Only Sitcom Junkies Will Ace This 'Who Did It' Quiz?
- by Danielle Lasher
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As humans, we enjoy making others laugh, and when we know something is funny, we wish to share it. So, we borrow the language of the characters we admire in hopes to see our friend smile. At their core, sitcoms are about friendship and family. One of the top sitcoms of all time is simply called Friends. The genre—always tongue-in-cheek—explores the lengths we go to make others happy.
Sitcoms have been bringing the sound of laughter to homes for decades. The sitcom, by nature of its name, is a situational comedy. However, the art of the sitcom is much more than that. Rather than focusing on plot development, sitcoms focus on a core group of cast members. Catchphrases and one-liners are essential to creating a likeable character that will grab the cultures attention. Many of these lines have been integrated into the slang of today. Each member of the group has their own part to play and unique traits that make them stand out. Many people fall in love with or identify closely with at least one of the characters. While it’s easy to remember who a character is, only true fans have a keen mind for remembering who said what.
Who said this: “There’s always money in the Banana Stand."
In “Top Banana”, Michael is on a mission to track down someone’s flight records at any cost. He first tries to simply ask for them, but he refuses and asks to get his bunkmate a job. Later, Michael attempts to get the records from his mother, who again refuses. Michael then learns that that the records have been burnt, as ordered by his father. When Michael goes to confront this person all they have to say is, “There’s always money in the Banana Stand.” Who says this?
Who said this: “(Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, Knock, Knock) Penny?”
This character has a unique trait when they knock on a door. Every time they enter a room with someone in they must knock three times. This is usually done on Penny’s door. “(Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, knock, knock) Penny? (Knock, Knock, Knock) Penny?” However, this has been done to other characters as well. Many attribute this to the characters OCD like tendencies, other claim it’s from walking in on his father when he was younger. Who says this?
Who said this: “If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.”
In “Celebration Day,” the gang takes a camping trip as a last hoorah before they graduate. Eric wants everyone to have fun but knows that Kelso and Hyde are fighting about Jackie. So, he demands that they put they’re differences aside for one weekend. Eventually, Kelso and Hyde end up fighting. This causes Jackie to put an end to the fighting and explains that she’s been getting back at them for how they treat her. During this conversation, someone says, “If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.” Who says this?
Who said this: “How you doin’?”
During season 4 of Friends, someone is explain how exactly they flirt. They explain that all they have to do is walk up and ask, “How you doin’?” This became the iconic line associated with the character. What’s odd is that they did not say the line until half way through the series. Anyone trying to do an impression lays on thick New York accent and an appealing voice. They might even through in a wink at the end. Who says, “How you doin’?”
Who said this: “What? Honey, I’m fine. I’m moving on with my life. I’ve joined Curves. And I finally got into the Harry Potter books. You know I say I root for Gryffindor, but secretly I love my Slytherin boys.”
During “I Second That Emotion,” begins with someone bringing Rosario over to Will’s apartment demanding that she stay there. Will and Grace both protest saying that she will have to deal with her anger at some point. To which she responds, “What? Honey, I’m fine. I’m moving on with my life. I’ve joined Curves. And I finally got into the Harry Potter books. You know I say I root for Gryffindor, but secretly I love my Slytherin boys.” Who says this?
Who said this: “Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the bench?”
In “Stone Mountain,” Liz and another NBC employee need to find a new cast member. They decide to head down to Stone Mountain, Georgia to find their next star. Liz gets a sandwich at a local shop and immediately starts to feel sick. This leaves her co-worker to find a new hire alone. The next morning, while arguing about the new cast member, they get a whiff of her breath and say, “Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the bench?” Who says this?
Who said this: “ovaries before brovaries”
During “The Stakeout,” a character dishes out some true girl code lessons. The community garden has been polluted with illicit plants being grown in the garden. This character takes it upon themselves to stakeout the garden until they catch the perpetrator. Instead, she ends catching her best friend and ex-boyfriend going out for dinner. She wants to be mad but had told her earlier that it was fine if they went out because, “ovaries before brovaries”. Who said this?
