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Pick-up lines may be a bit old fashioned, you think to yourself. No, they'e actually not. Wherever you go to get women or men or whoever, you're going to need some kind of pickup line to get some actual interest in you. Just saying "hi" or offering to buy one a drink doesn't work as well anymore, especially not in 2018 with dating apps and events.

So today, we're going to see just how easy you are by testing some pickup lines on you. For each question, you'll be able to pick from one of three responses: No, that wouldn't work on me; Eh, that's not bad; or Yes, that would definitely get me! This is intended to be fun, so enjoy yourselves here and, as always, be honest with the answers you pick.

There's no true ground rules for this quiz, though there's one pickup line that's a bit more adult than the others - and even then, that one comes from a movie. So take the quiz, enjoy yourself, and try to find pickup lines which you can use in the coming future. Or, prepare yourself for the overused, cliche lines that some guy is going to use on you in the near future.

Question 1

"How you doin'?"

Oh Joey Tribbiani! It's funny how we think one liners would never work on us until a confident guy comes up with the right line. We can't even do it proper justice. Just close your eyes, and listen to Joey's voice, delivery his famous line. "How you doin'?". SWOON!

Question 2

"Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me tonight."

Not only is this line creative, but it definitely fits with today's times and how obsessed we are with our cell phones. Maybe a guy comes up to you at the bar or in the library, slides his phone over, and uses the pickup line then. What would your reaction be?

Question 3

"Is your name WiFi? Because it seems you and I have a strong connection."

Technology puns will almost always work and grab a girl's attention so long as you don't bring up the technology she uses in bed. Remember, when the world ends and the zombie apocalypse begins, The Walking Dead showed us women will complain about their missing vibrators. How would you react here?

Question 4

"Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?"

This one is simple but a goodie - and come on, how can you hate on something so simple and yet so effective? You don't need to put any true effort into this line and it's especially good on apps like Tinder and Grindr. How would you react to this one?

Question 5

"Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless."

Somewhere out there, someone has used a variation of this line - maybe using a pen without ink rather than a pencil and it being pointless - and gotten laid with ease. I personally don't know if I'd use this line and I don't think I'd react well, but maybe you're feeling differently.

Question 6

"If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar."

Boooooo. Not only is this one corny beyond belief, but it'd probably end up working on most girls. At least this is another gender-fluid one that you could use on a guy as well, but it probably would work better with women. What say you, quiztaker? How would you respond?

Question 7

Look below for George Clooney's line...

The pickup line for this question is what George Clooney told Catherine Zeta- Jones in 2003's ''Intolerable Cruelty.' "Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, but he didn't say anything about the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen." How would you react if this line, or a variation which featured something like boyfriend, was used on you?

Question 8

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

Simple, generic, and maybe even good enough to get you laid. The anti-pickup line can make you look weak enough to where a girl takes pity on your or charismatic enough to where she starts talking with you. If I (or someone more attractive) used this line on you, what would you say?

Question 9

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

Booo. You're right, I'm going to boo the lines that I find boring and bad, but they're also the ones which some guy reading this is probably going to use on you at the bar or the club and it'll wind up working. Would this line work on you?

Question 10

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

We may hate math, but this line - as overused as it may be - is still so good and creative. Whoever came up with this is a genius, but would it work on you? Well, at this point in the quiz, I think you know how to answer this question.

Question 11

"I don't know if you know this, but I'm kind of a big deal"

Okay, but, now hear me out here. Picture a guy with a moustache, coming up to you all smooth, and delivering this line perfectly. Would it work? I mean, at least it would show he watched a good movie and had a good sense of humour.

Question 12

"I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing."

Pretty woman, walkin' down the street! Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet! Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth! No one could look as good as you, mercy! Wait, that's a different Pretty Woman than the movie starring Richard Gere where we're taking this pickup line from. How would you respond?

Question 13

"I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much."

Back before Fake News and the rise of sites who are out to tell lies, you had Broadcast News and the tale of...well, a broadcast station. You don't even need to have seen this movie for you to enjoy, appreciate, or even hate this line. What say you?

Question 14

"Wow, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop."

Meh, I actually find this one to be pretty funny. It's both creative and simple and I'd imagine it would work on a good amount of college girls at Starbucks or your local student union, but we'll leave this one and how you feel...well, to you, obviously.

Question 15

"Love how you look in those genes, baby. Your chromosomes have combined beautifully."

I mean, this is probably only going to work if the person you're using it on is wearing jeans, but the wordplay and humor may be enough to work even on someone in khakis or a skirt. How would you feel if someone used this line on you?

Question 16

"Seeing you is like when I go to McDonalds and get 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal."

We LOVE this line - and no, the picture having two men in it really doesn't mean anything with relation to this quiz - because it's creative and we can all relate. I'm sure even vegans can find a way to make this joke work, but what would you response be here?

