Take This Harry Potter Test And We'll Tell You Which Hogwarts Student You Are!
- by Ricky Bambuto
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It's a beautiful day in the wizarding world. The clouds are purple, it's kind of cold, and lightning strikes now and then, without rain. You're probably getting ready for a day of magical learning. How lucky you are. What we wouldn't give to be in your place, and have a wand of our own to do crazy spells with. Alas, the closest thing we have to magic is reheating a burrito in the microwave for 15 seconds.
But you - you're a Hogwarts student. You can reheat a burrito in two seconds, max. You can do a lot of other magical things, too, and you'll only learn more as your studies progress.
Well, although we can't fully be a part of your world, at least we can peer into it. Doing so, we see that you're indeed a Hogwarts student, but it's unclear exactly which one you are. There has to be something we can do to figure it out, perhaps a quiz spell of some sort. Let's try this: Quizio!
It worked! Holy moly. This will save us a bunch of time from future quizzes. Now we have a full quiz for you, and it will help us determine which Hogwarts student you are. How magical is that?
Which of these wands would you pick?
The wand chooses the wizard, but let's just ignore that for now. We'll make an exception here, and allow you to choose your own wand. Ollivander's methods are old school, anyway. Let's start getting to know which Hogwarts student you are - pick your wand below.
After a long day at Hogwarts, you get to your bed and discover a snake! What do you do?
A snake?! This is the last thing you need right now. All you wanted to do was get some rest so your mind is fully refreshed to learn new magic tomorrow. Now you have to deal with this huge problem. There are a number of options for you to take here.
Forget the snake - now a Basilisk is in the Hogwarts dungeon and it's holding your future spouse hostage! What do you do?
Oh wow, looks like you still won't be getting to bed any time soon. Looks like the Basilisk has the object of your affection, and they might be eaten if you don't save them on time. You need to act quick before it's too late. Each Hogwarts student behaves differently in these cases.
Which of these professors is your favorite?
Every Hogwarts student has a favorite professor of theirs. Hogwarts is much like high school in that regard, and a number of others. Think back on all the professors you've encountered at Hogwarts, and all the lessons they've taught you. Which is your favorite?
Which of these is your strongest quality?
Hogwarts students are categorized into four Hogwarts Houses, each of them holding their own distinguishing characteristics. However, students differ greatly even though they might be in the same House. It all depends on the student in question. Which is your strongest trait?
What would you do if the Dark Lord's army suddenly attacked Hogwarts?
Think of the epic climax of the Harry Potter franchise, when our beloved school of witchcraft and wizardry was mercilessly attacked by Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Since you're a Hogwarts students, you were probably in the middle of the fray. How did you react?
Which Deathly Hallow do you think you'd be given?
The Deathly Hallows are among the most powerful forces in the wizarding world, presenting themselves to only the worthiest spell casters. If one of the three magical items could potentially be granted to you, which do you think it would be? We're quite curious to know.
How scared of Dementors are you?
Dementors are the embodiment of fear, and they feed on fear in order to sustain themselves. That's a recipe for a horrifying villain if ever we've seen it. The Harry Potter cast mostly tends to agree on how scary Dementors are, though some students are more scared of them than others.
Which of these subjects is your favorite?
Just like every student has their favorite professor, they also have their favorite subject, and the two might differ. Being a Hogwarts student, we have no doubt that there's one special class you like to attend above all others. Let us know which that is, and we'll figure out which student you are.
What do you think of Dumbledore?
Old Albus Dumbledore is pictured here in his full glory, addressing the students of the school he loves so much. Most students think generally good things about Dumbledore, but of course, some don't. Give us your opinion on the man, and we'll continue our assessment.
Where would you rather live in the Harry Potter universe?
The Harry Potter universe is a vast labyrinth, with no shortage of places to hang out, or even live in. Since you're a fan of the series - not to mention a student in it - you've probably thought about your favorite place to live in the wizarding world. So, which is it?
Which of these colors is your favorite?
Something as simple as a color preference can reflect a person's inner workings. As a Hogwarts student, you're not exempt from this. You have your own favorite color, for sure, just as everyone else does. Let us know which it is, and we'll try to guess that identity of yours.
What's the first shop you visit in Diagon Alley?
Before the Hogwarts semester begins, and it's time to get all your stuff ready for school, you know where you're headed: Diagon Alley, baby. You no doubt have your favorite store to visit first, like you do every year. What's the first shop you visit in Diagon Alley?
Which of these animals would be your Animagus?
Every witch and wizard has their own Animagus form buried deep within the depths of their soul, whether they eventually bring it to the surface or not. If you're unsure of your animal form, take a moment to look deep within yourself. Found it yet? Then tell us what it is.
Do you believe in true love?
True love is a type of magic you can always rely on, whether in the magical world or the real one. That is, if you even believe in such a thing. Some Hogwarts students don't, for a variety of reasons. Tell us if you do, and we'll see which Harry Potter student you are.
Have you read all the Harry Potter books?
