Dump Or Date These WWE Divas And We'll Guess Your Favorite Male Wrestler!
- by Joshua Laurent
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During WWE's Attitude Era days, inter-gender matches happened all the time and they didn't even have the stupid rule where men couldn't fight women and women couldn't fight men. These days, you have to have something special, like a goofy WrestleMania proposal to prompt an inter-gender match.
Back then, it was easy to see which women aligned with which men. Females were part of stables, like Chyna with D-X or Ivory with Right to Censor. There was no guessing where these females' allegiances stood. It was right there on the screen.
Nobody is going to argue that women's wrestling isn't 100 times better these days when it comes to the technical side of things, but the ladies are kept firmly away from the men most of the time as if they are living in two different worlds. We don't like this. In real life, men and women mix in the workplace and we think it should happen on WWE screens, too.
So let's take a look back over the last 20 or so years of WWE women and figure out if you were to choose to date or dump them, what does that say about you taste in the male athletes? Yeah, we know you'd date all of them if you could, but pretend like it's a real choice to make.
Dump or Date: Alexa Bliss
So she may not be the most technically gifted wrestler, but she sure has come into her own since being called from NXT. Alexa Bliss is absolutely all the proof you need that wrestling is more about personality and less about technique or size.
Dump or Date: Tamina
Tamina's dad was WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka. She probably won't rise to the same heights in her career as he did, but unlike her dad, she probably won't be taking a loss to The Undertaker at WrestleMania.
Dump or Date: Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn came around at the wrong time...or maybe it was perfect. She was part of the era of women who transitioned from the model-like divas of the Attitude Era to the women wrestlers of today. She was a little wrong for both times.
Dump or Date: Layla El
She was the winner of one of the first diva search competitions, but fared better than most and didn't have to take off her clothes for Playboy. After the end of her tag team with Michelle McCool, her career really dropped fast.
Dump or Date: Kelly Kelly
She started as a dancer on the WWE's reboot of ECW and had a nice run in the WWE, which was followed with a spot on the E! reality show WAGS. There's always rumors of a return since she's still young. That'd be interesting to see.
Dump or Date: Eva Marie
At one point, she seemed poised to be the diva of the new age for the WWE, but there was one little hitch. She really couldn't wrestle and sucked on a microphone. But she looked great and for these purposes, that's all you really need to know.
Dump or Date: Natalya
If you want to marry into a wrestling family, this is the one. Of course, you also have to have Thanksgiving with Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, so it's ultimately a win-lose situation. At least you get hear stories from her uncle Bret about Montreal.
Dump or Date: Ivory
She was the only one of the original GLOW girls to go on to do anything of note in the professional wrestling industry. Ivory was a breath of fresh air among the fake blonde, non-wrestlers of the Attitude Era in both looks and talent.
Dump or Date: Trish Stratus
She's going to be the diva by which all others are judged for a long time to come. Her rivalry with Lita will always be remembered as will her worth ethic. It's crazy when you think the Hall of Famer is only just north of 40 years old.
Dump or Date: Torrie Wilson
While Trish Stratus played the hot blonde wrestler, Torrie Wilson just played the hot blonde. When WWE bought WCW one of the few people that stayed long after the transition was Wilson, including do two Playboy covers while with the company.
Dump or Date: Emma
She's no longer with the company and it feels like Emma never really reached her full potential after seeing both her skills and character work while down with NXT. Oh well, the nice thing about the WWE is that there's always another pretty girl on the horizon.
Dump or Date: Alicia Fox
She's been with the WWE for nearly 10 years, but is usually considered one of those second-tier girls who is only there to make the others look good. Hopefully that's changing and Foxy is going to get more TV time moving forward in 2018.
Dump or Date: Aksana
Aksana is another one of those women who never quite found her stride during that stretch between The Attitude Era and the quality women's wrestling of today. She can claim victories over The Bella Twins two weeks in a row on RAW, though.
Dump or Date: AJ Lee
Well, we know what CM Punk chose for the answer to this question, don't we? Do you miss the whole psycho character that AJ brought to the screen or are you glad that she had her run and now it's over? We're still a bit torn.
Dump or Date: Carmella
She acts like she's all about Long Island but the first-ever Money In The Bank Ladder Match winner on the women's side of things was actually once a cheerleader for The New England Patriots. Of course, she was fabulous, do you even need to ask?
Dump or Date: Asuka
Asuka is the only woman to ever spend her entire career in NXT undefeated and it will be interesting to see how long the WWE lets her continue that kind of domination on the main roster. We have a feeling there's a WrestleMania moment in her near future.
