Pick Or Pass On These Motorcycles And We'll Reveal Your Super Villain Soulmate
- by Ariel_S
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Super villains are super cool, which is why we can’t help but feel a little excited by them. Our hearts and minds get all worked up when thinking about those comic book baddies, which is maybe part of the reason we like them so much. They get us all a flutter and flustered, which typically ends very well from our experience. There’s just something about the appeal of the bad boy that makes people fall in love with them. Maybe it’s not that traditional love, with flowers and romance and such. It is, however, the kind of love that people are drawn to again and again. It’s the slightly forbidden feeling that makes us want more and more the love and respect of a bad boy. And who’s the ultimate bad boys? Super villains.
Super villains give us chills when they pop up on the screen. They embrace themselves fully and aren’t afraid to flaunt their take-no-flack attitudes. Super villains are incredibly goal-oriented and passionate, making them great partners (as long as we can get past that whole ‘taking over the world through powerful dark forces’ thing). While super villains might not be traditional baddies, one hallmark of a rebel is a motorcycle. By picking and passing on these cool bikes, we can match a person with their super villain soulmate.
Try this motorcycle: PICK OR PASS
Let’s start things off with this sleek, white bike. A sporty little thing, picking this bike is a sign that someone likes speed. Aesthetics aren’t super important to a fan of this bike, who might find themselves happier with a practical piece rather than one that they can show off and flaunt.
What about this one? PICK OR PASS
This speedy motorcycle is just as fast as the first (if not a little faster), but it’s more of a showy bike than some of the other ones. This is a bike that knows who’s boss: the bike is boss, and anyone that tries to rule it is sorely mistaken. Speed on into the future by picking this bike, or pass for something a little less showy.
How about this paint job? PICK OR PASS
Look at the amazing paint job on this bike! There’s a part of us that would pick it just because of the amount of effort that must have took. There’s also a part of us that wants to pick it because it’s actually kind of fitting into our comicbook theme. Bright colors on a bike always look cool, especially these ones.
Try this motorcycle: PICK OR PASS
Sometimes it’s tempting to pick a bike just because we think we should like it. We might not actually enjoy it aesthetically, but the brand loyalty we have convinces us. That being said, we shouldn’t just pick something because of what name is attached to it; we should only pick it if we’re really, really excited about it.
How about this old-school-cool? PICK OR PASS
That big old back tire is a sign that there’s a little bit of grit hidden in this bike. It’s not just the sweet and speedy ones that get us going. This big-tired bike brings cool up to a whole new level. Plus, that classic red color is totally fiery. What we think isn’t important though; all that matters is if this is a pick, or a pass.
What about this one? PICK OR PASS
This bike is a timeless classic, and one that looks like it could easily fit in with a future/sci-fi story as well as an old-timey classic show. We love the matte black finish on this baby, and think that it’s a clear winner when we’re looking at picking or passing on bikes. The one thing we’re on the fence about is how fast it could be.
This cool one? PICK OR PASS
Oh man, this is a cool bike. This is truly someone’s baby, as we can tell from the homegrown styling on this photo. We love the fact that this looks like no other bike we’ve seen. The power in this bike is obvious, even if the style of motorcycle isn’t exactly for everyone.
How about this oldster? PICK OR PASS
This vintage motorcycle will have bikers drooling. That is, bikers that appreciate an old, maybe kind of outdated style. While the bike itself isn’t really a kind that we see nowadays, we do think that it’s a unique option that serves a purpose on our list. Namely, filling that weird-old-bike niche.
What about this one? PICK OR PASS
This bossy bike proves that everyone can be a super villain-level rebel when they’re on the back of this baby. Climbing onto this powerful machine makes us feel a little like, well, powerful machines. Road-riding, tough-guy machines, that is! This is definitely what we’d envision some of our super villain soulmates to ride.
How do we feel about the red and chrome? PICK OR PASS
Who doesn’t love that red and chrome theme on their motorcycles? The style is super cool, with exposed piping that’s been shined to a mirror-like finish. We would love to see ourselves in those pipes, as well as on top of that bike in general! Who could pass on this? Our guess is “no one”.
What about this speedy one? PICK OR PASS
This speedy rider looks to be having the time of their life on a machine that could have come out of the movie Tron. That is, if Tron had motorcycles that were more like classic bikes than cool laser racers. While aesthetically it’s not our cup of tea, it could be for some people. It all depends on the person.
How about this newfangled bike? PICK OR PASS
What the heck is this thing? Believe it or not, it’s actually a really neat motorcycle. While the top part has been adapted to look a little more unique, we promise that it still rides smoothly no matter which road we happen to be tearing down. It’s definitely not the be-all-end-all of motorcycle construction, but it’s a cool concept.
Try this motorcycle: PICK OR PASS
The last deconstructed/uniquely styled bike not our speed? That’s okay. There’s something out there for everyone, and motorcycles are no exception. Try this bike, which features just as much neat construct, but a little more of a traditional style and look to it. Some might call it boring, and some might call it basically kind of awesome.
What about this yellow motorcycle? PICK OR PASS
Yellow! Who doesn’t love yellow? We certainly love yellow, as yellow is the color of happiness. People are never angry when they look at yellow. They might become super charged or a little bit nervous, sure, but they’re never angry. Yellow is a great motorcycle color; if only more makers offered yellow color options.
What's the deal with this super futuristic bike? PICK OR PASS
This futuristic bike looks more like it belongs in a power-driven super movie that takes place in the not-too-distant-future. The big silver shell screams “I’m powerful”, while the no-nonsense design and style means that there’s no confusion surrounding the kind.
How about this cute bike? PICK OR PASS
This is a cute little bike that’s been built for the open road. While it might not be as hardcore as our other options to pick and pass from, it’s definitely one of the better options for those that are looking to extend their road time. The windshield is a nice touch, making it great for dusty roads.
