Pick Your Favorite Foods And We'll Tell You Which 90s Disney Star You Are
- by Jacob Ormrod
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When we were younger, we didn't realize that what we eat would someday come to define who we are as a person. Not only does what you put into your body change how you look and feel, but there are people out there who think that that you can learn a lot about someone just from their eating habits. We used to be pretty skeptical of this mentality, but we've actually come around to the idea, seeing that there actually are some home truths that revolve around what food you eat. If you don't agree with us, then you really have no idea what people are saying about you behind your back when it comes to your diet!
We decided that we would try and take a look a little deeper, seeing if we can see a little bit more about you from your food choices than you'd otherwise realize. You will soon see that with your food choices, we can actually find out some pretty weird stuff about you, like which old Disney star you're like.
It's time for you to decide which foods you love and with that information, we will be able to tell you which 90s Disney star you are. If you don't think that this sort of thing is possible, get ready to be surprised by how accurate this is about to be.
Do You Enjoy Eating Steak?
We've never been a big fan of meat anyway, but we have to admit that this sort of thing really makes us feel quite sick, even to just look at it. There's something hugely uncomfortable about the feeling of slicing into a piece of meat with a sharp knife. What do people get out of eating a big hunk of meat like this? It’s not like it even tastes that nice anyway. Sure, bacon and sausage can be nice. Steak, not so much.
Do You Enjoy Eating Chicken?
This is pretty much the only form of meat that everybody loves and there is definitely a reason for that. There are a bunch of ways to prepare chicken, and as long as they're done right, you're pretty much guaranteed a delicious meal. We know that this is all subjective, but there is a reason that people say things taste like chicken. It’s because it’s such a recognizable flavor that we all enjoy. In fact, we think we're going to go get some roast chicken right now.
Do You Enjoy Eating Watermelon?
If you haven't seen Dave Chappelle's whole bit on fried chicken and watermelon, then we suggest you go take a look. If you're the sort of person who likes stand-up comedy then you owe it to yourself to watch everything that Chappelle has created over the years, including his appearance on Inside The Actor's Studio. Everything that this man does is pretty awesome and is well worth your time. Comedy is one of the best things out there and this guy proves that.
Do You Enjoy Eating Waffles?
In North America, the concept of waffles is a pretty major thing, in a way that is arguably only topped by somewhere like Sweden. Seriously, there is nothing as enticing as some breakfast waffles to most people in both of these areas, and yet that love hasn't spread to many other places. Sure, they'll have them occasionally, but it's not really something you'd expect to find anywhere you went. It’s a staple in diners across North America though. Isn’t that weird?
Do You Enjoy Eating Bacon?
Bacon is one of those things, like cats and misogyny, that the internet has grasped onto in a big way, as if bacon is one of the all-time greatest foods to have ever existed, rather than being an alright addition to breakfast. Look, we like bacon, but you people have got to stop acting like it’s the greatest thing that has ever existed. It’s sort of the way that people seem to go on about cheese as if it isn’t mostly average.
Do You Enjoy Eating Fajitas?
If there's any form of cuisine that we definitely don't eat enough, it's Mexican. We absolutely adore fajitas and tacos, and yet we just don't make the effort to eat it as much as we could. It's not like it's even that hard to sort out at home if you've got all of the right stuff in. In fact, we might go and sort ourselves out with some Mexican food right now because you only live once in this world, you know?
Do You Enjoy Eating Doner Kebabs?
Like most people, we're fairly sure we don't enjoy eating doner kebabs and there there's nobody in this world who actually enjoys eating doner kebabs or at least the ones that are made anywhere other than their natural home. Seriously, this is one of those things that nobody but the original people involved with the food can get right. We’re not really sure why, but a doner kebab is one of those things that people only enjoy when they’re way too drunk.
Do You Enjoy Eating Donuts?
It's weird to think that, as a human race, we've been able to come up with some of the unhealthiest recipes in the world, essentially turning food, a necessary energy source that keeps us all alive, into something that actively makes us less healthy. When you think about it, that’s a pretty messed up way for us to go about things, turning food into something bad for us. It’s like turning water into poison. Why would we do that sort of thing?
Do You Enjoy Eating Prawns?
We've found that once you try to turn vegetarian or vegan, it's seafood that you end up missing the most. We bet that most of you out there that eat meat regularly don't understand where we're coming from here, but it's easy to mimic the texture and taste of meat, whereas it's nowhere near as easy to do the same with fish or seafood. We know, you still don’t believe us, but you just have to take our word for it on this one.
Do You Enjoy Eating Eggs?
Can we talk about the huge number of things that you can actually do with eggs? They're one of the most versatile foods out there and we love them for that. In fact, just writing about them makes us want about two different meals, both of which can be created with eggs, and that's just to get us started. Don’t overthink where they’re coming from though, otherwise, you’re going to start feeling pretty gross pretty quickly because it can get weird.
Do You Enjoy Eating Noodles?
Of all the food that we've ever bought from a takeaway, we have to say that noodles are almost definitely at the top of the list, no matter what they end up being mixed with in the meal. That is the sort of thing that we really want to get across to the world. There is some food out there that is just perfection, no matter what you throw it into a bowl with. If you don’t agree, try it out for yourself.
