How Well Do You Know Family Guy's Stewie Griffin?


Stewie Griffin is the youngest member of the Griffin family on the widely popular prime-time animated TV series that airs on the FOX Network.

The baby with the odd shaped noggin is an ambiguously devious and evil genius whose main goal in life is total world domination. He has created some inventions that may never really come to fruition, such as a time machine.

For some strange reason, he has a British accent and sometimes others can understand him and will reply to him, and at other times they will not. The talking family dog, Brian, seems to always be able to understand the vocal infant.

The show debuted in 1999 but was canceled after a few years only to be brought back based on overwhelming DVD sales of the first couple of seasons. Family Guy put Seth MacFarlane on the map and is the primary contributing factor for his $200 million net worth.

Are you ready to do battle with Stewie? Be careful though; many have tried to face Stewie and fallen at his feet in defeat. Try and see; How Well Do You Know Family Guy's Stewie Griffin?

Question 1

What is Stewie's middle name?

Stewart "Stewie" Griffin is the flamboyant and eccentric one-year-old infant of Peter and Lois Griffin. Stewie, equipped with his teddy bear, and his weaponry has, on several occasions, almost single-handedly taken over the world and he seems to be obsessed with world domination.

Question 2

What is the name of Stewie's favorite stuffed teddy bear?

Stewie Griffin has a teddy bear. Though inanimate, the bear has become his personal confidant and best friend. Stewie confides all his secrets and machinations in the bear and often gets upset when the bear does not respond. The stuffed bear has also been known to double as a pistol when needed.

Question 3

What term does Stewie use when referring to his father, Peter?

Stewie is well-spoken, with an advanced vocabulary, an upper-class British accent, and an ambiguous sexual orientation (he is a child). Although, when speaking of his father, to a third party, Stewie's eloquence goes out the window.

Question 4

What crime does Stewie often fantasize and speak openly about?

There is an actual legal term for the act of killing your mother. Stewie often dreams of this, threatens this, and attempts this. In one memorable episode, he shoots Lois, and she falls overboard from a cruise ship. Peter is blamed for the murder. It turns out the entire two-part episode was just a dream.

Question 5

What has Stewie called his mother's womb when discussing his 9-month residence there?

Stewie is constantly plotting ways to kill his mother, Lois, apparently holding a grudge against her because of his time spent when Lois carried him to term. Stewie refers to his nine-month stay in her womb as this.

Question 6

After Brian had killed another dog, he asked Stewie how he would feel if he killed another baby. What was Stewie's response?

In "Dog Gone," after he made jokes about Brian killing a dog, Brian asks him how he'd feel if he had killed another baby. He merely replied to Brian by saying this and acting as if it was really no big deal. He also tries to get children to drink poison. In "Love Thy Trophy."

Question 7

When Peter is drunk and forced the family to line up for cigar burns, what does Stewie do?

Stewie is most definitely a sadist. Peter enters the kitchen drunk and angry, forcing his family to line up to get cigar burns. After Stewie is burned, he makes us laugh by doing this. In "Total Recall," he claims he plays choking games with Rupert.

Question 8

When Stewie comes home with his arm out of the socket, who jams it back in place for him?

Stewie comes home with his right arm pulled out of its socket. Someone then stuffs Stewie's mouth with paper so he can't yell for Lois. This same individual then painfully but successfully puts Stewie's arm back in its socket. After the act, Stewie notes that he won't say if he liked it or not.

Question 9

Out of the following foods listed, which is Stewie's favorite food?

Stewie Griffon's favorite meal consists of one main item and, Atkins friendly potato sticks arranged in order of size, from large to small, and a Scooby-Doo yogurt with Shaggy's eyes scratched out.

Question 10

When Stewie was born, what did the doctor discover in Lois' womb?

After Stewie was born the Griffins' family doctor, Elmer Hartman, reveals that he found something quite alarming left behind in the womb, presumably by Stewie. They are war plans to bomb a specific region.

Question 11

In an episode titled, "The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair," which of the following did Stewie do?

In this particular episode, "The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair," Stewie defies the laws of nature and science as he creates a clone. This is not his first rodeo as Stewie has previously created another clone. The clone he creates is an exact mirror image of the person who has been cloned.

Question 12

Who was Stewie's girlfriend that commanded him to kill Brian?

Despite all of Stewie's evil traits, he genuinely cares about Brian. In "Brian & Stewie" he revealed that he considered Brian to be his only friend and the only person in the entire world that he cared about. When ordered to kill Brian by his girlfriend in "Mr. and Mrs. Stewie", Stewie struggled to do so but eventually chose to spare Brian and protect him from the evil girlfriend..

