If You've Ever Done These Things, You Might Be The Oddball Friend

The creepers live among the normal. They have disturbingly distinct ways of speaking and behaviors that can really irk the average person. Creepers can be picked out of a crowd quite easily, as they don’t follow the normal flow of things. But who can really judge if someone is a creeper or not? Are you socially educated and experienced enough to not be the dreaded creeper in the group? This is a question we might subconsciously ask ourselves? "Am I being weird?" "I hope I am not coming off like a straight creep right now." Interestingly enough, we love to see creepers in movies and on T.V. They are dramatically intriguing and really make for a good night of entertainment and contemplation. Many talented and admired actors have played the roles of creepers and we can't take our focus off the screen throughout the entire character play-out. Now, let's think in terms of real life. There are many things we do that we don't realize might be judged by others as being socially awkward or strangely aggravating. So, here is the big question! Are you a creeper? Answer a few questions about yourself to discover if you might be a creeper.

Question 1

Have you ever watched people for longer than two minutes before you decided to interact with them?

Looking at someone is not a crime! Right? But how long can you really look at someone before that person notices. I suppose you might need time to find the right words to say. Have you ever taken over two minutes of staring time to build the courage to say something?

Question 2

Do you touch people frequently?

Physical contact is a normal human behavior. Some of us have a tendency to be more physically interactive than others. There are also those that completely detest the slightest physical tap. While socializing and being out in public, do you have a touchy fingers inclination?

Question 3

Have you ever made space on the chair next to you when you saw someone walking towards you?

See that person walking in your direction? They might be looking to sit next to you. It's possible. I mean, you never know. In this situation, will you move all your things off of the seat next to you, to make it available for that random stranger walking your way?

Question 4

Do you like to take pictures with people whom you find attractive?

Are you a picture junkie? Every time you see a gorgeous person, you just have to capture a moment with them. Letting the opportunity pass would be completely unacceptable. You might never see this person again, so you might as well ask them for that picture.

Question 5

Have you ever had a greasy hairstyle?

Perhaps your hair was wet, slick back or just shiny as candy paint. We all go through different looks and styles. Most of us will cycle through quite a few hairstyles in our lives. Have you ever found yourself with that greasy looking hairstyle?

Question 6

Have you ever purposely looked someone in the eyes through the entire conversation?

They say maintaining eye contact with someone during a conversation is a strong character trait. But how long should you keep that eye contact? It's difficult to say when this might become a little awkward. If the conversation goes on for over an hour, you might have already memorized the details of their eyes.

Question 7

Have you ever spent an hour reading through someone’s text messages?

Be honest! It was just too impossibly torturous to put the phone down. You had to know everything exactly that was said. It was the only way you could know for sure, and before you knew it, an hour of text message infiltration had gone by.

Question 8

Have you ever felt depressively lonely when your friends left your house?

Having the company of friends and family is such a joy to us all. The laughs, the debates, the great conversations are just too good to be without. But, once they all walk out that door, the silence hits and the joy is gone. Sound familiar?

Question 9

Have you ever sat and stared at your new social media picture post and waited for someone to immediately comment?

You've just posted it up. But of course someone must be looking at your account or at least at their notifications. I mean how long can it really take to look at your new selfie and give a quick comment about your awesomely good looks!

Question 10

Have you ever hung out at a bar or cafe just because somebody attractive walked in?

There's no way you could have missed the opportunity to have that hunk-alicious/Babe-alicious notice you! Well, even if they completely didn't show you the slightest time of day, at least they were worth another quick look over. Right?

Question 11

Have you ever asked someone why they won’t respond to your calls or messages anymore?

Here's one we are not so quick to want to expose about ourselves. These little obsessions can be pretty personal. Luckily this is a creep alert self-check. No one else has to know! So tell the truth, have you done it?

Question 12

Have you ever called someone five minutes after they just left?

It's complicated, we know. That moment, when they leave too soon. You just had so many more things that you had to say. Might as well call them and finish your thoughts. Is that weird, or completely normal? Who's to say.

Question 13

Have you ever followed behind someone in your car because you were curious about their destination?

You might have known this person, or it might have been a complete stranger. Either way, you couldn't help your curiosity. It was just a question that you needed to have answered. Have you done this maybe once or perhaps a few times?

Question 14

Is your crush your only real friend?

Being around someone all the time can lead to possible feelings and affections for that person. Especially if this someone is your only friend. I mean, you have no one else to talk to or spill your inner most secrets to. Has this happened to you?

Question 15

Do you lean close to others to be heard more clearly?

You need to heard, and you most certainly don't want to yell at someone as you try to carry on a conversation or get your point across. So what's the best thing to do? Lean in real close! Duh!! So what if you had garlic potatoes for lunch!

Question 16

Have you ever completely turned your style upside down to impress someone?

Remember when you met that stunning someone and they just took your breath away with their amazingly cool vibe and style? You just had to impress them, get them to like you more. What better way than fitting into their groove, right?

Question 17

Do you use a baby voice to carry a conversation sometimes to be cute or funny?

