Take The Jurassic Park Survival Quiz To See If You Make It Out Alive

Jurassic Park wowed its audiences back in 1993, generating over $1.6 billion, making it the fourth highest-grossing film of all time and created an ever-loyal fan base that continued to crave more crazy prehistoric-critter action through the follow-up films, The Lost World: Jurassic Park in 1997 and Jurassic Park III in 2001 and most recently, 2015's Jurassic World. Now fans of the series are gearing up for the next instalment, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom which is set to come out this summer.

You may have read all of the books, seen all of the movies and screamed your lungs out on every amusement park ride in honor of the great film franchise but do you really know what you would do if you came face to face with an actual living, breathing dino? More specifically, have you ever thought about which kind of dinosaur will be responsible for your demise? 'Cause let's face it... even paleontologists aren't making it out of there alive. Case in point: can you see Ross Gellar from Friends making it out in one piece? We don't think so either. We've thought of just about everything you could possibly encounter while on your tour that will surely end in a messy bloodbath.

Enjoy! And please remember to keep your hands, arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and remain seated. Unless, of course, a dinosaur is giving chase. In that case, RUN!

Question 1

Were you there when the park first opened?

Are you a Type-A planner who has to have a printed (and possibly laminated) itinerary with them at all times or are you pterodactyl-winging it, showing up whenever you please? After all, it's your ticket! How will you use it?

Question 2

Just how prepared are you for this adventure?

After all, this is the adventure of a lifetime. So are you ready and raring to go? Or just raring to go? For this trip, it would be very helpful to have the Boy Scouts motto memorized and always "be prepared."

Question 3

What's your mood like on this day?

This is critical because even though it is supposed to be a day of fun, you need to be at the top of you game in case anything happens. And let's face it, something is probably going to happen.

Question 4

What's the first thing you do when you get through the gates?

You made it! You're through! The moment has finally arrived. Now what is the first step of your plan of action? With so many exciting (and terrifying) things to see and do, you'd be wise to have some sort of schedule put together.

Question 5

Oops! The park is currently experiencing technical difficulties. You'll have to wait in a building until your guide gets the green light. You...

There's nothing that's a bigger buzzkill than enjoying some theme park magic only to hear an very unmagical voice come over the loudspeaker and basically tell you that your fun is temporarily on hold. What would you do if this happened at Jurassic Park?

Question 6

What do you order to drink?

We all need to hydrate even when the excitement of seeing dinosaurs looms before us... make that especially with the excitement of seeing dinosaurs! What liquid would you choose to guzzle down after running to or from a T-Rex enclosure?

Question 7

Do you stop off at the nearby gift shop?

Some people get really annoyed when theme park rides and attractions empty out into gift shops while other people get super excited to buy tons of souvenirs. What would be your reaction if you guide recommended a stop?

Question 8

It's suddenly chilly outside. Did you bring a sweater?

Did you prepare using your old trusty Boy or Girl Scout mindset by packing enough essential clothing and dressing in layers for unexpected weather changes? Or did you go the fashionable route and wear what you thought looked good?

Question 9

Lucky you! You get to watch raptor eggs hatch. Are you excited?

Aww, babies! Nothing cuter or more inspiring than seeing a life being brought until this great world of ours, right? Does that change when the life being brought into the world could potentially end yours, if you get too close?

Question 10

You tripped on a rock and scraped your knee up. What do you do?

A scraped knee isn't the biggest deal in the world but it sure can hurt and depending on how badly the knee is scraped, it might lead to worse problems such as an infection. How would you handle a scraped knee on the fly?

Question 11

Your mom calls you while you're on the tour. You...

Ah, Mom. A three-letter word that means so much... and so many different things. Does seeing "Mom calling" on your cell phone screen give you anxiety or excitement? When she calls and you're in dino land, what will you do?

Question 12

Your guide for the day, Kyle, gets called out on an emergency. His replacement is...

Life is full of unexpected surprises, especially when dinosaurs are involved. If you've ever been to any theme park, you've probably run into some ride or attraction experiencing "technical difficulties" at some point. Throw dinos into the mix and things have the chance to go haywire much easier.

Question 13

Do you stop for a photo op with a baby T-Rex?

Never in history has there been a time when people care more about photo ops than RIGHT NOW. So, right now, if you were standing near a baby T-Rex, would the "op" stand for "photo opportunity" or "opportunity to flee ASAP?"

Question 14

Imagine the "Chaos Theory" scene from Jurassic Park but this time, you're in it. You...

You find yourself on Isla Nublar's Ford Explorer tour vehicle #005 sitting next to Dr. Ellie Sattler with Dr. Ian Malcolm and Dr. Alan Grant as part of your tour while Dr. Malcolm explains the chaos theory to Dr. Sattler using drops of water on her hand.

Question 15

You're invited to VIP dining this evening. What do you order?

VIP stands for "very important person" but depending on your mindset, while you're in Jurassic Park, it might also stand for "vast impending pandemonium" but it's better to not think about such things while you're dining and just enjoy your meal. Bon appetit!

Question 16

You trip and fall and might have a sprained ankle. What do you do?

