Take The Quiz To See If You Could Steal Pam Away From Jim
- by Mike Moore
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- in Movies and TV
20The age old question of can you get the girl? Better yet, can you get Pam Beesly?
Pam was the receptionist, turned paper saleswoman, turned office administrator at Dunder Miflen Inc. a paper supply company based out of New York City. However Pam was stuck at the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch with a pretty interesting collection of characters as her co-workers.
She's a tough nut to crack with her on again, off again relationship with Roy from the warehouse, but she's smart, funny, cute, and definitely worth going all in for. For what it's worth she seems to be a little bit picky, although her determination to get what she wants is both admirable and exemplary as her artwork proves that she doesn't really care what people think and she'll do what makes her happy.
Take this quiz to see if you have what it takes to pick up Scranton's favorite receptionist and multi-time Dundee Award winner.
Do you exercise?
Staying in shape in both body and mind is an important part of daily life, especially when you end up having a family of your own and are a major part in taking care them. What would Pam think if you couldn't provide for the family?
Do you scheme against co-workers?
Do you often plot against your co-workers to either get them in trouble, or even worse, get them fired? It's one thing to be ambitious, it's another to completely ruin someone's life.
How long do you generally stay at a job?
Are you the kind of person who sticks around for the long haul, or do you take jobs as a means to an end in hopes that something better will come along down the road?
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Pam Beesly doesn't care much about material items, however a nice family car to tow around the kids and keep the family safe is likely something she would prefer. However a sweet sports car could tip the scale in your favor.
What is your favorite type of food?
What do you generally shoot for when ordering lunch or making dinner? To impress Pam Beesly is a difficult task, but based on what you eat you could easily win her over. Fast food or salad, which would Pam be impressed with?
Do you like sports?
Are you a sports fan? Living in the Scranton area there's definitely a lot to offer in that world, and being that New York City and Philadelphia are only a short trip away there's more professional sports at your disposal than you could possibly imagine.
Can you speak a different language?
If English is your native tongue, can you speak another language? It's definitely something that can impress a woman, and Pam Beesly often dreams of visiting Paris. Erin learns how to speak Dothraki to impress Andy. We wouldn't choose it, but it could work.
Do you love animals?
A love for animals definitely shows off your sensitive side which is a huge bonus when trying to win over Pam. Although they must be well behaved otherwise she gets a little tense around them.
What kind of music do you listen to?
The music you listen to can definitely make or break any prospective relationship. If your choice of tunes is too far out there Pam will likely become uninterested, fast. So, what are you into?
Where would you rather live?
You can tell a lot about a person by finding out where they would rather live. Some enjoy the big city, some prefer the suburbs, while others prefer the quiet of the country. Where would you prefer to live?
How would you handle an emergency situation such as a fire?
Most people can say they've had to go through quite a few boring drills in their life. Fires are no joke, especially in the work place where you have menacing co-workers such as Dwight running around. If the time comes, how do you react?
How do you feel about your boss?
Does your boss drive you crazy? Are they at least tolerable? Do you aspire to be like them? Bad management can drive employees away, while good management can get them to stay. Sometimes you just have to cut them some slack.
Do you make investments?
Long-term financial stability is certainly important while raising a young family and working for a drowning paper company. Investing in other businesses could prove to be prosperous in the long run and help keep Pam from freaking out.
What do you really think of the Dundies?
The Dundies is a great opportunity to get out of the office and cut loose with your co-workers. However it's generally pretty awkward but hard to avoid since something hilarious always happens.
How do you generally spend your time at work?
Everyone spends their day at work a little differently than everyone else. Whether it's working hard for eight hours, taking several short breaks with no hurry to get back to your desk, or just slacking off for the entire day in general.
Do you like to party?
There isn't anything wrong with enjoying a drink after work to unwind and relax. In fact we could all learn something from Stanley's routine of a glass of red wine and a bath after a long day of pushing paper. Be careful though, Pam hates it when people take it too far.
