Are You A Master Of Astrology? Take The Test!
- by Piyush Jain
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Look up to the sky for the stars will spell our lives tonight! We humans often need guidance from our parents, peers, teachers, and counsellors to help us get through our day to day lives. We read self-help books and consult magazines and newspaper articles to help us uncover hidden truths about ourselves. One of the greatest human needs is to discover who we really are, what our purpose is, and where we’re supposed to (or likely to) go. But did you know that we also have a tendency to consult the higher powers to get a glimpse of what the universe might be telling us?
That’s right: that’s why we love to look at the astrology column in magazines and why we find “zodiac memes” incredibly funny and entertaining, and also strangely and uniquely insightful! Whether we admit it or not, many of us often look at our astrological alignments and what our stars say because we believe they reveal deeper, or even previously unknown, truths about ourselves. It’s self-reflection and self-discovery at its finest! The more romantic among us may like to see if somehow the universe thinks our zodiac sign is compatible with that of our crush. So if you really are a fan of zodiac signs, take this test to find out how much you know about them (and yourself)!
Which zodiac sign is likely to believe in aliens?
A lot of us out there want to truly believe that there is life out there in the endless universe. On the other hand, many others are probably scared, shivering at the thought of another kind of being, not from this world. But none are more enthusiastic about alien life than this zodiac sign. Quite the dreamers and a little weird sometimes, those with this sign would like to know what lies deep in the vastness of space, and whether or not they know we’re here.
Which zodiac sign stops walking when they spot a puppy?
This zodiac sign is extremely compassionate, and so we will often find them dropping everything for children or animals. One day you’ll be walking hand in hand with your girlfriend and the next thing you know you’re talking to thin air because she’s already crossed the street to pet that adorable Golden Retriever! We may roll our eyes, but good-naturedly, because we can’t help but smile at how adorable this zodiac sign is when confronted with cute animals and things in general.
Which zodiac sign dances when alone in the house?
Creative and fun-loving, this zodiac sign can be the life of the party, but even more so when they find themselves alone in the house! Though they often want peace and harmony, it’s no secret that they have bright minds and a penchant for wackiness. This might just be a glimpse of their famously ever-changing moods. In the workplace, one might find them trying to keep things calm and balanced. But when this sign is at home? Bring out the stereo and the strobe lights!
Which zodiac sign would laugh at their friend for tripping and falling?
Imagine tripping and falling in the middle of a busy hallway - bad enough right? Scraping your knee or breaking your heel on the way down may actually be worse. But even worse than that is when your dear best friend laughs loudly before helping you up from the floor where you’ve fallen without a trace of grace. How embarrassing! This sign is most likely to do laugh, not only because they’re your best friend but also because they’re impulsive and slightly devious.
Which zodiac sign loves children the most?
This zodiac sign is compassionate, understanding, and quite patient too. It should be no surprise to find them so completely drawn to children, and incredibly patient in how they deal with them. Cute, bubbly little kids, or even wild, messy kids are no match for this endearing zodiac sign. They love taking care of the little ones, playing peek-a-boo, or simply snuggling with them. They get a bit indulgent though so be careful of getting spoiled by this zodiac sign!
Which zodiac sign finishes a book in one sitting?
This zodiac sign also stands out for their patience, and even more so their persistence. Since this sign is determined and hard-working, it is no wonder that they can finish a book within one sitting! This sign is acutely aware of the things he or she has to finish and at what time, so if they fit book-reading into their schedule, we can be sure that they allotted a whole afternoon for it! Such forethought and commitment is surely to be admired.
Which zodiac sign spends most of their salary shopping?
This zodiac sign wastes no time at all spending all their money shopping. Whether it’s clothes, home appliances, or bags, when they see it they’ve got to have it! They also have no problem treating their close friends or family to a nice dinner, they’re just that generous. But they can be a bit materialistic and self-indulgent, so if you have a friend with this zodiac sign, better tell them to watch out for the credit cards! They might need to put them on ice!
Which Zodiac Sign binges Netflix movies?