Question 13

Who was Brian's replacement dog who helped Stewie go back and change time so Brian would not be killed?

When Brian was killed by a car in "Life of Brian," Stewie's devastation over Brian's death caused him to be cold and nasty towards the replacement family dog until the new pooch told Stewie that he understood what he was going through due to the death of his own previous owner.

Question 14

What did Stewie once make a macaroni picture of, which Lois and Peter both mocked?

Stewie complained that his parents were only NOW interested in him since they had found out he was an evil genius, whereas the previous week Peter had ignored his macaroni picture. Both Lois and Peter ridiculed their son's artwork and Stewie was right around the corner when they did this and he heard the whole thing as he cried.

Question 15

What word does Stewie mispronounce which causes a disagreement with Brian?

When Peter discovers something in Quagmire's mail and decides to play with it in "Herpe, the Love Sore," Stewie compliments Quagmire and stressed the "H" in one of the words. Peter turns on him and Stewie questions how Peter can suddenly understand him. In another episode, Stewie mispronounces the same word, stressing the "H" again and, Brain strongly disagrees with the way Stewie pronounces it. Stewie also pronounces ruined as ROO-INNED; which Brian also hates.

Question 16

When Stewie asks Brian to help him "manscape" what does Stewie ask Brian to shave on him?

There is a scene in the episode titles "Deep Throats", that suggests Stewie is attracted to Brian. He makes a similar drunken admission in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. In the same episode, he asks Brian to shave his friend's down below.

Question 17

Stewie once sang a song that claimed everything was better with what?

"Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick But all you need is ___________ to really get a kick. Eventually, the crowd to whom Brian & Stewie sang it to joined in. It is set to the tune of "Me Ol' Bam-boo" from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Question 18

Stewie once saw which football player showering and became aroused?

This NFLer' voices himself in an episode titles "Patriot Games." The athlete first meets the Griffins at a reunion, invited as a friend of one of Peter Griffin's classmates. After seeing Peter running to the bathroom to vomit, Peter is recruited to play ball on a professional football team in the NFL. Stewie spies on the famed player in the shower and becomes aroused.

Question 19

When traveling through the multiverse, what is the Stewie with two-heads doing?

In "Road to the Multiverse" Brian and Stewie arrive in a universe full of gays, and he says, "Love it." He also goes to a universe where everyone has two heads, one manic and one depressed. Lois asks Peter a question that half sounds enthused and the other half depressing. Peter answers in the same style. Then we see the two-headed Stewie.

Question 20

What is the name of Stewie's half-brother that Stewie goes to war with?

Stewie's half-brother was the son of a gym teacher and her partner through artificial insemination. This boy's biological father, through a sperm bank mishap fixing, is Peter Griffin. Stewie's brother with the same father has the same football shaped head as Stewie.

Question 21

What football player once grabbed Stewie by his football shaped head and threw him as such?

The sportsman threw Stewie's head like a football for a pass to Chris in "The Juice Is Loose." In this episode, the famous ball players is accused of being a murderer. At first the town doesn't trust him and thinks he is guilty, but they accept him into the community since they are not perfect. However, the athlete turns on them and stabs some citizens before fleeing the scene.

Question 22

Which was NOT one of Stewie's inventions he has used as a weapon?

Among Stewie's inventions have been some of the most unimaginable machines and devices that would change the world as we know it if they ever were to really be invented. Every choice listed here does not exist, but nonetheless, Stewie has invented 3 of them in Family Guy.

Question 23

In the future, where does Stewie have a job when he is 35 years old?

This super department store is an electronics store in Quahog, Rhode Island (where the Griffon family lives). Peter and Lois also buy a TiVo here. In an episode depicting the future, Stewie, now known as Stu, works here in the year 2035.

Question 24

Who is Stewie's maternal Great Grandmother?

Grandma is the mother of Barbara Pewterschmidt, mother-in-law of Carter Pewterschmidt, grandmother of Lois Griffin, Carol Pewterschmidt, and Patrick Pewterschmidt. She was a Holocaust survivor, and she changed her name when she came to America to a shortened version. What is this "shortened" version?

Question 25

Who is an ancestor of Stewie's, from his mother's side of the family?

This woman for whom Lois is a namesake of, was Silas Pewterschmidt's daughter. She started an inter-racial family in secret with Nate Griffin. Their family back then looks exactly the same as the present-day family, except for them being black. She bears an uncanny resemblance to Lois Griffin.

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