Pick Your Favorite Celebrity Baby Name And We'll Give You One For Your Own
- by Jessie Dax-Setkus
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The first gift you give your child is a name. We all have to name our children, otherwise, what would you call them. Heck, we even name our pets when we get them. Think about the process you go through to come up with a name for your kid. It takes a lot of time and effort to come up with the right name for your child. What direction are you going to go? Are you going to go more traditional? Are you going to be more innovative with your name? Are you going to completely make up a name altogether? There are a lot of directions to go when choosing out the perfect name for your kid.
Celebrities seem to come from a totally different direction when naming their children. In fact, it can seem like they are coming out of left field with some of the names they come up with because they are so odd. But out of the names that celebrities are coming up with, which ones are you drawn to? What if we told you that we can recommend your kid’s name based off of the celebrity kid’s names that you like? Take our quiz to get our recommendation!
Heiress Harris
Okay T.I., I'm dying to know what the heck you were thinking with this one. Not to mention that Harris is a weird enough name on its own, but to add the word "heiress" in front of it to make it sound totally snobby and to rhyme with Harris on top of that is just plain ridiculous. Come on man.
Henry Wilberforce
Alright, Henry isn't half bad, but Wilberforce? What gives? Where would you even begin to come up with that name? It sounds like this new addition to the Duggar-Seewald clan is going to suffer with this Star Wars like name, and boy is it ever nerdy sounding if you ask me. Major palm smack.
Audio Science
No, it's not what Shannyn Sossamon majored in while at college; it's what she chose to name her baby. It just makes you wonder what the heck was running through her head while she was looking at her child for the first time. Did she hate her child? Did she want him to be picked on?
Phyllon Gorré
Doutzen Kroes and her husband, DJ Sunnery James basically named their child after a Star Trek character. Maybe not actually, but it sure sounds like it if you didn't know any better. Why would you ever name your child after something that doesn't even sounds like it's from this planet?
Ace Knute
What? Back it up for a second. Ace isn't half bad, but the whole Ace Knute combination sounds like a super villain or something. Doesn't it sounds like someone Superman would battle? Why would Jessica Simpson do this to her child? Who is named Knute? Is this a great grand father thing? Please let it be.
Ode Mountain
Well what else would you expect from Jena Malone? She seems to be into all of those crazy names so why not name her child...Ode. Literally Ode. In case you were wondering, this child is a boy, and no one knows if there was a song if inspiration behind this name. Most likely not. It's just weird.
Jagger Snow
Thank you Ashlee Simpson for being the second Simpson on this list. However, this child is actually a girl. Poor thing. You would think if the kid was named after Mick Jagger, they would at least be a boy, but no Ashlee had to make life tough on this kid right out of the womb. Come on Ashlee what's wrong with you?
Bronx Mowgli
Well hello again Ashlee Simpson. I don't know if you think your kids are going to like attention as much as you do, but hopefully they do. As a child that lived in her sister's shadow her entire life, I guess she has to stand out somehow because her talent certainly didn't do it for her. Poor kids.
Rocket Zot
(Sigh) Here we go again with another ridiculous name give to an unfortunate child. Maybe we should start some kind of relief effort for these poor kids because this kid can't even escape Rocket. He's stuck with Zot after that. Yeah, Zot. Freaking Zot. Are you serious Sam Worthington?
Rainbow Aurora
Apparently this name comes from when Holly Madison went to school and knew someone with the same name—and was really jealous of it. Say what? Who would ever be jealous of a ridiculous name like this? That poor child had to live out her life with the name Rainbow Aurora. It's a weather condition!
North West
Do I really even need to go into this one? Yup, it's Kim Kardashian trying to get even more attention in the media from her child's name. Case and point. There was no way on God's green earth that she was naming this child anything remotely normal. No way, no how.
Sno FilmOn Dot Com Cozart
What the heck am I looking at right now? This is the first name that I've seen that I am pretty sure the kid won't be able to spell when they go to school. Good call on this one Chief Keef, then again your name is Chief Keef so maybe you were trying to get back at your kid for having a God awful name.
Elsie Otter
Okay, we get it Zooey Deschanel, you're quirky and you don't walk to the beat of society's drum. We've got it for quite sometime, but now your child has to suffer with the name Otter for you to prove a point. Doesn't sound so cool when you break it down that way no does it?
Apollo Bowie Flynn
Okay, this one is weird, because you would think it would be coined by the original star man himself, David Bowie, but no. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rosdale were the ones to come up with this gem of a name. Why? Don't ask me because it makes absolutely no sense to name someone with someone else's last name.
Apple
We all know who the offenders are on this one. I say offenders because Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin were one of the first to jump on the weird baby names bandwagon. It just seems like Gwyneth needs to be in the media no matter what, even if it's just a baby's name to be honest.
Rocket, Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo & Petal Blossom Rainbow
Okay I had to share all of these names from chef Jamie Oliver because I couldn't honestly pick one from the bunch. Look at them all: Rocket, Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo & Petal Blossom Rainbow. Yikes. Well, at least there isn't one of them that can say that their parents went easier on them than the others.
