Play Date Or Dump With These Cheerleaders And We'll Guess Your Favorite Sport!
- by Ricky Bambuto
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- in Sports
In the world of sports, there's a lot that seems to be going on besides the games themselves. There's the athletes, of course; we're always curious to see what they've been getting up to in their spare time. Then there's the management and coaches, and the politics behind the games we see. Then, of course, there's the most important thing of all, more important than the sports or the athletes themselves: the cheerleaders.
Cheerleaders are a force of nature that shouldn't be undervalued. The impossible formations these performers join together to make are ancient, kinesthetic spells meant to spurn heroes to victory. Cheerleaders cheer their team on, and the team wins - is that mere coincidence? How could it possibly be? There's magic afoot.
The existence of cheerleading rosters is something that can only be fully appreciated once it's gone. Thankfully, we all still have time to appreciate cheerleaders while they're still around, and there's no sign to indicate them going anywhere anytime soon.
While we're all still here, come enter our vacant stadium for a while, and let's play a little game. We know you like sports just by the look of you, but we'd like to guess which sport is your favorite. Play date or dump with these cheerleaders, and we'll do just that.
Alice - Atlanta Falcons
Flying out of the Atlanta Falcons cheerleading roster is Alice, and you might recognize her if you're a Falcons fan. She hops, she cheers, and she has all her Falcon formations memorized. The question is, would you date or dump her?
Agustina - Miami Dolphins
The Miami Dolphins are one of the most iconic teams in the sport, and they maintain that title through multiple generations. In our current generation, Agustina helps keep their name a-buzz. She's here now, though not really, and she kinda likes you.
Sydney - New Orleans Saints
When the Saints come marching in, Sydney is usually right at the head of the pack. There's no real wonder why, since she's clearly born to be a cheerleader. As it turns out, despite getting all that attention from the players, she really only wants to go on a date with you.
Kelsey C. - Carolina Panthers
It's a little known fact that that the Carolina cheerleading squad members are the reason why the Panthers are such beasts on the field. Kelsey C. and co. ensure a solid performance through each game. Would you date or dump?
Heather - Detroit Lions
What better way to follow a panther than a lion? And in the world of cheerleding lions, there's no one better than Heather. She's capable of stringing together all 26 letters to form an infinite number of chants, including a love chant for you.
Chloe - Jacksonville Jaguars
Strutting out of the Jacksonville Jaguars is the lovely Chloe, and she's not playing games - she's cheering them on. With a gal like that rooting for you on the sidelines, you can't help but score a touchdown. Don't you agree?
Rebecca - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
It takes a real wonder of a cheerleader to follow Chloe, which is why we've put Rebecca right here. This dazzling cheerleader holds nothing back when rooting for her home team, and you see that in every performance.
Michaela - Seattle Seahawks
The Seattle Seahawks sports a talented cheerleading squad, with Michaela being up there with the best on the team. She's not hard to spot in a game, so this might not be the first time you virtually meet her. Would you ask her out?
Caitlin - Washington Redskins
Say what you will about the Washington Redskins, but one thing is for sure: their cheerleading squad gives it their all, during each and every game. Caitlin here can cheer with the very best of them. Right now, she's cheering for you.
Christian - Seattle Seahawks
There are several reasons why everyone love the Seattle Seahawks cheerleading squad so much, and Christian right here is one of them. You only need to see her wild cheerleading motions once to see her 110% effort output.
Vanessa - Philadelphia Eagles
The members of the Philadelphia cheerleading squad fly like eagles across the sidelines, their invisible wings spurning their athletes to victory. With a roster like that on your side, you can't help but annihilate all opponents, especially with Vanessa cheering just for you.
Brooklyn - Minnesota Vikings
One look at that uniform is all you need to recognize a Minnesota Vikings cheerleader. But, maybe you don't even need to see the uniform - maybe you've been a fan of Brooklyn's for a while, and would recognize her from a mile away. In that case, you'd probably date her.
Kellie - Washington Redskins
Kellie is a glorious cheerleader who never lets up when supporting her athletes. Joined in dynamic motion with the rest of the Redskins cheerleaders, she creates all the hype and positive energy needed to get the flow going. Is she a good match for you?
Gina - Dallas Cowboys
The Dallas Cowboys have a lot going for them, being such a well-known team. Of course, one of those things is the lovely Gina, who's been representing them on the sidelines for a while now. At this moment, she's cheering for you, hoping you'll ask her out.
Alexa G. - Atlanta Falcons
Alexa G. is one of the key ingredients in ensuring a safe flight for the Atlanta Falcons. You might think that the magic this team generates is due to the talent of the players, but don't underestimate the helpful vibes that Alexa puts out. Would you ask her on a date?
Jennifer - Los Angeles Rams
In terms of being a cheerleader, Jennifer can do it all. She can give you all 26 letters throughout the alphabet, and give them to you with such pep as to explode your car. But, is that enough to impress you. Will you go on a date with Jennifer, or leave her hanging?
