If You Fail This Quiz, You Seriously Suck At Fashion
- by Kath Sparks
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Do you thumb through Vogue or ELLE magazine in your free time? Do you daydream about going to one of the Paris Fashion Weeks held semi-annually throughout the year? Do your friends gush over how good you look every day of the week, even on those lazy Sundays? Do you have tons of fashion-blog subscriptions flooding your email account every week? If you're a true fashionista, then you should have no trouble getting every question on this quiz right!
This is a great time for blogs right now, especially for fashion blogs. Nowadays, these top companies who used to ignore individualistic styles for the sake of satisfying the whole now have to cater to emerging fashion blogs in order to stay trend-worthy. This means someone who has enough time, energy, and money can go start a brand new blog on Wordpress on fashion and use his or her own ideas, and if the blog attracts a strong following, then big names in fashion will try to mimic it. Acknowledging and imploring individualistic fashion trends is where true timelessness comes from. This comes from the premise that people who are consistently true to themselves and won't quit just because someone else (or a bunch of people) didn't believe in them or their idea are the people who have the most potential to create art that will always seem original and modern no matter what time period it's from. It's uncanny.
Think you're a fashion diva? Then kick off those heels, shrug off your pea coat, and find yourself a comfortable spot because we're going to see just how good you really are!
Out of the following, which is the most heinous fashion crime?
Do you have a pet peeve when it comes to fashion? Do you not like corduroy just because it feels weird against your skin or any other kind of clothing material or style just because it rubs you the wrong way? I'm that way with camouflage, and I have a feeling most other girls feel that way because I hardly ever see a fashionista wearing this clothing style. It was probably popular at one time and just never resurfaced into the fashion world. Whatever the reason is, I'm not complaining.
True or False: You shouldn't wear white after labor day.
Obviously, you can wear white whenever you want to, but if you want to stick to societal norms, then you should follow certain rules like not wearing white or jeans to a wedding. Some of these rules come from trying to be polite because, believe it or not, whatever you wear to a social gathering is going to reflect on how you feel about the hostess and her party. For example, if you wear a grungey band t-shirt to an Easter party, then the hostess might feel slighted, so try not to do that.
What shoe brand is this?
Okay, I'll admit it. I've been wearing this style for years. It's probably time to change because I'm starting to feel outdated - kind of like those women who still wear their bangs swooped to the side or when mothers insist on putting their daughters' hair in a whale-spout ponytail. All those hairstyles are terribly outdated and need to be changed. I guess it's time for me to hit up DSW and check our their new winter-shoe styles. But first: can you guess this brand?
What are these called?
Here's another timeless token from our childhood. Obviously, you couldn't wear short shorts in school because of that oh-so-annoying rule that shorts and skirts must extend past our fingertips when our arms were straight at our sides. This is where this article of clothing in question came to the rescue since they could be worn under just about everything. This was the answer for many girls who desperately wanted to wear short skirts during the spring and early summer months of the school year.
True or False: High-waisted belts are in this winter.
Hopefully, you perused the internet already on fashion trends for this winter because you'll need to know them for this quiz. As for me, clunky high-waisted belts are always a possibility for me despite what fashion critics may be heralding over in New York or Paris. Take high-waisted belts and a cute pair of leggings, and you can turn a long, bland tunic into a bold dress. Try to find a big black belt with a buckle at your local Forever 21 or H&M, and you'll be good to go.
Easy question! What are some recognizable elements of hippie fashion?
The hippie subculture began in the 1960s in San Francisco, California. Our parents probably took part in it. If you aren't sure, then take an afternoon looking through old sepia-colored polaroids from your parents' youth. You'll probably laugh or cringe. Hopefully, you'll laugh more than cringe at your dad's orange blazer, bold-framed glasses, and long shoulder-length hair. And hopefully, he doesn't still dress like this because if he does, then it's your job to drive him to the mall ASAP!
Can you name this clothing company?
I swear... this brand is worn by at least eight out of every 10 college kids, especially if you live in one of the frigid New England or Midwestern states. "Why?" you ask. Because they developed some of the world's warmest winter coats ever. However, the world's warmest jackets come with a pretty big price tag. Honestly, though, I think coats from this brand are worth it because they remain true to their marketing. Most jackets don't stand a chance under sub-zero degree temperatures, but jackets from this brand sure do.
What brand is this?
If I've ever fallen for a marketing gimmick, then it would be by this brand. This is another luxury accessory that was (and still is) highly sought after by teenagers and young adults. Many women love the intricate patterns and bold colors. This brand can be totally mesmerizing to look at because of its unique detail. It looks like abstract art that was reimagined as a purse, a tote bag, or a blanket. The prices aren't too off the wall, either. The Android and iPhone wristlets are only about 50 bucks.
What are these called?
If you're a child of the 1990s, then you had probably seen this over and over again throughout the halls of your middle school or high school. I wore them. My sisters wore them. And I think, at one time, my mom tried getting a pair. These were a huge fashion trend that lasted at least a year, which might as well have been an eternity for the fashion industry. People mostly wore the dark brown ones even though they typically came in gray and white, too.
What style is this?
This fashion style can be described as the modern-day, rich-girl hippie. Some chic style essentials you should have to recreate this look for yourself include maxi skirts, neutral-colored ankle boots, chic head wraps and headbands, and gladiator sandals. This is a look that you can score fairly easily if you go to your nearest clothing boutique, but it may be more expensive that way. If you have a lot of time on your hands, then I'd definitely recommend the thrift store.
What kind of neckline is this?