If you've never had a sprained ankle before in your life, thank your lucky stars. If you're not that lucky and have had it happen before or maybe even more than once, you know how painful a sprain can be. What would you do if this happened to you in Jurassic Park?

Question 17

The Jeep you've been touring in has a flat tire. You...

Depending on your mechanical skills, a flat tire is either a minor inconvenience or a complete nightmare. But when it happens in Jurassic Park of all places, the necessity to get your vehicle in working order becomes more urgent.

Question 18

You're near the Tyrannosaurus enclosure when you hear an ominous siren. You...

The wail of a siren is never a good thing to hear unless of course, on the rare chance that it means you are being rescued. But in Jurassic Park and especially near the T-Rex enclosure, being rescued isn't realistic.

Question 19

All of this excitement has got you thirsty but you're miles from a café. You...

Not much can get you dehydrated faster than running around outside, looking at gigantic beings that used to be extinct. What would you do if you suddenly needed something to drink but couldn't find resources nearby?

Question 20

At this point in time, are you still on schedule?

It's kind of ironic... keeping a schedule or itinerary when you're on a trip or sight-seeing vacation. But it can be important in order to make the most of your precious time. And in here, every moment counts.

Question 21

The entire park has suddenly experienced a power failure. Your options are to...

Power failures are an inconvenient yet possible part of life that everyone (even Jurassic Park) is susceptible to except of course, for the electric-shunning Amish community. It's best to always be prepared, just in case because you never know when a power failure will strike.

Question 22

Pick your favorite dinosaur

Everyone's got one. Maybe you've had the same favorite since you can remember or maybe lately you're switching from Team T-Rex to Team Pterodactyl after learning some cool new fact. Either way, let us know which dino floats your boat!

Question 23

Mid-tour, you hear a loud grumble but it's your stomach, not a dino. Famished, you...

Recently, people have become more in favor of eating several smaller meals throughout the day versus three big meals per day. Nutritionists say that eating small protein-packed snacks like nuts can help power you through to your next meal or next dino sighting in this case.

Question 24

You're caught in a gallimimus stampede! What do you do?

The gallimimus stampede scene is one of the most famous of "Jurassic Park." One moment Dr. Grant, Lex and Tim Murphy are enjoying the incredible sights of the land and the next thing they know they are being chased by a herd of man-eating gallimimuses... gallimimi?

Question 25

Would you climb the fence, knowing that it could become electric at any moment?

Ooh boy, this is an intense scene. Dr Grant, Lex and Tim are climbing over the temporarily disabled electric fence while Professor John Hammond is talking Dr. Ellie Sattler through a set of instructions to get the power to the park restored. Would you take a chance on the fence?

Question 26

You're being chased by a T-Rex. What's your survival plan?

There's nothing that can get your adrenaline rushing quite like being chased. But being chased by a T-Rex is something is straight out of a blood-chilling nightmare. What do you think you would do if this happened to you?

Question 27

T-Rex took a bite out of someone you were on the tour with. What do you do next?

Did you actually read that waiver that the park made you sign before you entered? Wasn't there something about the park not being responsible for anyone's untimely passing due to dino attacks? Ah well, rest in peace.

Question 28

How do you feel at this point?

We all experience situations differently. Some people work well under stressful conditions while others shut down entirely. If you experienced this bizarre trip to Jurassic Park, how would you be feeling at this point after all that's happened so far?

Question 29

Whew! You and the group manage to make it to the Cretaceous Café. You...

Themed restaurants are usually always pricier and seem to have not to most amazing food but you're not there to eat... you're there for the atmosphere! So drink in the experience... and get something to eat later on.

Question 30

You're offered a miraculous one-time, right now chance to leave the park. Do you take it?

Imagine being in the scariest moment of your life, sure that you are about to meet your maker when all of a sudden, your prayers have been answered and you are offered a chance to leave. Do you jump on this opportunity?

Question 31

You get a text from a friend asking if you'd recommend the tour. You respond with...

Today, more than ever, people rely on others' suggestions and reviews before following through on purchases of everything from books to Uber drivers so why should an expensive trip to Jurassic Park be any different?

Question 32

There's danger in the control room and chaos is about to break loose. Can you help in some way?

Would you be able to compose yourself enough to help out if you were in a situation like this? It's probably hard to answer unless you've actually been in a scary situation before but we know you'll do your best and give us the "most correct" answer anyway.

Question 33

Big Rexy's got you cornered. Can you find your way out of this situation alive?

It's bad enough being cornered but especially if you're being cornered by a prehistoric creature whose pinky toe is about your size, how is there even a chance of escaping? Well, crazier things have happened so let us know what you would do.

Question 34

How much physical damage have you sustained by this point?

To make it out alive of this crazy adventure, you'd have to possess an amazing amount of inner and physical strength, common sense and a whole lot of luck. But it would be highly unlikely for you to make it out without getting pretty banged up.

Question 35

Ready to call it quits yet?

This may seem like a silly question but some people are hardcore thrill-seeking adrenaline junkies who can't get enough of stuff like this. Not us though. No, sir. We'd already have our bags packed and be ready to hit the road. How about you?

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