Plan A Day At The Beach To Match A SpongeBob SquarePants Character
- by Dylan Dembrow
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The summer season is starting to wind down, and before we know it, it will be time for many youngsters to return to school. That means for anyone who hasn’t enjoyed a nice summer trip to the beach, now is the time to set plans in motion!
Whether someone is into straight up relaxing or staying active, a day at the beach offers up something for everyone.
There are countless activities to enjoy in the water, including everything from surfing and kiteboarding, to slightly more relaxing endeavors like snorkeling or just floating around on an inner tube alongside friends. And when it comes to having fun on the beach, there is no shortage of games that are ideal to play in the sand, like volleyball, KanJam, Spikeball, or simply throwing the frisbee around.
But if all of this sounds rather tiring, there’s always the option to return to the beach towel, throw on some shades, and pass out for a nice nap in the sun.
Sounds like the perfect way to spend a day, right? Unfortunately, not everyone lives within driving distance of the ocean. But that can't stop us from enjoying our favorite ocean-themed cartoon from our childhoods.
So let's plan a trip to the beach and find out which Spongebob character is the perfect match!
Rather visit a private beach or a public beach?
For many, one of the biggest pet peeves of spending a day at the beach is that there’s always the possibility it will be overrun with families and little kids — which isn’t always the most relaxing atmosphere. So if relaxation is the objective, you might just want to fork over a little dough for a calmer environment.
Who’s coming with?
Of course, there’s nothing wrong with headed to the beach by yourself. Especially if all you want to do is kick back, do a little reading, and take a nap in the sun. But most people would probably want to make the trip with at least a few friends and family members to keep them company.
Preferred time to get there?
A beach day is usually a day for relaxation, meaning that there’s probably not a ton of people who want to roll out of bed at the crack of dawn just to head to the beach. Then again, if it’s a beach that’s known to fill up fast, you may want to claim a prime spot by the water.
Pick something to read.
If you plan on spending an entire day at the beach, you’ll probably want to give yourself a break from activities at some point. What better way to do that than to kick back with your favorite book or magazine? Or maybe you’re the type of person who doesn’t mind sprinkling in a little school work on your day off.
Rather build a sand castle or a sand mermaid?
One of the coolest things about going to the beach is that you don’t necessarily have to bring anything with you to have a good time. The reason? Because you have sand! Which you can use to make any number of things if you’re creative enough — though a castle and a mermaid are always a couple of reliable go-to's.
Rather collect seashells or sand dollars?
Sometimes, one of the most relaxing things to do at the beach is simply walk the shoreline and keep an eye out for interesting seashells and sand dollars. It’s amazing to think that both of these items were once part of a living organism. So which one do you think is more worthy of collecting?
Rather take pictures or put the phone away for the day?
The beach may be the perfect place to talk pictures. It’s scenic, you’re with your friends or family, and you might just want to brag a bit about being at the beach. But at the same time, it might be nice just to take a day away from the phone and enjoy the scenery without the technological distraction.
Rather visit a lake or the ocean?
Of course, not all beaches are on oceans. And for many, it might be a lot more realistic to spend the day at the local lake. While the body of water might be a little less impressive, it also means the swimmer doesn’t have to constantly be afraid of all the freaky creatures that only live in the oceans.
Pick a beverage.
If you’re spending all day out in the hot sun, you’ll want to make sure that you constantly have a cooler stocked full of ice-cold beverages by your side to keep you hydrated. So which one of these four beverages would you prefer to be sipping while lounging all day at the beach?
Rather eat at the Krusty Krab or the Chum Bucket?
Let’s imagine for a second that your trip to the beach magically takes you on a journey down to Bikini Bottom. Naturally, you’re probably going to want to grab a bite to eat. So do you visit the renowned Krusty Krab, or would you roll the dice and see if the Chum Bucket is really as bad as they say?
Rather stay on land or venture into the water?
For some people, the whole point of going to the beach is so they can get into the water to cool off and partake in some water-based activities. But to others, the water is a bit of a scary place. Especially if you’re at the ocean, which is home to everything from eels to sharks.
Any interest in catching jellyfish?
Catching jellyfish is a bit of a sport to both Spongebob and Patrick in the cartoon. And it’s not hard to imagine why this activity would give the participant a bit of a thrill. But is catching a jellyfish in the real world really worth the risk of getting stung?
Rather play KanJam or Spikeball?
Both KanJam and Spikeball are two popular games to play while at the beach. But while KanJam is a little bit more of a laid-back activity — which only involves one player throwing a frisbee at a time — Spikeball is a far more aggressive sport, which can cause the player to work up a sweat in no time.
