Only A Super Fan Can Complete These Supernatural Quotes. Who Can Finish Them All?
- by Michelle_Sanders
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-Since the pilot aired in 2005, the CW's Supernatural has only gained momentum over the years, arguably becoming the Internet's (or, at least, certainly Tumblr's) most colossal and fearsome fandom. That's right, bow down before us, peasants! We, the members of the SPN fandom, have a GIF for everything. We have adorable, flawed characters and elaborate yet age-old plot lines. We've got everyday relationships and problems coinciding with the realm of the—big surprise—supernatural. Yes, sir. The Supernatural fandom? It holds nothing back. Fans of this show are dedicated. We're talking hardcore, folks. People don't just casually enjoy Supernatural, it's all or nothing. We binge-watch entire seasons in one sitting, and while that fact in and of itself may not seem too impressive considering loads of people in other fandoms do the exact same thing, we just want to make sure everyone understands the true level of dedication they're dealing with when it comes to the SPN fandom. We Supernatural fans really know our stuff, and we're not afraid to prove it, either. Feeling lucky? Anybody who thinks they're up to the task, feel free to give this one a go, but remember. Only the most dedicated of fans—shall we say super fans, can pass this Supernatural quotes quiz.
Do these _____ taste funny to you?
Sam and Dean Winchester are always on the road, jumping from one hotel to another, which means that they don't always have time to prep a home cooked meal. Because of this, they usually resort to stocking up on snacks at gas stations en route to their latest case. They also rely pretty heavily on fast food places for meals, frequenting diners, cafes and the like. But, as we all know, when it comes to dining out, food poisoning can be a real threat—something Dean found out the hard way.
Well, _____, I'm sorry your feelings are hurt, princess .
Bobby Singer. Owner and operator of Singer Salvage Yard, hunter, mentor and unofficial/official good dad to the Winchester boys. When Sam and Dean—or nearly anybody else, for that matter—is in a pinch, who are they gonna call? Pfft! No, not the Ghostbusters! They're gonna call Bobby, because the guy knows his stuff and he's always got his friends' backs. Bobby Singer is the kind of guy who will drop everything to aid a friend in need, but he's also notoriously intolerant of nonsense and bad attitudes.
Apparently you "wuv ______."
After their (piece of crap) dad left them to fend for themselves, and refused to answer their calls or provide any help, Sam and Dean found it kinda tough to forgive him. Couple that with the fact that their mother met her fiery end on a ceiling when Dean was a toddler and Sam was just a baby, and you've got one of the most heart-wrenching sob stories on TV today. After being offed by a couple of hunters in episode "Dark Side of the Moon", Sam and Dean go to heaven where Dean gets to see his mom again and relive some of the good old days. When Sam finds his brother, he discovers he's wearing a t-shirt that says this.
_____ I get. People are crazy.
When it comes to wrangling all things supernatural, Dean's a pro. After all, he and his brother are legendary. Everyone in the hunting community knows about these two, because they're just that good. They've been "saving people" and "hunting things" for years, thirteen seasons, going on fourteen, if you want to get into the numbers. That's hundreds of cases they've solved, thousands of people they've helped. So, yeah, when it comes to things that go bump in the night, they're about as good as it gets, but there are some things—namely, people—Dean just doesn't understand.
My "people skills" are "_____."
Castiel is more than an angel of the Lord. He's an angel period. He's the sweet little cinnamon roll of the Supernatural fandom, because he's just "too precious for this world". Castiel frequently uses his angel-ness to help Sam and Dean take down the baddies, and he's been known to use some of his "angel mojo" to heal the wounded, too. And, let's not forget how he gripped Dean tight and raised him from perdition that one time. Cas is good at being an angel, but what he's not so good at is social interactions.
You're the one who pizza rolled _____.
In the episode titled "Clap Your Hands If You Believe", Sam and Dean investigate the case of a missing person, the fourth victim in a string of disappearances. The locals claim that they witnessed these missing people being abducted by aliens. Now, the Winchesters have dealt with all kinds of supernatural beings. In fact, they do so so frequently that that's actually the title of the show. Vampires, werewolves, angels, demons, they've seen it all. But when it comes to aliens? They're a little hesitant to buy into that. Soon, they discover aliens aren't the problem here, but a supernatural being of fairytale fame, prompting Sam to whip out this hilarious line.
See? That attitude right there is why I always got _____.
Sam and Dean spend all day, every day together. Well, at least, they do when one of them hasn't been cast into the underworld, or gotten lost in Purgatory, or turned into a demon, or...okay, so they're not together all day, every day, but they do spend the majority of their time together. Plus, they're brothers, so obviously they get into their fair share of spats. Sam wants to talk about feelings, Dean doesn't want to talk at all, things come to a head, nothing is resolved, rinse and repeat. But sometimes, they don't fight, they just tease each other, which is exactly what Dean is doing when he says this line.
