Pick Or Pass On These Disney Movies And We'll Guess Your Sign
- by Renée Millette
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Disney movies have been around for such a long time that they’ve been a big part of every kid’s life for generations. There’s a reason for that--they’re just that good at storytelling, and they also have a really good animation team that can dish out some really high-quality films consistently.
There are some people - the Disney stans - that love every movie they roll out because it’s Disney, but there are others that are a bit more selective with their favorite Walt Disney animated feature films. Needless to say, there’s a movie or two out there that will resonate with anyone--the stories are so different and unique that there’s bound to be at least one that a person will enjoy.
What kind of Disney movies a person likes is like their own little personality test, quite like how astrology can be used as a way to understand someone’s personality traits. Maybe the two are more related to each other than we once taught?
Take this quiz to find out if taste in Disney movies and astrology work together as one! Or at least, this will be a good quiz to take to figure out what to watch later on this evening!
Aladdin
Let’s go on a magic carpet ride through this movie. It’s the classic love story between two people that shouldn’t be together, but end up falling in love anyways. Of course there’s also a lot of magic, a singing and dancing genie, and a talking parrot that is not very nice.
The Little Mermaid
All Ariel ever wanted was to be able to live on the surface and finally be free of her current life. She wants this so bad that she ends up making a deal to exchange her voice for a pair of legs to finally live life like the people she had been watching from afar ever since she was a girl.
Cinderella
After her father passed away, Cinderella was under the guardianship of her stepmother, who forced her to do only chores while her stepsisters were able to to other things, like go to the ball. She always wanted to go, but her dress and plans were foiled--that is, until her fairy godmother came to save the day.
Cars
It’s a different kind of world where there are no people but there are a ton of talking cars with eyes. This movie centers on a red car named Lightning McQueen, who is one of the most popular up-and coming racers around. The last competition resulted in a three-way tie and to break that tie, he must go to LA to race at the International Speedway.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Snow White has been named the “fairest of them all” by a magic mirror and her stepmother is not too happy about it and hires a huntsman to take her out. He can’t do it, so he tells her to flee into the woods, which she does--and that’s where she finds a home of seven dwarves, who take her in in exchange for housework. That’s not good enough for the stepmother, who goes so far as to give her a poisoned apple whose effects can only be cured by true love.
Sleeping Beauty
At the birth of the new princess of the land, everyone was invited--everyone except for the fairy Maleficent, who shows up anyways. In retaliation of this treatment, she curses Aurora and says that before she turns sixteen years old she will end up unconscious by a poisoned spindle needle until true love’s kiss can break it.
Alice in Wonderland
The regular world is a bit boring for Alice, but one day she catches something peculiar, a rabbit with a pocket watch, and decides to follow him. She’s then transported into a magical world full of peculiar things, some good and some bad. The problem, though, is that in this world there is a repressive queen who uses her power to an extreme level, and Alice got caught by this punitive ruler.
Pinocchio
A man named Geppetto made a wood puppet named Pinocchio and wished that he was a real boy. The blue fairy comes and grants him this wish, but for Pinocchio to fully become a human boy, he must prove to be good. She assigns Jiminy Cricket to help him, but it’s a hard job because Pinocchio does a lot of things wrong.
Tarzan
A baby boy lost his parents in the jungle so a gorilla named Kala takes the baby under her wing and raises him as Tarzan. He grows up in the jungle, befriending the other animals--everything is fine until one day some explorers come into the area. Tarzan ends up saving Jane, the professor’s daughter, and they form an unlikely bond. Problem is, her dad is trying to take resources from the jungle and is hurting Tarzan’s family in the process.
Mary Poppins
The Banks children are getting a new nanny, and no matter what people expected, they weren’t expecting Mary Poppins. She’s great at keeping the kids in check, but she’s also full of mysterious quirks, such as her bottomless bag. With her magic, she transports the kids and her friends into crazy, fun, and musical situations.
Peter Pan
Off, far away from London is a place called Never Land--where there are pixies, pirates, and where kids seem to never get older. The Darling children have heard stories of this place, but didn’t know it was real until Peter Pan came along one night and took the kids on an adventure they will never forget.
