If You're Unsure About Your Boyfriend's Sexuality, Take This Test And We'll Tell You!
This quiz is for women who suspect they may be 'beards.' In case you're wondering what we're referring to by the term "beard," it's very much related to a man's facial hair. How so? Well, the stereotype is that manly men grow their facial hair, right? However, it's also possible that a man who's insecure about his masculinity will grow a beard just to appear more manly than he really is. In the same way, a closeted gay man may get himself a girlfriend just so that people won't suspect he's gay. So, a closeted gay man's girlfriend is colloquially called a "beard," as in the sentence "Many people think that Katie Holmes was Tom Cruise's beard." Makes sense, right?
Of course, the assumption is that women wouldn't want to be beards. A woman would naturally want to be in a relationship with a man who actually loves her and finds her sexually attractive, not a gay man who's just using her to mask his homosexuality. So what should you do if you suspect that your boyfriend may be gay? Well, you could ask him straight up, but he could just lie to you. Or, he may be offended, and your relationship could be ruined. So maybe, you ought to test your theory first by answering this simple quiz that will tell you if there's ample reason for you to doubt your boyfriend's sexuality. Good luck! (No, really. Good luck.)
Whose music does he listen to?
In 2016, a scientific study by a Cambridge psychologist found that our preferences in music reflect who we are. To what extent that's true hasn't been definitively determined, but the main finding by itself is already pretty interesting and revealing. Your boyfriend's musical taste already says something about him, maybe even revealing something about his sexuality. Of the following artists, whose music is he most likely to listen to?
What movies does he watch?
Watching movies is a very common dating activity for many couples. And today, with more and more people having access to streaming services, you don't even have to go to the cinema to enjoy a movie together. You and your boyfriend can enjoy watching movies at home together. It's likely that at this point, you know what movies he prefers. Which of the following movies did he most enthusiastically choose to watch or would he most likely choose to watch?
Which TV series is he most likely to follow?
It's often said that we're currently enjoying a golden age of TV series with a constantly increasing number of available shows as well as the continuously improving quality of these programs. It feels like the norm is for each person to be following at least one series, whether it be online or on TV. How about your boyfriend? Which of the following TV series is he following or most likely to follow?
How vain is he?
A little vanity doesn't hurt, right? I mean, while it's annoying if someone's overly obsessed with his or her appearance, it's also quite embarrassing to be seen with people who look like they've really let themselves go. Just the right amount of vanity is perfect. How about your boyfriend? Which of the following song titles would best describe how vain he is?
Does he go through the back door?
The most usual entrance into a house is through the front door, but some homeowners like to go in through the back door once in a while -- perhaps just to try mix things up a little in the home entrance department. Then, there are those homeowners who, for whatever reason, seem to like almost exclusively going through the back door.
How does he react to beautiful women?
It's second nature for men to take a look at (and probably take a second, third and more looks at) beautiful girls. Guys can't even help doing it even when they're with their girlfriends, no matter how satisfied they are with their current relationship. You might hate it, but it's just how men were built. How does your boyfriend react upon seeing a beautiful girl?
How does he react to an attractive man?
Although it comes in varying degrees, men have a built-in alpha male syndrome. A man always wants to stand out among other men, so when he enters a room, he'll naturally look at the other males in it and probably try to establish his dominance over them. However, looking at other males to establish one's position is different from "checking out" other men. How does your boyfriend react to an attractive man?
Is he homophobic?
Homophobia, a negative attitude toward homosexuality, is difficult to measure and identify, but studies in the US have shown that Republicans are more likely than Democrats to be homophobic. Furthermore, southern states in America have also been found to be more likely to be prejudiced against gays than other American regions. How about your boyfriend? Would you consider him homophobic?
How sexually attracted is he to you?
How sexual a couple is with each other depends on many factors. Sometimes, a couple will consciously choose to abstain from having sex, maybe for religious reasons, and there isn't necessarily anything wrong with that. However, even with a couple that believes in abstinence, there will still normally be some sort of sexual tension between them. How much sexual attraction do you feel your boyfriend has toward you?
Are you suspicious of his social media activity?
There are lots of different reasons why your boyfriend's social media activity might make you suspicious of him, in particular, of his true sexuality. He might be overly secretive, hiding most of his activity from you. Or, he might be "liking" lots of hot guys' photos. For whatever reason, how suspicious does your boyfriend's social media activity make you about his true sexuality?
How "metro" is he?