This zodiac sign is quite the enthusiast: films, books, movies, anything under the sun that requires their attention or devotion. They are also somewhat impulsive, which means that even if they have a 500-word essay to write, or a thick book to read, or a thesis paper to revise, they will put on their favorite Scorsese film or binge-watch Stranger Things on Netflix instead. They are also known for their shorter attention spans, so it’s a safe bet that when their desire to binge is over, they’ll get right back to that essay.
Which zodiac sign stays up past midnight watching food videos?
This zodiac sign is a bit restless, so if they’re not wandering about the neighborhood park, or club-hopping, they’re probably watching a random cat or food videos into the wee hours of the night - simply because they need something to do! Sleeping it off is not really an option because at this point their restlessness and impulsiveness are keeping them awake and as far from sleep as possible. Even if they are sleepy, this restlessness will result in them debating how many more videos to watch versus how many hours of sleep they’re gonna get!
Which zodiac sign keeps hot sauce in their bag/purse?
This zodiac sign is practical and analytical, so if they love their hot sauce you can be sure they will waste no time bringing it with them instead of asking for it at the restaurant. This sign is also fussy, so if the hot sauce in the condiments rack of the eatery does not suit them, it may just about ruin their day! So if you see your friend bringing out hot sauce from their purse to put some more on that Bloody Mary, you shouldn’t be surprised to find out that their sign is…
Which zodiac sign is crushing hard on 90’s Leo DiCaprio?
This zodiac sign is clearly attuned to their emotions. They’re known for being touchy-feely, they love to embrace their desires, and they waste no time expressing their love and/or desire for 90’s Leo DiCaprio! Though to be honest, who wouldn’t? Have you seen him?! He was like an angel that flew to Earth to bless us with his extremely good looks and humanitarian principles. Oh, and they relate well to his values too, so this zodiac sign is perfectly situated to be a massive DiCaprio fan.
Which zodiac sign makes memes?
This zodiac sign is witty, original, and inventive. So if you are harboring the suspicion that all your friend is doing during his or her free time on his computer is making the new Pepe the Frog or seagull meme, then you’re probably right. This is also due to this sign’s sarcastic and/or rebellious streak - because of course what better way to show dissatisfaction with society's structures than to make cutting and hilarious memes? Surely this zodiac sign is…
Which zodiac sign is likely to snap and kill you?
We better watch out for this particular zodiac sign - they are just so unpredictable! No other sign is more difficult to anticipate. So one day you might find that they are hippy happy, joking with everybody, and seemingly a friend to all (and it is probably true, because they are quite social as well)! The next day you may find them bad-mouthing Corina from Accounting because she’s insanely slow at her job! You probably won’t anticipate this sign suddenly snapping and stabbing someone; this sign won’t see it coming either!
Which zodiac sign smokes Marlboro reds?
Marlboro reds are probably the strongest out of all the Marlboro products in the line. Such a tough cigarette demands only the toughest and roughest of the signs. Though surely any sign may prefer to smoke this cigarette, this particular sign loves it the most. They’re confident and ambitious - so smoking a red wouldn’t be such a big deal for them. It will barely scratch their throat! Also, they have a tendency to be melodramatic, so what better way to deal with drama than having a smoke?
Which zodiac sign gives the silent treatment when angry/upset?
Just like any person, this zodiac will also get hurt and angry when caught in a heated argument, especially with a close friend or family member. Some other defining characteristics of this sign are their stubbornness and fierce independence! So if this sign, though loyal and protective of loved ones, also ends up fighting with them, their stubbornness will have them shutting their mouths and giving the other party the silent treatment until they both “rot and die!”
Which zodiac sign sneaks alcohol into school?
Have we mentioned how devious this zodiac sign is? Because they definitely are 100% devious! They love their alcohol at the end of the day, but it doesn’t hurt them to have a little of it at the beginning of the day either! They’re also clever and imaginative, so 95 times in a hundred they won’t get caught, but the five times they are caught is just for show. After all, why not show off a little from time to time? They’ll find new and creative ways to sneak it into class every time.
Which zodiac sign is likely to sing in the shower?
Free-spirited and fun-loving, this sign makes their short bath times just as sweet! For them, there’s no better thing to do in the shower than to belt their hearts out- without a care about who might hear! They might not always have the best singing voices, or they may sound like superstars. It doesn’t matter what they sound like, the point is just to have fun. They’re also highly energetic, so it’s another way for them to energize their day.
