Pick The Hotter Hunk And We'll Tell You If You're A Real Man-Eater

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We recently published a quiz asking readers to identify the sexiest female celebrities, which was a resounding success and is poised to go down in history as one of the greatest quizzes of all time (a totally unbiased opinion, we assure you).

Now we're giving the fine ladies in our audience a chance to have their voices heard, by allowing them to vote on who the sexiest celebrity hunks are. We've gathered 50 of the finest looking lads out there and pitted them against each other in 1-on-1 duels. Just admire, choose the hotter one, admire some more, and then move on to the next duel.

To determine which celebrity hunk is the better looking one, we've referenced a comprehensive list of the hottest male celebrities in the world, which has been voted on by over 50,000 people. In the survey world, that's pretty much a slam-dunk as far as consensus goes, plus or minus 0.9 percentage points, 19 times out of 20 as surveyors are wont to say (they lead dull lives, cut them some slack).

But forget all that; think instead about abs, like the kind that many of these hunks sport on their sublimely rock-hard bodies. With that (abs) in mind, head on down to the first matchup and drool away; I mean, choose the hottest dude. Drooling is optional.

Question 1

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

We're pitting the hulking bald beasts from The Fast & The Furious franchise against each other in this showdown, as it's Diesel (left) vs. Johnson (right). The two haven't always been able to contain their raging testosterone, engaging in a heated feud that started at the end of filming for the Fast and the Furious 8. Harsh words were bandied about, words that could keep a man up at night; words like "candy ass" and "chicken shit". Eventually, cooler bald heads prevailed.

Question 2

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Efron (left) and Leto (right) are no strangers to one another, having partied together in Ibiza, where they probably took some pills. A year later, Twitter exploded (as it does about a million times a year) when Leto slashed his flowing locks, leaving him with a very Efron-like 'do and look.

Question 3

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Bieber (left) was every 12-year-old girl's wet dream. However, having only released one album in the past five years, Bieber lost some of his fans to the likes of Malik (right). That was viciously pointed out by Jeff Ross during the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber, when he told Biebs that if he listened closely, he could hear the sound of One Direction screwing his (former) fans.

Question 4

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Waldau (left, 47) and Reeves (right, 53) both look damn good for their age. Indeed, if we hadn't already revealed their ages (oops) you'd be hard-pressed to peg them as being a day over 40. That is, unless you already knew how old they were, but no one likes a smart ass so keep that to yourself. Content yourself instead with looking at them admiringly and then telling us which one is hotter.

Question 5

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

A couple of Brits are pitted against each other in this duel, as it's actor Elba (left) against former footballer Beckham (right). Both men were considered as possibilities to take over the role of James Bond, though Daniel Craig eventually decided to return to the iconic role. Both Beckham and Elba were among People's 2015 list of the 10 Sexiest Men Alive.

Question 6

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

In addition to playing two of the most popular comic book heroes ever on the big screen, Bale (left) and Jackman (right) also worked together on The Prestige, where they played rival magicians. Their time as Batman and Wolverine respectively, has come to an end, with Bale passing the Bat-torch on to Ben Affleck, while it's unclear what will happen with Wolverine. A new actor could be cast, or the character could be replaced by a female version, as it has been in the comic books. While the thought of a female Wolverine is worth salivating over, wipe the drool from your mouth and focus on the task at hand: which of Jackman and Bale is hotter?

Question 7

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Cruise (left) and Pitt (right) worked together way back in 1994 on Interview with the Vampire. The two reportedly butted heads during filming and Pitt later talked trash about Cruise's Valkyrie while doing press for his own Nazi-themed movie Inglorious Basterds. Nonetheless, it appeared that the two would work together again, as they were both cast for the movie Go Like Hell, before budget issues sent it to development hell instead. Maybe if they hadn't tried to hire both Cruise and Pitt they would've had some money left to actually make it...

Question 8

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Matt (left) and Jake (right) were BFFs at one point, back in the halcyon days of 2006, a time of innocence, before their biking buddy Lance Armstrong was revealed as a giant fraud. Matt and Jake have each tried to out-duel each other recently in terms of losing weight for a role, with Matt losing nearly 40 pounds for Dallas Buyer's Club (which he won an Oscar for; the role that is, not the weight loss), while Jake shed 30 pounds for Nightcrawler (no Oscar). Who looks better, full weight?

Question 9

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Mortensen (left) is best known for his role as Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings, which he took on when he was already in his early-40's (he looked younger). His age worked in his favor, as the actor originally cast to play Aragorn (Stuart Townsend) was ditched early in shooting for seeming too young for the role. Like Viggo, Statham (right) has also reached the big 5-0 milestone, which hasn't stopped him from playing kickass characters.

Question 10

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

This is a toughie, as these two look quite a bit alike, which is to say they're both women-swooning machines (keep it together ladies, you have a quiz to finish). Both men were featured on the cover of GQ's Men of the Year 2012 issue, with Hemsworth (left) being the cover boy for the Australian edition, while Channing (right) graced the U.S cover. Obviously they couldn't just put them together on the same cover in both regions because...swooning.

Question 11

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Smith (left) and Timberlake (right) are two of the most successful actor/musician combos of their generation, though both men have focused more on acting lately, particularly Smith, who hasn't put out an album in over a decade. The pair each have a movie scheduled for December release. Smith will have an orc cop (yes, the Lord of the Rings kind of orc) for a partner in the upcoming urban fantasy Netflix film Bright, which will make any man look good (not that he needs the help). Timberlake will appear in Woody Allen's Wonder Wheel.

