dating, Or Single!

There are a lot of silly games out there that seem to be started by children or young adults but that then become quite the phenomena in the adult world, usually because they've been dragged up there by the adults who once played them as children. One of those games is Shag, Marry or Kill where you take a bunch of celebrities and then you decide whether or not you would Shag, Marry or Kill them. It's just a silly bit of fun that people still engage in on many long car journeys to this day. However, we're looking to try something a little different.

We think that we can tell whether you are married, single or dating someone based on what you answer to these various celebrities. We don't want to give away all of our secrets but we think that the age of the celebrity and the period of time in which they were famous will give us a good look at the sort of romantic relationship you're currently in. Don't believe us? Well, it's time for us to see if we've got all of the kinks worked out of the system.

Want to see if we can tell where you are in your life depending on who you fantasize about? Seriously, be ready to get freaked out because we think we've got this one sorted out now.

Question 1

Jessica Alba

We're thought there was no chance we could get anyone as pointless as Kim Kardashian in the rest of this quiz but Alba has proven us wrong yet again. Still, she has a fantastic body so there will always be a place for her in the limelight and in Hollywood.

Question 2

Mila Kunis

A rare breed, Kunis appears to be a woman who has total fantasy devotion from men across the board. We might get some real hate for this, but it feels to us like she hasn't done much with her time in the limelight. Pick up the pace and throw out some more movies Kunis.

Question 3

Jennifer Aniston

We're not talking new school Aniston. We're talking about old school Aniston, the Aniston that had everybody watching Friends during that pretty unbearable couple of seasons that none of us really talk about anymore. Seriously, don't ever bring them up again.

Question 4

Sofia Vergara

When you take a look at the rest of the women on this list, it's pretty crazy to think that this woman has only been on the radar over the past few years for most us. You'd think that a woman that looks this good would've been out there well before her time on Modern Family.

Question 5

Angelina Jolie

It sort of feels like Jolie has been in the media much more for her personal life than any other reason for the past half a decade or so. Is that fair? Maybe we just don't pay enough attention to her career or something, but that's how it feels to us...

Question 6

Beyonce

This is a woman that seems to appear in every single man's fantasy in this world but we don't really get it. Sure, she's a beautiful woman, that we can't deny, but there is a lot to dislike about this woman if you only want to be thinking about women you like as a person as well.

Question 7

Selena Gomez

Weird to think that there are people out there who have been famous since they were a child. These people have had jobs for over a decade. How can you deal with that when you're at such a young age? It makes no sense to us. Don't do this to your kids people.

Question 8

Salma Hayek

We feel like Hayek is one of those astonishingly beautiful women who seems to get forgotten. We know people know about her but it doesn't seem like she's often touted as the stereotype of utter beauty which she most definitely is. Whatever floats your boat guys.

Question 9

Kim Kardashian

There is definitely huge swathes of people across this world who would kill this woman, but then there are some people who would be happy to take a look at anybody if they looked nice, despite what may be hiding underneath their skin or in their head.

Question 10

Taylor Swift

She may get a lot of bad attention in the media, especially when it comes to the way that she acts around men and taken women, but we don't think that changes a thing. Most men out there know that they've definitely thought about what they'd do if they were presented with Taylor Swift.

Question 11

Megan Fox

We will never fully understand why this woman is ever thought of in a positive light. All you have to do is take a look at some of the idiotic things she's said in the past to gain an insight into why some people truly hate this woman. She's not a very good actress either.

Question 12

Rihanna

We think we'd find it hard to fantasize about this woman. She's done far too many things that we'd feel the need to bring up while on a date that we know would annoy her. We know she's talented but we just can't look past all of the flaws that everyone else seems to be able to ignore.

Question 13

Scarlett Johansson

This woman has managed to become quite the icon, somebody who, whether she likes it or not, is known the world over as a sex symbol. This isn't taking into consideration that she was once hacked and had private photographs distributed on the internet. We'd like to forget about that.

Question 14

Amy Adams

Whether you're a fan of redheads or not, it's hard not to take a look at Amy Adams and have thoughts start playing in your head. However, where do those thoughts lead? What would you do if you were given a chance with Amy Adams? We all know you've thought about it...

Question 15

Emma Stone

Probably more of a fantasy for the younger audience, Stone made her first big splash on the scene in Superbad. Since then, she has managed to get herself noticed as a serious actress and as a total hottie. Imagine if you had everything like this woman did?

Question 16

Natalie Portman

Has anybody seen Natalie Portman anywhere? Is it just us or has she spent the last decade slowly dissapearing into obscurity? It's a shame because we've always liked her work and think that she has a lot more to offer Hollywood. Hopefully somebody else will agree and stick her in something.

Question 17

Miley Cyrus

Yes we know she's a bit of an odd choice for this list but you knew we'd eventually have to throw in someone who filled the "crazy" quota. We feel bad for Cyrus. She seems like a genuine person, somebody who just wants to have fun and make a difference. Do you?

Question 18

Emma Watson

We would like to think that Watson would only appeal to gentleman of a certain age but we're very aware of the fact that there are some real creeps out there so we know this isn't the case. So, are you an older creeper or a younger creeper?

Question 19

Charlize Theron

Yet another woman who seems to end up at the bottom of people's fantasy lists unless they're of a certain type, that type usually being a fan of Seth Macfarlane's body of work. We don't get it! This actress is absolutely hot and is fantastic at acting as well.

Question 20

Katy Perry

Perry has seen her stock plummet in recent years. There was once a time when she was absolutely everywhere and everyone wanted a piece of her. It sort of feels like those times are over now. Maybe she has the chance to make a comeback somewhere in her future.

Question 21

Halle Berry

You know that we had to throw someone in that would appeal to the older audience, so we decided to go for Berry. We're not sure why, but it seems to be only older men who lust after this woman, but then we could always be wrong about that.

Question 22

Cameron Diaz

After her looks started to fade and she continued to appear in poorly reviewed films, this woman ended up going straight to the bottom of the pile of pretty much everyone's wish list. We don't think we've seen her face in the media for what feels like years at this point.

Question 23

Jennifer Lawrence

It feels like there hasn't been a month that has gone by since Winter's Bone in which we saw a newspaper or website without this woman in it. There is clearly something enticing about her otherwise we wouldn't keep seeing her everywhere we looked.

Question 24

Julia Roberts

Is this woman still appearing in films? Her life in the magazines was definitely before our time anyway but you'd think we'd be able to see her from time to time if she was doing anything worthwhile in Hollywood. That being said, she does a lot for charity.

Question 25

Jennifer Lopez

This lady is the original. It feels like nobody was talking about the back end of women until this woman came on the scene, but then that might have something to do with our age. We weren't here when Marilyn Monroe was on the scene.

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