Which zodiac sign always works overtime?
This sign is hardworking, structured, and ambitious, so it will come as no surprise to find them spending hours in the office after their workday has officially ended. While their officemates clock out on the dot, this sign prefers to finish any and all backlogs and maybe even get started on the next project they are spearheading, just so they can be ahead of the game. They are driven and competitive to the point that these traits rub off on their officemates and teammates!
Which zodiac sign dresses up as a sexy cop for Halloween?
This zodiac sign is unafraid to show off their body, and is very confident in who they really are! So what’s the best way to showcase one’s individuality and exude self-confidence than to wear a seriously sexy cop costume during the Halloween party? This sign won’t just charm you with their dangerously good looks, they’ll also draw you in with their personality. They’re not difficult to talk to at all but may seem intimidating as they can be quite authoritative and domineering.
Which zodiac sign gets lost in the woods?
If there is one thing that this zodiac sign cannot handle, it’s navigating through unknown terrain. This situation will be especially hopeless if they are in a place, accompanied by a friend or not, which is not only unfamiliar but also involves rocky or forested terrain. These conditions would certainly mean fewer roads and signs, and very likely little to no cell signal for GPS or mobile data. They’re a bit aloof and directions are not forte! Be sure to provide a guide for this zodiac sign when they’re out in the woods.
Which zodiac sign cries every single time they watch Titanic?
This zodiac sign really has a grasp on their inner emotions and their heart’s desire. Oh, and they tend to be somewhat over-sensitive too, so every time you find yourself having a movie marathon and Titanic is part of the line-up, this zodiac sign is sure to have their tissues at the ready! Seeing Kate and Leo fight for their love? Tears. Watching them hold each other at the end of the ship? More Tears. Jack dying of hypothermia?! All the tears!
Which zodiac sign is most likely to have an affair?
This zodiac sign is all about thrill-seeking and having adventures. Feeling that adrenaline rush bungee-jumping, feeling the cool winds whip around their hair as they reach the mountaintop - they love it all. And even more thrilling are the kisses stolen in hallways and secret text messages. This sign hates patterns, is somewhat impulsive, and thrives on independence and adventure, so be ready and brace yourself if ever you find yourself, or a friend, in a relationship with this zodiac sign!
Which zodiac sign hoards all the nude-shade lipsticks?
This zodiac sign is both passionate and resourceful - so you better watch out for them (or stick to them, whichever side you’re one) when there is a sale at the mall! Heck, they even know which makeup brands or products are going to be 50% off days before the sale happens. They’re that dedicated and passionate about their heart’s desire. And in this case, it’s all the glorious shades of nude lipsticks! They’re obviously going to hoard all their favorites before they run out of stock.
Which zodiac sign completes homework one week before it’s due?
This sign is all about thinking, planning, and then executing. They do not gamble or “leave it up to fate,” so it’s no surprise that this zodiac sign does their homework almost immediately after it’s assigned! In fact, the latest they will allow their homework to go undone is a week before it’s due, and even then they may make sure to give three days’ allowance before the actual deadline. It’s because they want to make good use of their time and have a little extra time in case something goes wrong!
Which zodiac sign pours the milk before the cereal?
This zodiac sign is unconventional. They don’t care that most people pour the cereal into the bowl before the milk. They like the fact that they see the white pool of milk in the bowl before the cereal get soaked in there. Besides, it won’t affect how soggy or crispy the cereal will be later on. And if there’s either too little or too much milk, they aren’t bothered, because they’ll just pour more milk or drink up the excess!
Which zodiac sign dreams of living alone in their own apartment?
This zodiac sign is best known for their independence and straightforwardness. They’re also quite the optimist, so even at a young age they already dream about living on their own, sustaining themselves with their own hard-earned money. They dream of buying their own groceries, choosing the brands that they like, and doing what they want in their apartment. It’s simply a way of expressing themselves and being able to move freely in their own space. Cage this zodiac sign up and you’ll be in a lot of trouble!