Why is it, whenever something happens, it's always _____?
Bobby is something of a conundrum. He's got a lot of patience in some ways, especially when it comes to helping his friends, but in other ways, his fuse is super duper short. We mean, the guy will go out of his way to lend a hand to a fellow hunter. He'll back-burner his own life to help see a friend through. That's pretty patient, if you ask us. But, on the other hand, he can be pretty short with people, never bothering to conceal his true feelings and saying what's on his mind, even if it hurts to hear. And sometimes, he just gets fed up.
You know...we should play _____.
Sam and Dean are trying, and so far failing, to take down the Leviathans, a group of primordial monsters who have escaped from Purgatory, are really tough to off and are trying to take over North America with a little help from a political candidate sleezeball by the name of Dick Roman. Sam and Dean begin to suspect Cas might have information about this situation when Crowley says they should bring him along during the investigation, but when they confront him, Cas simply says this before disappearing.
They burned down my house! They ate my _____!
After being demoted to handling crossroads deals, Crowley's feeling a little bit bitter towards the other demons, so he agrees to help Sam and Dean get their hands on the rings belonging to the legendary Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, but not before ranting a little bit about all of the wrongs that he's suffered at the hands of his fellow fallen angels. Unfortunately for him, Sam and Dean couldn't care less about his ridiculous problems, but does that stop Crowley from complaining? Nope.
I gotta start carrying _____.
Dean may be the eldest Winchester brother, but if you think that age equals maturity, prepare to be disappointed. Hey, don't get us wrong, when it comes to protecting his little brother, Sam, he'll do whatever he's gotta do. But when it comes to his personal decisions and life choices, Dean doesn't always put his best foot forward. Sam, he's the responsible adult. Dean? He's just a big kid running around eating junk food, staying up too late watching TV and kicking monster butts. But, sometimes he laments his lack of preparedness.
I'll _____ the cat.
Occasionally, Castiel will tag along with Sam and Dean on their cases, trying to help them out by either gathering clues or just providing some helpful "angel mojo" and/or divine knowledge. Of course, as he himself has admitted, Cas doesn't always understand people, or pop culture references, or social cues, or, well, much of anything else as it pertains to humans, so trying to collect evidence from suspects and law enforcement is a little rough. Fortunately, Cas's angel instincts help him zero in on the most suspicious of suspects right off the bat—in this case, the cat. Good going, Cas.
Did Hermione run when _____ was in trouble?
The cool thing about Supernatural (you know, besides literally everything about it) is that it recognizes other fandoms. Fans of the show can pick up on Doctor Who, Star Trek, The Avengers and Sherlock references, not to mention Harry Potter. Hey, look, Sam and Dean may spend the vast majority of their time tracking down monsters, but they have personal lives, too, you know. They enjoy movies and shows and books just like the rest of us, and you know something? It's nice to think Moose and Squirrel are just as geeky as us fans.
Ever get that feeling someone's _____? Frownie face.
In "The French Mistake" Sam and Dean are sent to a parallel universe. Hilariously, the alternate world they're cast into happens to be one where they're actually two actors in a show called Supernatural—in other words, this episode is about the characters in the show portraying the actors portraying them in the show. And, yes, it's super funny. Sam and Dean, now Jared and Jensen respectively, are surprised to find Cas's real name is Misha, and he's a doofus with no angelic powers whatsoever. Meanwhile, Misha is surprised to find that the world of the show Supernatural is actually quite real when he tweets this.
Wait, there's no such thing as _____?
Most of the monsters Sam and Dean track down have a history. Werewolves, vampires, shapeshifters, all of those things come from folklore, but just because something is a myth doesn't mean it exists. To be sure, there are plenty of bloodthirsty monsters out there, but not every cryptid exists simply by virtue of the fact that there's a legend about it. It's complicated, we know, and even though we've been watching the show since day one, even *we* haven't figured out the logic behind this, yet. Neither has Sam, as is evidenced when he says this line.
It's like Mission: _____, watch out.
In "The Curious Case of Dean Winchester", the Winchester brothers discover a witch who's running a poker game, which sounds fine, but instead of gambling money, the players risk years of their very lives—so the stakes are high. Bobby Singer, who's in a wheelchair at this point, decides to play the game in an effort to win back his ability to walk, but when things go south and he starts to age, Dean steps in and saves him, but, alas, he also begins to age, too. It looks like Sam is their only hope of survival, prompting Moose to utter this line.
I hope your _____ pie is freaking worth it!