Although the Harry Potter books are an easy read, there's a lot of them, and they're not exactly short. Only smarties with time on their hands have read them all. If you're one of those, we might know which student you are. Press a button, and we'll see what's going on here.
What do you think of House Elves?
Although we happen to like House Elves, we understand that they're a divisive subject in the Harry Potter universe. Some think they're cool, others think they're mistreated, and a select few think they're garbage. Thankfully, ole Dobby here doesn't care about their opinion.
What's the most important characteristic in a person?
You've already shared with us your best characteristic, but what trait do you prize most in other people? The two can differ, you know. Each Harry Potter student looks for their own specific characteristics when seeking good company. Choose your option below.
Which of these spells is your favorite?
Since you're a Harry Potter student, we get the sense that you enjoy a good magical spell or two every once in a while. We would enjoy that too, if we had your powers, but we don't, and so it goes. Anyway, back to you - choose the following spell you like casting most.
When you were growing up, what did you dream of becoming?
You're a student of witchcraft and wizardry now, but maybe you didn't always have that dream. Maybe you had more realistic goals as a kid, like an astronaut or doctor. Or, maybe you've always wanted to be a wizard, and are living your dream life right now. Which is it?
Which of these movies is your favorite?
Although we don't see the cast of Harry Potter watching movies too often, we know they all have a portable TV stashed somewhere in their dormitories. We suspect that each Harry Potter character has their own favorite movie, and your film choice can help point us to your identity.
What would it take for you to use an Unforgivable Curse on someone?
The three Unforgivable Curses are among the most powerful spells in the magical world, as far as spells driven by malice can go. As we all know, these spells can either kill you, torture you, or control you entirely. What would it take for you to use an Unforgivable Curse on someone?
What were you in high school?
You're attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry now, but we have the feeling that you've been through regular high school before this. If our hunch is correct, then like all high school students, you inevitably fell into a certain social role. Which of these is it?
What do you think of the Ministry of Magic?
The Ministry of Magic essentially stabilizes the wizarding world, which is an inherently unstable thing, understandably. It's a big organization, and like all big organizations, people tend to have their own doubts about it. What do you think of the Ministry of Magic?
What do you think of the Dursleys?
Ah, the Dursleys. Here are the tyrannical members of the family that plagued Harry during his entire upbringing. Most students would hate the Dursleys upon impulse, but not all students. Take a look at these ruddy faces, and tell us what you think of them.
Which Hogwarts house do you belong in?
The four Hogwarts Houses have survived through generations. They form a great way to categorize new Hogwarts students. Since you're attending the school, you're inevitably in a certain Hogwarts House. Tell us which one that is, and we'll see who you are.
If given the choice to receive one of these magical items, which would you pick?
There's an assortment of magical items in the wizarding world that would revolutionize everything if presented in the Muggle world. As a student, you've probably seen these items enough to get bored of them, or maybe there's one you really want. In any case, pick your favorite below.
Have you ever broken a bone?
Here's Harry, recovering in the nurse's ward after Gilderoy Lockhart tried to repair his broken bone. Of course, ole Gilderoy ended up removing Harry's bone entirely, but that's besides the point. Think back on your history of injuries, and tell us this: have you ever broken a bone?
What do you think of Hagrid?
Hagrid is a beastly man, though don't be fooled by his outward appearance. Despite being so big, tall and bearded, this man has a heart of gold, and will do anything to help his friends. But maybe you don't care about that, and hate Hagrid by impulse. What do you think of the guy?
Which Quidditch position do you play?
It's a bland, cloudy day - perfect for Quidditch. It's time to get your equipment on, dust off your broomstick and soar into the field. As it turns out, the Quidditch position a student plays can be indicative of their character. So, which one do you play?
Who would you transform into with the Polyjuice Potion?
The polyjuice potion is a disgusting beverage, but it's well worth the distaste if you have an impossible mission to accomplish. As you know, this potion can transform you into anyone, as long as you have something to sample their DNA from. Who would you transform into with the Polyjuice Potion?
If you had the choice of either becoming a multi-millionaire or receiving a 7-year education at Hogwarts, which would you pick?
It's time to get real, and find out how tied to the wizarding world you truly are. If you happen to be a multi-millionaire who is also enrolled in a full Hogwarts curriculum, good for you - you can skip this one. In any other case, we're interested to see which you would pick.
Do you trust everything you hear from the media?
The media is an incredibly important, even wholly necessary tool, but it can spiral out of control if left unchecked. It's up to readers to decide if the information they're getting is true, or full of earwax flavored jelly beans. Do you trust everything you hear from the media?
What do you think of Lord Voldemort?
Here is the Dark Lord of the Harry Potter series, the one who terrorized so many over a generation. His reign comes and goes - we think he's gone now, but who knows? The average student hates Voldemort, but you might not be the average student.
Does magic exist in the real world?
We know that you're in the wizarding world right now, and everything is super magical all of the time. But, in the real world - the one we're making this quiz in right now - is there any real magic to be found? Or is science our best bet to get cool things done? Let us know, and we'll reveal which student you are.
