One of the hardest things as a human being in this world is to keep a relationship going for a prolonged period of time. No matter how much you get along with someone, you'd be lying if you said that you didn't have the odd moment where you wondered about what it could be like with somebody else. Seriously, nobody could judge you for that because we've all been there. However, as adults, we all know that just because you want to do something doesn't mean you should do it and that if it makes you feel good then you almost definitely shouldn't be doing it!
So, we thought we'd put together a little something for those people out there who just can't make up their mind on their current relationship and the person on the side that they've got their eye on. That being said, this is more of a quick question and answer to see what side we think you lie on. In other words, don't come blame us if you find out the results and it comes back to bite you! You make your own decisions in this world so don't try and pin anything on us.
Black or White?
It might seem like a simple question, but your quick-fire answer to this question can actually tell people a lot about you. Seriously, we aren't kidding here, and it has nothing to do with your mentality on race either. Not that we’re going to tell you what it says because then you’ll know how to game the system. We won’t be having any of that. You throw yourself at this quiz and get the answer you deserve! That’s how these things work.
Have you cheated in the past?
We really hope that the answer to this is no because really all you're doing when you cheat is ensuring that you hurt somebody else. If you were truly brave you'd be able to tell your significant other that you no longer wanted to be with them and then move onto the person that actually is interested in trying something out with you. There is really no excuse to be cheating on someone if you ask us. Literally, no excuse at all.
Sexting or Phone Sex?
Like we were saying before, the modern world has changed relationships and love so much that it resembles something very different. What do you think was the equivalent back in the day? We suppose it was those love letters that people would send to each other, filled with ridiculously poetic language about how much they want to touch each other. Can you imagine if people sexted each other with stuff like that? You would get shot down immediately we reckon.
Whatsapp or Snapchat?
Crazy to think how much dating and finding somebody you love has changed over the past few years as we slowly crawled into what we know as the modern world. Honestly, there is pretty much none of the same sorts of dating traditions and activities that once existed. We don’t think this is such a big shame, but there are a lot of people out there who don’t like how much dating is becoming about technology rather than personality. What do you think?
Tinder or OKCupid?
We've never actually used either of these things, but we'd like to think that if we did we would absolutely smash it. We don't trust ourselves to not be devastated if we put ourselves on the app and then realized that nobody actually wanted anything to do with us. That being said, it’d be no worse than being rejected after you walk up to someone stood at a bar and ask if you can buy them a drink. Being single sucks.
Selfish or Giving?
If you ask us, all you can do in this world is making sure that everyone around you is doing as good as possible. If you're the kind of person who puts themselves before everyone else in the world, then we've honestly got no time for you. You have to be a special type of hateful person to be that selfish. What sort of upbringing did you have to not throw yourself at being as selfless as possible in such a broken world?
Monogamy or Polyamory?
We've never really understood why people think it's so weird that there are people out there that are in a relationship with more than one person. If you think that love is one of the greatest feelings in the world, why is it insane to think that somebody could want that with as many people as possible? Sure, you may not want it, but other people do and there is a lot we understand about that if we’re being honest.
Tea or Coffee?
We don't get people who don't have hot drinks. It literally makes no sense that you would spend your entire life drinking cordial and soda. Your teeth must be a total mess at this point if that's all you’re sticking down your neck. Like, we don't like coffee, but we get if you enjoy it over tea. If you have nothing then you're a bit of a freak if you ask us. Grow up and pick one before it gets even weirder.
Apples or Oranges?
We realized around four years ago that we just didn't have enough fruit and vegetables in our diet, which is pretty much the experience of every human being in this world, to be honest. Take a page out of our book and throw yourself at as much as you can. We promise you that you will start to feel the positive difference within a few weeks. If not, then you probably already had enough of the good stuff in your diet.
Tall or Short?
We've been tall most of our lives so we honestly have no idea what it's like to be short. That being said, after living a fair few years in this world, we have to say that we would definitely rather be tall than short. Sorry short people, but you just don't have it as good if you ask us. It’s not your fault and we don’t hold it against you, but even you have to admit that you’d probably rather be tall.
Man or Woman?
Yes, this is really the most important question of all time isn't it. This is exactly what you need to figure out before you can move on with your life. Without knowing what your answer to this question is, you'll never be comfortable, and people need to realize that it's time they put themselves first and find out what it is they want. We’re really not lying. You need to get out there and figure things out before it becomes a real problem.
Flirty or Reserved?
When we were younger we thought that we were terrible at flirting, but as we got older we realized that we'd been flirting all along. We're just inherently flirty and had been doing it with everyone, just thinking that was how we acted with everyone. This might seem like we’re gloating, and we are, because when you’re this charming then you have every right to act like you’re all that. Get out there and start practicing. Flirting is important in this world.