In episode eleven of the very first season, Dean hits the road to investigate a series of mysterious disappearances in rural Indiana. As it turns out, the residents of the small town have been making offerings to a scarecrow, which, as it turns out, is actually a pagan god that demands annual sacrifices in exchange for agricultural abundance, fertility and the like. Eventually, the town wises up to Dean's scheme and decides to offer him up as the latest sacrifice, leaving him with the demented scarecrow, causing him to chime in with this classic Dean-ism.
Mom, you've got to stop ____ me in holy water every time I go out!
Kevin Tran is just your average advanced placement high school student trying to nail that 4.0 grade point average and get accepted into a great college, but his life is turned upside down when he discovers that he's a prophet, capable of reading the Word of God. His abilities mean he's constantly in danger, at risk of being taken by guys like Crowley, which is exactly what happens in "A Little Slice of Kevin". His friends and family worry about him constantly, especially his mother, and while he appreciates her concern, he does get a little annoyed sometimes, as is evidenced when he says this line.
You got something against _____?
Sometimes, supernatural creatures have to be dealt with using supernatural means. Things like curses, casting spells, breaking hexes and oh, so much more are often involved. Fortunately, Sam and Dean have made plenty of friends as well versed in the supernatural as themselves but with different powers. Powers that enable them to pack a real punch to these creatures, kicking them where it hurts most and taking them down once and for all. At this point, Sam knows when it comes to the supernatural, just about anything is possible, which is why he doesn't understand the demon Ruby's skepticism, and responds with this line.
I'm mostly confused. I'm not sure how _____.
In episode four of season eleven, "Baby", Sam and Dean are trying to find out more information about the Darkness, but their investigation has been stalling, so they decide to head out on another case, leaving Castiel behind at the Bunker to his own devices. While they're away, they talk to Cas on the phone, and it sounds like he's been binge-watching shows on TV, but because he's an angel who doesn't quite grasp the many nuances and connotations of humans, is failing to fully understand what's going on in the show, causing him to bust out this line.
We know a little about a lot of things. Enough to make us ______
Sam and Dean have been around the block a time or two. They've dealt with your average supernatural creatures, like your vampires and your zombies, and they've dealt with more obscure monsters like wendigos, rugarus and what Dean dubbed the Jefferson Starships. Point is, they've pretty much seen it all when it comes to these paranormal beasts. Even though they don't really specialize in any supernatural are in particular, by this point, they've taken down so many creatures, even if they come across one they don't recognize, they've got enough experience under their belts to know where to start.
What kind of house doesn't have salt? _____ freaks.
You might think salt is just for adding flavor to a bland meal, but it's a lot more than that. Turns out, salt is a powerful substance that's incredibly helpful when fending off or even catching supernatural creatures like ghosts and other spirits. A simple ring of salt is enough to protect people from these entities, so long as they're standing on the right side of it, and adding salt to remains before setting fire to them can help put a spirit to rest for good. In the Winchester brothers' line of work, salt is a necessary tool, which is why Sam can't figure out why one haunted household could possibly exist without it.
I'm sorry, is that _____?
Poor Cas. Bless his little angel heart, the guy just doesn't know how to deal with others without being super awkward, whether he's talking to a human, a fellow angel or a demon. After spending some time with Meg, a crossroads demon who frequently antagonizes Sam and Dean, Cas develops a kind of repertoire with her. We wouldn't call it friends exactly, but we wouldn't call it enemies either. There's a certain chemistry there, but at the same time, these two aren't afraid to be hostile towards each other. No wonder an angel as socially inept as Cas finds their relationship hard to read.
This is stupid. My _____ didn't do anything.
In "How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters", Sam, Dean and Bobby make a pit stop at a diner for some grub. Dean decides to order what everyone else in the diner just can't seem to get enough of. It's a—LOL, nah, we're not going to tell you what it is, that would ruin the question! You have to guess! Anyway, as it turns out, this mysterious dish is filled with a mysterious gray-blue goo that causes anyone who eats it to become addicted—part of a ploy conjured up by Dick Roman and the Leviathans.
There's no sensitive way to somebody that their soul has been sucked out by _____!
In "Thin Lizzie", Sam and Dean travel to Fall River, Massachusetts, the site of the infamous Lizzie Borden house, a place where Lizzie Borden is said to have unceremoniously hacked her father and stepmother into the afterlife with an axe. The boys are there to investigate some paranormal activity, and think the haunting can be explained away as a simple restless, vengeful spirit. But as it turns out, nothing is as it seems in this morbid place, and Sam finds himself in the difficult position of having to break some strange news to the victims of this bizarre paranormal activity.
Maybe we can cry, hug. Maybe even _____.