101 Dalmatians
This dalmatian family has 15 litters of puppies, meaning that there are over a hundred of them at the house. Cruella De Vil sees them and wants to buy the dogs so that she can make the perfect fur coat for herself. Obviously, the dogs’ owner, Roger, refuses, which brings Cruella to get into some crazy shenanigans to get the puppies, but to no avail thankfully.
Up
In one of the most upsetting openings of a movie ever, we Carl and Ellie grow up, fall in love, and then we see Ellie pass away. Ever since then, Carl has been a grumpy old man and been ordered to go to a retirement home. To follow through with a childhood promise, Carl turns the house into an airship powered by hundreds of helium balloons--and he’s got a boy scout and a talking dog to go on this adventure with him.
Tangled
Mother Gothel has been using a magical flower of sunlight for centuries to keep herself young and beautiful, but the powers ended up living within a girl, Rapunzel. Gothel takes her away from her parents and locks her in a tower to keep her hidden from the world, and so she can have all the long, magical hair of Rapunzel to herself. Now Rapunzel wants out of the tower so she can finally experience the world.
The Princess and the Frog
Tiana just wants to have her own restaurant someday, but after going to a costume party for her friend Charlotte, things get weird. There’s a prince in town who was struck by a voodoo curse and was turned into a frog. After Tiana kisses him, she also turns into a frog because she wasn’t a princess. Now these two have to figure out how to undo the spell or live as amphibians for the rest of their lives.
Frozen
This is a story about two sisters, one who has magic ice powers and one who does not. The magic one, Elsa, is about to be throned but she just can’t take the pressure so she flees and turns the whole land into an icy wonderland. Her sister, Anna, teams up with a random guy and a talking snowman to try and find Elsa to break the spell.
Inside Out
Riley’s parents are moving from Minnesota to San Francisco and she’s not super happy about it. The emotions that are working in her brain are going wild trying to restore some sense of balance in her emotions before things get bad. Her basic emotions have to go on a journey within Riley’s mind to find something that will make Riley okay again.
Winnie the Pooh
It’s just another day in the 100 Acre Wood. Winnie the Pooh is out of honey, and is very hungry because of it. The rest of the gang, Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, and the rest are there too. One day Christopher Robin left a note saying that he’d be back soon, but since Pooh nor anyone else can really read, they believed that Christopher was abducted by a monster called the Backson, and they need to rescue him.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Is this a Christmas movie, or a Halloween movie? Nobody really knows but it’s good nonetheless. It takes place in Halloweentown, where it’s Halloween every day of the year and the town’s best public figure, Jack Skellington, finds himself in the world of Christmas and is inspired. He tries to bring the joy of Christmas back to the spook of Halloweentown, but it doesn’t really work out.
Moana
As a child, the ocean had chosen Moana to be the one to return the heart to Te Fiti, the goddess who gives life to the ocean. Maui had stolen it from her a long time ago, but because it’s gone Te Ka was able to bring darkness to the world. Now Moana has to set out on a journey to find Maui and restore Te Fiti’s heart before the darkness consumes the world.
Mulan
The Huns have invaded China, which means that it is time for war. Mulan is the only daughter of the Fa family, and is having a terrible time conforming to be good wife material. Her father, as the only man in the family, is called upon to fight but Mulan is worried he’s too old and weak to survive. In the night, she steals her father’s armor, cuts her hair, and joins the ranks to fight in the war. She didn’t expect it to be so hard to fit in as one of the boys, though.
Hercules
Hades was a jealous older brother who took his baby brother Hercules away from their parents and gave him a potion to remove all of his godly powers. The last drop wasn’t consumed before he was found by two farmers. As he got older, he started to wonder where his superhuman strength came from and found out that he’s the son of Zeus. To get all of his godly powers back, he must become a true hero.
The Incredibles
Superheroes used to be a big deal, but were eventually forced to retire after public opinion towards super-powered people turned sour. Now, years after the glory days, the retired Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl are trying to raise their super-powered children in the most normal way they can. Even though they’re just trying to be normal, it looks like a new villain in town is going to make this super-family join together.