Who said this: “It’s a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it’s very wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.”
During “The Hofstadter Isotope”, Sheldon gets into a heated online debate about Batman. To help his argument his reaches out to his friend to see if he is right. The topic of the debate being who would take over for Batman if he were to ever pass away. Sheldon believes that Dick Grayson—the original Robin—would be the most logical choice. However, his friend disagrees. Offended by the idea of being wrong, Sheldon retorts, “Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.” To which his friend explains, “It’s a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it’s very wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.” Who says this?
Who said this: “Pleased to meet you, Captain. I’m Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.”
In “Natural History”, the gang is invited to a formal event at the natural history museum. Once there, one of the characters notices Zoey Pierson from across the room. Zoey then approaches them and introduces her husband, the host of the event. He introduces himself but says that everyone just calls him The Captain. When it’s discovered that he gave the nickname to himself, this character says “Pleased to meet you, Captain. I’m Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.” Who says this?
Who said this: “I’m cool, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG… why the face.”
Modern Family is a story of three related families that are each unique in their own way. In the “Pilot” we are introduced to the Dunphy family. They represent the traditional household. Phil and Claire are the mom and dad with three children; Haley, Alex and Luke. As the family is interviewed by the film crew they talk about themselves and what they think their personalities are like. One of them says, “I’m cool, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG… why the face.” Who says this?
Who said this: “Someday I’m going to own a restaurant, and everything is going to be special and then when people ask me, ‘What’s the special?’ I’m going to say 'everything!'”
In “Garage Sale,” The Forman’s decide to host a garage sale to make some extra cash. Hyde offers to make some brownies for everyone. What he doesn’t say is they're his “special” brownies. Things go from bad to worse when all their parents accidentally eat the brownies. When one of the characters discovers that the brownies are special, this triggers a business idea. They say, “Someday I’m going to own a restaurant, and everything is going to be special and then when people ask me, ‘What’s the special?’ I’m going to say 'everything!'” Who says this?
Who said this: “Now see, I think that Comic Sans always screams ‘FUN’, right?”
In “Smallest Park,” a pair of characters are tasked with creating the new Parks Department logo. Chris Traeger informs that they can do whatever they want, but that it basically boils down to choosing a new font. While one of two plays it calm and investigates what the best font would be, the other goes wild planning for a whole event launch. Eventually, they concluded that most of the internet would dislike. One of them exclaims, “Now see, I think that Comic Sans always screams ‘FUN’, right?” Who says this?
Who said this: “You’ll never go broke playing to a rich guy’s ego.”
In “Door to Door,” one of the characters must sell wrapping paper around the neighborhood as he is determined to teach them a lesson about hard work. After only three houses, he is ready to give up and call it quits. Jay convinces him to try a little longer. This character responds that he knew he could never be as good Jay, who then buys the rest of the wrapping paper. The character smirks and says, “You’ll never go broke playing to a rich guy’s ego.” Who says this?
Who said this: “I got off the plane.”
In “The Last One”, Ross has one last chance to make things right with his soulmate. She’s about to take off for a new job in Europe when Phoebe calls and manically tells her something is wrong with plane. This gives Ross just enough time to tell her how he feels. Confused she turns around and re-boards the plane. Later, Ross gets a message from her but can’t hear the end of it. Ross wonders, “Did she get off the plane?”. A voice from behind him says, “I got off the plane.” Who says this?
Who said this: “I’d help you, but it’s not my problem.”
In “Fagel Attraction,” Wills laptop is stolen, and Detective Gavin Hatch offers up his services. What is odd, though, is that Gavin invites Will to a bar to search for any suspects that might have stolen his laptop. Eventually, Gavin admits that he was lying to Will to spend time with him. However, before Will could get a confession from Gavin he seeks out the advice from one of his friends. Yet, all they had to say was, “I’d help you, but it’s not my problem.” Who says this?
Who said this: “I’ve been thinking about moving out for some time now. There’s a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don’t want to still be there when they get sick of candy.”