After burning their father's remains, Sam and Dean are staying at Bobby's place, where Sam knows Dean must be feeling the loss, but Dean refuses to discuss his emotions—in other words, it looks like the kids are up to their regular old tricks. Dean tries to keep himself busy by working on his car, a '67 Chevy Impala, fixing her up out in Bobby's garage, but whenever Sam tries to get him to open up, he's met with sarcasm and a cold shoulder. Sigh. Oh, Dean, will you never let the world know how you feel? Apparently not, because he meets Sam's innocent inquiries with this harsh one-liner.
'Cause _____ can sense when you're being a liar.
Garth Fitzgerald is a national treasure, and if you don't agree with that, then you can leave. Like Sam and Dean, Garth is a hunter, but he's adorably quirky, lovably geeky and unabashedly himself. Garth has his own way of tracking down monsters that might be seen as unconventional when compared to Winchester brothers' methods. One of the ways Garth finagles useful information out of kids is with sock puppet, who has a knack for easing small children into spilling the beans. Can you remember this sock puppet's name?
I was an attractive child, I could juggle. I was worth _____ at least.
Crowley, the impish little devil with the classy British accent, wasn't always a reluctant crossroads demon, or even the king of the underworld. At one time, he was just the son of a witch in 17th century Scotland, who had been abandoned by his father in his infancy. In "The Things We Left Behind", Crowley reveals he still harbors some resentment towards his parents' abuse and/or neglect by voicing displeasure at the fact that his mother tried to sell him in exchange for...well, you tell us.
Maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the _____ because they think it sucks.
When you get right down to it, Sam and Dean Winchester are just a couple of private investigators. Think about it, they go around from place to place gathering evidence, questioning suspects, piecing together clues and trying to hunt down culprits—the fact that said culprits often just so happen to be of the supernatural variety doesn't take away from the fact that they're essentially detectives. And darn good ones, in fact. As such, they often resort to disguises to surveil their suspects, which is what they're doing when Dean makes this observation.
Oh, sweetheart, I don't do _____.
The Winchesters don't have a uniform per se, unless they're impersonating FBI agents, in which their uniform is a suit and tie, but we're not talking about undercover Sam and Dean, we're talking everyday Sam and Dean. Moose and Squirrel as they dress on their own and in their natural environment. So, just what is the Winchester's signature attire? Jeans, boots and, most importantly, plaid flannel button-up shirts. That outfit combination may sound boring, but if you ask the Winchesters, it's a classic, and why fix something that ain't broke, you know? When a character in "Wendigo" addresses Dean about his choice of attire, he fires back with this line.
It's funnier in ______.
Sometimes things can be lost in translation. Certain jokes that make sense in one language and that sound funny in the context of the culture and era that they're the result of can be misconstrued by people who speak different languages and/or are from a different time period or nation. Not that hard to understand, right? Well, Castiel, being the angel that he is, has seen a whole lot over the years, and he knows a variety of languages, which comes in handy over the course of the Winchesters' investigations, but when it comes to telling jokes? Well, then it's not so handy.
On Thursdays we're _____.
Given their line of work, Sam and Dean see off-the-wall stuff on a daily basis. They come face to face with so many oddities on a routine basis that they don't even really bat an eye at it anymore. Alternate universes? Yeah, been there, done that. Tricksters, demons and pagan gods? Seen it a million times before. The boys have even seen some messed up children's playthings, which they reveal to a little girl in order to comfort her when they discover her toy is possessed.
Oh, _____, you crazy!
It's like we said earlier. Garth Fitzgerald marches to the beat of his own drummer. A wacky, fun-loving screwball drummer who gets drunk after drinking one beer and enjoys reading the funnies in the newspaper every weekend. In "Time For A Wedding!" Dean, Garth and Bobby try to get Sam to snap out of the obvious love spell that he's been put under by obsessed fan, Becky. Eventually, Sam does snap out of it, it's revealed that he's been poisoned with a potion, and everything goes back to normal. Well, normal for Supernatural, anyway, and during this episode, Garth utters one of his classic zingers.
This ______, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
In "The End", Dean wakes up five years in the future to a post apocalyptic world that's been overrun with zombie-like creatures, corpses that have been reanimated by a demonic virus. Dean is able to communicate with his present day partners, Sam and Cas, via a cellphone, and he talks to Cas, mentioning the ironic fact that Cas, a messenger of the Lord, is using a cellphone to deliver a message to him, and it's this line that prompts Cas to respond with...what?
Do I look like a _____ prom date to you?
In the season three finale, Bobby, Sam and Dean search desperately for a demon named Lilith, because—well, it's a long story, but essentially, Dean made a deal with a crossroads demon, and the deal has almost expired, and Lilith has the contract, so locating her and subsequently obtaining the contract from her would save Dean. Anyway, Bobby says he's got an idea to find Lilith, but Dean tells him to drop it because he doesn't think it'll work with only 30 hours left on the clock. Sometime during the episode, Bobby says this line.