Do You Enjoy Eating Grapes?
Can you believe that there are actually people in this world who prefer grapes when they've got those big seeds in the middle of them, the ones that make every single grape in a batch taste like nothing but bitter? There’s something about that taste that really puts us off every single piece of food in this world. There is nothing in this world, not even your favorite food, which can make those seeds taste good. That’s just our opinion though.
Do You Enjoy Eating Burgers?
Who doesn't enjoy eating burgers? Who doesn't want to go out to the nearest burger joint and throw about fifty of those things down their neck? We stop ourselves from doing it because they're quite possibly the most unhealthy form of food out there, especially if you go out and buy them from somewhere else, instead of trying to make them yourself at home. Seriously, make your own burger patties. That way you can have your burger and eat it too.
Do You Enjoy Eating Hummus?
Okay, so if you answer anything other than yes to this question, we honestly don't think we could be friends with you because this is the sort of thing that you really have to get out of the way from the beginning. Hummus is such a huge part of our life, to the point where we couldn’t trust you with anything in our lives. That might seem pretty crazy to you but it actually makes a lot of sense to us.
Do You Enjoy Eating Mashed Potatoes?
There aren't many people in this world who would sit and eat an entire pan full of mashed potatoes on their own, but we'd be lying if we said we hadn't done that before in the past. Please don't judge us. You'll know where we're coming from if you've ever been as poor as we have, with nothing but potatoes and butter left in your home. Yes, we have genuinely been that poor before in our life. Seriously, we have.
Do You Enjoy Eating Fish And Chips?
There isn't a lot that the UK has brought to the world when it comes to the concept of cuisine, but everyone has to bow down to the majesty of fish and chips, especially when they're prepared as well as you'd get somewhere like England. It should be mandatory that anyone who visits England should have to have a proper sit down meal of fish and chips. It’s literally one of the best things that the country has to offer.
Do You Enjoy Eating Pancakes?
Believe it or not, but most pancakes made across the world do not look like the pancakes in this image. Most of the time they're a lot thinner and can be wrapped around themselves, usually with filling in the middle as well. It's only the North American areas that seem to expect pancakes to be as thick as physically possible, as well as being served with bacon. One of the most popular combinations of breakfast foods and yet it’s so weird.
Do You Enjoy Eating Pizza?
Pizza is one of those foods that just doesn't always translate well as there is a huge gap in quality. If you don't know what you're doing, pizza can end up being one of the most basic meals ever, providing very little that other meals couldn't provide as well. However, if you go to somewhere in Italy that knows exactly what they're doing, you can end up with something light and delicious. It really is that simple if you ask us.
Do You Enjoy Eating Oysters?
Who wants to let this poor excuse for food slip down their throats, mixed with a sour concoction of ingredients? If you're not careful, oysters can be one of the most dangerous animals that you can slither into your body, a fact that continues to put us off them to this day. Sure, we've tried them before, a few times, but there's never anything that warrants us coming back for more. We always try to like new foods, but oysters have failed us.
Do You Enjoy Eating Popcorn?
Can we just decide right now, as a species, that nobody should be eating anything as loud as popcorn while they're in the cinema? Honestly, we'd ban food altogether, but if you have to eat something while you're there, can you please make sure it's something that doesn't invade the sense of the people who are also trying to enjoy the film around you? This is a major pet peeve of ours and we know that, unless you agree, you probably won’t get the anger.
Do You Enjoy Eating Poutine?
Just as a bit of a warning to other people around the world, we should tell you now that you don't want to tell a Canadian that your country has Poutine as well, you just have a different name for it, like chips, cheese, and gravy. They will not take it well. They act like you’re making fun of a meal that they’ve made themselves, rather than just being honest about the state of Canadian cuisine. They can’t joke about it.
Do You Enjoy Eating Paella?
We have a Spanish friend and they are always making Paella for us, a meal that we have now grown to love. Seriously, it is a pretty amazing dish once someone who knows what they’re doing makes it for you. We suppose you could say that about pretty much every meal that has ever been made, but our friend takes it to a whole new level. If you ever get a chance to have a Spanish person make you Paella, take them up on their offer.
Do You Enjoy Eating Sushi?
We have a confession to make. We have actually never sat down and eaten sushi. Honestly, we're usually put off by the concept of having to eat anything that comes off an animal, raw. We'd be more inclined to try some of the vegetarian sushi out there if we're being honest. It just doesn't feel right eating raw meat. We've been taught our entire life to cook it as much as physically possible unless you want to end up getting ill.
Do You Enjoy Eating Ice Cream?
In a similar fashion to many of the other foods in this quiz, ice cream is crazy bad for your body and it still amazes us that somebody ever came up with this idea. Are human beings continuing to come up with new food that is essentially the worst thing you could possibly put into your body? We know they're making bad food bigger and much worse for you, but are they inventing anything that is completely original? We’re genuinely curious.
Do You Enjoy Eating Soup?
Honestly, we think that soup is one of the most pathetic forms of food that has ever been invented and we'd probably be fine if it was eradicated from the face of the Earth tomorrow, never to be eaten again by a human being. Sure, it can be really nice if you feel ill and you want something that fills you up while also soothing your throat and not making you feel sick, but beyond that, it has no worth at all.