Pick a snack.
You have a cooler full of drinks but you’re going to want some snacks by your side as well. So would you rather have the ease of picking up something like chips on your drive to the beach? Or are you the type of person who would plan ahead and cut up some fruit or bring some pre-frozen freezy pops?
Rather play a game of soccer or a game of volleyball?
Volleyball is a sport that was pretty much invented to be played while at the beach. That way if you end up having to dive for a ball, there’s less of a likelihood that you’ll get seriously injured with the sand breaking your fall. However, playing in the sand only adds another level of difficulty to a game of soccer.
Preferred way to lounge?
It would be quite the bummer if you ended up making a trip to the beach and forget to bring yourself some sort of apparatus to lounge around in. Beach towels seem to be the most popular option. But just because they’re convenient, definitely doesn’t mean they’re the most comfortable.
Is snorkeling on the agenda?
Even if you’re the type of person who isn’t afraid of putting their face in the water, you probably don’t want to try opening your eyes to get a look under the sea. Therefore, you might want to bring a diving mask and a snorkel with you to the beach. That is, if snorkeling sounds like your idea of fun.
Rather stick to a schedule of activities or go with the flow?
Are you the type of person who needs a plan set in stone before they ever leave the house? If so, you’re probably not a person who likes to stray too far from the schedule. Meanwhile, others absolutely can’t stand having to stick to an itinerary, especially if it’s a day that’s meant for having fun.
What kind of music is playing?
Most people would probably agree that they can’t stand those people who blast their music while at the public beach. But there’s nothing wrong with keeping your speakers at a moderate volume for you and your friends to enjoy. So what genre provides the soundtrack for your day at the beach?
An ice cream truck is making its rounds. Pick a response.
Ice cream truck owners know that the beach is one of their best bets when it comes to making sales. Not only are people hot from the sun, but they’re probably looking to enjoy something sweet during their day of fun. So what do you do when you hear the ice cream truck music coming around the corner?
Rather throw around a frisbee or a football?
Why waste your time packing up a complicated beach game when you can just bring a frisbee or a football to toss around? The fact that you can go out in the water to play catch is already fun enough, especially since you can dive to make the catch without having to worry that you’re going to hit solid ground.
Any plans to go fishing?
A trip to the beach could also mean that you could end up taking home a free dinner in the form of a freshly caught fish. But fishing certainly isn’t for everyone, as it involves buying and learning how to use a lot of different equipment. Not to mention that you’re going to have to get your hands dirty.
Does going tide pooling sound like fun?
Tide pooling is going exploring on the rocky parts of the beach when the tide goes out and all the pockets are still filled with little critters from the ocean. It’s a great way to get a close up look at new and fascinating organisms. But maybe the idea of holding creepy-crawlies isn’t your idea of a good time.
Ideal way to block out the sun?
It might feel great to spend a day basking in the hot sun. But you’ll also want to protect yourself from getting a sunburn in the process. Since everyone should be wearing at least some kind of suntan lotion, what other means do you prefer to use to protect yourself?
Rather fly a kite or go kiteboarding?
Pretty much anyone can fly a kite. But going kiteboarding, on the other hand, is an activity that should be reserved for only the most serious of thrill seekers — as it involves literally using the wind to pull you along the ocean and into the sky, all while a board is strapped to your feet.
Rather bring food or buy from local vendors?
Bringing drinks it easy enough, but knowing what type of food to bring to please everyone’s appetites can be a bit of a challenge. Sure, it will save money in the long run, but the food provided by local vendors might just be worth the extra expense. Plus, it will probably taste better too.
Does surfing sound like fun?
Like kiteboarding, surfing is another one of those activities that you can’t just jump into an expect to be a master. It takes hours, days, and weeks of practice before you might even have the chance to stand up on a wave. But for many, it’s the only real reason to go to the beach in the first place.
Plans to dig a hole to see how far it will go?
When you’re a kid, you think there’s literally a chance that you could dig a hole to the other side of the world — or at least uncover some buried treasure. As we grow older, we know that’s not exactly the case. But that hasn’t stopped many people from digging until they at least hit the water.
Is a nap on the agenda?
The sun has a tendency to wear people out much faster than if they were just spending a day indoors. Therefore, you might not have planned on napping, but a nap may happen nonetheless. So would you welcome the chance at some shut eye? Or try to stay energized at all costs?
Preferred time to head home?
Unfortunately, every day at the beach needs to come to an end. So would you rather head home to continue your day of relaxing out of the sun on the early side? Or do you want to stay to watch the sunset and enjoy a bonfire before finally packing it in?