Gay or Straight?
Is there any better sign of beautiful peace and happiness than the rainbow flag? We don't understand people who can be angry and hateful even though they're looking at something like this. Seriously, there are people in this world so filled with hate that they can't respect the love between two people that this brilliant flag represents. Do not pretend that it's anything other than hate. You just can’t handle the concept of a human being feeling something you don’t understand.
Spontaneous or Calculated?
Look, we know that some people need to plan everything they do in life and that's all cool, but we cannot stand to live life like that. If you drive us mental by following us around and putting us on edge with your constant planning, we will have to put you in your place. We cannot manage this sort of stuff in our lives so we will have to purge you from it pretty quickly. Seriously, we cannot handle it.
Young or Old?
Yeah, still being relatively young the concept of getting older terrifies us. There is so much about getting older that does not appeal to us that it would take us far too long to list them for you. Seriously, this sort of thing keeps us awake at night if we’re being honest. There is not enough time in a life to achieve everything that needs to be achieved or experience everything that should be experienced. We cannot get our heads round it.
Caring or Cold?
As we've already said, life is short, so there really is no point in being anything other than giving and caring in this world. You've got to get out there and really show the world that there is nothing in being cold to other human beings. What does it get you? It makes them upset and you continue to feel empty and lackluster. As soon as you turn your life around and start to care for everyone more than you care for yourself, you’ll be filled with happiness.
Breakfast or Lunch?
What sort of monster would pick anything other than breakfast for this question? There is no better feeling than going out, getting completely bladdered, waking up with one of the worst hangovers of all time and then going out to make it better with a coffee and breakfast. If you’ve never had that experience then we demand you do it at your available convenience. We are not joking when we say that there is no better feeling in this world.
High or Low Self-esteem?
We've never met any of you, but that doesn't mean we can't say right now that if you're suffering from low self-esteem, you've got to sort yourself out. No matter how you see yourself, there is no reason that we shouldn’t all be walking around with a good level of confidence to keep us going. Each of us has every reason to achieve everything we want and smash all of the barriers placed in our way. That’s just a fact.
Trust or Suspicion?
Some people would probably argue that we're actually a little bit too trusting if we're honest. We like to think that the people in this world aren't immediately out to be bad, but have been turned that way by external factors. In general, evil isn't inherent and must be learned. That's just how we see it. That being said, the suspicious out there would say that they’re always on the back foot just in case something goes south, but we think you lose out going about it that way.
Sad or Happy?
We think that people don't talk enough about how it's okay to feel sad once and a while. Seriously, everyone is obsessed about how to talk each other into a good mood, but there's always a chance you need to wallow a little bit. There's nothing wrong with being sad, you just don't want to sit in it for too long. Depression is a bad thing, but sadness can be a natural reaction to something you just can’t help or change.
Looks or Personality?
We're not going to pretend that looks don't mean anything to us because we all know that would be an absolute lie, but you should definitely be looking for a good personality over good looks. Good looks will always get boring, but a personality that you enjoy will have you coming back every single time. Take it from us, we’ve tried it both ways and personality is by far the best way to go if you’re looking for something even slightly sustainable.
Drunk or Sober?
We would be the first to admit that we drink way too much, but we can promise you that there is no other way we'd rather be spending our money or a time. That is just a fact of life. Sure, we don't have many savings and our liver is probably very upset, but we still love it. Hopefully, we can curb it before it becomes a bit of a problem... We don’t have a problem, we have the solution!
Cinema or Dinner?
We cannot tell you how much time we spent at the pictures when we were younger, desperately trying to get the person we were with to give us a kiss or something. It seems like it's the only place that young people can go to if they want a dark room to be with each other. The worst thing was then missing out on what was actually a really good film because you’ve spent the entire thing trying to grope the girl sat next to you.
Security or Excitement?
Honestly, we understand both sides of this argument, but we probably ever so slightly fall on the side of security over excitement. However, because we like things to be spontaneous as well, we're not so sure that we would take it entirely over excitement. If you need everything planned out before you jump in, then we're probably not the type of people for you. We get that you want to be safe, but it gets to a point where that can ruin the fun.
Smart or Stupid?
We're going to come off as pretty elitist here but we can't find ourselves putting up with the truly stupid. We're not saying we're amazingly smart either, but we're definitely not stupid, which is a problem that pretty much everyone on this planet has to start thinking about because it's becoming a real problem. Stupid people are going to get us all killed, something that you should all care about right now. This isn’t a joke. That is exactly what’s going to happen.