A small neckline is usually suited for holiday parties to your grandparents' house. Necklines are what typically decide how sultry or how chic a shirt is. If you're ever looking for a simple, slim fit t-shirt, then look no further than H&M or Forever 21. They have this style in practically all colors of the rainbow. Now, if you're looking for a deeper neckline, then I would recommend Victoria's Secret or BeBe since they aim for that "romantic evening under the stars" look.
What style sunglasses are these?
This style is currently marketed by the brand Ray-Bans. However, you can get knockoffs that look just as good for a tenth of the price. This is great because I know a lot of us lose our sunglasses from time to time or they get broken from someone stepping on them. In fact, you can probably order these same glasses from Amazon for about 10 bucks, and you'll have tons of colors to choose from. So, any idea, what style this is known as?
Who created blue jeans?
Did you know that blue jeans were invented in 1871? But before then, blue materials for jeans had been used in a wide assortment of garments like aprons and shirts. They were originally intended for coal miners and cowboys, but they caught on with the rest of the public. Greaser gangs in the 1950s wore them, and hippies in the 1960s wore them, and they're still popular today in the 2000s. Hint: This person's brand is still selling products to this day.
Which French fashion designers collaborated together to create the bikini?
That last question should've been a super easy one. This one won't be, though! The bikini had a very slow start due to its revealing nature. The name was coined in 1946 by a Parisian engineer (aka one of the bikini's inventors). It became more popular when movie stars wore them for movies. Around the 1960s, bikinis started to permeate Western culture as beachwear, swimwear, and underwear. But probably more as underwear during this decade because it was still so new.
What brand are these boots?
Believe it or not, but this kind of suede doesn't get damaged when you're trying to plow snow from your driveway. Yes, they get a bit wet, but don't freak out. They just need a little time to dry, and they'll be back looking good as new. I've had mine for about three years now, and they still look great. If you don't want to pay a ton of money and if you have smallish feet, then you should try to buy the kids version of these.
What style underwear is this?
This style of underwear is nice because it gives you extra coverage on those days you're feeling extra modest or are in that dreaded time of the month. They're usually tight but super stretchy, so they can fit a wide variety of women, from those who have curvy hips to those who have more subtle curves. Also, if you're feeling daring or bold enough, you can just wear them around the house when you cook, clean, or just lounge around.
What's the standard way to pick out two complimentary colors?
For people who are new to the fashion world, it might be overwhelming to pick out an outfit each day to work. This is especially true if you work in a mostly women environment where you could feel scrutinized or shoved aside for not adhering to what's trending in the fashion industry. The answer to this question is a great way to make sure you're not sabotaging yourself by breaking one of these cardinal fashion rules. Do you know what it is?
What style shirt is this?
Today, these shirts are considered retro. It's been a while since they've had a huge surge in popularity, but either way, I think they're a wardrobe must-have. The only downside with this style I can see is that the torso is all white. In fact, I had to throw mine away because I spilled coffee on it one day. Luckily, these shirts go for super cheap because none of the big fashion brands patented this style. Another good thing about these shirts is that they're unisex, so you can match your husband or boyfriend if you really wanted to.
What kind of hat is this?
I could never get this style to look right on my head. I suppose people with curly or voluminous hair don't get to join the hat bandwagon, which kind of sucks. How else are we supposed to cover up bad haircuts, days we don't feel like showering, or those pesky flyaways. Headbands and hair wraps will have to do, I guess. This style hat isn't "in" necessarily, but it's still wearable because the look itself is almost timeless, meaning, you won't look like any decade in particular.
What kind of hat is this?
There's a slight difference between this hat and the hat in the previous question. The previous hat is typically worn by board gamers or by people who like that old, jazzy look. This hat is typically worn as a part of a winter attire, and it takes a few minutes in front of the mirror to get it to look just right. Here's an interesting fact: blue-collar workers like welders and tradesmen would use this type of hat because it would hold their hair back while working.
What kind of dress is this?
This style dress was big in the 1990s. A lot of women starring in sitcoms during that decade wore them quite often. Now, they've been kinda washed by the wayside in the past few years. As for me, I still have a few of these in the back of my closet. These dresses probably shouldn't be worn during the autumn months since this style of dress is usually only available in pastel colors like light blue or light purple.
What kind of bag is this?
This bag is a great option for those nights out on the town. It's small and doesn't take away from the dress or outfit you're wearing like a big tote bag would. Plus, who likes dancing while carrying a tote bag? Not me or anyone else I know - that's for sure. But this type of bag isn't a great option if you easily misplace your things. A better option would be an iPhone or an Android wristlet that can carry everything.
What kind of hat is this?
This type of hat is a must-have if you live in one of the Southern states, especially Florida, which is considered the sunshine state. The only downside to these hats is that they can get bent or wrinkled if you don't take care of them, which is pretty easy to do since they're so big. Taking good care of these hats will reward you with an awesome look, and it'll keep your face from the sun's harmful rays.
Why did Roy Raymond start Victoria's Secret back in the 1970s?
Whatever you think the reason is, he watched the fashion industry like a hawk for eight years to try and understand what women wanted in terms of underwear. Back then, they mostly called women's underwear bland, boring words like "foundation garments" instead of lingerie. And all women had really was Fruit of the Loom, Hanes, and Jockeys in those assorted underwear packs. The market was practically drooling over something more high end. That's when Roy Raymond took over and created one of the most popular clothing stores ever.
What are some recognizable elements of grunge fashion?
If you're a kid of the 1990s, then you probably went through the grunge era like the rest of us. This decade is known for grunge music, like Soundgarden and Nirvana, which helped characterize the decade, along with fashion styles (of course). In fact, you could probably answer this question correctly if you've checked out any band pics of Nirvana. Fashion brands most likely copied from them once they noticed how many young adults and teenagers were trying to look like members of a band.