Question 17

"On a scale of 1-to-America, how free are you tonight?"

In today's political climate, you may get a certain answer that contradicts the point and pun of this question, but what do we know? That's the fun of this quiz: you get to mix and match some of these pickup lines to think about how they'll work out. What say you?

Question 18

Maybe Russell Crowe's best pickup line...

"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?" What say you?

Question 19

"I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend."

Back when Will Smith could actually make good movies, he had solid lines like this. All of these years later, maybe you can find a way to make this pickup line work - or, maybe you'll turn the guy using it down because it was Will Smith who said it. What say you?

Question 20

"You look like my next girlfriend."

This one is so simple and gender-fluid that the chances of you getting rejected with a drink thrown in your face is about as high as this line working and you winding up with an amazing night of passion. How would you respond to such a pickup line?

Question 21

"Are you a quantum tunneling particle? Because your penetration depth is impressive."

BOOM! Good luck making this one work in today's political climate and not getting your ass beaten, gentlemen, but maybe you can pull it off. Ladies! We want you to tell us what you think of this line, as has been the standard, and tell us in the comments how offensive you find this line to be.

Question 22

"I'm good with computers. Would you let me put a Trojan on my hard drive for you?"

Ha, Trojans. No, not like Reggie Bush or Matt Leinart, but condoms. And hard drives, like a euphemism for something else. Well, we may as well let you answer this rather than talking nonsense for however long. Just go and tell us how you'd feel about such a pickup line.

Question 23

"Hey, do you like science? I don't have any dark matter to show you, but I could sure show you matter of another type."

This one is one of my favorites on this list, even if I'm not a huge fan of science. Well, in the sense that I didn't like taking science classes when I was younger. Maybe you like science and maybe you actually don't like this one. Let us know!

Question 24

"You must be made out of oxygen and neon too...because you're the ONe for me."

This is one of those lines which may work better over text, but I'm sure some people can make it work at the bar or the club. Anything is certainly possible in 2018! For those of you using Tinder or Grindr, go out and use this one thing, let us know how it works.

Question 25

"Are you an Instagram pic? I would double tap you all night!"

One of the more recent ones on this list as Instagram is obviously a recent creation, we're definitely fans of this one. Everyone knows what Instagram is, the majority of people use it, and it's a fun little joke that should bring a grin to people's faces. What say you?

Question 26

"Are you less than 90 degrees? Because you're a cute."

Boo! Math! And angles! We hate math and angles, but we love advanced math stats in sports. What's wrong with us? And what's wrong with you if you take a man up on their offer when he uses this line? Are you even going to be someone who likes this line?

Question 27

"You must be a Snickers because I'm satisfied."

We...surprisingly really like this one. Men who are "chubby chasers" and want to go after heavier women will probably have even more success with this line - and if you're a bigger girl, you know that this is a pickup line you'd probably enjoy. What do you say in general?

Question 28

"Are you a katana? Cause you're looking pretty sharp."

No, you can't try this on any Asian girl you run into. I mean, that should go without saying, but what do we know? This pun is fun, fantastic, and makes me grin even while typing this out. How would you respond if this line was used on you?

Question 29

"Are you religious? Because you’re an answer to my biggest prayers!"

Word of advice: try to avoid something like this at a religious event like church, the sabbath, those people and clubs handing out religious flyers at your university. Anywhere else would work and prevent you from getting slapped across the room, so we have faith in you.

Question 30

What did the drug kingpin say to the girl?

"You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you've got a look in your eye like you haven't been f**** in a year." Yeah, this is one of the bolder ones on this list, but how would you respond if a guy used this on you?

Question 31

"Is your father a baker? Cause he made some nice buns!"

This is one of those pickup lines which may actually get you smacked if you'e the guy who says it, but there's some risks in this world that may actually be worth taking. Would you have respect for the man who takes this risk? You know what answer to pick...

Question 32

"I’m curious what you do for a living – I mean besides being crazy sexy."

Yet another risky pickup line which may be worth the gutsy decision, you may actually really impress someone with this line. And ladies, like we said back in the intro, know that you have the right to slap the ever-living hell out of someone if they're too pushy with this line.

Question 33

"I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart."

Yep, something this corny actually made it into a Brad Pitt movie. Are you surprised? This comes from the film adaption of Thelma and Louise, but I can't get over just how bad this line is. Maybe you want to use it, maybe you don't, but we care about what your response would be.

Question 34

"Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night."

"Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night." I want you to read that one again. "Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night." What an awful line. How would you react?

Question 35

"You make me want to be a better man."

Aww. I don't know how effective this would be as a pickup line, but it certainly is adorable and may be better on an actual first date. If someone came to you at the bar or the club and used this line, how would you find yourself reacting?

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