What is your ideal vacation?
Vacations are meant to be relaxing, but relaxing differs from person to person. Some like to travel where it's warm, others choose outdoor excursions such as camping and hiking.
How do you handle big decisions?
What is your way of handling big decisions that could potentially cause big changes for both you and your partner? Pam lives a pretty comfortable life in Scranton, and doesn't really react well to change.
What do you do for fun?
How do you spend your time away from work? You'll need to be even mildly entertaining to keep Pam Beesly interested, whether it's sports, reading books, or just kicking back after a long week at work.
Are you humble or a show off?
Do you brag about your achievements or do you generally keep them to yourself? Being acknowledged for your work is important, but rubbing it in the faces of your co-workers may be taking it a bit too far.
What are your insecurities?
Everyone has them, and we dread the day someone makes a comment towards it. It's the only thing you're really hung up on, otherwise you are completely comfortable with who you are, something Pam is drawn to.
Are you the jealous type?
Everyone can be a little jealous sometimes, but it's how you handle it. Pam hates jealousy, but it's fair to assume that you wouldn't want to lose her to anyone else either. She has a lot to offer, how do you hold on?
How do you keep going during a tough work day?
Some days at work are harder than others and everyone has a vice to keep them from freaking out completely. People handle stress differently, including Pam Beesly, but you have to keep pushing to get through the day.
Do you want kids?
Pam definitely wants the storybook family. Kids, a pet, the white picket fence, she knows what she wants and isn't willing to change her mind. A lot of people don't want kids however. It gives them the freedom to travel when they want, save money, and minimal responsibilities.
Did you go to college?
College definitely isn't for everybody. People have always found a way to make a living regardless of having education an outside of high school, and in those cases they are just as happy, or more so, than anyone who had attended college.
What is your idea of a good Christmas gift?
Buying gifts for people is sometimes pretty difficult. You hope they will like it and there's always that moment of anxiety as they're unwrapping your well thought out gift idea. Sometimes making a gift yourself is just as good or better.
Have you ever gotten into a physical fight?
Pam is against violence, but it's important for her to know you can stand up for her if the time comes. She's a peaceful person who often finds herself trying to be the voice of reason when things get heated.
How do you dress?
You can tell a lot about a person based on how they present themselves. In business it's important to carry yourself as a professional to help land potential clients and make sales. Outside of work is a little different as you are not representing the company.
Are you a leader or a follower?
Some people follow, some people lead. It's just the way we're built and different people have different instincts. Pam needs someone who can provide for her and the family, and while following is sometimes the safe bet, leading can lead to better opportunities.
Do you like Halloween?
Halloween is always fun, especially as a kid. But as you get older some of the fun is taken away from it. Unless you're the kind of person who is always excited for the 31st, you generally see it as just another day. Pam loves Halloween, and enjoys dressing up for the occasion.
Where are your priorities?
Everyone has different priorities. Some choose work over all else, others choose slacking, and some people find a happy balance between everything they have going on in their lives. It's hard to please everyone, but it's something you'll just have to deal with.
What are your long term goals?
Pam definitely likes to feel secure, and having a plan in mind and working towards long term goals will definitely impress her. We all like feeling comfortable, but working towards bigger and better things is something to strive for.
Physical labor or office job?
Do you prefer working with your hands or sitting at a desk all day? Both have their bonuses. The office job will allow you to see Pam every day, while a labor job will keep you in shape and kill the boredom of sitting in the office all day.
Do you play any instruments?
Playing an instrument is something that will always impress those who don't, or can't. It's an aquired skill which takes many hours of practice to master, and it keeps your mind at ease while playing, unless you're easily frustrated.
How would you approach Pam?
Last but not lease, how would you approach Pam? She's quiet, sweet, funny, and smart, but she can definitely be difficult to read sometimes. The direct approach could work, but becoming friends first is a nice way to get to know her.