In “When Good Kids Go Bad,” the Dunphy house has a new spare room in the attic. Claire and Phil come home to all three of their children arguing over who’s going to move up there. One of the children makes an unappealing discovery in their room and states, “I’ve been thinking about moving out for some time now. There’s a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don’t want to still be there when they get sick of candy.” Who says this?
Who said this: “Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle’s after he would drink from the air conditioner.”
In one episode, Jack finds out that a staff member called him a “class A moron.” And it turns out that a staff member witnessed exactly who said it, Liz Lemon. To make matters worse, she said it to a reporter. Liz ends up threatening the staff member who witnessed her. This triggers an odd flashback in the character she was talking to. He responds, “Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle’s after he would drink from the air conditioner.” Who says this?
Who said this: “BAZINGA”
The most iconic catchphrase from The Big Bang Theory would have to be “BAZINGA”. The speaker would exclaim this non-sense word as a way of reassuring his friends that what he had said was just a joke. Later in the series, as his sense of humor grows, he finds that he no longer needs to identify when he is joking. The most notable use of the catchphrase is in “The Einstein Approximation”, where he keeps bobbing up and down in a ball pit shouting “BAZINGA”. Who says this?
Who said this: “Rule 1: lose the goatee, it doesn’t go with your suit. Rule 2: Get a suit.
In the “How I Met Everyone Else” episode, we learn about how each group member met. A character recounts how they met Ted in the bar’s bathroom. In the bathroom, that character spins a story about his deaf brother that Ted believes. Later, he attempts to teach Ted how to live life the right way and gives him two rules. “Rule 1: lose the goatee, it doesn’t go with your suit. Rule 2: Get a suit.” Who said this?
Who said this: “We were on a break!”
Arguably one of the most famous lines of Friends was screamed as a last-ditch defense for his actions. In “The One Without the Ski Trip”, Rachel confronts her ex for betraying her. He still contends that he was unaware of the fact that they were still dating when he kissed another woman. Angry at the constant accusation he screams, “We were on a break!” Which Rachel believes doesn’t take him off the hook. This becomes a running gag through the series and kind of his catchphrase. Who claims, “We were on a break!”?
Who said this: “Well, sorry I annoyed you with my friendship!”
In “The Return,” someone starts to get on everyone’s nerves, especially Michaels. He’s playing bothersome music, annoying his co-workers, giving forced nicknames, and constantly brown-nosing Michael. As Michael is attempting to leave for a meeting, he stops Michael to ask him to hang out after work. Michael rejects his offer and demands that he stops kissing-up to him. The worker becomes irate and screams, “Well, sorry I annoyed you with my friendship!” and then punches a hole in the wall. Who is this?
Who said this: “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.”
In “The Griffin Equivalency,” we get a deep look into one of the character’s past. Raj as been invited to go to the People magazine reception, but his ego gets on everyone’s nerves. While arguing with Howard about how to replace Raj with an artificial intelligence, Howard says that this person is insane. They retorted, “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.” From there, this would become the go to answer for when anyone would question his sanity. Who said this?
Who said this: “I don’t know. Why does she bark at the vacuum? It’s a thing, it isn’t going to play with you.”
In “Little Bo Bleep” Jay and Gloria’s dog Stella begins to act very strange. Stella keeps jumping into the pool, which worries Jay. Jay thinks that Stella is sad because Gloria calls her stupid all the time. Gloria doesn’t seem to believe this. Later that day, while getting ready for the wedding, Stella jumps in the pool again. Jay wonders why she would keep jumping into the pool. Someone tells him, “I don’t know. Why does she bark at the vacuum? It’s a thing, it isn’t going to play with you.” Who says this?
Who said this: “That’s your own brain comprehending its own stupidity.”
During “Hyde’s Christmas Rager,” Hyde’s dad leaves the apartment unsupervised for the kids to throw a party. The boys get a little too wasted, and their cover is blown when Eric begins to disrespect Red and Kitty. While arguing, Eric gets nauseous and throws up all over Red’s shoes. The next day, Eric is laying on the couch and complains about how much his head hurts. Someone in the room replies, “That’s your own brain comprehending its own stupidity.” Who says this?
Who said this: “Just pretend we’re talking until the cops leave.”