Question 12

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

The Pirates of the Caribbean stars do battle in this showdown, as we pit Depp (left) against Bloom (right). The latest release in the series, Dead Men Tell No Tales, is the 8th-highest grossing film of 2017, with a tidy sum of $794 million. It appears there will be at least two more Pirates movies, with Depp and Bloom both set to appear in the next one.

Question 13

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

BFFs Ben Affleck (left) and Matt Damon (right) square off in this showdown, and perhaps fittingly, this was the closest showdown on the list in terms of the voting. The duo first rose to prominence with the outstanding Good Will Hunting, which they shared an Oscar for (Best Original Screenplay). Damon arguably became the bigger star after that thanks to the Jason Bourne and Ocean's films, while Affleck had numerous flops and lost his status as a Hollywood leading man before a recent career revival. So, who wins in a fight, Bourne or Batman? Oops, wrong quiz...who's hotter?

Question 14

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Gordon-Levitt (left) and Kutcher (right) starred on two of the most popular sitcoms of their era, Third Rock from the Sun and That 70's Show. And while Kutcher came out of those shows as the bigger star, Gordon-Levitt has since surpassed him, appearing in the blockbusters Inception and The Dark Knight Rises, as well as the critically acclaimed films Looper, (500) Days of Summer, and Don Jon. He wrote, directed and starred in the latter film, which is about a guy who faps too much. Now tell us which guy you would fap to.

Question 15

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Stamos (left) and Clooney (right) are two of the biggest sex icons of their time, despite vastly different career success. Stamos is basically remembered for being the goofy guy on Full House and that's about it, while Clooney has won 2 Oscars and starred in numerous hit shows and films. Still, none of that matters now, cause we just wanna know who's hotter.

Question 16

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

A couple of 31-year-olds do battle in this matchup, as Twilight star Pattinson (left) faces off against Transformers star LaBeouf (right). LaBeouf had the hottest GIF of 2015, though not for his looks per se; the GIF was from a promotional video he shot with art students where he played a crazed motivational speaker (think Matt Foley) yelling at people to "Just Do It".

Question 17

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Next up is a couple of 40-year-olds, Fassbender (left) and Hardy (right). Fassbender is about to be taken off the market by beautiful fiance Alicia Vikander, as the two are set to wed on the party island Ibiza in October. Hardy married Wuthering Heights co-star Charlotte Riley in 2014, his second marriage.

Question 18

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

It's the battle of the Canadians named Ryan in this showdown, as Reynolds (left) dukes it out with Gosling (right). Actually, since they're fun-loving Canadians, they'd probably just hug it out (maybe whilst covered in maple syrup, much to the delight of females everywhere), but then again, Canadians do love their pugilism when it comes to hockey, eh? Not the face!

Question 19

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

We considered having a fatal 4-way between the 4 popular Chris's (Pratt, Pine, Evans, and Hemsworth), but since the inclusion of so many Chris's in one showdown had the potential to destroy the very fabric of the universe, we thought better of it (you're welcome). Instead, we settled on Evans (left) versus Pratt (right).

Question 20

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

James Franco (left) hasn't helped his image by creeping on teenagers online or posting pictures of his nearly naked self (complete with hand down drawers) on Instagram, but he still cleans up good when he wants to. Butler (right) is pretty much the epitome of suave, and has a dark past to make him all the more mysterious.

Question 21

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Pine (left) has gained renown for playing James T. Kirk in the latest Star Trek films. He's currently shooting the Netflix film Outlaw King, in which he'll play the Scottish hero Robert the Bruce (seen in Mel Gibson's Braveheart); let's hope the American can do a convincing Scottish accent, or even he will look quite foolish. Farrell donned a porno 'stache at times for his role as the volatile Ray Velcoro in HBO's True Detective; needless to say, he looks much better without that affront to mankind on his upper lip.

Question 22

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Leonardo (far right) has long been one of Hollywood's biggest sex symbols, successfully transitioning from teen heartthrob to adult heartthrob. Next stop, granny heartthrob? Cooper (far left) didn't breakout (as a star, not his skin) until his role in The Hangover, skipping the teen heartthrob phase but having become a sex symbol as an adult, including being People's Sexiest Man Alive in 2011.

Question 23

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Law (left) and McGregor (right) are a couple of 40-something chaps from the UK, who automatically gain 5.5 sex appeal points for their accents. Law unleashed his sexual machismo in the famous opening to Dom Hemingway, where he waxes eloquent for 2 minutes about his manhood. McGregor reprised his famous Trainspotting role earlier this year.

Question 24

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Wahlberg (left) went from being a fresh-faced rapper (he was Bieber, before Bieber was even born) to a serious Hollywood actor. Will we see Bieber starring in dramatic movies one day too? Rob Lowe's (right) been doing the whole dramatic acting thing for decades. He was also involved in a couple of sex tape scandals, which confers some automatic sexiness street cred.

Question 25

Which Celebrity Hunk is Hotter?

Now we come to a battle of singers, as Enrigue Iglesias (left) belts it out against Adam Levine (right), the frontman of Maroon 5. Levine may not appeal to everyone, being all tatted up as he is, but he's nonetheless one of the biggest male sex symbols in music. The same is true of Iglesias (well, not the tats part), who looks like he's barely aged in the last 20 years.

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