Pick Some Favorite Disney Characters And We’ll Guess Your Sign
- by Ricky Bambuto
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After countless attempts, we've finally managed to break into the legendary Disney vault, but it looks like we've unleashed Pandora's box! A small army of Disney characters were pressed on the other side of the door, waiting to get out. We managed to get the door closed before the lot of them could leave, but a sizeable chunk of classic characters still managed to make their way through to the real world. Things are about to get zany and cartoonish over here - we need to get all these Disney icons back into the vault. Please, help!
Alright, we get it, no one gets anything done for free. How about this - choose some favorites among these escaped Disney characters, and once we're all done, we'll guess everyone's sign. That sounds like a win-win, doesn't it - we get to send these characters back into the vault before the ghost of Walt Disney himself finds out, and everyone else gets to discover whether a friendly neighborhood quiz maker can actually guess their sign.
Quick - some of these fellas can move around real fast, so there's no telling where they've gotten to by now. Pick some favorite Disney characters, and we'll guess everyone's sign!
Pick or Pass on Pinocchio
Pinocchio is simultaneously a classic kid's story and also a warning tale about what happens to little kids when they choose to tell lies. Okay, maybe their noses won't increase dramatically in size, but they'll lose their credibility at the very least.
Pick or Pass on Eeyore
Eeyore isn't the most active Disney character by far - he really prefers to mope around the Hundred Acre Wood quite slowly - but everyone loves him anyway. He's a bit of a donkey sometimes, but he really can't help it.
Pick or Pass on Mushu
Some Disney mascots are more mystical than others, but none are quite as legendary as Mushu over here. After all, he's a dragon! He might not be as titanic and mighty as other dragons, but he does tend to spit a little fire every now and then.
Pick or Pass on Merida
Merida wants nothing more than to master the craft of archery, but of course, her mother has different plans for her. Being a Disney princess and all, there are certain expectations held of her. Should we pick or pass on Brave's star?
Pick or Pass on Hercules
Hercules exhibits godlike strength, so it's surprising to discover that he's only half god, half man. Of course, this is up to him to change, and it's his mission to regain his god status by the end of his movie. Will he eventually succeed?
Pick or Pass on Kuzco
It's easy to imagine emperors of ancient times being very stoic and serious, but not Emperor Kuzco - he's got a new groove, and he's ready to show it off to the world. His movie is a Disney classic, and he happens to be a classic character himself.
Pick or Pass on Mufasa
Mufasa is a legendary Disney character who was forever immortalized in the Lion King. He was betrayed to his demise by his brother Scar, but even that didn't stop this king from sending a message to his son via the clouds in the sky.
Pick or Pass on Belle
Hermione Granger recently played Belle in live action on the big screen, but we can't simply forget about the source material. The animated Beauty and the Beast is a timeless Disney flick, and Belle is one of its most memorable characters.
Pick or Pass on Jafar
Jafar is one of the staple representations of the classic Disney villain, and though it's been a long time since we've seen him in his giant snake form, the sour impression he left will probably stay with us for a while. Pick or pass?
Pick or Pass on Captain Hook
Peter Pan and his friends would enjoy covering the mass of Neverland in its entirety, totally undisturbed, but alas, Captain Hook always shows up to put a damper on their good time. Who can pass up such a classic villain?
Pick or Pass on Donald Duck
Let's dig back in the vaults of Disney movies - if we go far back enough, we might just find Donald Duck, one of the foundational characters of the franchise. It might be difficult to understand a single word he says, but we love him anyway.
Pick or Pass on Dumbo
Some believe that elephants are simply too big to fly, and in all honesty, we're right with that camp. However, those who watch Dumbo often need to reassess their definition of reality. Do we pick this miraculous elephant?
Pick or Pass on Quasimodo
Quasimodo isn't like the other characters in his movie, at least as far as appearances go. His body is built in a different way, and he's judged for this by others. However, deep down, he has a heart of gold. So let's pick him!
Pick or Pass on Cogsworth
In the fantastic world of Beauty and the Beast, inanimate objects can not simply be dismissed as such - in this movie, they have thoughts, feelings and desires. Cogsworth is a good example - just look at how full of life this clock is.