Sage Moonblood
Sage Moonblood. Say that one again to yourself—Sage Moonblood. Now Sage on its own actually isn't too bad, but Moonblood? Where in the heck are you getting that Sylvester Stallone? Is it because you have fallen out of the spotlight so you needed some kind of attention from somewhere?
Aurelius
Back in the time of the Roman Empire, the Aurelii were an elite group of families. Aurelius was the male singular version of the name. That actually sounds pretty cool for a young boy, what a name to live up to. At least this was the name that model Elle Macpherson felt was most fitting for her son anyway.
Blue Angel
What is up with the celebrity children's name having "blue" in them lately? Why couldn't they just name their child Angel? Nope, it had to be Blue Angel because if it wasn't weird U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan would literally implode. What is "blue" doing for this name? I'm not sure beyond making it weird.
Bluebell Madonna
Here we have yet another "blue" name. Geri Halliwell (aka Ginger Spice) could have even just gone with just Bluebell and we would have assumed she just named her daughter after a cute flower. however, she had to add Madonna, which makes the name over the top. Madonna has been done before and there's only one.
Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches & Pixie
Here's another example of names I just couldn't pick between. Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches & Pixie are some pretty out there names thanks to Bob Geldof and Paula Yates. You just have to wonder what a boy's name would be if they would have one? Fido? Rover? Just sounds like a bunch of dogs.
Destry
Is this name supposed to be destiny or destroy? It is a literal combination of both. We all know that Steven Spielberg is a creative guy and everything, but on this one he really missed the mark. He can sure name the hack out of his films, but maybe he should stay far away from naming babies.
Diezel Ky
Let's start out by saying that Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis have another son named Denim, so their track record isn't so great when it comes to naming children. However, Diezel Ky might just be worse than Denim. The kid is named after gasoline that isn't even spelled correctly. Oy vey.
Zola Ivy
What is wrong with simply the name Ivy Eddie Murphy? Why couldn't you just go with Ivy and leave it at that? Nope you had to add a weird name like Zola to kick this name off. No! No, no, no, NO! Have you ever heard of someone with the name Zola before? Probably not, so why would your child want this name?
Tallulah, Scout & Rumer
Thanks to Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, I just could skip these three names. Tallulah, Scout & Rumer are all interesting names, not the worst on the list, but definitely original to say the very least. Since these names came to be, they have become more popular on the scene because of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.
Ocean, Sonnet & True
There is something kind of poetic about the names Forest Whitaker picked out for his kids. Sonnet is especially different, but actually not a horrible name. These might not be the easiest names to grow up with, especially because kids are really brutal, but they are really pretty names.
Shiloh Nouvel
Okay, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie aren't known for having the most normal names for their kids. In fact, the names they decided to pick for their kids were Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Knox and Vivienne, but there's something about Shiloh Nouvel that is just especially weird. Maybe just cut the Nouvel.
Seven Sirius, Puma Sabti & Mars Merkaba
When André Benjamin and Erykah Badu named their son, they took naming their kid very seriously with Seven Sirius. Badu has since given birth to two more kids, Puma and Mars. Where they got their inspiration is a complete mystery, but they are definitely interesting names to say the very least.
Satchel
This is the name of a man purse. I am just going to throw that out there. What was Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee thinking when they named their child? Were they thinking it would be great if their kid could carry their stuff around one day because they won't feel like it down the road because that's what it sounds like.
Kyd
David Duchovny named his kid "Kyd." That is like naming your dog "Dawg." That is one of the worst names on this list I have to say. Unless your name is Billy the Kid and it is a total nickname, this name is just all around God awful. Imagine him saying, "Get over here Kyd." "Go to bed Kyd." Yikes.
Moxie CrimeFighter & Zolten
Illusionist Penn Jillette is clearly building an army of crime fighters, that is the only way to describe these names, right? There is no other reason why you would name these kids these names other than they have super powers and you are training them to kick the butts of super villains around the world.
Pilot Inspektor
Well if you are going to name your kid Pilot, why not complete the name by making it a job title by adding the incorrectly spelled "Inspektor" behind it? I mean, why not right? Wouldn't it be amazing if they would actually become either a pilot or a plane engineer or some sort one day? How crazy would that be? Good job Jason Lee.
Kal-El
Dear Nicolas Cage, Kal-El is Superman's real first name; therefore, this isn't a real name. this is a fictional alien's name. Basically, you named your child after a cartoon character that is from a different planet. How does that make you feel? I know it makes your child feel pretty darn stupid.
Jermajesty
Jermajesty is a creation of Jermaine Jackson and is actually pronounced like "Your majesty." Okay, I have seen some pretty odd celebrity names, obviously we all have based on this list, but this has got to be one of the toppers here. This name is a sentence fragment.
Moon Unit, Dweezil & Diva Muffin
Here we are, at the weirdest of the weird celebrity names. You can't have a list of celebrity names without bringing up Frank Zappa's kids, Moon Unit, Dweezil & Diva Muffin. These might just be the oddest names in the history of child naming. They don't even make any logical sense.