The term "metrosexual" was coined in 1994 to refer to a male who's particularly meticulous about his appearance and grooming. A metrosexual is the type who would religiously follow a beauty regimen (such as applying facial creams), get the trendiest haircuts, and stay up to date on the latest fashion trends. Some girlfriends like it; some don't. Which male celebrity best approximates how metrosexual your boyfriend is?
Does lesbian --- turn him on?
Lots of guys are turned on by lesbian sex. There's just something about girl-on-girl action that many men find very erotic and arousing. In fact, some men are even brave enough to ask their girlfriends to get it on with a girl while he watches (or even participates, too). How turned on is your boyfriend by lesbian sex?
Does he like to show off his body?
They say that if you've got it, flaunt it, and some men who feel like they have sexy bodies take that saying to annoying extremes. Such guys will take every opportunity they can to remove their shirts in public, whether it be at the beach (where it's acceptable) or at a bar (where doing so is plain douchebaggery). How about your boyfriend? How often does he take off his shirt in public?
How manly is your boyfriend?
Manliness is an abstract noun, which is why it's impossible to give an exact definition of what comprises it. For example, just looking at a picture of a man, you'll be able to make a judgment about how manly he looks, but you might not always be able to point out why he looks or doesn't look manly to you. How manly do you think your boyfriend is? Which of the following male celebrities most closely matches his level of manliness?
How is/was his relationship with his father?
According to a 2015 national survey in the UK by OnePoll, fathers and sons are, in general, closer than they've ever been. That's great news since fathers serve as positive role models for boys. However, there are fathers who, unfortunately, don't have very good relationships, if they do at all, with their sons. How is/was your boyfriend's relationship with his father?
Is/Was he teased as being gay?
According to violencepreventionworks.org, up to 93% of teens are occasionally exposed to derogatory words about sexual orientation, while more than half hear such insults everyday. That's pretty terrible. It's perhaps out of fear of being ostracized that many gay boys and girls are forced into the closet. In fact, such discrimination often continues into adulthood despite anti-discrimination laws being enacted. Is/Was your boyfriend teased as being gay?
How often does he go to the gym?
Going to the gym is a healthy hobby. Plus, it has the added advantage of improving one's physical appearance and level of confidence. Fortunately, more and more people are going to the gym on a regular basis. How often does your boyfriend go to the gym?
How secretive is he?
Everyone's secretive to a certain extent. Some people like to keep things from others, even the people they're closest to. In contrast, there are those who don't mind sharing everything about themselves, even with strangers. How secretive is your boyfriend?
How often can't you find him?
It's understandable that you want to be able to contact your boyfriend whenever you'd like to. But of course, there will be times when he's sleeping or isn't paying attention to his phone. You won't be happy about it -- that's for sure -- but sometimes, you just have to understand his situation. How often does this happen, though?
Does he like to gossip?
The stereotype is that it's women who like to gossip, but the truth is that there are some men who like to gossip, too. Of course, whether you're a man or a woman, it isn't really good to talk about other people in a negative manner. Nevertheless, it happens. How about your boyfriend? Does he like to gossip?
Does he keep his phone from you?
Most cellphones nowadays have a lock feature that prevents anyone but its owner (or someone else who knows how to unlock it) from using it. The lock feature could be a pin code, a pattern, or even a fingerprint or a face scan. It's a useful feature on cellphones, especially for people who like to keep things private. Does your boyfriend prevent you from accessing his phone?
How neat is he?
In a relationship, the woman is usually neater than the man. However, there are exceptions. Some women don't care that much about keeping their stuff in order, while some men are neat freaks. How about your boyfriend? How neat is he?
Does he comment on your appearance?
It's often said that a woman asking her boyfriend "How do I look?" before they go out on a date is an inescapable trap. If the guy says something even the slightest bit negative, she'll freak. If he always says she looks great (whether or not that's true), one day, she'll get to the point where she'll accuse him of lying just to please her. How does it go in your case? What's he most likely to say when you ask him about how you look?
Does he use emoticons?
With the ever-widening use of electronic messaging, the use of emoticons is becoming more and more of a norm. In the past, we used to have to struggle to come up with a combination of ordinary letters, numbers, and symbols to create a desired emoticon. Today, however, all we have to do is click on one of a range of available emoticons -- many of them even animated. What's good about emoticons is that they allow for the expression of emotions that plain old words sometimes can't capture. Does your boyfriend use emoticons when you text or chat?
What's his sport?
Most men love sports. Many scientists believe this is a manifestation of the natural tendency of males to compete for women's attention. However, there are also men who aren't particularly interested in sports. How about your boyfriend? Which of the following sports is he most likely to engage in?