During “Frame Toby,” Michael attempts to find any reason to fire Toby. Initially, Michael tries to have Toby framed for bothering Pam, but she doesn’t allow that to happen. Michael, determined to get Toby out of the office for good, buys what he thinks is an illegal substance and stashes it in Toby’s desk. He then has Dwight call the police to do a sweep of the office. When the police arrive, another co-worker looks very uncomfortable. They even tell the camera crew, “Just pretend we’re talking until the cops leave.” Who says this?
Who said this: “See he’s her lobster!”
In “The One With The Prom Video”, Ross is desperately trying to make amends with Rachel for the list. Rachel tells him that they will never work out for what he did. Another member of the group disagrees with Rachel and drops a little lobster knowledge to back up their claim. Stating, “It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tanks, holding claws. Later, once Rachel forgives Ross, the same friend exclaims, “See he’s her lobster!” Who says this?
Who said this: “This is my pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this a bar graph describing my favorite pies.”
In “Right Place, Right Time”, a certain character gets access to their works Graphics Department and becomes addicted to making graphs. They start to make graphs for every situation, including data about their friends lives. Eventually, they show a graph that was the run-away joke. “This is my pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this a bar graph describing my favorite pies.” The use of the charts leads the gang to having another one of their famous interventions. Who is obsessed with the charts?
Who said this: “Oh, no, no. I’m not in the group yet. No, I’m afraid I just blue myself.”
In “The One Where Michael Leaves,” one of the Bluth family members attempts an open relationship. After their partner has much more success in the dating field, they find themselves coming up short. They decide to audition for Blue Man Group as an understudy to boost their confidence. For the audition, they cover their entire body in a blue paint. Before leaving, Michael inquires if they’ve auditioned yet. They respond, “Oh, no, no. I’m not in the group yet. No, I’m afraid I just blue myself.” Who said this?
Who said this: “Of course I did. It’s you.”
In “The Romance Resonance”, we watch as two characters rekindle their relationship. One of them feels as though the romance in their relationship has gone, and desperately wants to bring the spark back. She mention’s having a bed and breakfast weekend, but it doesn’t turn out quite as romantic as they hoped. At the end of the episode, the couple has a romantic dinner together and end up looking through a box of old memories together. When asked why she kept it all, she said, “Of course I did. It’s you.” Who said this?
Who said this: “I don’t want to be an adult anymore. It’s very hard!”
In the episode “Women and Children First”, someone runs into their childhood babysitter, Sissy after discovering that she still babysits. This person hires her to be a babysit for himself, a grown man. Will eventually convinces him to stop hiring her and be an adult. This prompts the reply, “I don’t want to be an adult anymore. It’s very hard!” Sissy then monologues about how hard it is to watch the kids grow up and never get to say goodbye. Who complains about being an adult?
Who said this: “Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.”
In “Amigos!” Buster and someone get into an argument. The army has given Buster order to go to Iraq and he decides to go to protest another character’s relationship. Rather than discuss how she feels, she decides to throw a party to make her feel bad. Eventually, they give in and leave Oscar, the person Buster disliked. As Oscar is packing his stuff, they give his son, Annyong, some money and say, “Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.” Who says this?
Who said this: “You’re over me? When were you under me?”
In “The One Where Ross Finds Out”, Rachel is struggling with getting over a crush that didn't go as hoped. She is sent into a downward spiral when she finds out her crush and his girlfriend are getting a cat together. She even leaves work early to go and vent with Monica. Later that night, she ends up calling her crush and announcing she was over him. He ends up hearing the messaging and confronts Rachel by exclaiming, “You’re over me? When were you under me?” Who said this?
Who said this: “I love cake.”
In “I Love Cake,” Donna opens to her boyfriend, only to get the oddest reply. While sitting in his car, Donna turns to her boyfriend and admits, “I love you.” After a few seconds of hesitation, he responds, “I love cake.” He later explains that he freaked out and didn’t know what to say. This confuses Donna more. They eventually work it out, and he can admit that he loves her too. Who is the cake lover that says this?
Who said this: “Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.”