Impersonating voices can be a fun pass-time to be humorous. Sometime we like to play around with our romantic partner or our friends by using that "Dada goo goo voice." It's cute, am I right? Have you ever tried the baby voice?

Question 18

Have you ever felt too ashamed to ask someone a spicy question?

"Tsk Tsk!" The question is just hoovering over you and the curiosity is just too much. But is the question just too blunt or too personal? What is this person going to think of you and will they actually answer your question? It's all too perplexing.

Question 19

Have you ever looked at engagement rings without knowing there was an engagement in your future?

It doesn't hurt to dream. You can dream up your entire date life, proposal, wedding ceremony, wedding night, children, marriage life, and even growing old together future. But hold on just a second! You'll need to pick out your engagement ring first.

Question 20

Have you ever just met someone and asked them on a date for later that day?

Yes! This kind of magic is possible. Some of us might meet for the first time and just hit it off! Right off the bat! Have you had the courage to ask a newly- made interest or friend to join you for a bite to eat at that very moment?

Question 21

Do you usually laugh after you ask a question?

Do you have the giggle fever? Sometimes, for some people, it's just impulsive and you can't stop yourself from laughing after every question you ask. It might be nerves or simply your style of keeping things friendly. Is this you?

Question 22

Have you ever purposely ignored someone after they tried multiple times to interact with you?

There are countless reasons why we might ignore someone. Maybe you didn't hear them, or you assumed they were speaking rhetorically, or you simply didn't like them. Then of course we might purposely ignore them for our own personal reasons. Have you ever intentionally ignored someone?

Question 23

Have you ever asked someone for the time, even though your phone was in your pocket?

You might have been bored and wanted to get a conversation started with someone. Or you might have seen a super hottie and needed a reason to break the ice. Or perhaps you just did it out of impulse. Whatever the reason was, have you done it?

Question 24

Have you ever refused to leave a situation that was uncomfortable for everyone?

Sometimes we want to run for the hills when we are forced to be in an uncomfortable situation. It's a natural feeling. Then again, there are those who would rather stay and watch how the whole thing plays out. It might be awkward, yes! but whatever..

Question 25

Have you ever excessively salivated when speaking to someone?

Yes, I mean saliva building up to the point where you might have actually drooled a bit. As embarrassing as this could have been, it must be a good sign right? We usually salivate for delicious things. This person must have been extra delectable to talk to.

Question 26

Have you ever taken advantage of an overly-crowded place to “accidentally” push yourself on a very attractive person?

Don't lie! I mean they were just right there, so close to you looking so attractively inviting. What better excuse and what an opportune moment to just feel on them for a quick moment and perhaps even catch their attention in the sneaky process of it all.

Question 27

Have you been to the mall lately to sit and scope out hotties?

You may think this is a ridiculous thing to do or a waste of precious time. Or perhaps you think it's completely normal and you may even go as far as to say this is your weekly routine hobby. So, what do you do when you go to the mall?

Question 28

Have you ever pretended to be a big shot on the phone to impress somebody?

Maybe you wanted to impress that one person near you or catch their attention. Maybe you wanted to show them how feisty you could really get! Or it could have simply been that you were bored and decided to carry on a very spunky conversation with yourself over the phone.

Question 29

Have you ever shaved off your eyebrows?

You did it, right? That one summer, just to be funny. Or was it because of that unfortunate drunk night of "truth or dare?" Or, perhaps having no eyebrows is just sexy! Just draw on the skin to create your own set of attractive eyebrows.

Question 30

Have you ever tried to smell a stranger’s passing scent as they walked by you?

They looked amazing so of course it would only make sense that they would have smelled amazing. A person’s scent is a very personal part of their aura. It can leave a lingering memory or at least a pleasant moment. Have you ever taken in a whiff of someone passing by?

Question 31

Do you tend to steer conversations towards steamy content?

Not everybody is comfortable talking about intimate things. However, there are some people who cannot seem to keep their minds out of the gutter. Are you one of these people, to whom a cigar is never just a cigar and who kisses and tells?

Question 32

Have you found yourself very interested in people’s personal family life?

Have you found yourself just to be completely intrigued by peoples' family life. Perhaps you just can't stop yourself from asking them a million and one questions. It might be very important for you to know how people feel about this topic.

Question 33

Is it difficult for you to relate to other people’s emotional issues?

We are all sympathetic to others. Or at least we try to console people when they are sad or distressed. We can somewhat relate to their emotions or be affected by them, then again you might be the kind of person who doesn't really take any of that to personally.

Question 34

Have you ever secretly shopped for someone who wasn’t your friend or significant other?

Shopping for people is not a crime. We all do it. Unless you absolutely hate people and have no friends. But, the rest of us have definitely found ourselves shopping for others. But have you specifically gone shopping for someone who wasn't your close friend or significant other?

Question 35

Do you use a macho deep voice sometimes to make a joke?

Look out!! Macho man coming through! Using your deep voice can be intimidating to others, especially if you say something aggressively or loudly. But of course, it could all just be for fun too. Have you done this before?

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