Are You An Abbi or Ilana?

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Broad City follows two 20-something queens - Abbi Abrams and Ilana Wexler - trying to make it in the Big Apple. The Comedy Central series has received universal acclaim from critics and audiences alike. It has just entered its fourth season and, though it is only a few episodes in, has already been renewed for a fifth.

The show centers around the best friends as they navigate life, love, work, and weed in New York City. The free-spirited and sexually-liberated Ilana constantly drags the more level-headed and hard-working Abbi into a bunch of wild shenanigans. And when it comes to these two, you can always expect the unexpected. Whether they are living it up at an insane rooftop party with a bunch of hot, skinny, rich former NYU kids, chilling in a secret, underground speakeasy jazz club, pondering what kind of dogs they would be in Washington Square Park, or simply trying to avoid getting puked on by weirdos while wandering the city (except Times Square - that's too disgusting), they always have a good time.

Are you more of an Abbi queen or more of an Ilana queen? Take this quiz to find out! Either way, you'll be a flawless queen. #YasKween.

Question 1

There's an awesome party tonight and you need to start getting ready NOW. But you're stuck at work...

There's a totally amazing party happening tonight! You need to go shopping for a hot new outfit, shave your legs, do your hair and makeup, and get weed from one of your weed dudes. But you're stuck at work for a few more hours. How do you get out of it?

Question 2

What kind of dog would you be?

Have you ever imagined being a dog? Have you ever thought about what kind of dog you would be? Would you be a slim pug because your long nails and eyelashes make you feel really feminine? Or would you be a three-legged mutt so you could be all of the other dog's fetishes?

Question 3

Do you have a drunk persona?

You're at a sick party and you're turning up. The music is bumping, the men are looking steamy and so are the ladies. There's food and it's actually not so gross that you have to pass. Say you have a drink or two...or seven, do you turn into a completely different person? Or do you think you pretty much stay the same?

Question 4

Are you competitive?

Do you get super into competitive events? Are the type who takes any kind of game absolutely and completely seriously even when it's not appropriate? Whether it is an official sporting event or a friendly game of charades, do you get a rush like no other when you're on top? Or are you more zen about these kinds of things?

Question 5

Where is your happy place?

When you need to go to a happy place, where do you go? Imagine the most perfect place you can possibly think of where you would be at total peace. What are you picturing? Is it a beautiful meadow full of wildflowers or maybe just your apartment, and it's magically clean for some reason and there's delicious food already prepared and you're also wearing comfy underwear?

Question 6

What is your favorite spot in NYC?

New York City is an amazing place with countless places to see. Which spot is your favorite place to hang out? (If you say Times Square just get out right now, that's disgusting). If you've never been to NYC, well, that sucks for you, but try to imaging where you would find yourself most at home. And if you can't do that, then just choose one and leave it in the hands of the yasqueen goddess.

Question 7

Someone you're seeing wants to make it exclusive! What do you say?

Omg! One of your friends with benefits wants to be in an actual, exclusive relationship with you. What do you say to the suggestion? Are you totally thrilled or are you more hesitant about the idea? Some people just can't help themselves. They're either single people or relationship people. So, which one do you think you are?

Question 8

What would you say your biggest flaw is?

Ok, take a second to be introspective and self-critical. Every true queen knows herself inside and out. We have all got flaws. What do you think yours is? Are you too loud or maybe you just say no to everything because you're way too insecure or maybe you just write run-on sentences like ALL the time? Okay, maybe not that last one. But which one below sounds most like you?

Question 9

If you could hang out with any celeb, who would it be?

There are all sorts of rich and famous people in the city. You never know who you are going to run into and become instant best friends with forever. Pretty much every New York City set sit-com has had a story arc involving the main characters and a celebrity. Which celebrity do you fantasize about meeting and hanging out with one day?

Question 10

What is your go-to method of transportation?

What is your preferred method of transportation when you need to get around this huge city? Do you take the subway every day or would you rather take a cab? Do you take your bike or would you rather walk?

Question 11

What is your favorite holiday?