Dump or Date: Alundra Blayze
After throwing the WWE Women's Title away in a garbage can on Monday Nitro, we never thought we'd see her in the Hall of Fame. Of course, we thought that was more likely than she'd go on to be one of the best monster truck drivers in the world!
Dump or Date: Chyna
Obviously this answer is if she were alive. We don't want you dating dead people. That's just weird. With her rough relationship with the McMahon family and fact she did porn, we still wonder if we'll ever see in the Hall of Fame. Probably not.
Dump or Date: Beth Phoenix
Paul Heyman once said she thought that Beth Phoenix would go down as the greatest women's wrestler of all-time. He was off on that call, but one has to wonder if it was just that the Glamazon was plying her trade at the wrong time. Today, she'd be the best.
Dump or Date: Bayley
You've got to wonder if Pamela Jean Martinez, who plays the character of Bayley, likes to hug people in real life or if she feels like it's taking work home. We're still waiting for the day when she takes out the ponytail and goes full heel on Sasha Banks.
Dump or Date: Lita
With a tattoo going down the length of her upper arm, a thong hanging out the back of her pants and a background in lucha libre, Lita was unlike anything we'd seen before. She still works for the WWE, training the women of tomorrow in Florida.
Dump or Date: Eve Torres
For our money, Eve Torres will go down as one of the most underrated divas ever to work for the WWE. Hopefully she gets the induction into the Hall of Fame she deserves, despite the fact she was working at a time it was tough to display her skills.
Dump or Date: Christy Hemme
She was one of the last of the Attitude Era divas to appear on the cover of Playboy and her WWE didn't amount to much. She spent most of her career working for TNA and even had a spot on the creative team. Maybe that explains why it sucked.
Dump or Date: Paige
Well, you've seen her all over the Internet hanging out with Alberto Del Rio and you've seen her doing other things with Xavier Woods and Brad Maddox. Is that enough to convince you to stay away, or does it make you want to date Paige even more?
Dump or Date: Michelle McCool
She was tall and gorgeous, but you just knew as long as she was married to The Undertaker in real life that Michelle McCool wasn't going to have to do some of the demeaning stuff like the other divas. We would have loved to see her home life on Total Divas.
Dump or Date: Naomi
She started out as a back-up dancer to Brodus Clay, but Naomi is the one having the last laugh, having captured her second world title in front of her hometown at WrestleMania. And is Brodus even working anymore? Good for Mrs. Uso on this one.
Dump or Date: Becky Lynch
We talk a lot on this list about women who came around at the wrong time and couldn't live up to their potential. We don't think Becky qualifies for that, but if she does, it's because she's too early. This chick seems like she comes from the future!
Dump or Date: Melina
The story goes that she was dating Johnny Nitro aka John Morrison aka Johnny Mundo in real life when Batista decided he liked what he saw. Apparently she did two because an affair split up the duo. Now, none of the three speak highly of the WWE.
Dump or Date: Stacy Keibler
OK, perhaps we're a little bias, but how anybody picks dump here is beyond us. I mean, this woman came very close to being Mrs. George Clooney. If she's good enough for George Clooney, she's good enough for you, right?
Dump or Date: Victoria
Victoria flies under the radar when most people remember the better wrestlers of the Attitude Era. She was able to turn out some pretty good matches with the likes of Trish Stratus and Lita. We doubt that's going to get her a spot in the Hall of Fame though.
Dump or Date: Charlotte
Now that Ric Flair claims he's sober, half the reason for dating Charlotte is gone. Those would have been some amazing holiday parties. Oh well, she's still one of the best in the sport and thankfully got her mother's and not her father's looks. Wooooo!
Dump or Date: Eden Styles
Yeah, yeah, yeah....we know that she goes by her real name of Brandi Runnels now, or is it Brandi Rhodes? Cody Rhodes may not have had the most amazing career in the WWE, but he managed to snag the sexy ring announcer. That's better than any belt, we think.
Dump or Date: Lana
We have no idea what happened to Lana's career, but it really has gone off the rails. When she was the dominant Russian leading Rusev, she was getting huge cheers. These days, nobody seems to notice when she's at ringside. It's a shame. She's awesome
Dump or Date: Nikki Bella
Well, we know how John Cena would vote, right? We could have had both Bella Twins be part of this quiz, but your answer would have been the same, right? Unless you were Daniel Bryan. Dating your wife's sister is just kind of weird, even for him.
Dump, Date, Marry or Manage: Sasha Banks
It's the last question on this quiz, so we're going to give you a couple extra choices since you made it this far. She's arguably the best female wrestling in the division today, even if she doesn't always get to show it. You've got choices, so what's it gonna be?