Melody - Arizona Cardinals
Every time Melody graces the stadium, a siren of heavenly music always follow her. It's just the effect that she has - a certain energy that she invites to every performance. All Cardinals fans know this by now, as might you. The real question is, would you date or dump her?
Lindsay - Kansas City Chiefs
Coming in out of the Kansas City Chiefs is Lindsay, a fiery cheerleader that is wholly devoted to her craft. Her she is, posing in red and vying for your attention. We don't know how you've managed to attract so many of these cheerleaders, so we'll just tip our hats off to you.
Jamie - Miami Dolphins
The Miami Dolphins are back in this quiz, with Jamie coming out of the gate to represent them. She loves her home team dearly, though not quite as dearly as she loves you. Maybe you think the feeling is mutual, or maybe you're waiting to see some of our other cheerleaders. Which is it?
Loren - Tennessee Titans
Loren is one of the best cheerleaders representing the Tennessee Titans. Of course, that's saying a lot, since the Titans have one of the best cheerleading rosters in the NFL. Would you go on a date with this formidable performer, or have her cheers gone to waste?
Jamie Lee - Philadelphia Eagles
Jamie Lee soars over her eagles in dazzling formations all along the sidelines, supported by her fellow squad members of course. Jamie's cheers are nothing without the backing of her team, though she thinks she needs no help in getting your attention. What do you think?
Tricia - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are one of the more divisive teams in the NFL, though there's no debate at all to be had about their cheerleading squad. All you need to do is meet Tricia here, and your full faith in the team will be restored. Will you date her tonight?
Abby - Indianapolis Colts
Abby has taken a break from cheerleading for a brief moment to take a stroll along the beach, where she could just be alone with her thoughts for a while. As it turns out, this pensive cheerleader is thinking about you. Are you think about her too, or are you thinking of dumping her?
Whitney - Jacksonville Jaguars
Whitney is among the best cheerleaders to ever grace a sideline, and that's no small feat. She's comfortable in her element, but nervous at the thought of not going on a date with you. Will you put her at ease, or are you thinking of a cheerleader from one of the other teams?
Heather - Washington Redskins
Here's yet another bombshell blonde from the wonderful world of NFL cheerleaders: the lovely Heather of the Washington Redskins. All it takes is one cheer from Heather and the gang to bring the team's fighting spirit back. Would you date Heather or dump her?
Chelsea - Arizona Cardinals
During those hellish moments, where a high stakes NFL game all comes down to a couple key plays, the boys on the field need all the pep and good energy that the cheerleaders can give them. Chelsea gives the most, and she's not done cheering just yet. What do you think?
Miranda - Dallas Cowboys
The Dallas Cowboys are a dynasty team, which means they need worthy cheerleaders rooting them forward, through generation after generation. In this generation, Miranda is one of their top gals, and she loves her fans. Are you a fan of hers, or will you dump her?
Nicole - Detroit Lions
The Detroit Lions might not have the sort of dynasty that the Dallas Cowboys have, but that doesn't stop their cheerleading roster from being one of the very best in the league. If you need proof of that, just look at Nicole over here, cheering like there's no tomorrow. Date her or dump her?
Parey - Minnesota Vikings
The Minnesota Vikings cheerleading roster is among the most unique in the entire league, for a lot of reasons. There's the outfit, which is alternative, and of course their distinct cheerleading formations. Then there's Parey, who is a lady like no other. Would you date her or dump her?
Denee - New Orleans Saints
The saints are calling, and Denee is leading their choir. In terms of cheerleading output, no one is capable of generating the same amount of dynamic energy that Denee can. If you don't believe us, just stick around during the next Saints game to find out.
Sativa-Skye - Los Angeles Rams
We're down to the final five cheerleaders of this quiz. It's been a long, heroic journey, but all those must eventually come to an end. For now, here's Sativa-Skye, key cheerleader hailing from the Los Angeles Rams roster. She's got her eyes on you, and she's waiting for your answer.
Katrina - Kansas City Chiefs
The Kansas City Chiefs wouldn't be quite so chiefly if they didn't have talented cheerleaders like Katrina rooting for them on the field. With a lady like that supporting your every tackle and block, you can't help but turn into a football monster. What do you think?
Alexandria - Arizona Cardinals
The Arizona Cardinals have a lot to offer as a team, one of them being their formidable cheerleading roster. Of course, that roster wouldn't be quite as captivating without the artful motions of Alexandria, one of their best performers. Would you go on a date with her?
Adrianna - Miami Dolphins
For our second to last entry, we'll bring it back to the Miami Dolphins, featuring one of their best cheerleaders. Adrianna never fails to turn heads, through each of her flips, splits and cheers. Have you seen her on the field, or are you just meeting her now? More importantly, will you ask her out?
Talyn - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
After all that dating and dumping, we've finally got to the end of the quiz. There's no need for a splitscreen picture of the lovely Talyn, as she's essentially a cheerleading goddess, and two pictures of her might dent your monitor. One last time, would you date or dump this cheerleader?