Pick or Pass on Alice
At the beginning of her movie, Alice thought she was just going for a routine walk in the woods, but boy was she ever wrong. The rabbit hole she chose to explore took her to a whole new world, and the adventure that ensued is unforgettable.
Pick or Pass on Snow White
Snow White was in dire straits in her movie, but thankfully, there was a troupe of friendly dwarfs around to help weather the storm. Despite her obstacles being great, there's nothing Snow White can't beat with the help of her friends.
Pick or Pass on Bambi
Although there's a lot of fun and good times to be found in Bambi, we can't help but recall that super sad scene near the beginning. Yeah, that one... at any rate, Bambi managed to make it past that bumpy start, and all worked out in the end.
Pick or Pass on Genie
The entire story of Aladdin wouldn't be remotely possible without the Genie in the lamp and the magic he introduced to the future prince of Agrabah. As far as Disney characters go, Genie is absolutely top tier, right?
Pick or Pass on Wendy
Wendy's life has been forever split between two halves: before she met Peter Pan and after she met him. Of course, that latter part is the more interesting one. Let's pick or pass on Wendy so she can get back to Neverland.
Pick or Pass on Winnie the Pooh
As we continue to cover ground in our Hundred Acre Wood, there's a chance that we might run into a bear! Though there's no need to fear here, since all this bear wants to do is crack smiles, spend time with friends and eat honey.
Pick or Pass on Shenzi
Shenzi is the lead hyena of the Lion King, and she tends to mean serious business. These hyenas were Scar's minions for the duration of the movie, but things took a stark turn near the end. Do we pick this hyena.
Pick or Pass on Mulan
It's a classic Disney archetype for characters to crave a life different from the one laid out for them. Of course, Mulan is no exception here. This story has inspired millions across the world, and this character is definitely worth a pick.
Pick or Pass on Hades
There wouldn't be much adversity in the story of Hercules without Hades, the ruthless god of the underworld. The thing is, Hades might have bit off more than he can chew when he messed with the world's strongest man.
Pick or Pass on Jane
Jane was lost in the jungle, and all hope seemed gone for the poor woman - that is, until Tarzan swung down and proceeded to escort her safely through the jungle's deepest wonders. Is Jane worth a pick, or do we pass her up?
Pick or Pass on Pete
Pete might be Goofy's best friend, though he doesn't really act like it. Indeed, it often seems like all he wants to do is take advantage of his ole pal. However, we still have hope for Pete - maybe he'll become a nice guy by the end of the Goofy Movie.
Pick or Pass on Tinker Bell
Tinker Bell is Peter Pan's magical little friend. She might not have much to say, but what she lacks in words she more than makes up for with miraculous magic. Don't underestimate the little pixie - she's definitely worth picking.
Pick or Pass on Abu
When Abu wants something, he goes ahead and gets it. We can't blame him, since this is the sort of street rat training that Aladdin gave him. Of course, this tendency comes with dire consequences in Aladdin's cave scene.
Pick or Pass on Yzma
The Emperor's New Groove is mostly a feel good film, though it wouldn't really be worth watching without the interference by a certain villain. Of course, that's where Yzma comes in, and she's definitely a force to be reckoned with.
Pick or Pass on Zazu
Zazu might have served as a dreary ole babysitter in The Lion King, but let's remember that he only shadowed Simba so closely because he loves him so much - or, maybe it's because Mufasa would eat him if he slipped up.
Pick or Pass on Scuttle
Scuttle surveys the ocean skies of Little Mermaid land, probably looking for Ariel again. That mermaid does tend to run off quite often, but at least this wise old seagull is there to keep an eye on her. Do we pick the bird?
Pick or Pass on Hans
In the vast, cold landscape of Frozen, it's hard to tell who can be trusted. For instance, Hans looked like a good friend to our heroes when we were first introduced to him, but showing his true colors didn't take him long.
Pick or Pass on Meg
Next up is the lovely Megara from Hercules - a classic damsel in distress, for sure. The forces distressing her in the movie were great, but not as great as the might of Hercules. Do we pick Meg, or pass her up?