Beauty and the Beast
Belle may be beautiful, but everyone in her small French town thinks she’s weird because she’s outspoken and loves to read. Her father was lost in the woods and sought refuge at a castle, but the resident, a prince cursed to look like a beast, took him prisoner instead. Belle proposed to take the place of her father, and the Beast agreed. Eventually, the two open up to each other and fall in love, which is great because that’s what he needs to become a human again.
Finding Nemo
This movie follows a clownfish family, young Nemo and his father, Marlin. After losing his wife in a barracuda attack, Marlin is afraid of the ocean and keeps Nemo on a short leash. In an act of rebellion, Nemo swims up to touch a boat and gets taken away by some humans. Marlin faces his fears and goes through the deep sea in hopes that he’ll find his son before something bad happens to him.
Brave
Merida’s parents are trying to get her to marry someone because they think it’s time for her to become a lady, but she’s not having any of it, and is very mad at her mom about it. With the spell of a witch in the forest, her family turns into black bears--and that somehow helps Merida bond more with her mother while they try to undo the spell.
Monsters, Inc.
There are two different worlds: the monster world and the human world. The monsters are afraid of humans, believing they’re toxic, but they use their screams for energy. Energy production has been low because kids are becoming less afraid of things. One day, a door portal was left open and a child found herself in the scream factory. Sully and Mike have to hide this child before she gets taken away. Through these crazy adventures, they learn that humans aren’t what they were led to believe, and that laughs are a better source of energy anyways.
Toy Story
Andy’s toys, when he’s not playing with them, are alive and conscious of the world. Andy’s family is about to move, so all the toys are wishing that they can make the cut for toys taken to the next house. Woody, Andy’s favorite toy, is jealous of the new toy in the bunch, Buzz Lightyear. Their beefs have to be set aside, though, as they try to survive the weird neighbor, Sid, who loves to take toys apart.
Lilo and Stitch
An alien experiment that has been deemed too dangerous to keep alive managed to escape his cell and escape to Earth. He lands in Hawaii and meets a girl, Lilo, who takes this strange creature in as her new best friend. They become fast friends and it seems that Stitch isn’t as dangerous as his creators once thought.
The Lion King
The Pride Lands of Africa are ruled by a single lion, Mufasa. His brother, Scar, wants the throne for himself and betrays him. To make sure his plan succeeds, he lures young Simba out into present danger. Years after being saved by some goofy friends, he is reunited with his young love and has to try and save the animal kingdom now that he has the ability to do so.
A Goofy Movie
Goofy and his son, Max, have a strained relationship, as most parents and teenagers have. Max gets in trouble at school, so his dad tries to plan out a fishing trip to try and get some father-son bonding in. Since Max has got a date with Roxanne, he lies about where he’s going and says he’s going to show up onstage at a concert they were supposed to go to. Craziness ensues, but maybe they did become a little bit closer.
Pocahontas
English settlers have come to North America and are starting to build their settlements, with complete disregard to Pocahontas and her tribe. Pocahontas, the daughter of the tribe’s chief is already betrothed but is afraid to settle down with someone as strict as him, since she’s a bit of a free spirit. Unfortunately, she had to find love with one of the settlers, John Smith.
The Emperor’s New Groove
Kuzco is a young, selfish, and egotistical emperor of the ancient Inca empire. His adviser, Yzma, wants the power of emperor for herself so she devises a plan to poison Kuzco. Unfortunately, they messed up the bottle labels and the potion turned him into a llama. This humbles him a bit, and learns how to be a respectable person while on his journey to turn himself back into a human.
Coco
In Mexico, there is a young boy named Miguel who wants to become a musician, but his family forbids it because it was a musician who left his great-great-grandmother many years ago. He steals a guitar from Ernesto and after playing it, is transported into the world of the afterlife. To be able to come home into the living, he must get a blessing from an ancestor. He learns a lot about his family, and is reunited with his grandmother, Coco, right before she passes on too.
Ratatouille
This movie is about a rat who lives in Paris and has a passion for cooking. He hangs out at Gusteau’s restaurant, and watches the cooks do their jobs. One day he helps the clean-up boy, Alfredo, recreate a soup he ruined. The two become quite a duo, with Remy the rat helping his human friend cook while operating underneath his chef’s hat.