In “Hunting Trip,” we learn that every year the men in the office take a hunting trip. This year, however, someone decided that all the women of the department will also be attending. Ron, who is de-facto leader of the trip, is obviously disturbed by having his hunting trip take a nosedive. One of the ladies proves herself to Ron by shooting down the first bird of the day. In an interview to the camera, they mention that “guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.” Who says this?
Who said this: “That’s great. So the other 449 families live in fear?”
During “Switch Hitter,” Michael attempts to smooth things over with long time rival Sitwell housing. However, some of the family members think it’s a little odd that they’re trying to meet now, as they have their annual softball game against each other. Eventually, Stan Sitwell comes over to talk to Michael about building 450 homes together and splitting the profit. Stan only has one request, that they build at least 1 home for a impoverish family. Someone disagrees and interjects, “That’s great. So the other 449 families live in fear?” Who says this?
Who said this: “Treat yo self!”
It’s October 14th during the episode “Pawnee Rangers,” and that means it's Treat Yo Self Day. This is an annual celebration for two of the Parks Department workers. Every year, they spend the whole day buying what they don’t need at all. Ben, who’s been having a particularly tough week, decides to join the two on their holiday. However, he finds it hard to open up and spend his money for no reason. This causes the two co-workers to shout, “Treat yo self!” repeatedly. Which characters say this?
Who said this: “never follow a hippie to a second location."
In “Rosemary’s Baby,” Liz Lemon finally gets to meet her idol Rosemary Howard. However, Rosemary’s ideas and beliefs haven’t aged well into the new century. Liz is constantly finding Rosemary’s pitches to be too controversial for their show. Liz, not knowing what to do, seeks advice from her friend. The friend encourages Liz to fire Rosemary. During their conversation, he takes time to take a jab at Liz’s unwavering support for her idol. He gives her the advice to “never follow a hippie to a second location.” Who says this?
Who said this: “That’s what she said”
“That’s what she said” was a constant gag throughout the series. It became one character's iconic catchphrase. Most of the time he was saying it, however, it wouldn’t make any sense. In fact, it’s revealed in later seasons, that he didn’t even realize that it was supposed to be a dirty joke. This joke was made nearly 50 times over the course of 9 seasons. While many of the cast would also make a “That’s what she said joke,” there was only one who coined it. Whose catchphrase was “That’s what she said”?
Who said this: “I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things.”
In “Campaign Shake-Up,” Leslie has decided to run for City Council, but the Parks Department is going to have to pick up the slack. Chris Traeger informs Ron that he is going to have to hire someone to pick up some of Leslie’s responsibilities while she’s campaigning. Ron refuses to waste taxpayer money on hiring someone new but commits to hiring from within. Eventually, Ron finds the perfect person, but they’re quite reluctant to be promoted. They say, “I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things.” Who said this?
Who said this: “She’s never seen Star Wars? Ted, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s because they lived the Star Wars.”
In “Do I know You?”, Ted and Stella get engaged. Excited for his friend, one of the characters asks Ted about his soon-to-be wife. Simple questions like what her favorite color is and what she likes to do. Ted realizes he knows nothing about her. He goes home and attempts to bond with her, but only discovers that she’s never seen Star Wars. Ted’s friend exclaims, “She’s never seen Star Wars? Ted, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s because they lived the Star Wars.” Who says this?
Who said this: “An organization that secretly watch people and makes sure they are behaving properly.”
In the episode, “into the Crevasse,” an NBC employee needs to take a few hours off work. During his conversation with Liz, he mentions that he volunteers at multiple locations. On that day, he was going to the animal shelter. Other days he goes to a program to help zoo animals. Finally, he describes a seemingly uncouth organization that he has recently volunteered for, called Big Brother. He describes the program as, “an organization that secretly watch people and makes sure they are behaving properly.” Who said this?
Who said this: “Well, speaking of friends, how are your four cats?”