What about this racing bike? PICK OR PASS
We’ve talked about speed racers before, but never ones that are as cool and as creative as this! This bike is a true winner when it comes to motorbike style, even if it’s probably the sportiest out of all of our options. That can be good, though, as some people love that kind of thing.
How about this twist on a classic color combo? PICK OR PASS
While the rusty red and the super chrome might be a classic color combination, there's something to be said for the softness that blue brings to the table. Not only does the blue have a brightness to it, it also give a heart of gold kind of aspect to the motorcycle. We love this style, but right now it’s not about us. It’s about getting a good soulmate!
What about this old bike? PICK OR PASS
Yet another vintage rockstar, this motorcycle seems like it's ready to win all the races. While we probably wouldn't ride around town with a big number plastered onto the sides of our beloved bikes, we certainly like that old-style paint job. The colors, the stripes, and the full coverage sides. There's nothing more neat than that old kind of design.
What about this old-fashioned beauty? PICK OR PASS
Big handlebars and big wheels. That's the recipe for a successful biker, at least according to some of these bikes we've seen. While it's probably not the be-all-end-all to pass on this, we recommend someone think long and hard before passing on this bike. Unless, of course, those speedy types out there are passing.
What about this super villain bike? PICK OR PASS
We can all imagine the type of person who rides this vehicle. Spoiler alert: the rider of this is probably one of our super villain soulmate options. Super tough, itching to take off fast and furious, and getting ready for a wild day (or night) on the town. There’s nothing more stimulating than a rebel, right?
Try this motorcycle: PICK OR PASS
It might be looking a little rough on the outside, but on the inside, this motorcycle has a heart of gold. Everyone knows what we’re about to say next, right? That’s right: it’s just like our super villain soulmates. This bike and our no-good-guys are seriously into the rough exterior but golden interior.
What about this weird one? PICK OR PASS
Someone seems to be riding this like a motorcycle, which is why we decided to include it with the rest of our motorcycles. Honestly, we’re not sure how we feel. This piece is a little strange, and one of those things that we question the designers about. For instance: Why cover everything except the front?
How about this handle-barred beauty? PICK OR PASS
We love our handlebars and headlights. It’s not just a safety thing; we love the sensation of the grip, the brilliant spotlight, and the knowledge that we’re looking super cool speeding down the freeway. Safety first, though, which is why we always need to remember to wear a helmet with our bike.
What about this boss bike? PICK OR PASS
This bike is showing up to the party with cake, balloons, and noise blowers. This bike is an over-the-top, in-our-faces beast that absolutely loves the attention. This is definitely a sign that there’s some attention that wants to be drawn. Pick this one and we know exactly which super villain soulmate would match!
What about this purple party over here? PICK OR PASS
Purple seems to be the name of this bike’s game. While we can’t tell if it’s a highly edited photo or a speculative drawing done with passion and a dream. Whatever the reason for this bike to exist, the important thing is that it’s come into our lives. Will we keep it, though, or will we pass it?
How about this fast bike? PICK OR PASS
Riding on the open roads has never felt so good. This bike is a beautiful show of grace and speed. It’s bright red, making it one of the zippiest colors out there. The sleek styling of the motorcycle itself is a sign that this little guy can go fast. How fast? We’ll leave that up to everyone else to find out.
How about this bike? PICK OR PASS
It might look a little similar to some of the other bikes we’ve seen, but trust us: this is a speedy bike that won’t quit until the job is done. It takes us to where we need to get to, just like how our super villain soulmates would. At least, we think. We assume, but it’s hard to tell; they are imaginary, after all.
What about this racing bike? PICK OR PASS
How could anyone pass on this bike? It might not be the best bike for bringing to the Harley meet-up, but it’s certainly a great one for racing around the track a couple times. The little windshield will be great for those days we forget our visors, and the cool shape probably means it’s super aerodynamic.
How about this tricked-out chopper? PICK OR PASS
Okay, okay. It’s not exactly the huge Harley we might have pumped it up to be. However, it’s still a pretty cool adaptation. This job was done with comfort and cool in mind, making it one of our top choices for bikes. While we would never change our bike to look like that, we don’t blame anyone who does.
How about being as cool as this bike? PICK OR PASS
We’ve been talking a lot about cool, and for good reason. Being cool is the only way to survive with a super villain partner. Not only does the villain have to be sure that they can trust us to stay calm when they’re taking over the world, but we need to look like a perfect pair. And that means exuding the same type of cool the super villain does.
What about this bike? PICK OR PASS
For some reason, there’s been a lot of windshields popping up on the bikes the last couple of questions. We admit that we don’t know why they’re there. We might really like the idea of them, and understand why they’re necessary on a car, but on a motorcycle? We’re unconvinced…
How about this retro beaut? PICK OR PASS
The retro style is back, baby! We’ve seen a couple retro or vintage-styled bikes, but none that compare to this style. The exhaust pipes are huge, which totally makes us think of gritty biker gangs and dingy hangouts. Or maybe that’s just all the exhaust filling the room; either way, we’re here for it.
What about these weird wheels? PICK OR PASS
There’s certainly something to be said for being unique. We know that there’s a whole lot of competition out there. What’s a bike to do but be a little discouraged? Sometimes a bike just wants to stand out, which is why we’ve given this big-wheeled baby a chance. Bold and beautiful, she certainly looks solid.
How about this extendable bike? PICK OR PASS
Truth be told, we don’t really know if it’s an extendable bike, or if it’s just a bike that’s had its front wheel extended a little for the style. Honestly, we think it might just be the latter. If it’s not, then we need to get on this extendable bike trend right away. Actually, if we could get on any of these bikes right away that’d be great.