Pick or Pass on Nemo
Nemo is lost in the great big ocean, and it's up to his friends to find him. We can't imagine what sort of harm could befall such a small fish in such a big ocean, but let's just say it's not all smooth sailing for little Nemo here.
Pick or Pass on Beast
The ferocious Beast has just shown up to the ballroom within this webpage, and he's looking to slow dance with someone. We didn't bring our dancing shoes today, so hopefully Belle is around to take our place.
Pick or Pass on Henry J. Waternoose
As formidable as the monsters in Monsters Inc. might be, even they crumble under the oppression of Henry J. Waternoose, boss of the monsters. As disconcerting as he is to look at, he's even more evil on the inside.
Pick or Pass on Pocahontas
The colors of the wind have painted a picture, and it looks like the face of one of Disney's most classic heroines. Pocahontas is a free spirit who does what she wants, but all that looks ripe for a change in her movie. Pick or pass?
Pick or Pass on Maleficent
The depths of evil that possess Maleficent seem too powerful to ignore, which is probably why she's so consumed by them. Something tells us there's still hope for the evil queen, though it's a thin line of hope, for sure.
Pick or Pass on Simba
Simba is set to be the king of Pride Rock - a prestigious title, for sure, but he'll have to survive long enough to claim it, first. With all the forces hunting him in The Lion King, we just hope he'll be able to keep his head over water.
Pick or Pass on Mr. Incredible
As far as superheroes go, Mr. Incredible has some pretty respectable abilities. However, considering the villain he's faced with in his movie, we wonder if they'll be enough to help him save the day. Either way - pick or pass.
Pick or Pass on Cheshire Cat
Cheshire Cat is the ever mysterious, somewhat nefarious tree cat that lurks in Wonderland, waiting to entrance any visitors that happen to be passing by. With a cat as sneaky as this, it's best that we keep our guard up for now.
Pick or Pass on Anger
Anger is fuming, as he always is - he's Anger, after all, and he only ever tends to be angry. Hopefully we can help make his day by picking the Pick button below, but we're not sure if even that would do the trick.
Pick or Pass on Miguel
All Miguel wants to do is play his guitar for the world, but unfortunately for him, his family hates music to its very core. Of course, being a rebel and all, that won't do much to stop Miguel. Let's pick or pass on the young musician.
Pick or Pass on Elsa
Elsa is capable of generating infinite ice, a superpower that ranks her right up there with the top tiers of the fictional world. Although she's relatively all powerful, she has other demons to face down in her movie.
Pick or Pass on Bruce
Bruce is a hungry shark, and he likes to fill himself up with a light snack of a small fish or two. Unfortunately for little Nemo and Dory, Bruce is right on their tail. Maybe if we pick the shark now, he'll leave the fishies alone.
Pick or Pass on Toothless
Toothless initially seemed impossible to train, but the bond between him and his master was great enough to transcend their boundaries. Even dragons can be man's best friend, though it's best to look out for any errant fire.
Pick or Pass on Charles Muntz
As tends to happen with Disney movies, Charles Muntz didn't reveal his true, villainous colors until well into the film, and by then it was almost too late for Up's heroes to stop his plan. Let's pick or pass on this ole ghoul.
Pick or Pass on John Smith
John Smith was on a mission to conquer some land for his country, but he had a big change of heart when he met Pocahontas. For all true Disney enthusiasts, this character is a surefire pick. So let's either pick him or pass him up.
Pick or Pass on Anna
Anna from Frozen is next, and it looks like she's trying to build a snowman. We doubt she knows that those are spare pixels on the ground and not snow, but we won't ruin her fun just yet. Do we pick her, or pass her up?
Pick or Pass on Nala
Nala is a lioness in love with the future king of Pride Rock, though she does think that the prince cub has a bit of growing up to do. Fear not, though - Nala is here to give him a series of reality checks. Let's pick or pass on her.
Pick or Pass on Sully
Ah! As scared as we are to run into this monster here, he seems even more frightened to see us. This is to be expected anyway, since the monsters from Monsters Inc. aren't really known for their bravery. Pick or pass?