Which holiday is your absolute favorite time of year? Do you love how everyone dresses however they want on Halloween? Or do you prefer the festive spirit of Christmastime? Do you love celebrating New Year's (far, far away from Times Square though) or do you like to get wild on St. Patrick's Day?

Question 12

You spot your crush, what do you do?

Omg omg omg red alert! The guy you have been crushing on forever is walking right towards you. Oh my god he is starting to look up and you are seconds away from making eye contact. Look at his arms! Quick, what do you to ensure that they notice you?

Question 13

What's the best way to get high?

You've got your hands on some pizza - as the kids are calling it these days. What is your preferred method of getting high? Do you like using the more traditional methods of rolling a joint or a blunt? Or have you been sucked into the latest craze of using vaporizers? #VapeLife

Question 14

What kind of music do you request from the DJ?

You are at a sick party, but the DJ is playing...putting it nicely...bad music. They are literally playing whale sounds, gross. You cannot possibly move your damn ass to this garbage, ugh! What do you request the DJ spins instead?

Question 15

You're going shopping for a party later, what do you buy?

Listen very carefully. There is an amazing party on a sick rooftop bar happening tonight. You have got to look your absolute best for it. That means shopping for a sexy new look to debut. What is the number one most important thing to buy in order to complete the look?

Question 16

Do you consider yourself a hard worker?

Be honest. How are you at your job? Are you a hard, dedicated, and loyal worker? Or do you tend to slack off and get away with the bare minimum? No judgments here, so answer honestly.

Question 17

Which comedian is your fav?

Who do you consider the ultimate queen of comedy? Out of these choices, which female comedian is your fav? Do you like SNL alums Tina Fey or Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, or Wanda Sykes?

Question 18

Which Sex and The City character are you?

Sex and The City is another iconic series set in New York City that centers on female best friends. Which of the four main characters do you identify with the most? The straight-laced Charlotte, the free-spirited Samantha, the hardworking Miranda, or the narrator Carrie?

Question 19

How are you with confrontation?

How do you generally deal with conflict, say with your roommate or with someone at work? Do you prefer to face the confrontation head on or are you more of the passive-aggressive type? Do you have a bad habit of bottling it up inside until you explode like a shaken soda bottle? Or are you mostly pretty chill?

Question 20

What is like, the absolute worst thing someone could call you?

What is the ultimate insult in your mind? Everybody has that button that all the worst people seem to be able to push. Out of these choices, which would offend you the most if directed towards you (possibly because there is a bit of truth behind it)? Would it infuriate you to be accused of being intolerant, uptight, a liar, or heteronormative?

Question 21

Which Friends girl are you?

Speaking of iconic shows set in New York City, which of the female Friends characters do you identify with the most? Are you smart, accomplished, and a little neurotic like Monica? Bubbly and hard-working like Rachel? A free-spirited weirdo like Phoebe? Or do you refuse to answer because you despise Friends?

Question 22

How do you feel about working out?

Do you love hitting the gym, getting your endorphins running, and keeping your body in tip-top shape? Or does that all sound awful and you would much rather stay on the couch and eat chips? This might actually be asking if you're a Shania or and Abbi, but still, weather you actually like working out is worth exploring.

Question 23

Say you've got an extra $1,000, how do you spend it?

Yooo you just got an unexpected bonus from work of $1,000! Cha-ching, cha-ching! You are flush with cash money. How do you choose to spend this extra moolah? There is the responsible answer of course, which is put it in the bank or buy something practical, but it's called a BONUS. Use that dough to treat yo'self! Or don't. It's your life.

Question 24

What is your biggest fear?

What are you secretly insecure about? Which of these concepts terrifies you to your very soul? Do you fear being alone, or fear missing out? Are you scared that you will never achieve your dreams, or that your best friend will one day abandon you?

Question 25

Where do you do your grocery shopping?

And finally, where do you prefer to get your grocery shopping done? Do you fulfill your needs at your nearest Whole Foods, aka the most magical place in the world? Or do you hit up the local co-op even though you've been banned for never actually pulling your own weight? It might b a little like a cult, but the produce is ah-maze-ing.

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