During “Halloween,” Red and Kitty pass out candy and remember their first Halloween at Point Place. They had been throwing a party, when Red’s old friend Frank swings by the party and is a rude as can be. We learn that it’s because of Frank’s immaturity and recklessness that Red creates his own catchphrase. However, after Frank insults someone by saying “I can’t imagine that you have that many friends.” They retort, “Well, speaking of friends, how are your four cats?” Who says this?
Who said this: “No, it’s off me! A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory.”
During “Into the Crevasse,” Liz offends one of her employees when she writes her book and they discover most of the book is based off their life. Angered by his friend making fun of him, he plans to retaliate by annoying Liz until she gives him her life rights. After Liz implies that maybe it’s his fault that he has so many flaws, he yells back, “No, it’s off me! A book hasn’t cause me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory.” Who said this?
Who said this: “One dollar for two packs of gummy bears! It’s like I don’t even care what happens for the rest of the day.”
In “The Magician’s Code”, Barney and Marshall are stuck in Atlantic City as Lily goes into labor. Barney promises they get Marshall back in time for his daughter to be born. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted reassure Lily that Marshall is on his way. Marshall and Barney finally arrive at the hospital with just enough time. As they are waiting, one of the friends comes rushing out declaring great news, “One dollar for two packs of gummy bears! It’s like I don’t even care what happens for the rest of the day.” Who says this?
Who said this: “Oh, no, we’re having a fire. Sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the school children.”
In “Top Banana,” this character decides to finally get his acting profession started. Michael informs them that a television ad for a fire sale was holding an open casting call. Completely misunderstanding what a fire sale is, they went into the audition thinking that the ad was for a sale that was on fire. They dramatically exclaim, “Oh, no, we’re having a fire. Sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the school children.” They do not get the part and can later be seen crying in the shower. Who says this?
Who said this: “How much do I have to eat until the pain goes away.”
In “Ice Cream Balls,” Will is hired by a very lucrative client. During a meeting between the two, someone invites himself in. Will tries to get him to leave, however, the client is taken to him and wants to go on a date. Will sets them up together, but eventually gets annoyed by how intrusive the person has become. Will convinces the client to break up with him. Will realizes he was wrong when he’s crying into a pint of ice cream asking, “How much do I have to eat until the pain goes away.” Who says this?
Who said this: “If I don’t have some Cake soon, I might be gone!”
During “Survivor Man,” Michael leaves the office to spend a few days in the wilderness. While he’s away he leaves Jim charge. Jim soon learns that it is Birthday Month at the office, and he now must plan a party for three people in one day. He quickly discovers why the Party Planning Committee was always having a hard time meeting everyone’s request. Jim even forgets to get a cake. This prompts one of the employees to exclaim, “If I don’t have some Cake soon, I might die!” Who says this?
Creed suggests that they just file themselves as totally broke in hopes of clearing all debt. Who declares being broke?
In the episode “Money,” we learn about a character’s financial struggle. They are spending more money than he can make on renovations to their condo. They had to trade in their car, take out loans and even get a second job. After a while, they start to come up with some sort of scheme to get out of debt. Creed suggests that they just file themselves as totally broke in hopes of clearing all debt. Unaware of how to go about doing that, they walk into the middle of the room and announces they are declaring such. Who does this?
Who said this: “Key to a good birthday. Low expectations.”
In “Game Changer,” it’s someone’s birthday and they lay down some great advice for making sure you have a good day. For their birthday, Claire offers to wait in line trying to get the iPad that is coming out the same day. She does not make it to the store early enough and must disappoint her family member. In an interview scene, this character gives the audience sage advice. They say, “Key to a good birthday. Low expectations.” Who says this?
"I just hate to feel like a stereotype.” He then sips his coffee and says, “This is whole milk! Now I’m fat and I’ll never find love.” Who says this?
In “Von Trapped,” Grace and friends are sitting in a coffee shop. Grace invites them to a Sound of Music Sing-Along. However, one of her friends doesn’t seem too excited. After pouring some cream into their coffee, they imply that men with relationship preferences akin to Jack and Will's and sing-alongs are too "too obvious." They go on to note, "I just hate to feel like a stereotype.” He then sips his coffee and says, “This is whole milk! Now I’m fat and I’ll never find love.” Who says this?