Which zodiac sign knows every song’s lyrics on their favorite album?
This zodiac sign is very precise and detail-oriented. They don’t want things out of place, they love to arrange their folders alphabetically, and you can be sure that they know every word in the lyrics to their favorite song or album. So yes, they know that the Panic! at the Disco lyric goes “closing a goddamn door” and not “the goddamn door,” and will likely correct you for mistaking the two! On their busy days they love to cross things off their to-do lists, but on days they relax they still keep organized.
Which zodiac sign secretly loves rom-com’s but pretends not to like them?
This zodiac sign can be mistaken as inhibited or uptight, to the point of being unimaginative. And this is quite normal as this zodiac sign is not only ambitious, they are very driven and hardworking. They will often stop at nothing to be the best at what they do. But one thing you might not know about them is that they do appreciate a well-made romantic comedy. The way the characters convey their emotions and express themselves helps this sign reflect on their own inhibited emotions.
Which zodiac sign creates makeup tutorials on YouTube?
This zodiac sign loves to have fun, and they love to look good while doing it! They cannot wait to share their knowledge and passion about makeup with the world. They also love to have fun combining different colors and trying new looks based on recent trends. Creating makeup tutorial videos are a way for them to express themselves, but also a way to be in the spotlight! They love people’s attention and admiration, so uploading a video is a win-win for them.
Which zodiac sign protests the most?
This zodiac sign is often passionate, devoted to humanitarian causes, and just loves the word “freedom.” For them, freedom of expression and movement are paramount values, and they will take to the streets to fight for their rights if necessary. Though most days, this woke zodiac sign will tap away at their keyboards or write in their school paper, serving as a voice for the people. They are not afraid to think independently and be divergent in their opinions. Some people will even try to put them down by saying they are “too rebellious!”
Which zodiac sign smooth talks their way out of a problem?
This zodiac sign is a certified smooth-talker and social butterfly. Their restlessness and indecisiveness will have them flitting between different situations, like jobs and schools, but this also helps keep them on their toes! Their quick wit and charm will capture unguarded individuals, and easily disarm threats. So when they get caught sneaking out of school during class hours, it won’t be a surprise when they get off without warning and they end up being friends with the authority figure who caught them!
Which zodiac sign goes abroad to participate in volunteer projects?
This zodiac sign is not only resourceful and dynamic, they’re also very outspoken. This means that whatever they’re passionate about, they can’t wait to show and share it with the world! So if they love helping the unfortunate, they won’t hesitate to board the next plane bringing them to another country to participate in an NGO. They love volunteering, whether for feeding programs, tree-planting projects, or poverty-alleviation organizations. So don’t be surprised if your neighborhood lawyer or your friend who just joined an NGO has this zodiac sign.
Which zodiac sign religiously goes to the gym?
This zodiac sign is very persistent and determined, so whatever they put their mind to, they will definitely do. They are not only very good at making plans and lists to help fulfil their goals, they actually waste no time doing the things necessary to achieve their dreams! Beach-ready body by the end of the holidays? No problem. Strict no-carb diet? Piece-of-cake (irony intended)! If they set their minds to doing at least one hour in the gym everyday, they will do it religiously and without question.
Which zodiac sign does extreme couponing?
This zodiac sign is analytic, so they probably compute how much they’ll be spending on energy, water, and groceries. With those in mind, they will have no problem organizing their grocery list for the week, and have an even easier time gathering coupons for their extreme couponing sessions. They’re resourceful and finicky and don’t like excess when it can be prevented, so couponing is the way to go! This trait of theirs gets them labelled as too calculating and fussy, but hey, whatever saves money is good for this sign.
Which zodiac sign is most likely to create a fake ID to get into a bar?
Fun and amazing outfit? Check. Great group of friends? Check. Appropriate age limit? Er… not check, but that won’t be a problem for this zodiac sign. Though Gemini’s, for example, will have no problem getting in the bar despite being underage, they’ll do this by making something up on the spot. But which zodiac sign, in true divergent form, will come prepared with a fake ID because alcohol and dancing is a non-negotiable for this night out? They are analytical and creative, so the first thing they probably thought of is to plan an elaborate fake ID ruse.
